This dude is damn strong!!! Look at how calm he looked seeing his intestine popping out!!

Their broom is sick!!! Suffering from kwashiorkor!!! They cnt even afford to buy a bunch of broom!!!

You cant see a nigerian politician's daughter walking freely like a commoner like this in Nigeria!!!! See their shoes! Looks like a movie set to me anyway!!!

Is either she bleeped outside and got pregnant after her husband left!!! That baby doesn't look like someone that has spent 4yrs in d womb

Are u a virgin?

This girls ain't loyal

Requiem18:
They don't speak the same language....

i never said they do!!! But they learn chinese in high school! Like we learn french here!!

Wow!! The boy is good!!! For him to defeat someone from thailand, who share almost a border with china!

There are full of fake apps in playstore too!!! Apps full of ADS

you cant cheat NATURE

CsRockefeller:


U just wrote about me, everything up there is describing me, I'm 26 and at my lowest point in life, food is even a luxury, I'm just tired.

soon and very soon, you shall overcome bro

HeWrites:
A Twitter user took to the micro-blogging platform to share the message her pastor told the church members.

According to the lady, her pastor said God gave Adam a house (Eden) and a job (to tend the garden) before he gave him a woman. Which mean if a man don't have a job or a house, he don't need a woman.


How true is what the pastor said?

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9259/men-dont-need-women-if-they-do-not-have-a-house-or-job-pastor.html

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni penalty kick at the world cup.
Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?
Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites“.
But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“ Lie.
But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.
Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.
The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Liverpool’s and Chelsea's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.
But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make. How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase

Heartbender:
You see hunger and Lagos traffic? They can mess with you eh? But I hope the man paid for her ride as per psycher (shaikar) that he is

na weed!! It makes one to hallucinate!!! I'm a living witness, the first time i took weed i was watching man utd ball live in my room!! (Everywhere suddenly turned to oldtrafford)And when i shouted goooaaal! Everybdy turned to me, they wanted to take me to a psychiatrist hospital, bt thankGod they didnt succeed! because there's nothing i wld say that wld convince them that i was nt mad

Buhari and miyetti Allah wnt like this

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni penalty kick at the world cup.
Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?
Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites“.
But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“ Lie.
But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.
Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.
The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Liverpool’s and Chelsea's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.
But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make. How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase
#copied

Them get #BISHOP size for yam again!!!

Isorite yhu can flaunt your body bt cnt flaunt ur man #abeg duncan mighty is now d new sugar in every track!!! Lova lova pon replay since lastnite!!!

Isorite yhu can flaunt your body bt cnt flaunt ur man

If these mass weapon detonate by itself oneday, Hmmm!!! AMERICA will exist no more

post=69814417:
As long as you will remain a honest man and have the interest of the people at HEART.
Sojiboy, We are behind you TOTALLY.
You chose the right platform already AngelGabby2019!
Let's do this!
We will be so HAPPY to have one of us from here, representing the youths.
MAKE US PROUD young Man!
Sai Bobo!

Modify: But please don't disappoint us like the Salisu Buharis and the Dimeji Bankoles.
Those are bunch of disappointment to the youths of the country!

please where is dimeji bankole

What do u expect when he answers !! #rudeboy

He's uche okechukwu's brother!!! They re from the same village

DOUBLEWAHALA:
diging up old issues juxt to sell....nigerians dont live their life on statistics

i serve in plateau state!!! In kanke lga, one local govt away from langtang!!! Was serving in a primary health care in m&e department, and my duty was to send their monthly health facility report to DHIS2!! SO I usually come across number of patients treated for snake bite!

This people are crazy!!! So they even know there's no progress since they assumed office!!because 2019 is close and they want to start flying!!! Benin witches!!! We'll clip your wings come 2019

This is a different specie of cow joor!!!!!

Answerbank:
What one perceives from the very poorly crafted Communique in shameful grammar by the National Association of Nigeran Students (NANS) leadership of Ebonyi State is, first of all, that they are not fit to present themselves as students of a tertiary educational institution; secondly, there is a pitiable failure to define what they are trying to achieve. Thirdly, they don't have the interest of AE-FUNAI students at heart. Let's take it one after the other.

NOT FIT TO BE CALLED UNDERGRADUATES
The very first sentence contained a bomb that will make primary school pupils collapse with laughter: "... a revolutionary and freedom greetings from ...". There are many other unforgivable grammatical blowouts that cause headache. If this frightening assemblage of grammatical errors is available in a single public release, then God help the teachers that mark the scripts of these so-called NANS leaders. These are probably professional students who find activism more profitable than finishing school and moving on with their lives. Their grammar suggests that they probably don't attend classes. Their English language should cause them to hide their faces in shame. Every one of them whose signature is on that material has become an embarrassment to humanity on account of such poor use of language by a higher education student. This, once more, calls to question the leadership recruitment process in Nigeria. One feels certain that there are students that speak and write more decently than this garbage. So, how come these are the ones representing the better students? Could it be that the better students are put off by the political system or too busy studying to care? Even rough students speak and write better than these ones. So what is the matter and where is this leading to? Ebonyi as a State should begin to get worried about this. The Special Adviser to Governor Dave Umahi on Youth/Student Affairs should begin to tell His Excellency that the people that will be contesting for his office in 20 years time are lame in language and possibly in logic. The Ebonyi State Commissioner for Economic Development needs to red-flag this letter and use it to extrapolate the quality of governance and public discourse in 10 - 20 years time. Economic Development is, firat about people. There is danger. Unless the State deliberately raises another set of leaders in other spheres, there will be huge a problem from this generation of student leaders with a fractured power of expression and reasoning.

WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO ACHIEVE?
The document which has been circulating as Communique stated, inter alia, "We, having honoured our meeting at AE-FUNAI subsequent to our notification that the management of AE-FUNAI having endorsed the formation of a forum called Funai Parents Forum which they used to impose a security fee of #50,000.00 (fifty thousand naira) on level 100 students and #5,000.00 on level 200 students in the name of security fee ...." This suggests (1) that the NANS people 'honoured' their meeting at AE-FUNAI, whatever that means; and (2) FUNAI PARENTS FORUM was " ... used to impose a security fee ...". This is where the logic gets illogical. From what one knows, FUNAI PARENTS FORUM is an assemblage of parents and guardians of students of AE-FUNAI. In 2016 when it was formed, the parents observed that chairs in most classrooms and lecture theaters had been broken in the course of use (and misuse). Hence, students had to stand or carry blocks to sit for their lectures and exams. It was also observed that there was no perimeter fence around the school and coming on the heels of experiences in Lagos state where students were kidnapped from their hostels as well as the Chibok experience, parents felt a dire need to wall the campus. Parents also expressed discomfort at the fact that staff didn't live on campus. People came to work from Abakaliki which is 30 minutes away and retired there at the end of each day, leaving the rather young male and especially female students alone through the night and weekends. There was no allocation in the 2016 Federal Budget to meet these crying needs and the parents decided to courageously take steps towards providing some of these facilities while seeing how they could help to have the items appropriated for in the 2017 federal budget. Accordingly, the parents met, agreed amongst themselves and communicated their agreement to the university to the effect that they would pay SECURITY AND INFRASTRUCTURE levy for each of their students. They fixed the amount themselves and they resolved not to tolerate the free rider phenomenon whereby some people choose to benefit without paying. That is where enforcement came from. It is curious to note that the NANS representatives appear not to recognize the dynamics at play here. It is not about the University raising money, it is about Parents wanting their children safe and provided for. FUNAI Parents manage the fund themselves. They construct what needs to be constructed and buy what needs to be bought. It is gladdening to note that so far, FUNAI PARENTS FORUM has contributed chairs in classrooms and lecture halls. Standing to take lectures or carrying blocks to sit on for exams has become a thing of the past. Many students do not even remember such an experience. Also, the perimeter fencing of the Ikwo campus is proceeding. The infamous herdsmen have been seen grazing cattle in the campus because of the porous nature of the borders. While we pray for no mishap, it is clear that the best remedy is to fence the premises and thus deny them access intoto. Trust God, but lock your doors. NANS, Ebonyi Zone should rather praise the AE-FUNAI Parents Forum, rather than vilify the University. This is a business of the parents, not that of University Management. If there are students or parents that are worried about the ability to pay, they should use the platform of the Parents Forum to ventillate their opinions. Just as NANS's Communique stated "We, having honoured our meeting at AE-FUNAI ..." all parents should equally "honour" their own meeting. If any NANS leader failed to "honour" their meeting, would it exculpate such a leader from ownership of the decision taken at the meeting?". NANS is a civilized assembly. It's leaders should demonstrate the requisite level of civilization on this matter. The answers you get depend on the questions you ask. You know an intelligent man by the answers he gives, but you know a wise man by the questions he asks. It's time for NANS Ebonyi to ask the right questions - in wisdom.

HIDDEN COST OF HIGHER EDUCATION
The Parents Forum Security and Infrastructure levy is a straightforward levy imposed by parents on themselves for the provision of infrastructure and the enhancement of security on campus. One's experience is that the AE-FUNAI Management remains largely transparent about key decisions on funds, funding and the like. Parents have also not been opaque. There is no staff or student, if such a person cares to listen, who doesn't know what the Levy is about, how it came about, what it is achieving and how it is managed. There is no hidden cost in AE-FUNAI, to the best of this writer's knowledge. Hidden costs in higher education include the fact that in many schools, after students complete their final exams, they often spend a year (or more) at home before being called up for National Youth Service. The amount they spend at home is more than the SECURITY & INFRASTRUCTURE Levy they appear to be talking about at AE-FUNAI. In many schools, you go doing what they call RECONCILLIATION after your final year exams, and it involves looking for your results from various departments and paying somebody or some persons to help you trace some of them in order to have Exams and Records build a composite result for you. It costs money in tips, transportation, feeding, etc which is far beyond what AE-FUNAI parents committed by themselves, for themselves to pay on behalf of their children and wards for Security & Infrastructure Levy. Parents are comfortable paying their own levy because they are certain that the rest of the process runs well. Handouts are not forced on their children, there is no record of 'sorting', sexual exploitation is a rarity. What you see is what you get.

THEY DON'T HAVE THE INTEREST OF AE-FUNAI STUDENTS AT HEART
Whatever the meaning of the NANS "ultimatum", it will be a great disservice to final year students of AE-FUNAI (who can speak far better English and script far more coherent communiques) if they are harassed and prevented from their external examinations. The corollary is that for the first time in history, AE-FUNAI graduates will not be called-up for National Youth Service in the year of their graduation. Another possibility is that the NANS Ebonyi Chapter executive which is peopled by persons outside AE-FUNAI will disrupt the on-going second semester examinations and students may have their 2017/18 second semester possibly finishing later in 2018 and they would thus be on their ways to spending 5 years for 4-year courses. None of these options is funny. One trusts that AE-FUNAI students will not allow themselves to fall into the trap of students of institutions that have a lax academic calendar.

Meanwhile, it is interesting to note the schools from which the Ebonyi NANS leaders signed their Release: Ebonyi State University (SUG President, Comrade Anyigor Julius), Ebonyi State College of Education, Ikwo (EBSCOEI SUG President, Comrade Nwankwo Anayor), Federal College of Agriculture, Isiagu (FCA IShiagu SUG President, Comrade Oshim Lawrence), and Akanu Ibiam Federal Polytechnic, Unwana (AIFP Unwana SUG President). I daresay that the quality of that Communique is an embarrassment to those three institutions. Their VC, Rector, and Provost need to do something about the quality of their students.

seems you re a good writer!!!! Maybe in d next 20yrs!! They will find themselves in d office of d governor/president and will employ you as their SA!! Is not by writing bro!! If it is by writing bro!! I think buhari will not be in Aso rock ahead of Femi Adesina

[quote author=Hardeybohwarley post=69431479][/quote]musa wins

amaniro:
it's looks comfortable but slow.



bike is fast, but rough and cause accident too much. Obiano thumbs up

it looks fragile!!! And not suitable for our kind of roads here

asuustrike2009:

There must be difference. Let me give just one question that all the students were copying.This is an illustration
1. List and explain five factors that affect demand.
A good student might start with repeating or rephrasing the question as;
Factors that affect demand
The following are factors that affect demand
I.Price- when the price of goods goes up, the demand for it falls
ii.Price of other commodities- When the price of a product goes up there will demand for other products serving as a substitute.
iii. Advertisements- Constant advertisements of a product in most cases stimulate people to buy a more
iv.Government policy- high imposition of tax reduces demand for goods and services
v.Festivity.- There are high demand for goods and services during festive seasons.

Candidate B
Will answer same question as
I. Price- The higher the price the lower the quantity demanded
ii income- A customer with high level of income will be willing to purchase more goods and services than those with lower income
iii. Weather- During rainy season there are high demand for certain products .for example there are high demand for umbrellas during rainy season than dry seasons
iv. Expectations of future price- A commodity like gold may be bought due to speculative reasons; if you think it might go up in the future, you will buy now.

Candidate C
This candidate has same point listed by Candidate A and B yet he copied some words. He starts by saying
The following are factors that affect demand
1. Expectations of future price- A commodity like fuel may be bought due to speculative reasons. If you think the price of fuel will increase then you would buy now.
Note the underlined words in point 1 and 5 for candidate B and C. Candidate C copied point 5 from candidate B by changing few words but the content are the same. It takes a smart examiner to fishy this out when marking.
The above was what many students were doing in the exam hall but was detected by the examiner. Many examiners might over look it because of the time frame given to mark but few examiners will not.
Candidate were just changing words while the points remained the same

i still see no reason why you should say they copied each other!!!! Your focus should be if they answered the question correctly!!! Which they did!!!

asuustrike2009:

It is possible my dear friend. Let me tell you from my experience when supervising waec marking this year. An examiner detected that the students copied from each other but were not word for word. Their answers were scattered. For example waec asked a student to list and explain 4 factors that affected demand. Three candidate listed and explain similar thing but they only changed few words. The examiner detected this when she marked several scripts and saw that the students were changing few words but the content remained the same. I checked them myself and saw what she wrote on the malpractice form. The implication is that candidate's result will seized if it one but if they are many,the entire centre.
Am not disputing the fact that your centre didn't cheat but few samples is enough to withheld result. Aside that, it is possible that it is network issue.

that's not enough evidence to prove that they copied!!! They studied in the same class, by the same teacher, so tell my why won't their answers be similar?

stefanweeks:
Interesting

We need this in 9ja

people will copy and paste then

abumeinben:
Simple.

"If" I were the teacher bah?

I don't have the info for your question presently, I'll provide that as soon as I get it. By the way, thanks for the challenge, keep them coming. Shows you're learning faster than I thought.

the best thing is to give them back d question as an assignment while you go back and do some research on it!!!! If you open up to them that you dnt know it, they might lose confidence in you because students believe that teachers know it all