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I'm still wondering what buhari will promise us again during his campaign speech

This way to d oza room

Oliveronline:
Nigerians should rise above petty politics and defend their own cuz an attack on the president is an attack on all Nigerians.

An attack on the president is an attack on the president and not its citizens!! The president himself has attack his citizens more than enough since he assumed office!!

I could remember buying akara #20 back then in late 90's, i couldn't finish it, was begging my school mates to help me

Even d lightening is a racist!!!

AlexReports:
Visit to AIT & booth camp with Denrele

is this nott stella whyte ? Mrs NYSC BATCH A STREAM 1 PLATEAU 2017

Butterflyleo:
It is being done in every state

please mention d states !

sarrki:
Anambra, Benue and Plateau are thankful to Sai Baba

plateau was rcvn it when i was serving there,! 10k every 2months!!! But it should ve bn in every state!!

Why will there be a bomb blast, When BH is celebrating d same thing, they even killed cow instead of ram

These ones never pick

ikorodureporta:
Help! Give me list of safe websites to download free software for my laptop

filehippo.com

skinissue:
About 2 weeks ago, i noticed some rashes on my body.It just started a little from my chest,back and stomach region. I went to my family doctor, she gave me some antibiotics and skin care tube to rub on my body.

My dad gave me an antiseptic soap and cream also to be using with dettol as well. I've finished taking the drugs and I've been applying the creams faithfully morning and night but it seems as though it's gotten worse because it has spread to almost every part of my body, precisely from my neck down to my laps(even my bossom), excluding my face though. It also itches alot.

Please nairalanders, doctors, dermatologist, mods, help me out in order for me to know what this thing really is and how well I can effectively get rid of it. Thanks alot.
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AGBA OJI in igbo!!! Try herbalist

abokibuhari:
Useless president


Them for leave am alone make the ram nod am make e kpeme

chai if wishes were horses!!

amaniro:
All I see is only BIA and ZO


No WA

Maybe Wa has been eliminated via NAIJA WHOT

Why is d policeman smooching her booty nau

This dude is damn strong!!! Look at how calm he looked seeing his intestine popping out!!

Their broom is sick!!! Suffering from kwashiorkor!!! They cnt even afford to buy a bunch of broom!!!

You cant see a nigerian politician's daughter walking freely like a commoner like this in Nigeria!!!! See their shoes! Looks like a movie set to me anyway!!!

Is either she bleeped outside and got pregnant after her husband left!!! That baby doesn't look like someone that has spent 4yrs in d womb

Are u a virgin?

This girls ain't loyal

Requiem18:
They don't speak the same language....

i never said they do!!! But they learn chinese in high school! Like we learn french here!!

Wow!! The boy is good!!! For him to defeat someone from thailand, who share almost a border with china!

There are full of fake apps in playstore too!!! Apps full of ADS

you cant cheat NATURE

CsRockefeller:
U just wrote about me, everything up there is describing me, I'm 26 and at my lowest point in life, food is even a luxury, I'm just tired.

soon and very soon, you shall overcome bro

HeWrites:
A Twitter user took to the micro-blogging platform to share the message her pastor told the church members.

According to the lady, her pastor said God gave Adam a house (Eden) and a job (to tend the garden) before he gave him a woman. Which mean if a man don't have a job or a house, he don't need a woman.


How true is what the pastor said?

https://www.torimill.co/viral/9259/men-dont-need-women-if-they-do-not-have-a-house-or-job-pastor.html

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni penalty kick at the world cup.
Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?
Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites“.
But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“ Lie.
But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.
Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.
The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Liverpool’s and Chelsea's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.
But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make. How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase

Heartbender:
You see hunger and Lagos traffic? They can mess with you eh? But I hope the man paid for her ride as per psycher (shaikar) that he is

na weed!! It makes one to hallucinate!!! I'm a living witness, the first time i took weed i was watching man utd ball live in my room!! (Everywhere suddenly turned to oldtrafford)And when i shouted goooaaal! Everybdy turned to me, they wanted to take me to a psychiatrist hospital, bt thankGod they didnt succeed! because there's nothing i wld say that wld convince them that i was nt mad

Buhari and miyetti Allah wnt like this

The most difficult age for any man born in Nigeria should be between 24 and 29 years, the pressure to be something, to be someone is so immense. When you look around you everyone seems to be doing something for themselves, people seem to be living a life you only dream of. You have applied for jobs and the results have been more disappointing than Yakubu Aiyegbeni penalty kick at the world cup.
Sadly this is the age when most guys lose it, the age when if not careful one is consumed by alcohol or drugs, because the disappointments become too much and you find alternative ways to face reality. Worse is when a few people you studied with have been lucky enough to land jobs, soon your circle of friends gets thinner – mostly they don’t even cut you out but you will be real with yourself and cut yourself off. I mean what will you do when you are in a WhatsApp group of friends and they are discussing about last week’s trip in Dubai and planning another trip South Africa while you are not sure of what your next meal would be?
Most times you follow the conversation silently, all alone like a cross on the grave. Soon you realize this is no longer your kind of crowd because the more you keep around the more the pressure to be something, takes a toll on you. You know when stories about house parties come up and you act deaf because you don’t know where an extra 5 guys would fit in your house. Have you ever sat in a group of people discussing the new iPhone on the market or how British Airways offers poo services and you can feel your heart whisper to you “boss this is chest pain hour, can we just go and find a group that talks about GMAT, SHLn Dragnet, jobberman or job vacancies sites“.
But you sit there as these people are lost in their lifestyle conversations, you are like a secretary taking minutes in meeting. You are totally forgotten like one of a woman’s breasts during pre-intimacy. Once in a while one of the friends will turn and ask if you need another drink and you wonder if you should just say No and head home, but head home to do what? So you grudgingly drop in the comment “I will have just one last one“ Lie.
But after a few years of job hunting, you are now ready to take anything even if is to smell a rich man’s farts as long as it pays , so you end up as an office messenger in one blue chip company in town. To imagine that 4-5 years of studying and getting a degree is now reduced to picking and dropping off letters and if you are not doing that, you are being sent for cheap lunch by the employees when they are broke and they can’t order with fast food. This is when conversations about where people schooled start, you go silent for it’s no longer of any use to say you also reached University, it doesn’t matter – you have resorted to surviving.
Once in while you will bump into your now well to do classmates, they would offer you lunch, but not even eating the meals at Eko Hotel or Sheraton will make you feel better about yourself, because in your mind you wish instead they would give you the 30k and you sort your meals for the next 5 weeks. As it is the norm you will have photos taken, and uploaded on Facebook, but always it’s your face that would look the odd one out – not even the best filters can hide a face which has suffered the city's dust and sun but survives on boiled beans.
The worst mistake you can do during this period is to try and date – there is nothing that a person going through such times can offer in terms of love. How are you going to do evening romantic walks when you are tired from walking delivering letters in offices around town? What are you going to tell your lady when she says she wants to go for relaxation at the bar, pool or love garden sites that are in town? That your financial religion doesn’t allow it or what? This is the age when you sit back and watch as the ladies you would want to date are dating or getting married to guys 10 years older than you. And you can’t blame them – it’s only that your life seems to be progressing slower than their goals in life. Most of the ladies you meet during this period, if you are lucky will be patient with you till you hit 28, and if by then your life is still in disarray like Liverpool’s and Chelsea's performance in the EPL then my friend be prepared for a walk out.
But then this is the age when you learn a lot of about life, if you can hack through this stage of life the only hard moment in your life would be when you lose your parents - that’s if you are still lucky enough to have them. This stage teaches you a lot about perseverance, about appreciating the small wins you have each day, it teaches you something about friendship, love, career growth and personal responsibility. This is always your rise or fall moment depending on the choices you make. How you live your life in the 30’s is determined by how you handled your life in this phase
#copied

Them get #BISHOP size for yam again!!!