₦airaland Forum

Insectkiller:
Check out d picture (toothpicking): did he(bulari) just finished eating cow meat

Na clitoris hang for the dimwit teeth

HonNL:
Omoyele Sowore

Booooooooooharry is a colossal and monumental failure

ntyce:
I once met a Nigerian ( surely wasn't Igbo nor Northerner) at Nairobi airport waiting for a connecting flight to Kabul.

I was shocked...

Dawan de ment

Iknowhow:
I am just wondering. Because nothing is trending or being discussed about this. What is the government doing to evacuate them if there are

Onyema and Abike Dabiri Just de follow Buhari de drink fermented goat milk

HonNL:
HQNigerian Army

I hope the head of the operation will not be redeployed

ChangetheChange:

Naija which way
Every good talent just dey japa go better countries

You no go japa your own? Abi you wan de roast suya with and other APC zombies?

This analog element will not see this now ooo. His only target is to start manufacturing pencils and toothpicks. Tueh!

pansophist:
He will make it in Finland. Finland is a futuristic society driven by innovation. Just give that guy a year, he suppose build house for his mama. No joke.

Oga, a year is too much.

saphiere:
Nigerians making Nigeria proud.

Nigerian leaders are making us sad and angry

References:
https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-court-orders-resident-doctors-to-suspend-strike/amp

I am hungry and can't work due to poor working conditions. Then one mumu court go wan force me to work? Mehn.... na to work my kpali and japa komot from this sh*it hole

Treash:
You wan force hungry doctors to treat sick patients?

I laugh.

Yeye de smell.

Queenmama03:
LANDING GIST!!!
I left Naija on Tuesday night, Abuja airport via Turkish Airlines. The check-in process was smooth, no searching or harassments. Of course there were tips here and there. The standard bags allowed is 2bags 23kg each. An overweight bag (up to 32kg cost $80, while an extra bag to US/Canada cost $290) exchange rate used is $1/413naira). I had 3bags each weighing 23kg. Most of my luggage was food, a few clothes and some important books. Thankfully none of my food items were seized.

Arrived Istanbul in the morning, transit was 8 long hours but the airport is big and beautiful with lots of shops so I didn’t feel it that much, I even slept at some point. Later I bought coffee and sandwich. When it was time to board I was first asked for ArriveCAN and COVID test result, proceeded to the next guy and he asked for “school documents” so I gave him my letter of acceptance and enrollment letter. The guy looked and asked if it was the only document I had from school, I affirmed and explained that my school doesn’t give support letter. After consulting their supervisor they let me go. The food onboard was okay.

I arrived Montreal on 18th, the queue was mad!! To make it faster two separate separate queues were created for fully vaccinated and not vaccinated travelers (so if you have taken only one shot just consider yourself unvaccinated), nevertheless I still spent hours on that queue. We were led to declare our food and cash, then the next queue was to get study permit. I collected number (my number was 288 and they were still on 167) so I waited for another 2 hours or so. When it got to my turn the officer just asked for my passport and declaration form then issued my study permit. No questions asked. After that I went to pick my bags and then proceeded to take my Covid test and was given a kit to use on the 8th day.

The total time it took to sort these things out from when we landed to picking my bags was about 5hrs plus. We arrived 5:30pm and by the time I was done it was getting to 11pm. I was extremely worn out, thankfully my connecting flight was scheduled for the next day, so I spent the night at the hotel inside the airport and continued my journey to Fredericton the next day. I’m currently in quarantine. Na so my journey take go. To those still waiting for PPR, I wish you the best. The journey isn’t easy but it’s worth it in the end.

Congratulations

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Dear sir, only the enemies of Nigeria hate Alhaji Lai Mohammed . That's one of the best ex-Chief of Stafff Lagos State has ever had. He is not only an experienced Lawyer,  he is a brilliant administrator and a communicator with first degree in French Language yet he was not from a rich background. He is old enough to be a father to many of you .


If you are old enough to know who Alhaji Lai Mohammed is, you will know that you still have a long way to go in your own life and you don't cover such milestones in life if as a youth one spends all his or her time on Nairaland. It's particularly an unwise use of time hiding behind the anonymity of this kind of platform to run down others. Seriously,  for most of you,  Lai Mohammed is the least of your problems,  what you need to deal with first is the consequences of bad character of living different lifestyles online and offline , bad upbringing and highly addictive self imposed idleness. 

May God bless Lai Mohammed and other patriots . May God bless Nigeria. All the enemies of Nigeria will always lose .

Pick your brain from the dust bin when you finish convulsing

Fahdiga:
Everyone hated Lai Muhammed and which in turn means Buhari's inglorious regime is unpopular amongst commity of nations

and other APC zombies love Lie Mooohammed. Please, be corrected

Odewaleadesoye:
His other gang members numbering to six are already in Jos waiting for him (Abubakar) to deliver the deadly weapons.

Can you imagine how stupid and daft Nigerian police are? Instead of using the gun runner to catch his conspirators or the gang members that are already at Jos, they have already paraded him before the media and you think his conspirators will still be waiting for you people to get them or they will go underground. Who's is fooling who?

They are dumb, daft and senseless.

OBALOLA55:
YOU MEAN JULIUSMALEMA AND

you mean those APC Zombies?

Baawaa:
If Afghanistan soldiers stand on their feet they will defeat the Taliban

I am telling you
This is a good news though

AquaBekee:
*BREAKING!!! Alex Nwankwo Steps down For Dr. Godwin Maduka As Accord Candidate For Anambra Guber Election

Dr. Goodwin Maduka, has emerged the governorship candidate of the Accord party, for the Anambra governorship election.

Maduka emerged the party's candidate, after the Accord party substituted it's governorship candidate, Alex Ekene Nwankwo

The substitution is in compliance with INEC guidelines, which mandates political parties to submit names of its final candidates for the election on or before July 30th.

INEC is expected to publish names of qualified governorship candidates for the Anambra guber election, on August 6th.

Maduka had emerged a frontline governorship aspirant in the race for Agu Awka, after he lost the governorship ticket of the PDP in controversial circumstances.

He had come under intense pressure to continue his guber ambition on the platform of another political party, considering his capacity, credentials and accomplishments, which single him out as a major contender for the November 6, guber election.

Who is handling Alex's deigns na? Tell Alex to upgrade. UTC boys can do better

dailybuzzng:
The most anticipated 5th Anniversary of Vivian Lam Glamour Magazine has been celebrated in a delightful, impressive and memorable Grand style, especially with the Unvieling of popular Nigeria Nollywood Actress Regina Daniels as the the next coverpage Personality. The well attended glamour event was held at the Congress hall of Transcorp Hilton Abuja on the 15th of August,2021, witnessing the presence of notable personalities and distinguished individuals from across Nigeria.


The events also recorded an award segment to honor few personalities who have impacted in their various capacities, as they where honoured with the Impact Builder Awards. The highlight of the event was the moment Nollywood actress Regina Daniels was unveiled as the new face for the Glamour Magazine by Chairman Cubana Group, Mr. Obi Iyiegbu alongside M.D Daar communications Plc Mrs Tosin Dokpesi, Dr. Kingsley Azonobi, Dame Julie Okah donli , Dr. Linus Okorie, Tonto Dikeh, Mrs Maureen Nani, Regina Daniels and others.


According to reports, the Publisher of Vivian Lam Magazine had during her appreciation speech recognised and appreciated everyone who had been supportive to the growth of her Vivian Lam Magazine, she says, "As we celebrate five years of hardwork and consistency, I won’t forget to recognize those who have been part of our success story".


She went further to recognise and express gratification to her remarkable and dynamic team which have consistently kept eyes on the ball. Vivian Lam thnajed the Editorial team, the camera crew, photographers, anniversary team, past front cover personalities, strategic Partners and Corporate sponsors and every inspiring readers.


Vivian thanked thanked them for the continuous believe, love and patronage. Vivian Lam glamour magazine is a combination of politics , entertainment, lifestyle , health , fashion and beauty magazine. Which was first launch In 2016 in abuja making it five years of existence.

Source: https://www.statepress.ng/2021/08/vivian-lam-glamour-magazine-5th-year.html

Too much money and strong connect but RAW-BISH packaging and the magazine design is crap

Thermodynamics:
Gathering of Thieves and corrupt basters.

Imagine a bomb explosion out there.
How will Nigerians receive the news

Lastmankc:
Failure is even envious of buhari.But PDP is also a calamity.

THE PROMISES AND THE LEVEL OF FULFILMENT
1. Ban on government officials from going abroad for medical treatment: FAILED
2. State and community: FAILED
3. Public declaration of assets and liabilities: FAILED
4. Introduction of National Gender Policy and offer of 35 per cent appointment to women: FAILED
5. Creation of three million jobs per year: FAILED
6. The revival of Ajaokuta Steel Company: FAILED
7. Creation of a Social Welfare Programme where a minimum of N5000 would be paid to 25 million poorest and most vulnerable citizens: FAILED
8. Building one of the fastest-growing emerging economies in the world with a real GDP growth averaging 10 per cent annually. FAILED
9. Generation, transmission and distribution of at least 20,000 MW of electricity within four years and increasing to 50,000 MW with a view to achieving 24/7 uninterrupted power supply within 10 years. FAILED
10. Empowerment scheme to employ 740,000 graduates across the 36 states and the Federal Capital Territory. FAILED
11. Payment of allowances to the discharged but unemployed Youth Corps members for 12 months while in the skills and entrepreneurial development programme. FAILED
12. Establishment of a free-tuition and scholarship scheme for pupils who have shown exceptional aptitude in science subjects at O/Levels to study ICT-related courses. FAILED
13. Creation of 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation per annum (20,000 per state) FAILED
14. Creating additional middle-class of at least 2 million new homeowners in our first year in government and 1 million annually thereafter. FAILED
15. Creating a National Conflict Resolution Commission to prevent, mitigate and resolve civil conflicts within the polity. FAILED
16. Building six centres of excellence to address the needs of special education FAILED
17. Establishing a national mortgage system to lend funds at single-digit interest rates for prospective homeowners. FAILED
18. Creating a national infrastructural development bank to provide loans at nominal interest rates exclusively for this sector – FAILED
19. Raising life expectancy level by an additional 10 years on average – FAILED
20. Construction of 3,000km of superhighways with service trunks – FAILED
21. Ensuring a minimum number of seats in the National Assembly are reserved for women. FAILED
22. Making free education at primary, secondary and tertiary levels for Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) and education – FAILED
23. Establishing a single ECOWAS currency by 2020 under Nigeria’s leadership: FAILED
24. Making naira stable at the international market – FAILED
25. Early identification of talents and making them participate in games locally and internationally to enable them to become professionals – FAILED
26. Giving up to 20 per cent of the national budget for the educational sector while also making substantial investments in training quality teachers at all levels – FAILED
27. Establishing world-class sports academy and training institutes- FAILED
28. Amending the Nigerian Constitution to ensure devolution of powers, duties, and responsibilities to states in order to entrench true Federalism – FAILED#
29. Establishing a strong business relationship with top emerging economies including Brazil, Russia, India and China (BRIC) and other strategic partners around the world – FAILED
30. Consolidation of INEC to reduce and if possible, eliminate electoral malpractices in the country’s political space – FAILED
31. Implementing a full erosion and shoreline protection across the country – FAILED
32. Protecting the rights of women as enshrined in the 1999 Constitution – FAILED
33. Boosting the Nigerian football league to make it as competitive as other national leagues – FAILED.
34. Balancing the economy across the regions and the creation of six Regional Economic Development Agencies (REDAs) to drive competitiveness – FAILED
35. Full implementation of the National Identification Scheme – FAILED
36. Development of national sanitation plans to clean up the country – FAILED
37. Creation of a Commodity Board to ensure the best pricing for selected crops and facilitate storage of agricultural products – FAILED
38. Providing full disclosure to the media of government contracts over N100m, prior to award and during implementation at a regular interval – FAILED
39. Funding Nollywood to fully develop into world class movie industry so it can compete on good terms with Hollywood and Bollywood – FAILED
40. Amending the Constitution to remove immunity from prosecution for elected officers in a criminal case – FAILED
41. Making policies to halt the pollution of coastal lines, rivers and waterways in the Niger Delta and other parts of the country – FAILED
42. Reforming and strengthening the justice system for efficient administration and dispensation of justice with the creation of special courts for accelerated hearing of corruption, drug trafficking, terrorism and ancillary cases – FAILED
43. Increasing national health expenditure per person per annum from less than N10, 00o to about N50,000 – FAILED
44. Reducing maternal mortality by more than 70 per cent within four years – FAILED
45. Abolition of state of origin and replacing it with state of residence to ensure Nigerians are Nigerians first, before anything else – FAILED
46. Creating a Crime Squad to combat terrorism, kidnapping, armed robbery, militancy, ethno-religious and communal clashes in the country – FAILED
47. Making Information Technology, Manufacturing, Agriculture and Entertainment key drivers of our economy – FAILED
48. Creating a N300 billion Regional Growth Fund (average of N50bn in each geo-political zone) to be managed by the REDAs – FAILED
49. Amending the Constitution and the Land Use Act to create freehold/leasehold interests in land along with matching grants for states to create a nationwide electronic land title register on a state by state basis – FAILED
50. Building of at least one functioning airport in each of the 36 states – FAILED
51. A constitutional amendment to oblige local governments in the country to publish minutes of their meetings, service performance data, and spending over N10 million – FAILED
52. Construction of an airport in Ekiti State – FAILED
53. Reduction of HIV/AIDs infection rate by 50 percent and other infectious diseases by 75 percent – FAILED
54. Ensuring that political officer holders earn salaries and emoluments as determined and approved by the Revenue Mobilization and Fiscal Commission (RMFAC).
55. Ending gas flaring and ensuring sales of at least half of gas produced within the country – FAILED
56. Prompt passage of the Petroleum Industry Bill (PIB) and addressing local content issues in the oil and gas sector – FAILED
57. Establishment of at least six new universities of science and technology with satellite campuses in states of the Federation – FAILED
58. Increasing the number of doctors from 19 per 1000 population to 50 per 1000 – FAILED
59. Strengthening operational and legal instruments to discipline members of the Armed Forces over confirmed cases of human rights violations – FAILED
60. Free maternal and child healthcare services – FAILED
61. Upgrading all Federal Government-owned hospitals to world-class facilities within five years – FAILED
62. The defeat of Boko Haram and the rehabilitation and reintegration of repentant insurgents – FAILED

Mftivi:
I am a Christian and I agree with him.

Congratulations oga

Vision101:
1 lined buckets to have birth.

2 Quarrels over using the toilet and not flushing.

3 constant fight with caretaker over rent.

4 Gossips by married women against a handsome bachelor that babes rush.

That number 4 ehn... That's how they will be gossiping, until uncle will flog their daughter

Codepain:
when will the western propaganda against Taliban end
What of USA that invaded Afghan killing thousand of people over the course of 20 years.
Anybody that is not please with the way Afghan govern themselves should take the next available flight to Kabul and tell Taliban himself

You must be a moslem for saying this.
Why not stick to the topic?
Did Taliban Ban Women Anchors From Working In State Television or not?
I have another question for you Where did the Taliban originate from and are they a terrorist organization or not?

FarahAideed:
I thought they said they will protect women rights

Dont mind those liars
A terrorist is always a terrorist no matter how good they appear to be or the promises they make.
I pity Naija and the REPENTANT TERRORITS nonsense they are joking with

Is that all they have?
One star per Team?
Nawa ooo

Wetin she put for head?

Dirty Pigs
Shebi they say their religion is a religion of PISS?
Issokay

Jerryherd:
Although it's a meaningless coronation without any relivance under Edo State Laws or Nigerian law

But Sultan under which Sultanate? Last time I checked Benin is a Kingdom under Oba of Benin

E go shock you when them begin shit their pikin up and down, their population will explode. Before you know it, they will take over our beloved kingdom. God forbid.
They should not only lock up the hotel, the owner should be queried.
They may decide to do a hidden coronation. Lets shine our eyes biko

rosinkkit:
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THIS IS ACTUALLY VERY GOOD NEWS.

IT SHOWS THAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING ABOVE BOARD.

IF THIS WAS A CORRUPT DEAL, THE AIRLINE WOULD HAVE STARTED WITHOUT THE RIGHT GROUNDWORK/FRAMEWORK/MANAGEMENT INFRASTRUCTURE ETC, LOW QUALITY PLANES PURCHASED AT EXORBITANT RATES ETC, AND FLOPPED IN 6 MONTHS.

THIS LONG-DRAWN OUT PROCESS IS A CASE OF CROSSING THE Ts AND DOTTING THE Is. DUE DILIGENCE. NEGOTIATIONS. HOLDING OUT FOR THE BEST DEAL.

THIS IS WHAT A PROPER DEAL LOOKS LIKE.

TO SET UP A MAJOR INTERNATIONAL AIRLINE IS NOT A 6 MONTHS THING.

IT TAKES YEARS OF PLANNING AND STRATEGISING.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD HAVE REALISED BUHARI'S PHILOSOPHY BY NOW, WHICH IS ''RATHER WE DON'T DO IT, THAN DO IT IN A MAGO-MAGO WAY THAT FCKS UP LATER''.

KUDOS MR PRESIDENT.
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Go and pick your brain when you finish convulsing

If AIRPEACE can do it, what stops a whole Nigeria from doing it?
If Akwa Ibom state can do it with IbomAir, what stops B.o.ohari from doing it?

Visman:
Watchout how rottenmeatBBQgrill avoid this thread like a plague.

Rotten meat got me