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Yaaayy! Toy Story - 2 votes!
Let's do this people. More votes to infinity and beyond!

Let's review Toy Story 3.

Anyone seen that Ije movie?

The Illusionist review summary

Average rating 86.5%
General comments. beautiful plot from start to finish. And Beil did well. She and her backside.

Next movie. Suggestions.

Make una no vex. Mtn is messin with me jor.
Obinna. Nice one. I'll summarize now

What movie we doin next?

Lmao.
My hindquarters ke? Don't start wahala oh.
Review precious' own lol.

Obi
Ahn ahn. I come here daily jor. Once a week ke?

I've not seen Illusionist so can't post a review.
So are we done?

Go keep your halo somewhere safe then come back here.

vesc,
U dare compare Beil's behind to J.Lo's? That's a blasphemy of d backsides,
No livin being has anythin on J.Lo. Believe that.

Now to other news, there's no other news.

I luv Before Sunset too Vesc.
Review next?

Deader than Jerry Curls. Lmao!

The Illusionist

Director. Neil Burger

Starring. Ed Norton. Paul Giammati. Jessica Beil.

Lmao.
I can see seun still has this word changing technology.
I wrote 'kick a.s.s earlier but the stuff changed it to kick backside. Lmao '

@obinna
Any awards show that nominates twilight and kick ass for any thing other than "worst use of film" isn't worth checkin out for me.
But thnks for the info. Lol
Go see illusionist jor.

Are we doing illusionist?

JeSoul lol
She's no match for my dear foxy.

Illusionist has 5 votes and accordin to our rules,

Lmao. vesc why you chasin kobi away naa.

Let's review a good movie oh. Something deep. Some not obvious. Not a movie we'll say "good acting good blah blah"

Spidey Trilogy? I hate that Dunst babe but we can do spidey.
Toy Story 3?
Splice?

@obinna. Lmao
E beautiful jor.

@topic
I suggest "from Paris with love"

Salt review summary

General comments. Beautiful spy story. Top notch actin as usual from Jolie

Average review. 65.5%

Next movie on review.

Suggestions.

Where have they all run to again? smh

Ok.
Review summary coming up.

Next movie. Suggestions.

I suggest "From Paris With Love" Hehe.

Hey people.
Warriz happening?
We done with salt?

Ö_Ö

The movie's intention was to make us concentrate on the fast paced action routines so we could ignore the bleeding story. But it didn't work!

Dead. Dead. Dead.

For Jolie's actin and the action routines 50%.

Directed by Phillip Noyce

Produced by Lorenzo di Bonaventura
Sunil Perkash

Written by Kurt Wimmer
Brian Helgeland

Starring
Angelina Jolie
Liev Schreiber
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Daniel Olbrychski

Nice one obinna
We reviewed sango Democracy sef!

Salt?

Vesc
You're just voting movies to get it over with? You haven't seen Salt naa.

Inception

General comments : very fresh. Very new. Very intelligent. Not your everyday heist flick. Gives you something to talk about after watching. Very nice.
Its a must see.

Average rating. 85%. Based on 10 reviews.

Next movie
Suggestions please.

Obinna
Thanks a lot jare. Lol
I'll wrap it up.

But 85% small oh! Ahn Ahn. People are wicked oh!
Ohh. Means my dear movie won't go to Hall of Fame?

@okija
You're welcome on board. Membership is free.
Just vote a movie and you're in!

Why are we comparin TDK and Inception? They are on 2 very opposite divides. Only common ground is Nolan.
Compare Inception with Momento and 12 Monkeys.

That being said Inception is INTELLIGENT. And like Vesc said, its intelligence is its very flaw.
Only the movie can surpass itself.

JeSoul
Oya help me calculate the average ratings then. Lol. *puppy eyes*

Next movie
I suggest Salt.

@JeSoul
You didn't notice the children wearing the same clothes? Bite me!
Saw the movie twice the same day. Noticed the clothes the first time and the ring the second time. Vesc knows about the ring. Lol.

And I'll say 12 monkeys is more confusing. Still dunno jack what the movie is about. And I'll never tell you how many times I've seen it. Lmao.

@vesc
Yea a hall of fame is important. I guess that idea came to you through inception *i did that after I finished with Goodluck* lol.

@ everyone
Nice reviews everyone. Nice.

ill do the review summary in a bit.
*plenty reviews and ratings. I'm dreadin punchin calculators to get the average rating* lol

Next movie!

Suggestions,

Obinna
Leave spambots jare. Type! Lol

Vesc
My bad! I left out the ring part. I forgot.
But you know that bit already.

Anyways the movie, no matter how much meaning to it we stumble upon, is great.  The fact that everyone who saw it has somethin to say is testament to that fact.

Double thumbs up to Chris Nolan.

Are we done reviewing?

Nice reviews y'all. Very nice.
@ijaw girl and @jeSoul really dug deep.
I think vesc is shy or just plain modest. He doesn't want to show off his understanding of the movie. Lol

Ok. My review.
I won't dwell on the obvious. As everyone knows its a great movie in almost all aspects. I'll just make a few points.

I think the whole movie is a dream. Yes. No reality at all.

We are never once shown reality. Every frame of Inception is a dream. Whose dream? My
money is on Cobb.

There are a number of key elements throughout the film that suggests that the whole movie was a dream. Eg (Mal and Saito both tell Cobb to take a "leap of faith", Cobb predicts what Saito will say in limbo), (Saito saving Cobb in Mombasa)

But one question comes to mind. WHAT IS OUR TOTEM? By "our" I mean we the audience. We learn very early on that the one unimpeachable way to know whether or not you're in a dream world or the real world is to test your totem; an item whose behavior only a single individual can identify and predict. In the case of Cobb, it's his wife's spinning top.

What event in Inception is the audience aware of that no one else can know? There isn't one. There's no point in which reality is clearly and unimpeachably established.

The film opened into a dream and ended in a dream. Yes. The end was a dream. He never saw his children in reality. Cos there was no reality.

The children wore the same clothes and didn't age a day. Both in his dreams and the endin of the movie.

But it must be noted that the whole movie being a dream DOES NOT REMOVE FROM ITS QUALITY.

One thing I told my friend who was yet to see the movie was " its is immune to spoilers". Even if you knew how it ended gettin to the end is the thrill.

My summary ; INTELLIGENT
Rating: 98%.

Pls. Its just my tots. You can disagree.
And forgive my long post. It had to be long.

INCEPTION

Directed by Christopher Nolan

Produced by Christopher Nolan
Emma Thomas

Written by Christopher Nolan

Starring

Leonardo DiCaprio
Ken Watanabe
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Ellen Page
Tom Hardy
Marion Cotillard
Cillian Murphy
Dileep Rao
Tom Berenger
Michael Caine

Jesoul
Yaaaaaayyy! I av missed u o,
Ah, you deserted me, I tot u wld be part of the few who would not,
See life,

V3
How far, Missed u too.

Missed errybody mehn,

Inception next for reviews,

I'll make it official in the morning, but first, I'm goin into a 4 level dream to meet Goodluck Jo. Gotta plant some ideas mehn.