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Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces and says. . "Hnmm, the good ol days when 5 loaves and 2 fishes was a helluva treat!!!!

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!
Yo momma so stupid she stood up on an empty bus because she was in a hurry

Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets when travelling

the problems started since celtel took over from vmobile.
the normal free 12 sms to all networks has been scrapped and replaced with just 6 to only celtel subscribers. this is very annoying.
and wats the point of having free sms if u can't use them until u have credit

on the unity tarrifs,. . a friend of mine changed and he has been crying since then. he advised his friends not to make the same mistake.
wats the sense of payin 66k on all networks when calling within the netwrok is cheaper.
the money celtel loses by making calls to other networks is nothing compared to how much they gain when a call is made within the network.
now it is bette for a subscriber to call other network subscribers!!!!.

celtel this is not fair . . .

the only good thing they have, which is not total, is the free browsing goin on. and the only reason the browsing is still free is beacause they don't know how to start billing. . .trust me on this. I KNOW.

no more words still. . .

no more words

9ja4eva:
If its before the match : We have an advantage here and of course Totti is the man to finish them

After the match   :  Lets cover our head in shame till we wake up from our sleep.LOL


Dts what i think

lol

it was after the match.
maybe they're both considering retirement!!. lol


@razorr
thanks but no thanks. . .

u playing liverpool in the semis.
hnmm,, the fear of liverpool is the beginning of wisdom

wat do u think they are talking about??

was going thru the papers this morning. . .
so many papers tried to descibe united's display yesterday , but this one was it for me. .  .

'This was one of those magical nights when it seemed every United touch turned to gold, when every move brought a goal, a remarkable hour and a half of relentless attacking when the outstanding Michael Carrick and Cristiano Ronaldo both bagged braces, and when Wayne Rooney, Alan Smith and even little Patrice Evra scored. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it took only 90 minutes to destroy the Roman defence' - Henry Winter, The Daily Telegraph

bigboi1999:
u might as well do what u want to do, if u know u can stand the terror

still laffing hard at you, this time, rollin on the floor.

mr. . .i dont have time to trade words with you.
just do ur thing and i do mine. . . . .
good enough for u?

lol, . . .lol lol.

bigboi1999:
hin no go better for you, n what audacity ve u got to send me out of here, oloriburuku omo ofo

lol.  so laffing at you.  lol

better watch it dude. .
and put your temper in your draws.

lol, . . lol

get the freak outta here. . .

who was talking to u??

let them real haters show face

where are all those manutd haters??
so it means all the stupid analysis they come here to spew is all beef.
we'll keep shutting their mouths. . . .

but its bad they ran away. . .

next thing, u'll see all those ass nal sorry ass fans coming out when we are about playing milan or bayern . . .with their usual hate song,  they'll trash u, they 'll trash u. and i'm particularly disappointed with someone and someone only.

Like what manu4laif rightly said, imagine what this place woulda turned into if roma had won. . .seun woulda closed this thread.


PROUDLY UNITED 

i feel u dear. . .

united all the way. .

playing watford in the FA CUP semis. . .

yo mummy is so ugly she wraps herself up like a mummy

u can say that again

lol

yeah
i think milan too.
they are not really playin their best at the moment.

and i'll like united to to go on a revenge mission.

remember milan bundled us out of the UCL like 3 seasons ago. beating us 1 nil home and away. no thanks to crespo

obviously ronaldo for best footballer

and for muppet of the season. . .michael ballack

twas nice to see us play the united kind of football. that was clearly missin wen we played in rome. . .

whose next. . .bayern or milan?

united fans. who would u rather meet in the semis.
bayern or milan?

mukina2:
i was expecting this

lol. lmao

manu4laif
i've lost my voice o.
i watched the match with my ass-nal friends

they were horror struck.
i've been screaming since then

PROUDLY UNITED

u've said it all manu4laif, u've said it all.

notin else to say.

watford next

i asked for one goal they gave me seven, . . . .

these boys just keep amazing me. . .

dont have much to say

i'm exhausted.

SO PROUDLY UNITED

a coupla hours to the crunch tie.
evra is back. he would give us more cover at the back since we've been lacking in that department in our last 2 games.

rooney and ronaldo would be key in today's game and they'll surely deliver.
no scholes. . .fletcher would replace him. so we should do well enough in the middle. carrick too must be in his best form.

the task ahead is difficult but[b] VERY ACHIEVABLE.[/b]

manutd is winning tonight's game against roma.

i see us winning one nil, . . .then we are thru to the semis.

PROUDLY UNITED

hi lotuken
pls can u send the celtel browser settings trick to my addy.
its justkunmi@mail.com
thanks so much.
wld be expecting your reply.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor said she still had 50 years to live.!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

same thing, innit?

@lalaboi

from wat i heard, sorry read. .
roma fans were throwing things to mock united after they scored.
united fans too started throwing things and into the pitch. then roma police charged in and stated beating up people.

how about this?

UEFA better look into this.
this can never happen in England

a point he couldn't prove in his own home