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wormy
no, u cant be as lost as i am. . . i am totally LOST

am so ashamed of myself for using these simple words. . . .

i av to go get myself a dictionary, and ya'll better be ready for my next post, cos u'll need a dictionary and an encyclopedia too.


u egocentric bombasts

egoocentric bombasts (or what did i read?), Imbecilic puffings , 

i'm totally lost for words, because this deliberate display of grammar is something else. . 
what are we driving at now

please, can people like me, without the mastery of the language still post here? because it seems the agenda has changed.

nairaland, oh nairaland.

yo mama has a major weight problem - she just can't wait, to eat.

Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay

the grafix is all there is to the movie.
seriously, the build up to the movie was way over the top,. the acting was very good but the story wasn't concrete.
like they were just trying to while away time. . .

like i asked before, why did they introduce the sand guy?? he didn't even have a name in the movie. just the guy who killed parker's uncle. .

one thing i love bout the movie is the comedy part of it. it was really really funny.
peter parker's boss,. .
when parker became venom. . .

anyways, its still a good movie.

cool it boys. . . .cool it

RYAN GIGGS.

9 premiership titles under his belt.
This latest title success edges him ahead of previous record holder Alan Hansen who scooped eight titles during his Liverpool days.
He jus never ceases to amaze me and himself. still full of skills as old as he is.
he should still have one or 2 more seasons left, and i'm sure his premiership titles would increase.

jimkolex2002@yahoo.com

dont wanna say some things out here
can we talk on YIM?

to think u'ld create a whole thread for ur private jokes!!!!!

yeah yeah. . .
a lil of champagne to celebrate.

awwww, , , dont u just feel like crying??
pls pass the bucket. . .

yo mama's so stupid she wanted to commit suicide by shooting herself. she couldn't bring herself to pull the trigger cos the gun would make a loud noise and she might go deaf!!!

hellboy
deep blue sea
air force one
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departed
pans labyrith
the queen

"its a great honor to die at ur side"
leonidas: "its was an honor to have lived at yours"
300

u pervert, tornadoz

crazykid, . . . .where have u been?

soulpatrol:
@anushole. i'm just going by the topic. no need for insults ok?

anusule:
''anushole'' ----who's insulting who?

soulpatrol- ^{what does it mean}

soulpatrol:
@anusule. ha ha! i got ya! did that intentionally. my bad. all in good fun. no take offence.

soulpatrol:
anusule, whats your real name?

anusule:
are you tryin' to toast me?

soulpatrol:
omigod, anusule, you crack me up!
so a girl can't just ask your name again?

anusule:
its like u vex a lot?

ok, den, simply anuoluwa or yinka

soulpatrol:
i don't vex a lot. i'm pretty easy going.
and see, it wasn't so hard to give me your name was it?
by the way, are you intimidated by a girl toasting you? i thot guys like it

anusule:
so you were really toasting me.

soulpatrol:
nope!

anusule:
u said it yourself.

^{im angry}

seriously,, i've never heard of those songs before!!!. . . . . sure u must be tired of them then. . .

i'm tired of all of Akon's songs.
the radio dont even make it any easier. . . .
good songs by Akon though.

just saw the movie. it was quite good but i expected something more.

it kinda lacked depth. the story was just as if they were scratching the surface.
nothing concrete happened till like an hour and a half into the movie. it really wasn't top notch.
i really expected more. . .

and wat is it with the sand guy?? dunno the reason for introducing him.

venom was really cool. i loved his role and wat he made peter parker do. to me he was better with the venom suit. best part of the movie. . .

a little bit of comedy too. twas nice.

in all, 6 out of 10. it really coulda been better.

awww, thats harsh, rikky

i nevr knew it would come to this. ,  . . chelsea fans trying to prove what they are not. .
if u really gat history, u wont need some clown to shout it, IT WOULD SPEAK FOR ITSELF!!!

. . . .and why are u guys trying to have a piece of the history anyway?

seriously, more than anything, manutd deserves more applause for winning the league this season.
like fergie rightly said, winning the league this year is special in so many ways.
one thing, cos we last won in like 2 years ago.

but for me, the reason this title is special is cos of the way the team improved massively in just one season with little or no addition at all, save for carrick (can remember i called him a turkey when he came. . .lol) and 3 months of Henrik Larsson.

Liverpool added Kuyt, Bellamy, Gonzalez and some others i cant remember.
Arsenal added Gallas, Baptista. . . .
Chelsea famously added the european player of the year, Shevvy, added Michael Ballack. . .  

All of the players impressed me so much. more than anybody is Patrice Evra. That guy should be celebrated more than wat he's getting. he is a fighter and a pure footballer.

Would come back and give more on all my fav players of the season, but Evra proved his worth to me this season.
Vidic too. . .

PROUDLY UNITED

@ayefele
take bolaoni's advice and go to sleep. u need it mo than u know

ayefele200:
we don't want to be greedy that the main resoan we gave up the cup for man u, @ ;least we would have whooped ARESENAL within a twinkle of an eye, but all the same we gat THE CARLING, FA CUP still ours, then we good to go,if PREM is left for MAN FOOLS,

and wat have u said??

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED!!!!!!

Nice one. Wat a way to end the season. Wow!!! wat a record. Manutd has won 9 out of 15 premiership titles !!!!. Who can beat that?? who says united isn't the team? English Champions once again.

Quite glad Arsenal did the job for united. so our last 2 games would not matter. we lead chelsea with 7 points and there are only 6 more points to play for.
Fergie can then rest ALL the boys for May 19. We can afford to play the reserves in our last 2 games.

An incredible season. we were champions from the start. Good thing chelsea was always right behind us. They made us more determined to say on top.

Thanks to Cheslea, for the hot chase. really kept us running
Thanks to Arsenal, for beating chelsea; your reward is beating us home and away
Thanks to Liverpool; got maximum 6 points from ya. lol
Thanks to all other teams for a pretty good season.

and to all MAN UNITED FANS on nairaland. u guys are the best. . . . .
but the job is not finished now. . .
till May 19. . then  we throw a big party.

PROUDLY UNITED

lmao.lol

nice ones u guys, but can anyone pls help me get the lyrics of
"greatest love" by onyeka onwenu. its qiute old. plsss

this sure would be a movie to see. with all the hype and the preview i saw, it should be worth it.

tobey maguire should be at his best. he did well in the first 2 movies, this should be a finisher.

want to see venom and how everything unfolds.

wld be at the premier 2mrw then back to gist ya'll.

anyone else with gists should pls lets know wats up. . .

the night everything went wrong

the team i saw yesterday was not a manutd team. it had to be maybe watword in the AIG jersey. i mean, wat happenend to the usual free flowing attacking manutd i know?.
we were behind in every ball. even when we had possession, we were reluctant to move forward. as if we were protecting a lead we never had.
there was no run from either rooney or ronaldo, giggs was just strolling up and down the pitch.
there was no urgency from united. we were just too relaxed.
We gave away goals very cheaply and at this level you can't do that. Credit to Milan though, they pressed us really well and were very well prepared. They were certainly sharper and quicker to the ball. . . .even with old men

no excuses. we were beaten well, but if it had been a goal it would av been good. but 3 is not something i can swallow.
Dida did not make a save, cos we did not take a freaking shot at him.

fergie's decision to play 4-5-1 added to our problems. that gives u 5 people in the midfield with only rooney upfront. this became very counterproductive especially when milan took total control of the middle.
After the first half, i'ld av expected a reverse of strategy. play 4-4-2. we are more potent in attack with that formation.
bring in saha and allow rooney, ronaldo and giigs to run at the old milan defence, but none of this happened

no excuses, i'll say again. but it shouldn't av ended that way. we didn't even get a goal. no crosses, no near chances, not even a single counter attack!!!!!.  

i'm still trying to figure out wat went wrong.
Fatigue?? Fear  Lack of experience at big moments?
Watever it is , we need to put our house in order cos May 19 is here.

we'll surely recover and i pity man city. . .

4 more matches this season. the prem and the FA cup. . .
need to be at our best in all 4.

PROUDLY UNITED