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he'll surely meet and overtake drogba
takes just a game to do that.

i tot someone was goin to adjust the polls stuff

DITCH whose that?

me

bayern is really gettin me tired of the whole issue about hargreaves and i'm startin to think if he's even worth all the trouble.
He's worth every wahala and i'll love him a red devil.

but there's a situation if bayern refuses to let him go.
i hope fergie has a replacement for him if he doesn't come. cos i dont think we can handle the pressure of playin in europe and then playin at home 4 days later. Especially in the middle with scholes and carrick.
No matter how well scholes is playin now, he needs to relax when the pressure begins to mount. Carrick is a better player if he has a sound support. (davids @ tottenham and now united).

lets play the odds and plan without hargreaves. fergie must get at least a player this january, to help out. especially in the middle.

PROUDLY UNITED

souvenir

shevvy is my man anyday, even if he plays for southend

maybe he not just gelling with jose's tactics. . something just has to be responsible for his misfirings

_{or has he found one english chic he's been seeing every nite?}

Rossi is really promising too. but he can't cut his own yet at united. fergie loaned him to newcastle to get match playin time but they just made a mess of the whole plan. the young boy didn't get playin time to match up fergie's requirements.
He's back at united but would be loaned to parma for the rest of the season. although there are offers from top italian clubs like milan, roma and inter.

i think its high time u added christiano ronaldo to the polls

yo momma's so stupid, she got locked a Food Mart and nearly starved to death.

yo momma's so stupid, she sold her Car for so she could buy fuel.

yo momma's so stupid, she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.

yo momma's so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight incase of a blackout,

see wat a whole shevchenko has turned into. one of the best players in the world!!!!

he scores 2 goals against "lord have mercy, wycombe" and it's making the headlines!!!!

oh shevvy, why didn't u just stay at milan and remain king??

oh i forgot. . . .the roman factor!

the bayern situation is really annoying. they keep toying with manutd like a mother extending candy to a kid and immediately taking it back.

It's been confirmed by Hargreaves himself in his colunm on the BBC website that united has officially made a bid of 20million pounds for him in the january transfer window. When bayern's president was asked, he said no offer has been made. How can something be true and at the same time be wrong??

Point is, if Hargreaves does not come in january, he'll surely come(according to bayern) next season.

the coach, magath, says owen is a key player to him and he's part of his plans for the champions league remaining matches.

read more here.
http://www.manutd.com/default.sps?pagegid=%7BB4CEE8FA%2D9A47%2D47BC%2DB069%2D3F7A2F35DB70%7D&newsid=397158

Point is, we need more players in the fold to help out carrick and scholes especially when the pressure of the champions league matches starts settin in, .

he's having the form of his life.
he really is very promising. like i said in one of the threads, i see him in contention for europe's and world's footballer awards soon.

Yo momma's so old, her birthday expired.

Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock.

Yo momma's so old, when she was at school, there was No history class!

That was crazy, check this.

Yo momma's so damn ugly she turned medusa into stone!!!!!

this is the craziest yet

Yo momma so ugly, when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

LMAO

@watever
thanks jare

more,
Yo momma's so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo momma's so stupid, she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo momma's so dumb, she studied for a dope test

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out her window and was arrested for scaring the kids!

Yo momma's so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesnt have to kiss her goodbye, 

@ioday
noted!!!. but is there a way u can change the topic?

Your moma's so stupid, i told her to get me a color TV and she asked me "what color"

Your moma's so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope, just found one, "

Your moma's so poor, she can't pay rent, she can't pay phone bills, she can't even pay attention

hi people,

this thread is open to everyone strictly for your moma's jokes.
if u think u've gat the best moma jokes, bring them on.

have these for starters.

[b]Your moma's so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house, so she went to get a ladder,
Your moma's so stupid, she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor', so she just did!
Your moma's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Your moma's so fat, when she steps on the Weight Scales it says, 'to be continued',
Your moma's so fat, her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' [

bring it on, people. .

lmao

matter left for mathias

OK, PEOPLE,
No help gotten yet. maybe i should ask ya'll

WHAT DO U WANT FOR A VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT.
maybe form there i can decide.
plsssssssssssssssssssssssss

pucho:
i don't understand this scummites before sunday they were all yapping about how they were going to thrash the gunners now they were well and truly beaten no excuses can suffice. and they all come out and start talking some crap about being this number of points above them.
why don't u guys just behave like men and lets talk about how wycombe will knock chelsea out of carling cup or sumtin more interesting. leave the match pips its gone and everyone goes back to the drawing board.

@puncho
u must really mean wat ur saying that u had to post this message word for word on 2 threads so all would see!!. i get ur point. ok, .

@ya'll manutd haters
like u said, this is gettin boring. so we'll all let the footie do the talking (hope i'm permitted to use ur line, loyika).
we'll all see how the race eventually pans out. keepin my fingers crossed.

PROUDLY UNITED

pucho:
i don't understand this scummites before sunday they were all yapping about how they were going to thrash the gunners now they were well and truly beaten no excuses can suffice. and they all come out and start talking some crap about being this number of points above them.
why don't u guys just behave like men and lets talk about how wycombe will knock chelsea out of carling cup or sumtin more interesting. leave the match pips its gone and everyone goes back to the drawing board.

is there nothin else to type?? cos this is the major content of all arsenal faithful's posts, we lost. yes!! so say something else.

like u said, mathematical chance of winning the league. why not try a realistic chance.

ur point is noted. the table is open. but like i said, can arsenal win all 14 matches left? even if manutd loses 4 games, chelsea loses 4 games, and liverpool not win again!!!!!!


PROUDLY UNITED

sammyjl:
Never experienced one, maybe its still yet to come. Who knows. I never had luck in such things.

luck?? in having dreams??

mr danniecool

there's a thread on the African Youth Championship. your topic would perfectly fit and go well with discussions there. why not post there instead?

just thinkin aloud though,

been underground thinkin bout the loss and how we lost a 9 point lead !!!
its all good.

how u doin urself

arsenal only opened the league for chelsea to recover, not for liverpool or arsenal themselves!!!.

what are we even talkin about here.
arsenal is 12points behind united!!!. to meet up and eventually overtake manutd, arsenal has to win ALL their remaining games and united has to[b] LOSE [/b] 4 games and at least draw once!!!!.

so u really think this can happen? think again dreamers!!

The contenders for the title have not changed. MANUTD and CHELSEA.

PROUDLY UNITED.

@amoke115
as if wat u just posted is not enough dust. . .

you are a sweetheart toptho. we need u to be regular here cos its like united is deficient when it comes to lady fans.

like u said, we are surely not softpedaling. red all the way. chelsea is now as vulnerable as ever. they look very likely to drop more points.

HEY, this is my 1000TH post.

omo me self don tey for here o.

thank you bola.
almighty chelsea too is not safe. not with their current crises and shevy's misfortunes

did anyone else notice how ordinary chelsea looked on saturday at Anfield? even with 2 goals down, mourinho looked helpless and clueless. . . Maybe the guy is already home sick!! might quit england if the situations in the board room does not change