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dhantey324:
You use phone in police cell?

Yup! He gets one free chat and that's it. So he came to nairaland

[quote author=emperorchedda post=27693667]Ok I've been working in a real estate firm since february this year and being the reserved type I made sure I don't have deep association with my colleagues in the office, not for any malicious reason but I don't just speak when I don't have anything important/productive to say.

Few weeks ago I was just so less busy and hyper-active then I had an informal coversation with one female colleague and that's the first time we have ever spoken ever since then she's been on my neck! She stops at my office whenever she's passing by, she shouts my name from a distant to greet me, what drove me nuts was when she called my phone by 11pm on friday, today she asked me what she should get me for my upcoming birthday. This makes me so uncomfortable in the office and I won't want to give her a hostile reception because that will be highly immature.

I don't know how to tell her I didn't mean to flirt with her that I just had that conversation with her out of boredom and being the reserved type I don't want anything informal to do with a female colleague.

Now due to the fact that she's a much sought after lady in the office my male colleagues now ask about her from me, this drove me haywire but I had to co-ordinate.

Please I need to handle this pretty soon before it gets uncontrollable! Thank you all[/quote

Hit it and quit it! (I mean ya job! ])

MzPreshie:
A gallon of acid will do the trick.
Thank me later:-P

hahhaha! I swear I love this girl. Too funny. Ppl are worried about a 3 square meal and this nicca is worried about his handsome ness. D world we live in! Smh!!

VickyyB:
Op, i thought u're 17yrs old.

seriously? ?? You lying!

Les:
honest about what

Lmaooo. ..I say that and u respond? That's hilarious! Idk if you have heard of the statement "les-be-honest!".....it basically means "lesbians be honest"

OHH PLEASE!! .....LES-BE-HONEST! !!

Ohhhhh!! True! Especially this new eye brow thing! Some of them have their eye brow looking like a damnnn moustache! Why must your eye brow connect?? Shit ain't right! I can't have a serious conversation with a girl like that!

Yeahhhhhhhhh right! ! All dat ASSSS and I can't stare? Dat will never happen. If you are my type and you have a nice body and you don't want me to stare! Don't walk pass me then!!

Mprex:
I dont know about other girls but to me, a fair complexioned guy is a complete turn off
dont ask me why

Head shot to dem light skinned niccas! She told yall! !

100Cents:
1. She should be at least 5ft,7" tall.

2. She should be buxom with flesh on all necessary sides.

3. She should be soft spoken.

4. I prefer introverts, Ajebutter.

5. She does not need to be rich but having a job is an added advantage.

6. Students should keep off.

7. Youth corpers and new graduates are welcome.

8. Players should keep away.

9. Gap tooth will be an added advantage.

10. Fair or dark in complexion with a brown bias.

11. Last but not least, big bum bum is a necessary evil...

Let the applications pour in...

Gap tooth is welcomed? Smh! U don't need a wife...u need jesus!

Well!! I cant speak for everyone but there are some people who grew up around white folks and just picked up an accent. if you lived around white people in a white neighborhood I believe that's a different case. I did for about 18 years straight and I have a mixed accent and I do get judged for it a lot.

kendrick93:
I mean no offense to Ma Lovely
Nigerian Girls, but I happen to be one
of those Guys who rate kissing and
fore play on the same level
(and also a must requirement) as the act of SEX itself, thus
u can understand my dismay at
finding out that most of the girls i' ve
come in contact with don't measure upto my standard..
Also i hav spoken to most guys who also complain of dis same issue..

You ain't lying! I heard it's because they don't want guys to think they are hoes.

andromida:
May you all find what you are looking for.

Amen!! same to you

NeduLuiZ:
1.good in bed

2.wonderful cook

3.honest

4.out-spoken

5.averagely confident -not some over confident lady who tink the world revolves around her

6.submissive

7.fair or dark ... Not an abino

8.working class

9.decent dress sense

10.non feminist

Lmaoo at not albino!! they need love too!! You know God works in mysterious ways. what if ya destined to be with one to experience tru love. lol!

List Albums/Songs you cant remove form your ipod or phone even when you are running out of memory!

nomabeeee:
I find this very interesting to discuss here..and I will go straight to the point..I don't think its advicible for a lady to always cook for the man she's dating anytime she's visits him.if you visit him 5 times,u can cook two times or once for him..its important that we ladies should know our place in our man's life..if you are his friend,you act like his friend..if you a re his girlfriend ,you act like one and if you a re his wife..you also act like one..A woman is meant to be explored..if am dating/courting you and during the course of that I cook all my delicasies for you,..what threat wil I give you when we get married?hmmm I can't find myself loitering around a man's kitchen when am not his wife..whats ur opinion ladies?men are also free to air their opinions too...reasonable comments please..thanks

That's deep and we'll said. Good stuff! It's very true..Most girls forget to play thier role.

Ibyno:
If u last 3 hours and u can't pregnant her, and last 5 mins but can do the job, which do u prefer ?, oga sex no be food again, as far u go fit register as a man .

Damn!!! Food for f**king thought....sooo true.

dovelike:
Hehehehehe. Learner

Smh

Honesty, no one here can answer that for you except your heart. That's where the best solution lies.

Superstar007:
Only perverts do that.
- If the guy notices that the lady dresses seductively in her pics so he'll assume that the lady is cheap and wouldn't mind sending the pix.
- If the dude is hot at that moment.
- If the chat is centred on séx, etc etcetera

Damn....u sure u are a guy??

I think d question shud be why do girls send them if they feel the guy is some pervert?

SStoneCCold:
This is the exact reason why many guys struggle to get beautiful ladies to fall in love with them. Just like the poster here, they see beautiful ladies as aliens or some supernatural beings that are more superior to them and should be specially treated. You only treat a lady specially when she is already yours and even at that, you need to watch out for some red flags so she doesn't take you or your special treatment for granted.
To be successful with women, whether beautiful or not, let them see you as the price they have to win and not the other way round.

Hmmm...looking at how well composed ya response is. I think it's fair to say english could be ya first or second language. If that's the case then you shud see I said "SOME BEAUTIFUL GIRLS!"...I am not as shallow as you think. I have come across some beautiful girls who are not superficial and just as simple as everyday people but you can not deny the existence of the beautiful girls who use their beauty as a ticket for royal treatment!

SStoneCCold:
Op, you are very wrong. If you play your game well, a beautiful lady will fall in love with you. They are just like every other lady only that guys without experience tend to put them on a pedestal and see them as goddesses. They usually don't like that, relate with them the way you relate with the so called not-so-beautiful ladies, even show them you are hard-to-get if you can, and they will fall head over heels in love with you. This is from numerous personal experiences.

hmmmm!! Nahhh...some beautiful girls are like aliens and are not from this world and u have to treat em differently

adonbilivit:
source: experience


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cc: oohmpa

I stay away from too beautiful girls...even the ones interested in me...Majority of them are just out of this world. My experience is from mistaking a prostitute from a human being, A beautiful girl being unnecessarily high maintainable and more.

AgapeCharis:
He created only one man and one woman. Do some research. The garden of Eden was not in Africa.



And guess what..



We all came from the loins of that oyinbo man

on annypie we stand

Say what That sounds like some illuminati issh. Who told u dat?

yhemmielovergal:
It's because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but only felt by heart.
It is also applicable 2 when you sleep,dream,cry or pray.

hmmmm....interesting perspective

imperiouxx:
Closing eyes prevents sensation diversion and concentrates info of touch in tongue on the brain rather than sharing same sensation between the eyes, tongue and other sense organs.

Thank God for Google