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The spirit of Mikel Obi is after you. You have to go for spiritual cleansing

SmartMugu:
Thanks. I thought of that too. But I'm really scared. If she decides to leave me me after finding out, it's a bigger mess. I'll be stuck with alimony and child support. That's scarier.

She won't leave. But try to change sha

Just brace urself and tell her. I'm sure its not something that will surprise her, since she seems to be so tolerant of your nocturnal misdemeanours.

Airforce1:
My house be him last bus stop

Why? You want to kidnap him?

I hope they were wise enuff to save for the rainy day

I'll write my own under it - "i love u too babe"

One should not be too fast to blame the guy, there's nothing wrong in trying to help others. When these things happen to other people we tend to take them for fools, but it could easily hav happened to anybody.
My only prayer is for the real culprits to get caught as soon as possible.

Quick recovery to her. Anyone who has seen what cancer does to the human body would not wish it even for an enemy. May God be with her.

jaymejate:
This na the 36†h time i go read this unfunny joke.

Then why do you keep reading it?

These TANoids have started again

A divorced person giving marriage advice.

Sad, sad, sad

where is INTROVERT when you need her

By their comments ye shall know their states of origin

This is why I'm afraid of giving money to strangers

This man is still making noise at his age?

I miss the old days when you meet someone face to face to apologise for something you've done wrong. Now its the norm to just paste apologies on social media.

That's a man of character.

Treason

Arrowman:
PEOPLE HAVE TRIED TO WATER DOWN JESUS' STATEMENT in the Bible about it being harder for a rich man to enter Heaven than for a camel to go through the eye of a needle.
Some wrongly interpret the eye of the needle to be a small gate entering the city of Jerusalem. Others wrongly interpretcamelas meaningrope. But Jesus used a wonderfully clever illustration and meant what He said:The eye of a needle means the eye of a needle. How brilliant is that!


Jesus said, “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God” (Matthew 19:24. Similar verses are in Mark 10:25 and Luke 18:25). What is theeye of a needle, or aneedle's eye?
We believe the phrase means exactly what it says, and does not need watering down to make it easier for a rich man to enter Heaven. We will show you why.
Small gate?
Some say the needle's eye, or the eye of the needle, was a small gate at the entrance of Jerusalem and other cities. When the city-keepers had locked the main gates, camels and their owners who arrived after the lock-out could squeeze through this gate.
But scholars have searched in vain to find ancient evidence that people referred to any of these gates as “the eye of a needle”.
Camel means rope?
Others have said the Aramaic word forcamelwas the same as the word forrope, and that Jesus meant it was hard for rope to go through the eye of a needle. Well, Jesus did speak Aramaic, but again, reliable evidence is weak that this is what He meant.
Such explanations downplay the wonderfully memorable and clever illustration that Jesus came up with to teach the difficulty of getting into Heaven if you are loaded with loot. He was talking to the rich young ruler at the time, and the man was sad at hearing this because he was very rich.
He would hardly have been sad knowing that camels always got through the city gate. And he would hardly be sad knowing that anyone could untwist a piece of rope to thread it through the eye of a sewing needle.
Impossible means impossible
What the rich young ruler was sad about was that Jesus said it would be impossible for him to enter the kingdom of God because of his riches.
The bystanders recognized this is what he meant, because they said, “Who then can be saved?” (Luke 18:26). And Jesus replied, “The things which are impossible with men are possible with God” (Luke 18:27).
This kills the “little gate” theory, because that was not impossible. And it kills the “camel rope” theory, because that was not impossible either.
What these verses say are that:1.The rich man had to be willing to put God before his possessions.
2.Only God could save him.
Rich people can be saved like anyone else if they do what God wants. Joseph of Arimathea was wealthy. And Paul said in Romans 2:11 that God doesn't show favouritism. Anyone can be saved.
The illustration of the camel going through the eye of a needle was perfect for those He was speaking to.The eye of a needle means the eye of a needle.Jesus' explanation that what is impossible for men is possible with God shows that rich people can be saved and enter Heaven. But only if they put their faith in God rather than in their riches.

You explanation is flawed for the following reasons:
1. If Jesus actually meant the eye of an actual needle, then it'll be impossible for even some insects to enter through it, not to talk of an animal as large as a camel. It would even be unthinkable and ridiculous for him to make such an analogy.
2. The city gate explanation remains the best since there was actually a gate called the eye of a needle, so small that the camels have to squeeze through. This is what he meant - that it would be difficult, not impossible.
3. Why would Jesus claim impossibility for a reach man to make heaven when there are well documented evidences of rich men already in heaven? Abraham (Genesis 13:2), David (1 Chron 29:28), Solomon (2Chron 9:22). Jacob was described as being extremely prosperous.
In the New Testament we have Joseph, called Barnabas ( Acts 4:36-37 ), Dorcas ( Acts 9:36 ), Cornelius ( Acts 10:1 ), Philemon ( Philemon 1)
Are you saying it will be IMPOSSIBLE for these men to make heaven because they were wealthy?

Caption: WHEN YOU OVER-NEGOTIATE THE CHARTER FEE & THE BUS DEVELOPS A FAULT

Many of those former legends g Ronaldo de lima, Ronaldinho, Maradona, Pele etc) don't really like Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo.
If Pele had payed football in these modern times i doubt he would have been able to score over 1200 goals, with the likes of Gatuso, Pepe as defenders dat are ready to break your legs if you get past them

It may seem like extravagance to you who dont have a single private jet, but bringing it down to (o)ur level, one can equally ask : Is it right for any christian to have more than 2 pairs of shoes when there are many poor people who don't even have any? How about those who have more than 2 houses, cars? You personally @OP, how many clothes do you have dat u hardly wear, when u know there are many in the streets who have none?
My point is, no matter what you do, how much you give out, there'll always be poor people around. Just do ur own little best and leave God & others to do what they can.

They'll soon start raining insults on you. But the intelligent ones among dem will try to attack the issues you have raised, others will just prefer to attack you.

It would be a very smart move if the military could send in spies to infilterate d boko haram camp, a Trojan horse kind of set up. In that way it'd be easier to bring down d enemy from within.

before they said it was a million delegates, now that its confirmed to be just 33-man delegate the issue with TANOIDS is that there's no female.
Who knows what they'll come up with next time - no dog on the team?

You fine. Your wife fine. Your baby fine. In fact, my guy u're blessed.

Self-Con or Mini flat needed at OPIC Estate Isheri North As close to Channels TV as possible

bright007:
its our money

Your "Disclaimer" made me laugh. If u're not responsible for what u pasted with ur own hands, then who is?

The so called biafrans will hardly want to address issues. Instead the get very violent with anyone who doesn't share their views, resorting to insults at the slightest whim. They know the truth, they know they're not united, they know Nigeria is not their problem, but they're afraid of facing real issues.