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Politics / Re: Labour Rejects ₦48,000, Walks Out Of Minimum Wage Committee Meeting by jydmak(m): 7:13pm On May 15
[color=#990000][/color]ask yourself how productive are the reps members and your senators to receive the huge amount they are receiving apart from the money they are stealing from the constituency projects grin

The question is most Nigerian federal , state and local government workers , how productive are they.

Does there input into the system generate that amount or they just want to be paid for doing nothing[/quote]
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by jydmak(m): 11:13pm On Feb 11
With the way Nigeria played, ivory coast deserved to win.

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Celebrities / Re: Men Date Me Out Of P!ty – Amputee Actress, Doris Akonanya by jydmak(m): 10:02am On Dec 08, 2023
God is your strength dear
Family / Re: I Got Pregnant Without Sexual Intercourse, Woman Tells Court In Kwara by jydmak(m): 3:00pm On Jun 26, 2023
ooh! probably u were impregnated by a floating semen in a swimming pool.
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel Arrested In Tanzania (Pics, Videos) by jydmak(m): 11:04pm On Aug 08, 2022
Kizz Daniel this time did not land on a sofa floor, he landed on a concrete floor
Religion / Re: Should Keeping Virginity Still Be Preached Concerning Christian Marriages? by jydmak(m): 10:23am On Jul 24, 2022
God's standard has not changed

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency: Tinubu Can Make N1 Equal To $1 – Ayodele Adewale by jydmak(m): 3:59pm On Jul 14, 2022
Seh unna don dey start again abi?
Education / Re: Do I Quit My Job Or Keep Getting Distracted In Medical School? Help Me by jydmak(m): 8:57pm On Jul 06, 2022
donnie56:
Hello everyone,
I am in dire need of your honest advice. I am a fan of Nairaland but created this because of identity.
I am a medical student studying medicine in one of the public universities in Nigeria. When the ASUU strike newly started, I started looking for things to do and clients to work for. Fortunately, I got two clients who pay me about 200K per month since April. It varies; last month, I earned 199K, this month will be 220K+ if I work harder.
I have saved most of the money to write professional exams.
However, my school still conducts lectures through Zoom and we have not had rest since the strike started. We do have classes from 8am till 5pm except on some days. I am about three months back and our test is coming up soon.
Please do you advise I quite my 200k/per month and focus on my studies seeing that i have lots of materials to read and prepare for my test?
P.S: I have tried balancing but the freelance work is highly demanding. What do i do please?

connect me with the freelancing job abeg
Education / How Much Do You Know Your School? by jydmak(m): 6:26pm On Jul 01, 2022
Mention a popular place in your university or polytechnic and someone will tell you the name of your school
Travel / Re: Over 100 Residents Stranded As Flood Takes Over Their Estate In Lugbe, Abuja by jydmak(m): 1:46pm On Jun 27, 2022
Trademore estate again?

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Sports / Re: Golden Eaglets of Nigeria Defeated Burkina Faso To Win WAFU B Under 17 Finals by jydmak(m): 8:53pm On Jun 24, 2022
Which station can we watch it
Nairaland / General / Re: Killed Monitor Lizard This Morning by jydmak(m): 8:10pm On Jun 21, 2022
Abeg When the pepper soup is done, pls i need one plate to download this my small stout
Religion / Re: Let The Dead Bury The Dead (What Jesus Actually Meant?) by jydmak(m): 4:25pm On Jun 19, 2022
Jesus said, “Let the dead bury their dead.” Does this mean that we as Christians should not be taking up time attending funerals?—L. S., Germany.

The record at Matthew 8:21, 22 (NW) is: “Then another of the disciples said to him: ‘Master, permit me first to leave and bury my father.’ Jesus said to him: ‘Keep following me, and let the dead bury their dead.’” These words do not militate against anyone’s attending a funeral. The man here addressed had said to Jesus that he wanted to go and bury his father, but that did not mean that the man’s father was dead already, for if his father had been dead at the moment the man would have been there at the bier and not listening to Jesus. But the man meant that his father was old and sooner or later would die; and so the man wanted to postpone following Jesus until after he had taken care of his father until death and could receive his father’s dying blessing and then fulfill his father’s wish to have his son at the deathbed close his eyes piously after death ensued. This would have delayed the man’s following Jesus indefinitely and hence Jesus said to let the dead bury their dead. The man’s relatives were evidently not following Jesus on the way to life and hence were dead spiritually and could be left to bury the man’s father when he died. But when dedicated Christians today who are on the way of life and out from under the world’s condemnation have a death in the family and have a funeral, can you rightfully say that here is a case of the “dead” (spiritually) burying the dead? No. The man in the Biblical case wanted to go home to bury his father and not to give a witness by a funeral sermon.
Family / Re: My Narcissistic Brother by jydmak(m): 11:27am On Jun 11, 2022
[quote author=RightToReject post=113682441]

Cut the guy some slack. Your single sentence has two notable errors. A lot, not "alot" and sentences, not "sentence."

So, the correct version of your sentence should be: "A university graduate typed this episode with a lot of uncoordinated sentences."

The pot calling the kettle black.
God will bless u for me

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Crime / Re: Husband Bites Off His Wife's Nose In Her Father's House (Graphic Photos, Video) by jydmak(m): 12:57pm On Jun 10, 2022
Oloribu ni Felix lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: Kaduna Technology City Film Village Comes To Life by jydmak(m): 7:00pm On Jun 07, 2022
No aerial view.
the technology never complete
Car Talk / Re: Antics Of Local Mechanics by jydmak(m): 7:50pm On May 20, 2022
Peppermintflav:

Firstly in the world of today, you've got to have a scanner. If your car develops fault you scan it yourself and know what the problem is before going to the mechanic workshop.
Secondly you should have a mechanic for different occasions, like me I have a mechanic that changes my shock absorber brake pads, I have another one if I want to do some serious work on the engine I have another one that changes oil.
bros u gerrit....... that's how it works for me too
Crime / Re: Suspected Yahoo Boy Spotted Stealing Panties From A Building (Video) by jydmak(m): 6:48pm On Apr 26, 2022
And those videoing can not scare him away?

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Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter, Priscilla, Acquires New Benz (Photos) by jydmak(m): 10:26am On Apr 25, 2022
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Crime / Re: Please She Said I Raped Her But I Didn't Do It Now She Is Threatening Me by jydmak(m): 1:58pm On Apr 04, 2022
Yhungsarm:
This incident happened last week Thursday. Am a 300L student of Unijos and the girl happens to be my coursemate.

Normally, me and these girl no dey the same level, she can't even talk to me in school but ASUU break happened and i didn't want to go back to Lagos so i stayed back in Jos.

One day i was chatting with her friend who happens to know her and he told me she is still in Jos, so i chatted her up since i was bored and i didn't lie to her, i told her i was bored and i needed someone to talk to for the main time. she accepted quickly and even told me why i didn't chat her up sooner than this. she promised to come to my place and on Thursday she finally came through.

This is the most astonishing part, she knew i had sex with her best friend so she asked me about it and i did not lie about it cus i know she knew and we talked about some nasty stuff related to sex. i was seated on a mini-cushion chair and she sat on my laps literally dropping her boobs in the middle of my face.

As a guy i thought that was the signal, so i carried her straight to the bed and i wanted to gain access and she denied it so i just stood up and left. After a short while she came back again now saying if she handles me and all those stuff, i tried again and she denied i was angry and i wanted to tell her to start gping but i calmed down. she started seducing me badly and i was confused so this time i dropped and dragged her jean with her, we started dragging but she was just saying am trying to rape her and it is unfair, if it is what i do to girls all d time.

i was fingering her at the time but i did not penetrate and i felt it was tense and if i penetrated then what she is saying is true so i stopped and controlled my urge.

She zipped up and started crying, I was like but i didn't do anything and she was like i did everything i want to do with her and it is fault bcus she came to my house.

After a shortwhile, she stopped crying and asked me if it was sex i want or friends with benefit...i was very confused at that point like wetin bring all does one enter so i didn't reply then she said she knows am a rapist and i just want to sex and all dat shit.

i kept my cool after some time she started saying am not normal at all and she jst can't believe what happened, she also said she will tell me something when we she is out of my house.

So i paid her Tp and she went home, i did not chat her up at all. fastforward to Saturday i saw her message saying her forcefully had my ways wit her and jst ignored her so she will deal with me and i will pay for it.

i won't lie to you am very scared, i don't even know what she wants, i started asking her what she wants from me exactly but she is not replying at all. I seriously don't know what to do am very confuse, I don't even understand why i fell for this plot of hers.
What do you think i shud do

Note: I did not have sex with her at all and i never wanted it, she was jst all over me and doing all those stuff. Sex isn't my problem on a normal day bcus am a handsome guy and i get it most time.
If care is not taken you may finish the rest of your program behind bar
Politics / Re: Lekki Deep Seaport To Begin Commercial Activities In September by jydmak(m): 5:53am On Mar 14, 2022
Nkwanu! Let me come and import all my pending goods now.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Gifts Two Thoozin Dollars At Labadi Beach (Video) by jydmak(m): 9:42am On Dec 31, 2021
Later Dem go say Nigerian no dey help them

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Phones / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of This On My Phone Screen by jydmak(m): 11:12am On Nov 12, 2021
Donwhite92:
Please my Samsung A50 has screen issues. It has purple colour and spreading day by day. I went to change it and I was told the screen is of 2 types 20k And 35k... 35k is the original but I don't have the money. Should I go for the 20k own? And also what might be problems associated with the fake one?
add money and buy Tecno or infinix phone if u can't afford the cost of the screen. Samsung phone is not easy to maintain. Not for poor masses
Education / Re: Have You Been Able To Recoup All Your School Fees Since You Graduated? by jydmak(m): 4:25pm On Nov 11, 2021
Thanks Jah for everything.

NB: the only available job in this country is the one u created yourself. What a pity!
Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by jydmak(m): 3:15am On Oct 26, 2021
Infact, u no get problem.......Next!

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Romance / Re: What Happened To A Newly Married Couple In My Car Yes by jydmak(m): 5:53pm On Oct 19, 2021
Kalubolt:
Good day Nairalanders, I don't know how to place the subject of what transpire ystday but just read and share your thoughts.
I am a driver working with one of the e-hailing companies (BOLT). Ystday by 7pm I got a request from Bera estate by Chevron drive to one hotel close to Skymall at Sangotedo. When I got to the pick up zone it was a guy and his babe. They look so young so I didn't know they were married at first.
Before picking them I was playing a Phil Collins track (You'll be here in my heart).
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When they boarded, the guy said I should change the song to something more upbeat which I did. When we got to Mega Chicken opposite Askamaya Hotel, there was a heavy traffic as usual that comes all the way from Ajah Bridge so we were moving slowly. Before we got to VGC traffic light, hubby's phone rang and he picked it. After the normal hello he asked who's on the line? And the caller answered it's me Aisha cus I got to know when he said whose Aisha. It seems Aisha at the other end was telling him why are you pretending not to know my voice bcus I called with unknown number after you refused picking my lines. Hubby was adamant, pls I don't know you and I am with my wife and he cut the call.
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By this time I have reduced the volume of my radio, so wifey was asking him who's that? He said he doesn't know who she was. Wifey said are you sure and he said yes. Not long after the number called again and hubby picked and said pls leave me alone I don't know you.
As Wifey wanted to collect the phone from him, hubby cut the call. Wifey was somehow angry but kept her cool. Not long after again same number called again, but before hubby could say anything Wifey collected the phone from him and picked the call. And then put it on speaker for both hubby and me to hear.
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She then calmly said hello, I am the wife of the person you are trying to call how may I help you. Aisha too calmly said, pls don't be offended give the phone to the owner he's the one I want to speak to. With this, Wifey provoke and started shouting at her. Who the hell are you to tell me who you want to talk to? All this while hubby moved a bit to my side and was trying to explain to me: driver see me see wahala o, person say him no know you and you dey insist. Which kind problem be this. I didn't say any word to whatever he was saying cus he has distracted me from hearing the main gist between his wife and Aisha.
And by this time Wifey has off the loudspeaker and was now listening to the other caller carefully and silently. After some minutes of careful listening she cuts the call and burst into tears. Hubby tried to get close to her and ask what's wrong, she shouted don't touch me. After some more sobbing, she voiced out: Andrew (not real name) why, Andrew why are you doing this to me? We are barely 2 months into our marriage and you have started cheating on me. Andrew retorted back, honey what are you saying? I don't know her, don't believe whatever she's saying, that's a home wrecker.
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Wifey replied back while sobbing, you don't know her but she knows your name and your best friend's name you use to hang out with. And you guys even hang out with her and friends just last week, Andrew why, why?
Hubby started explaining that doesn't know her, maybe it was one of the girls my friend use to carry along when we hang out. Wifey said she has heard enough and he should just let her be for the time being. With that Wifey place her head at the side glass of where she was sitting and continued sobbing slowly.
Hubby now confused and don't know what next to do or say just sat bewildered, I was watching them both from my inner mirror. After about 5 min total silence and us approaching Ajah Bridge, hubby came close to my ears and told me to look for that Phil Collins song I played earlier when I came to pick them. I nodded and proceeded to look for the track on my Playlist and then click it.
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As the song was playing, to my surprise hubby started singing along the song to Wifey in an Indian movie style hahahaha. What got me laughing inside myself more was when he sang the part in the song:
Don't listen to them
Cus what do they know
We need each other
To have to hold. Hahahaha hahaha, guys honestly I almost burst out laughing here.
While the song was about to end, I have already set another track by Celine Dion and R. Kelly (I am your angel). Immediately Phil Collins ended I click that one. Once again hubby sang along and by this time Wifey has stopped sobbing. The next thing I saw was a tap in the head and when I looked back, hubby gave me a thumps up signal. Meaning my head dey there hahahaha. Another thing that amused me was that hubby knows those old school blues words for words, lyrics for lyrics. And me kukuma get them in quantum.
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Before that one ended, I slot in Toni Braxton (Breathe Again). With this one, hubby yell softly wow! As I turned back to look at him, Wifey is already lying on his chest while hubby held her gently. This Toni Braxton was the one that kill it the most, when hubby sang the part: I will never breath again without you. Wifey now crying softly again while lying on his chest muttered some words: you know I love you, while do you want to break my? Hubby rubbed her face to her hair and said you know I won't do such. After Toni Braxton I put some other numerous love songs that got them in the mood. As we were almost getting to their destination which is hotel, Hubby told me to give him my account details. I gave him and he said when he ordered the ride, the price was #2300-#2600 so he sent me 3k and said even with the hold up it won't be more than that, but if it's more than that then he will send me another money. Within seconds I got the 3k alert. We got to the hotel parking lots and I ended the trip and it reads #2500. I brought out #500 to give him and he said I should keep it, that he loves my ride and the songs I played for them, I just smiled and say thank you.
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They came down and headed to the hotel lobby, I was just looking at them shaking my head and smiling when all of a sudden Wifey turned back and ran to where I was still parked telling hubby she forgot something. As she came, open the door and pretended to be looking for something she handed 1k note to me and told me thank you for everything, before I could say anything she just said bye and left. Me I started my car still smiling and I left, lolz what a way to end the day.
See as I take style turn relationship healer hahahaha.......
you are a good story teller as well as good aproko

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Family / Re: I Find It Difficult To Sleep Alone In A Room Or In A House by jydmak(m): 4:19pm On Sep 11, 2021
U are suffering from sleepalonephobia.

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Agriculture / Re: The Sebright: Have You Seen This Popular Chicken Breed Before? (Photos) by jydmak(m): 3:13pm On Sep 07, 2021
Does this beauty come by chance ? All credit goes to our Grand designer JEHOVAH GOD.
Crime / Re: Abia: Woman Pours Hot Water On Her Housemaid For Breaking Plate (Graphic Photos) by jydmak(m): 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2021
Another Evil deed sighted shocked angrycool
Travel / Re: What Do You Love About Nigeria? by jydmak(m): 10:51am On Aug 07, 2021
"CRUISE" that all

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Sports / Re: Meet Anthony Jude Izuchukwu, Super Eagles New Boy by jydmak(m): 4:19pm On Jun 03, 2021
Your type get type? Yeye fowl
Jennycoolz:
Handsome but not my type tho
Politics / Re: FCTA Speaks On Rumoured Boko Haram Attack In Abuja by jydmak(m): 3:25pm On May 31, 2021
Dis country never tire u?

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