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Travel / Re: What Do You Love About Nigeria? by jydmak(m): 10:51am On Aug 07, 2021
"CRUISE" that all

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Sports / Re: Meet Anthony Jude Izuchukwu, Super Eagles New Boy by jydmak(m): 4:19pm On Jun 03, 2021
Your type get type? Yeye fowl
Jennycoolz:
Handsome but not my type tho
Politics / Re: FCTA Speaks On Rumoured Boko Haram Attack In Abuja by jydmak(m): 3:25pm On May 31, 2021
Dis country never tire u?
Jokes Etc / Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by jydmak(m): 5:53pm On May 30, 2021
Are u now in US?
AdeOri99:
Back then when i just started staying with my uncle.
Woke up in the middle of the night to some quarrel, and discovered that it was my uncle's wife, quarellimg with my uncle.

She was bitterly quarelling with him that he had the gut to see me boarding a plane to the US and has never dreamt that of her children (my uncle's dream usually came to pass)

I was surprised at the hatred and she never failed to show it, even went ahead to inform a family friend, whose daughter later inform me at school.

Living with them was pure hell.

Being an orphan is a dangerous statute.

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Properties / Re: Why Renting An Apartment In Lagos Is So Expensive by jydmak(m): 7:01pm On May 09, 2021
Na Desmond Elliot cause am

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Investment / Re: Domak Estate Firm Unveils Student's Shelter Scheme, Collaborates With NAPS by jydmak(m): 7:08pm On Apr 30, 2021
I'm also a subscriber of Domak shelter in Abuja.
They sell lands instalmentaly for period of two years. 660M² goes for 450k .
Celebrities / Re: Elderly Man Joins Davido's Tule Challenge (Video) by jydmak(m): 7:16pm On Jan 12, 2021
Papa unemployed son is d brain behind it. .... If u know u know.

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Properties / Re: How Much Is Cement In Your Area And Why Is The Price Of Cement Still High? by jydmak(m): 2:36am On Jan 02, 2021
SouthWestBlood:
POP cement is what's annoying me the most. The price skyrocketed to over x2 of what it used to sell for.
I bought it 9k on Thursday
Celebrities / Re: ''Your Daddy Is Rich'' Davido Tells Second Daughter Amanda As They Shop Diamonds by jydmak(m): 9:49pm On Nov 16, 2020
DenreleDave:
Ok

Vanity upon vanity
vanity crew spotted
Politics / Re: 428 Federal Agencies Will Find It Difficult To Pay Salary By The End Of November by jydmak(m): 9:37am On Nov 11, 2020
our agency is owning us 3 months already excluding this month.
Romance / Re: 5 Guys: Which Should I Choose? Help A Confused Girl by jydmak(m): 10:19am On Aug 03, 2020
Your story is confusing as you are confused. U no do summary when u dey school?

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Politics / Re: Empowerment: Kabiru Amadu Mai-Palace Shares Detergent, Local Iron by jydmak(m): 7:12pm On Jul 27, 2020
Olori buruku ni awon politicians Yi sha

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Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by jydmak(m): 5:12pm On Jul 18, 2020
I think your brother is also weak. When such things happen he needs to set boundaries for everyone.
Championxxx:
I am 23 years old guy I ave been staying with my brother in Abuja for the past 8 years , I help him with his shop and his house , everything was fine till he got married his wife carry his two sisters to the house 24 and 19 years old , he said I should leave my room for them I didn’t argue I let them have the room while I am sleeping in the parlour , during lockdown this girl will wake and come to the parlour to watch tv to disturb my sleep , I complained to my brother he said I should keep calm he will speak to his wife which he never does and these girls kept disturbing me meanwhile the older girl stopped but the younger one carry on and I told her to stop disturbing me she has a phone she can press her phone in their room , she insulted me and told me to go and marry I got angry and ask her to leave she said I should do my worst and I landed a thunder slap in her face she held me by my neck screaming when my bro and wife came his wife started hitting me on my back I had to leave the house and went outside to cool down , my brother followed me and said I didn’t do well by hitting his wife sister he said I should go and apologise to his wife and sister , I refuse and asked him why he didn’t stop them when I was complaining bitterly about them but he waited for me to take matter to my own hand now he blamed me he said I should apologise which I did to his wife but not to the girl but that small girl was expecting me to knelt down and beg her , I told her she will wait for eternity.

Since the incidence his wife stopped talking to me , she ordered her sister’s to stop giving me food , the older girl used to dish food for me sometimes when she is not around but I told her to stop because I don’t want her to be in trouble with her sister and I didn’t report to my brother, it’s not a big deal for me I buy foods and eat at work and I only go home to sleep , 2 weeks ago I came home to see my mattress outside in the rain soaking wet , I was confused because it was supposed to be inside the girl room that’s where I keep it and they always bring it for me when is time for me to sleep so how come it was outside in the rain , I asked them they both denied they didn’t take it out and I suspected my brother wife or her youngest sister were the one who did it because they didn’t want me in the house anymore , I told my brother he said I should sleep on the sofa and in the morning I will get a new mattress in his shop but the wife get angry that I will damaged her sofa she wanted me to sleep on the floor with a wrapper but my brother refuse and I slept on the sofa , the next day I spoke with my brother I told him because I am not wanted in his house I don’t have peace of mind there , I want him to rent a self cont for me closer to the shop so It will be easier for me to get to work he refuse saying when he has a bigger house why would I go and leave alone , he said he provide all my needs and the rest the way his wife and sisters are treating me it doesn’t matter that he will never allow me and I told him I want to go back to the village , he said if I leave his house he will disown me and I will not longer be his brother , for 3 days now he stopped talking to me even if I greet him he won’t reply I feel hurt. I love my brother I want to serve him but I don’t want to stay in his house . I don’t know if I did something wrong by asking him to rent a room for me to be living alone? Am confuse please advice me
Politics / Re: National Assembly Commission Appoints Ojo Amos Olatunde As Acting Clerk by jydmak(m): 10:08pm On Jul 17, 2020
3 clerks all together

1. Clerk of National Assembly (CNA). He coordinates d whole national assembly both the Senate and the Rep
2. Clerk of house of Senate ( oversees Senate affairs only)
3. Clerk of house of Rep( oversees Reps affairs only)
abc115:
How many clerks...?
Politics / Re: National Assembly Commission Appoints Ojo Amos Olatunde As Acting Clerk by jydmak(m): 9:34pm On Jul 17, 2020
Arc. Ojo is our man
Politics / Re: Race For NASS Clerk Intensifies, As 5 Jostle For Omolori’s Job by jydmak(m): 12:21pm On Jul 17, 2020
EngineerBode:
All these jobs that are not open to the masses.
it's mainly for national assembly senior staff
Celebrities / Re: Jude Ojegwu: Why I Reconciled With Ned Nwoko - Regina Daniels’ Father by jydmak(m): 2:04pm On Jul 12, 2020
wonder233:
I don't care, it has nothing to do with me
selfishness
Politics / Re: PPPRA Increases Price Of Petrol From N140.80 To N143.80 Per Litre by jydmak(m): 6:56am On Jul 02, 2020
kikero:


OK...if you were selling shoes at N22000 a pair, after buying them at N18000 a pair, and government came in and said you should sell them at N5000 a pair and paid you N2000 per pair sold as 'subsidy funds', and the reason why government is demanding you do that is because 'the poor need shoes'?, would you agree.

Be honest in your answer.
yes I will, even if u sell it at subsidy price , u will still make ur profit. Greediness is d problem of our marketers, if there is no profit in the business no body will delve into it. Thus, there's need for regulation.
Crime / Re: Dr Olufunmilayo Responds To Bola Aseyan Rape Allegation – We Had Sex Twice by jydmak(m): 10:25am On Jul 01, 2020
No witnesses?
Dobson43:
sad





That they both had sex when they were both drunk can actually land him in hot water. A smart lawyer can turn the matter on its head.

As it stands, the lady has scores she wants to settle with the man and she is willing to go any length to tarnish his image.

I have advised my fellow men to draft an agreement before engaging in fuckery.


...*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX!*
Due to the current and numerous allegations made by women, which include rape and many other sexual misconduct towards women, there is now an agreement to be signed before any poking "*action*".
Please print a Copy which can be used in the Court of Law .

*AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX*......
I, __________________________, the undersigned Female Partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:-
1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.
2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic. N(s).
3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.
4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.
5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.
6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.
7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.
8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love SEX and want it as much as he does.
9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.
10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,
(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.
*SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS* ___ *DAY OF* _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
________________________________
Signature of Screwee :=-...
PS: Not taking anything for granted...erryting is now strictly bizniz...

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Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Show Gratitude? by jydmak(m): 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2020
Jesus healed ten lepers , only 1 out of 10 came back to show gratitude. This account ( Luke 17:11-19) was penned down in the scripture for us to always be thankful for every good deeds we receive.

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Programming / Re: Larry Tesler Dies! Man Who Invented Copy And Paste Is Dead. by jydmak(m): 12:21pm On Jun 23, 2020
This man deserve an accolade. His invention really helped us when we were in school. Sometimes, during assignment.
Religion / Re: Prophet Paul Abam Caught Burying Charms In Someone's House In Cross River (Pics) by jydmak(m): 4:17pm On Jun 16, 2020
All of them will be exposed by God's willing. They've infiltrated the Christianity so much. End time pastors

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Romance / Re: She's One Year Older Than Her Man. Should She Be Worried? by jydmak(m): 11:07pm On Jun 13, 2020
Dalby:

That na for France o. We have cultural differences...
what matters in a relationship is love and respect. When this two qualities are there, u will think less of d age difference.

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Romance / Re: She's One Year Older Than Her Man. Should She Be Worried? by jydmak(m): 10:52pm On Jun 13, 2020
France president Emmanuel Macron is 25 years younger than his wife and that doesn't stop him from being the president of France. My sister, age is just a number.

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Health / Re: Help!!!! Am I Losing My Sight?? by jydmak(m): 10:25pm On Jun 07, 2020
frank417:
Go and buy stick fast now that you are still seeing small small
common sense u no get
Career / Re: Should I Resign My Good Bank Job And Start A Business? by jydmak(m): 7:26am On Jun 02, 2020
FivePeas:
I think you're being too hasty and would appeal to you not to make a hasty decision that will cause you damage because you sound like someone who's about to react ( from negative reactions ) rather than someone who's about to embark on a well planned action. There's a difference. Trust me I know.


I qualify to give you sound counsel as a business operator and would like to discredit any thoughts of you quitting you job because of your savings.


Let's take it step by step


1. Financial security is important. Can you reduce your monthly expenses and boost your savings so you can save let's say 300k monthly, which in six months gives you an approximate of another 2 Million Naira


2. Start the process of setting up a business while you're still employed. This way you can weigh the options if it's for you or not. And can easily convert your salaries towards the establishment of the business


3. Do not quit your job until you've had a well to Houghton out business plan and have put it into effect. Remember money is just half the equation, the other half the business


4. Be more tolerant rather than being irritated because things aren't working for you from a place of convenience. Start thinking positive thoughts about the positives of your job. I'm sure it can't be all negative. Whatever it's costing you, give yourself the opportunity to reflect and tell yourself giving it six more months for proper planning won't do you harm


5. Get a second accommodation closer to work. So you can shuttle between both ends. Friday home till Sunday. Have you considered this?


6. Get a nanny and if you can afford it, get a driver too and delegate some of the duties with the kids care to them.


7. Give yourself time. Do not jump to the next thing until that so-called " next thing " has been fully constructed while you're still maintaining the one that looks stressful.
Words of wisdom
Politics / Re: Ongoing Construction Of Nsukka Township Stadium In Enugu (Photos) by jydmak(m): 7:09am On Jun 02, 2020
FlordFlorez:
This is massive. God bless Enugu State.
massive indeed lipsrsealed
Nairaland / General / Re: How Do U Quote Someone In Nland by jydmak(m): 7:07am On Jun 02, 2020
hummerwise:


All u need do is to click on the quote link, and immediately u get inside don't tamper or alter the alrdy made post u clicked...
Just move away from the post totally and make ur comment
ok
Business / Re: Sunti Sugar To Retain All 2,400 Staff Despite COVID-19 Challenges by jydmak(m): 1:50pm On May 14, 2020
I also enjoyed working with them during the estate construction.
Crime / Re: Rinji Peter Death: Protest At Hwolshe Community by jydmak(m): 10:20am On May 14, 2020
Too bad

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