₦airaland Forum

searching4love:



TELL HIM YOU WANT TO GO FOR AN INTERVIEW . THAT WAY YOU HAVE SPOKEN THE TRUTH LIKE A TRUE CHRISTIAN

And that person will spend whole of his/her life searching for a new job...except if GOD intervenes.

WENGERNOMICS:
Bros, Christianity does not connote stupidity. When God sent Samuel to anoint David, Samuel told God that Saul the King would kill him if he hears he went to anoint David. God told Saul to go to the town where David's family was and say he has come to sacrifice to the Lord. And then use the oppourtunity to anoint David. And it worked. Samuel went, asked all the old men to accompany him to sacrifice to the Lord in the house of Jesse and there he anointed David. I cant even remember if a sacrifice was eventually done.

Point is: Did God lie? No. Did Samuel Lie: No. All you have to do if you have an Interview is to pray to God to make a way for you to be there. When the day comes: Tell your supervisor you have to go and do a transaction in the bank or you have to take your baby brother for a medical check-up. ENSURE you go to the bank and do a transaction or you book a hospital visit for that day.......then go for the interview. When you are asked where you went to.....You went to do a banking transaction and show them the transaction you went to do.

The truth is that if the Job is truly for you, God will make a way and you would find yourself there. You don't need to lie that you are sick or your father died......except you have plans to be truly sick or to kill your father etc.

If anyone thinks this is dishonest or a lie, try asking God how he performed it in 1st Samuel 16 and 17.

BRO U GO LIVE LONG!!! U have answered the question without no doubts.

searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

Bro u dey vex ooo!!!

blackjack21:
see as them arrange themself like eja titus for sangross

guy u wicked ooo

I think and believe this cyber bill is strictly for the aabokis; terrorism, paedophile etc

Xbabangida:
All these kind of mess is usually common with the Igbos, Easterners /Southerners. Why are you people full of illiterates ?

Has ur mama paid her 'groom price' to ur papa's family?

chamboy:
It's Very much possible, Cos those wastage distribution of money would stop.
List of how Presidency waste Money
1. CAN
2. Asari Dokunbo
3. Fayose
4. Mimiko
5. Ffk
6. Okupe
7. TAN
8. Jk thugs
9. Tompolo
10. PEJ
11. Bishop Oyedepo
12. Allison
13. Private Jet
14. Otueke Kinsmen
15. Alamieyeseigha
16. Wike thugs
17. Fat son of GEJ

Which night school you attend?

SuperSuave:
Rough

guy u wicked ooo u don already stamp am.

Xavier9ja:
how much is Genevieve worth? yo saying dollar here not naira.. common homie even world renowned celebrities with lucrative contracts and endorsement can hardly acquire home worth that amount..

I beg try wake up from ur slumber...abi na Borno u base?

Northerners are just a big disgrace to Nigeria...I see no reason why these lepers should live amongst us.
ALL AABOKIS ARE BASTARDZ...INCLUDING THE UNBORN ONES!!!!

makeitsoon:
So what do we really have to do here?

I have been thinking...

Is Nairaland worth it? Are we just here to talk about how yemi is fvcking phyno, tonto's new breasttts implant, looking at pictures, viewing gory images, read about how politicians are misusing us and telling us lies, reading every fake twitter post on front page? etc?

And coming to think of it, that we have alot of teenagers and kids on this forum, so are you developing them or still in the process of dumbing down the young ones? i really dont know what nairaland stands for?

Why u dey vex; abi dey put gun for ur head to read NL?
U fit still open ur own platform make we join.

falconey:
bear it......................... GMB is coming to wipe them out

That ur GMB dat can't even handle an AK47.
Tell ur weeping general to get a job.

Sunymoore:
What I know is no person can fuckkkk with Lagosians and go Scott free

U sure?

SeverusSnape:
That's good, They made the right choice; you don't expect them to endorse an illiterate Certificateless entity.
Yorubas are not illiterates...

You and ur entire family are blessed!!!
We need educated ppl to rule us and not illiterates and "WASCLESS" ppl.

menix:
Am sure he will borrow to buy his wife Sony portable radio dis valentine...

una no go kill me with laff ooo.

talktimi:
Hehehe laughing at "surename"

Bro I think sey na only me see am ooo.
Another WASC victim!!!

mimifavour:
Just passing

Abeg where you dey go?

Firmjudge:
Let me make it clear, there is no vacancy in aso rock.....
Its still GEJ AKA goodluck till 2019.
When it will be the Igbo peoples or easterners turn.

Then back to my region

So if you like tattoooooo your body with GMB.
It will still be GEJ till 2019.

You go live long and a prosperous life bro!!!

No go school ooo...dey there dey dance shoki while ur parents dey there dey watch ur failure for school.
TOMORROW DEY GO ASK U FOR WASC RESULT U GO SAY E DEY WITH APC ARMY.

voltron:
This is not a real chess game and i doubt both players even know the rules of chess.

1: Peter Okoye played his Rooks Pawn as his 1st move - ridiculous, stupid move
2: Don Jazzy is drunk on LOYA milk to have his 1st move be a Pawn in front of another Pawn..

Where u dey when Kasparov dey play against mega computers...u come NL kon show skills. Guy cool down.

Na to carry hips? Hope she fit perform the necessary rites for bed, kitchen, bathroom...etc.

duduhemit36:
in airforce1 voice- working on my musical album. join you guyz soon

At what age? Anyway good luck!!!

FXKing2012:
Because Yorubas used "juju"...

OUT OF POINT!!! Try something else.

lookingforjob:
I EVEN THOUGHT THE STEP MOTHER IS IGBO. THEY HAVE SUCH WICKED AND HEARTLESS BEHAVIOURS. WICKED TRIBE OF THE Igbos

I hope say ur mama don pay her 'groom-price' to ur papa family?

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] This here is an expression of real sorrow and anguish... ..GEJ till 2019 [/color]

Bro I think we should say Uncle Joe till 2019 + more years! Who no like am make him go drink rat poison.

akpanikpe:
What is mama put? Or buka? In France where is school we go to McDonald's

What's the capital of France?
A) New York
B) London
C) Lagos
D) Borno
E) Moscow

ucheheart:
mere assumption. No population census is 100% accurate esp in africa were figures are manipulated to meet selfish interests. Have you ever wondered if moslems and some african traditional men marry many wives why do we still have many women still single in this country? Even the bible stated it that the time will come when 10 women will run to a man and beg him to marry them just for them to answer his name. And that time is now. So deceive not yourself, population of women is far greater than that of men.

Absolutely right!!!

acidtalk:
Fellow compatriots the time has come again to decide our future and the future of our generation even yet unborn.

In about a week from now, we will be taking a decision to determine how things will play out in our lives in the next four years and beyond.

Have you decided on who you want to trust in handling the Security, Economy, Youth Development, Healthcare, Education, and General improvement of the affairs of Nigeria and its citizens? If you haven’t now is the time to realize something.

1) We trusted the last 6years into the hands of a man who people felt his “luck” might bring Luck to the land because of the way he has always risen to power but unfortunately, one man’s favour from God isn’t enough to bring about solution to the land.

2) A man who travels abroad for the slightest flu while ignoring the healthcare system of the entire nation

3) A man whose 6years in power could boast of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

4) A man whose campaign was based on personal attacks on his opponent about events that too place OVER 30YEARS AGAIN. Whereas can not boast of achieving anything in the last 6years.

5) A man who claims he doesn’t give a DAMN about not declaring his assets and also claims STEALING IS NOT CORRUPTION

6) A man who gallivants with corrupt past and present individuals while ignoring honest and upright individuals in the land.

7) A man who can defend supposed militants in the October 1st Abuja bomb attack only to come several years later to LIE that the same militants he defended years back attempted to kill him just because the militants are not in support of his government.

8 ) A man whose wife controls almost all critical national issues. Fellow Nigerians ask yourself this question and be honest about it; “can Michael Obama debate of political, security, and governance issue in America? But yet we see nothing wrong in Patience Jonathan peddling into national issues.

9) A man whose ONLY achievement in 6years is boasting of some outdated railway construction that 98% of the Nigerian population do not make use of.

10) A man who under his watch Nigeria can’t boast of a National Carrier yet he has 5 presidential jet to his name and has helped all his associated acquire theirs.

11) A country that sells forms to unemployed Nigerians only to DUPE the same JOBLESS youths as neither the government or the agencies have any job for the youths.

12) A country whose Universities were close for over 6 months and polytechnics for over a year.

13) A country whose medical health workers go on strike all year round leading to millions of people’s sudden death.

14) A country whose citizens die in their thousands on a weekly basis without the president saying or doing absolutely nothing yet the same president sends messages to a country who lost JUST 5 citizens.

15) A president who has emptied the countries foreign reserve and yet cooks up report to hide his elicit acts

The list is endless my fellow Nigerians. This is the time to end all religious and ethnic sentiments and vote in an upright man.
A man who has NO TRACE of any corruption activities and whose associates have all performed averagely well as governors in their various states.

LETS BE WISE. OUR FUTURE IS AT STAKE. WE CAN’T AFFORD TO WASTE THE NEXT FOUR YEARS AGAIN.

VOTE OUT JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE BECAUSE WE HAVE TESTED HIM AND HE PROVED HE ISN’T A MAN TO GIVE A SECOND CHANCE TO.

Guy if your family no benefit anything from this our TRANSFORMATION I beg be patient and wait for your turn...overall lots of people benefitted from IBB ABACHA OBJ YARADUA...etc.

Oga police I beg leave them na their culture and religion up there(north)...if old man fit marry a "toddler" of 12 years or lesser, what's else do you expect from other lepers?

Oga Tinubu a.k.a 'the Wise Tortoise' . Wondering where, when and how Buhari will start this his so-called campaign of fighting CORRUPTION when he has VAMPIRES round about him. Well nothing goes for nothing, he has to succumb if he really wants to win.
Our politicians are not fighting for our(masses) CHANGE but fighting for a CHANGE of OIL WELLS OWNERSHIP. Seriously I don't see the difference between PDP & APC coz those you have in APC are those that "migrated" from PDP. So what's the CHANGE all about. According to my man's words FELA "still the same old politicians" NO CHANGE!!!

Namady:
Thank God there is BBCHausa!
Is there BBC Igbo or watsoeva ur tribe is

Keep hating...there is even DW hausa and VOA Hausa

WHEN 99.9% of ur tribe(hausa) no no how to speak and write in English language....dats y BBC and DW dey help enlighten dat una cow brain.

THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVE WITH THEM (definitely not after them). So why the OLODO dey bark like toothless bingo?