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PoliticsRe: Stop Heating Up The Polity, Sultan Group Tells Bishop Oyedepo And Ex-Militants by jzdoberman: 2:25am On Feb 03, 2015
TELL THAT SULTAN & HIS GROUP TO CLOSE MOUTH.
WHERE HIM DEY WHEN BK boys DEY TALK THEIR NONSENSE...
UNCLE JOE 2019 or NIGERIA DIVIDE.
PoliticsRe: Mass Exodus Hits Hausa (northern) Community In Bayelsa State by jzdoberman: 2:56am On Jan 27, 2015
barcanista:
I don't knw you and I don't gv a fvck about what you think. The Ijaws are not savages, we don't attack strangers, we have no such history of hate. GEJ thug called Asari is an empty blocked head. Just like you!!! As for the North, nothing will happen.
Guy you over-too know...so nothing will happen in the north? I no blame you at all, I blame the person wey buy the device for you.
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Disrespected My Office By Taking Over Stadium - Amaechi by jzdoberman: 1:47am On Jan 27, 2015
I thought he did say "over my dead body " if uncle Joe should use the stadium for his campaign.
Matter don change now...na grammar remain.
Mr. Office owner.
CrimeRe: An Only Son Accused Of Killing Father Castrates Himself While In Police Custody by jzdoberman: 1:04am On Jan 27, 2015
free2ryhme:
How did he. Get d instrument to do it
Yes SK is really working good in you...keep it up!
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Partner/spouse Go Through Your Phone? by jzdoberman: 12:38am On Jan 27, 2015
Whose phone?
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Has 5,000 Churches So Don't Vote For Buhari - Sambo In Jigawa State by jzdoberman: 12:28am On Jan 27, 2015
Why PDP go fall my hands with such statement from that shoe maker? Well I'm not surprised with that from a northerner. Buhari go still talk the same or worse tomorrow.
FamilyRe: Woman Almost Killed Her 12 Year Old Maid In Ibadan (Graphic Photos) by jzdoberman: 12:01am On Jan 27, 2015
koboko69:
The woman should go through the same treatment she gave to the maid. poeple are just very wicked.

in b/w is that a 12 yrs old boobs shocked
Guy na that one dey ask you to comment on but...
PoliticsRe: Should INEC Postpone The Election To Allow More People Collect Their PVC? by jzdoberman: 11:41pm On Jan 26, 2015
aguiyi:
are you sure you have a certificate, which one be CARPENTER "NO" again?
You go no say na APC die hard...no blame am, him keyboard get small fault.
PoliticsRe: Who Is More Relaxed Here (GMB Or GEJ) In The Meeting With John Kerry by jzdoberman: 11:06pm On Jan 26, 2015
Buhari be like person wey dey on DEATH ROW...begging for forgiveness.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS: Militants Raid Akwa Ibom Villages, Rape Housewives by jzdoberman: 10:17pm On Jan 26, 2015
Truth24:
Fish brain
The guy needs a brain surgery.
Christianity EtcRe: Evil In The Church; My Experience At Dunamis, Abuja. (pictures) by jzdoberman: 3:35pm On Jan 25, 2015
Bro no vex ooo...wetin be the model of ur car? Of course u should have known by now that churches of these days are all "business centres" and your car wasn't worthy enough to be parked there. When u get a better ride u will be hailed by these ushers. NO VEX; as they say...forgive and forget.
PoliticsRe: …babangida Defends Buhari by jzdoberman: 3:19pm On Jan 25, 2015
And what's IBB's problem? Let him shut his mouth, of course an aaboki WILL EVER BE A LEPER. who is he to talk about buhari's certificate...the same old folks that jeopardized Nigeria and want to put every blame on GEJ. They should all go on their feet and thank GEJ for now educating their youths which none of "them" had interest in doing. At least in the nearest future, these educated lepers can tender their school cert. for a post unlike their elders. The Nigeria Army has been politicized since 1960.
PoliticsRe: UPDATE: Maiduguri is Under Partial Attack! by jzdoberman: 2:33pm On Jan 25, 2015
" The terrorists have visibly been more aggressive ahead of the February elections. It is perceived that they are eager to make as much gains as they can before a change in administration to a General Buhari government that is expected to be intolerable of their carnage."


What gains are they(BH) talking about and how so sure are they, that Buhari will win the election?
I believe there's a connectivity between Buhari and the BH boys.
CelebritiesRe: Pawpaw Goes Gaga Over Evia Simon's Butt (Photos) by jzdoberman: 2:15pm On Jan 25, 2015
9ja babes with their big butts...to bang dey no sabi at all compare to other African babes! I beg make she pack well.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan Builds New Mansion In Okrika (Photos) - Citypeople Magazine by jzdoberman: 10:35pm On Jan 24, 2015
mayorall:
Our money. Building mansions where most people in the town neither have food to eat nor portable water huh
The money wey aaboki dem dey steal, u or anybody complain? If na dangote build am all of una go dey hail am. When una go stop being slaves to the aabokis?
PoliticsRe: PDP Takes Over Adoke Amasiemeka Stadium Rivers State (pictures) by jzdoberman: 8:50pm On Jan 24, 2015
lorddannie:
Shame don catch Ashawo Peoples Congress (APCheats)

This is just the beginning grin
Dem be get liver to stop PDP before...ameachi don sign death contract on Wednesday. "Apc it is finished"
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Threaten War Should Jonathan Lose Election by jzdoberman: 8:33pm On Jan 24, 2015
thegoodone2:
2015 Nigerian will decide whether we are one or not.
With the north we are not one and WILL NEVER BE ONE!!!
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Threaten War Should Jonathan Lose Election by jzdoberman: 8:30pm On Jan 24, 2015
Pangea:
Let them go and sit down !
Jonathan will loose and nothing will happen!
You sure?
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Permission Required For Confirmation Of Results - Cambridge by jzdoberman: 5:08pm On Jan 23, 2015
CHM11:
Dude it is a pressing issue if he wants to become my president (since he didn't allow the like of fashola to vie for the presidential sit because its the birthright of the North) then he should meet the basic requirement.

You talked about having a diploma...this is flawed.
If the minimum requirement to enter Chevron is a graduate trainee is a second class upper in engineering or sciences and you come with a 2'2 + MSc and PhD, you will not be employed because you simply do not have a 2'1 at BSc level.

Additionally, you can only be offered the chance to get a diploma if you have your o'level. Its this O'level that people are requesting, GMB should do the needful and request for copies of his O'level from WAEC and/or Cambridge and shut critics up.

As for me I am not in any camp, but as a son of a millitary officer, I know how so many northern officers were favoured in place of other more qualified southern officers back then. A northerner who knows nothing, does not have any qualification or intelligence would be promoted to the rank of Brig gen while southern officers will still remain colonels.

Its still happening today, NNPC is crowded with Northerners who have NCE, OND and HND in some weird courses while southerners with BSc, BEng, MSc and other outstanding qualifications in applicable engineering and science disciplines are jobless. This country doesn't belong to a set of persons. It is OUR country. I am still waiting for a time when we will not have a northerner in power either as president or vice..... We in the south here are not fools. (Some will say we've passed the stage of tribe and religion but performance, tell that to Buhari and APC, they are the ones who zoned the ticket to the muslim North. If they wanted true change they would have given us Fashola)
VERY INTELLIGENT TALK bro...u WILL LIVE LONG!!!
Hope others(southerners) will think like us.
PoliticsRe: Buhari's Permission Required For Confirmation Of Results - Cambridge by jzdoberman: 4:49pm On Jan 23, 2015
Greatihex:
Oya Buhari, do the needful and request for your certificate.
Him fit? Soldier wey no get LIVER!!!
PoliticsRe: 1985 Newspaper Story Created After Buhari Was Toppled by jzdoberman: 4:39pm On Jan 23, 2015
[quote author=baybeeboi post=30060827]Buhari,No wonder He has been failing and refailing the lections since 1999..
The evil he has done lives with Him and will live with Him forever.
Say no to VIOLENCE
say no to BIGOTRY
say no to FORGERY
say no to TERRORISM
say no to Buhari
.
say Yes to EDUCATION
say yes to GENDER EQUALITY
say yes to FREEDOM
VOTE GEJ 2015-2019[/quote

Bro, uncle Joe has been voted in already...even buhari nd his entire family WILL VOTE for uncle Joe.
PoliticsRe: ‘PDP Planning To Stone Buhari In Ondo’ - Buhari Campaign Co-ordinator by jzdoberman: 4:13pm On Jan 23, 2015
Scatterboss:
So only the northern christians will vote right? Stop denigrating there religion and preaching hate, its bad for a true christian(dont know if you are). Love your neighbour as you love yourself.
Love your neighbor as u love yourself;
bro what part of this planet are you from? Get something right. HATE THOSE THAT HATE YOU. Don't ever give them breathing space or else u become a GONER.
FoodRe: The Giant Scaly Fish That Stephanie Okereke Saw by jzdoberman: 3:59pm On Jan 23, 2015
...e show sey this Stephanie babe like pepper soup joint.
PoliticsRe: CNN Lists Nigeria as 3rd Expected Fastest Growing Economy In 2015 by jzdoberman: 3:54pm On Jan 23, 2015
clevvermind:
you can say that again. especially those apc supporters. they don't see anything good in Jonathan.
They prefer to be governed by Oluwole Party led by a leper.
PoliticsRe: ‘PDP Planning To Stone Buhari In Ondo’ - Buhari Campaign Co-ordinator by jzdoberman: 3:28pm On Jan 23, 2015
SeverusSnape:
You sound like a northern goat. undecided
Bro not ONLY that he sounds like a northern goat...he's ALSO a LEPER.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence Website Hacked ISIS Style; See The Guy Claiming Responsibility by jzdoberman: 3:13pm On Jan 23, 2015
BlackTechnology:
Dreamers

Buhari can only rule a divided Nigeria

Whether we like it or not


This election is not about change but ethno religious struggle for power of which GEJ has no choice but to win

And if anything befalls GEJ, this country will cease to exist. cool
THERE WAS A COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA.
Uncle Joe till 2019.
PoliticsRe: ‘PDP Planning To Stone Buhari In Ondo’ - Buhari Campaign Co-ordinator by jzdoberman: 3:07pm On Jan 23, 2015
papawemba:
JONATHAN EBELE AZIKIWE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS :

* In 2008 when Obasanjo picked you to be Yaradua's running mate who were the people that first kicked against your candidacy?

The Ijaws did. Their reason was that the 2 years as governor in Bayelsa you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Till date, your erra is still termed the worst in Bayelsa.

* Why did Obasanjo find it difficult to sell you to his allies and PDP as Yaradua's running mate?

You Jonathan had a case with EFCC has documents proved you embezzled N9,000,000,000 (NINE BILLION NAIRA) while your wife Patience laundered $4,000,000 (FOUR MILLION DOLLARS) all these within two years.

* Ebele, who was your biggest opposition in becoming Yaradua's running mate?

The answer is EDWIN CLARK. The man who today is your mouth piece and who is pretending loves you the most.

* Azikiwe, amongst other tricks, what did you do to gather public sympathy?

You Mr Deceitful sent people to blow up part of your house in Bayelsa to make it look like it was your political opponents. The SSS released a report which you guys later hid to debunk your dubious claim.

* Jonathan, when Yaradua made you to be in charge of negotiations with the Niger Delta Militants, who were those who objected and what was their reasons?

Asari, Tompolo, and Boyloaf. Their reason being that you are not sincere in the Niger Delta course but only after your pocket.

SHOULD I GO ON?

* What was your agreement with PDP regarding a 2nd term.

You promised and even swore you will go for a SINGLE TERM

*Why did you jail James Ibori and forced Aoandoka to go underground?

To revenge their utmost loyalty to the late Yaradua
.
* Did you fulfill your agreement to Tinubu and others even when they had to betray their party at that last minute in order to canvass for you.

ABSOLUTELY NO.

* How did you try to mock and tarnish Obasanjo?

You didn't only remove all his loyalist from your government, you also made sure you made his enemies your closest allies. You don't need me to start calling names right?

* Who is Jonathan's BIGGEEST Northern Ally?

Alli Modu Sherrif. The CHIEF SPONSOR OF BOKO HARAM.

AWAY FROM POLITICS.

* You promised Nigerians incentives in order to remove subsidy. Things like stable power, metro buses (in Lagos and Abuja), full road rehabilitation etc.

MR LIAR WHERE ARE THEY.

* Obasanjo's government brought GSM amongst other things, Yaradua's short time in government brought RULE OF LAW. Jonathan what has yours brought?

NOTHING EXCEPT INCREASE IN CORRUPTION.

* Never in the history of Nigeria has all institutions witnessed as much strike as yours.

*Jonathan WHERE ARE THE CHIBOK GIRLS.

* Jonathan what in Heaven's name do you need FIVE presidential jet for even with the high rate of poverty in the land.

* Ebele, the ONLY Nigerian president that tried all means to DIVIDE Nigeria along Religion and Ethnic line.

* The ONLY AFRICAN PRESIDENT THAT OPENLY CELEBRATES CRIMINALS AND EX CONVICTS. Kashamu, Alamieyesiegha (or whatever), Bode George.

* Jonathan will rather gallivant with Nollywood stars than have a session with those brains who are truly making Nigerians proud both Home and Abroad. Or better Still, compose a comforting message to the people of North East.

Nigeria as at today HAS NO GOVERNMENT.

We provide our water - borehole.
We provide our light - generator/ inverter
We provide our security - high fence/ cctv
We provide our education - private school.
We produce fuel yet pay the most in the world.
We have no motorable federal road.

A BIG SHAME NIGERIA HAS NO NATIONAL CARRIER.

HIGH Uneployment in the land.

High rate of Corruption (the CLOWN wants to curb corruption with technology).

JONATHAN YOU ARE A FAILURE!!! Even if WE give you 10 terms ( 40 YEARS). YOU WILL STILL NOT TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND.
FELLOW NIGERIANS : Share these on your Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, BBM, Whatsapp, And every blog and forum you know ( COPY AND PASTE ON AS MANY THREADS ON NAIRALAND AS YOU CAN. THE WHOLE NIGERIA MUST SEE AND HEAR OF JONATHAN'S LIES). Until Jonathan can answer the above questions.
Mr.man I have warned you so many times to STOP this SK u smoking, its just too bad for your reasoning.
PoliticsRe: ‘PDP Planning To Stone Buhari In Ondo’ - Buhari Campaign Co-ordinator by jzdoberman: 2:58pm On Jan 23, 2015
SeverusSnape:
[/b]
...I don't want to believe Ondo people will stoop so low. Those northerners are just [b]something
else, They need serious civilization. Buhari campaigned in the south east and south south; Most of them apparently won't vote for him, But no stoning section took place, So I don't believe this. Ondo people won't do it.
Thank you bro...the south won't do that: we are not "them".
CrimeRe: Married Man Killed By Jealous Badoo Lover by jzdoberman: 2:51pm On Jan 23, 2015
You be confirmed GOAT...coward so u prefer to vote for a Northerner that wants to rebuild the Nigeria military(not for external forces but to fight u and me) and put his cohorts at strategic positions and make u and ur future generations slaves. Don't ever think the northerners WILL ever give "power" to the southerners (igbos, yorubas and others) that's what they believe is their legal RIGHT! Have u ever sat and thought of what this leper buhari did to the yorubas and igbos when he was in power(probably u weren't born then but u can still ask ur elders for more info). The northerners don't mean good for Nigerians but ONLY care abt themselves. Jakande, Ajasin, Ambrose, Ekwenme, Solarin and others were jailed for nothing but ask urself; how many northerners were jailed during leper buhari's regime? PRACTICALLY NONE!!! Mr.man think well before u cast ur vote...no go enter train wey dey go Borno!!!
PoliticsRe: PDP Tenders Evidence Buhari's Certificate Is Forged by jzdoberman: 11:13am On Jan 23, 2015
klarke:
6. He Is A Coupist: Buhari has no moral ground to stand for an election in Nigeria because he’s a destroyer of democracy and can never benefit from it. He overthrew a duly elected govt and ruled illegitimately until he was kicked out. For those that claim he was invited, go read the recent interview by Chief Ebenezer Babatope on why Chief Solomon Lar was imprisoned by Buhari.
7. He Doesn’t Talk or Act Like An
Elder-statesman: He makes provocative statements that are capable of putting the country in crisis. This attitude caused the death of over 800 innocent lives including about 10 Corp members after he lost the 2011 elections. A man who considers himself as an elder-statesman and wants to rule Nigeria again should not be talking this way: “God willing, by 2015, something will happen. They either conduct a free and fair election or they go a very disgraceful way. If what happened in 2011 should again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog and baboon would all be soaked in blood.” – M. Buhari
“2015 will be bloody…” – M. Buhari
Buhari snubbed the same Nigerians he now wants their votes by refusing to appear before Justice Oputa Truth and Reconciliation Panel. Buhari knew how important reconciliation is to the stability of democracy, yet he refused to appear before the panel.
8. He Cannot Formulate A Good Economic Policy: True to that, Buhari is the only former Head of State without a legacy. Not even one, despite ruling with iron-fist for 2 years. Someone said, Environmental sanitation is his legacy LOL and I ask, how has that improved our economy? Or is Nigeria now the cleanest country in the world with a booming tourism industry? And again, those that attended his declaration were disappointed as he couldn’t present a manifesto on how he can solve the numerous problems confronting Nigeria. We keep hearing from the Buharists: “I will fight corruption; I will stop corruption; I will end corruption.” How? By mouth?
Recall what BBC said about Buhari’s economic policy: “Buhari’s attempts to re-balance public finances by curbing imports led to many job losses and the closure of businesses. These losses were accompanied by a rise in prices and a decline in living standards.” His economic policy started the devaluation of naira. During Shagari/Ekweme’s regime, $1 = N0.550 but before the end of his tenure in 1985, $1 = N0.894.
9. He Clamped Down On The Press: With the infamous Decree 4, he closed down Newspapers, arrested and jailed many journalists such as Ndukar Irabor and Tunde Thompson of the Guardian Newspaper on stories that were factual. He told the Nigerian journalists then that it did not matter whether the story reported was true or not, if his regime did not like it, the writer would go to jail. At a point Tai Solarin became the only voice who could speak as he stood at the road corner and was distributing leaflets detailing the various atrocities of Buhari. He arrested and jailed him. In prison, he was denied his asthmatic drug. He was released by IBB and later died of complication from the torture he suffered in prison.
Bro I never knew this leper(buhari) committed such atrocities and yet some ibos and yorubas are fighting so hard for him to rule again. The south should realize that the "lepers" should be thousands of miles away from us. They don't have nothing to offer anymore after 50 yrs of corruption, military brutality, no freedom of speech...etc. This was what the Great Ojukwu was fighting for: he knew the lepers weren't trustworthy, he knew the lepers weren't brilliant, oriented and focused enough to run and rule Nigeria. But all the same, history won't happen again: THERE WAS A COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA.

LONG LIVE BIAFRA!!!
Uncle Joe till 2019.
PoliticsRe: PDP Tenders Evidence Buhari's Certificate Is Forged by jzdoberman: 9:29pm On Jan 22, 2015
ishiamu:
This buhari is corrupt more than farouk lawan
Bro not just only corrupt but a big time OLODO!!! Imagine a so-called military officer using an "Oluwole" document. Thought it was Ghanaians that started this movement of using " dagbo" docs, I no no say na buhari with him fellow aaboki; IBB YARADUA GOWON MURITALA etc...I no for sure Abacha no get at all.

My question here is, how did they become Generals without an ordinary school cert wey my grandmother even get? Aaboki big shame on una...see wetin quota system don cause. For sure that baboon Aatiku go dey somewhere now dey laff buhari.

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