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idnoble135: ^

Enjoying the discussion.
Where's K2039 to reply?

I get girls wey I dey chase on nl, them go think say I be player and me I'm just a very good man, so I comment my reserve on that matter.

xynerise: At the time it happened, you wont have a better lie to say

My brain is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

If the worse does happen that I can't think, I will just smoke weed and inspiration will come.

idnoble135: See our nun don backslide.
I wonder how the explanation for the sms went.

Walahi, if I were in her shoe, I go just lie say, my friend forwarded it to me and I wanted to forward it to another friend.

spongeback: Working out to get my bikini body back

You done get boy friend, because I one apply o.

I live my life on google.

Google can bring you back 100000 answers , a physician can bring you back the right one

Age: Unknown

Location. Death Valley, California

Religion: Traditionalist.

I want to hook up with a beutiful, fat, busty, hipsy lady.

The pregnancy my two friends aborted for their ex was a mistake,

That's just how losers and mediocres console themselves.

OP, you are yarning dust and smoke (a result of being high on weed or maybe you have been smoking pubic hair).

Show me a state that has a higher number of professors than my beloved Ekiti State.

mr ikay: It was during Obj's time EFCC was taken seriously. He tried to FIGHT CORRUPTION.

He tried to fight his enemies not corruption. Don't get it twisted at all.

mr ikay: These problems are Traditional Nigerian problems. They were there before Obj came on board. He did his best to tackle them.

A good excuse. That's why Nigeria is still in this dilapidated condition.

If you can't resolve it, why take the office.

Mr Troll: Lol. See as all of una de struggle to make sense from nonsense.

Why not accept it for what it is... Your yahweh is a blood thirsty psychopath with mulltiple personality disorder.

Or better still, he doesn't exist. He only exists in the imaginations of ancient men who ascribed everything they did to their 'SPAGed' idea of what a god should like/approve.

Funny sheeple. Dohohohohohohoho

For your mind........

With money, a relationship can never be boring for me when I truly love the girl in question.

But in a case where I'm after her pussy, I'll definitely get bored after a while.

Poverty stricken fools will claim it's all vanity.

Cr7, you have worked hard for your money, you can spend it on anything you want, afterall it's your money.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

ayobase: Tell me of his failures, and I will tell you of his benefits to you.

No one is perfect still.

Atleast, he remains ur best president ever.

Electricity.

Education

Health


Corruption (governance and oil sector, lack of transparency and accountability)

High Cost of Governance (senate and rep got an increase because of his 3rd term bid)

I can go on and on.

Aside from largely paying off our sovereign debts to the Paris and London Clubsof creditor nations. Tell me what he did (and don't tell me he brought gsm to Nigeria, because that's pure crap, technological advancement, civilisation and the fact that Nigeria was a good market brought gsm to Nigeria)

Since you love it, that implies you have been kissing at list a woman, She is in the best position to answer you question.

xynerise: @K2039. Ashewo

A girl once told me that if I love her I should write on my facebook wall ''Cynthia, you are my love and no one else''. Imagine sha, the girl wan spoil runs o. I told her if she no believe the one my mouth tell am make she go sleep. A girl will ask you to use her picture as ur DP if you love her, even the ugly ones go say the same thing

I always use there pictures as dp, but I just don't write a status that will reveal who they are. If any one asks who is she, trust me na, the SHE is always my COUSIN.

On facebook ish, the only issue I had was a girl telling me to change my relationship status to engaged to her. All I just did was to change my privacy immediately, I changed my status, just that only both of us were seeing the status. She one pour sand for my garri.

Ajibam: May God help us in Jesus Name
Amen

Amen.

chukwudi44: Even on anonymous forumns like NL some dudes are refusing to disclose their churches.Could that also be attributed to stigma?

That's because I don't have a church. My girl friend is a catholic though (are you happy chukwudi44).


If I had to choose a church, I'm likely to go to Daystar though.

You wouldn't be admitted into any engineering program in Unilag (University of Lagos), that I'm 100% sure of. I don't know about other schools though.

If the father in this situation doesn't affirm her, love her, tell her she's pretty, put his arm around her and give her attention, she often looks for it elsewhere. The only thing she has to bargain with is her sexuality, and she thinks she'll be loved if she gives certain gifts of her sexuality. We know where that leads: he gets what he wants and dumps her, and she doesn't get what she wants, which is love.' Dad, if you've been AWOL, come back to your children, particularly your daughters.

Very True. In fact she is very beautiful, afterall it's a combination of mummy and daddy's gene, so why won't I affirm my sweet beautiful brilliant daughters.

You can't undo the past, but with God's help you can give your children the future they deserve. But it must become one of your highest priorities.

This is even more true, this is actually one of the things people regret on their deathbed.

xynerise: . At least your own better. E go understand.

I sent a message meant for Rita to Maureen and I included Rita's name in the text. Maureen read it and called me immediately. She asked ''Who is Rita?''

I was so confused. I checked my text and saw that I actually sent it to the wrong person. I told her ''That is the new name I choose to call you'' she hissed and hang up .

School stuff

I always forward thesame message to all of them, just that I don't include their names. So I have never been a victim. I remember one of the girls reminding me of a text I sent her last year, she thought she was really that special to get the sms, unknown to her I forwarded that sms to 3 different people (only if sms was like mail, where you could see the mail history, forward etc).

That's because all of them are failures.

Just that a score of 30 is better than 20. In a class if the highest mark is 30/100, the guy with the highest score is the best, but it doesn't change the fact that they were all failures in the class.

Ajibam: Pics?

Tolexander: this is a nice intention.
But i can't give this kind of ball to my street guys to play cos it won't take them 5minutes to burst it. It only takes them 2hours to burst a leather call.

For me, I don't need to see the pix, I just need to see it live either on tv or real life.

For those asking for pictures, here it is.

kweenzannie: Nairalanders pls I need ur candid opinion,dis guy is 31 while am still 19 is d age nt a problem can we get marry as couple. Pls ur suggestion

Before I can give you a reasonable and practical advice, tell me when you intend to get married.

Isaiah 22:22
I will place on his shoulder the key to the house of David; what he opens no one can shut, and what he shuts no one can open

This verse was talking about Jesus not Peter o.

The fact is just that God is always speaking, just that we are to busy to hear atimes or we are just not in thesame frequency to be able to hear him.

bolaino: well sire, u tried explaining it, but there's something u've not put into consideration, according to the bible, the devil sometimes acts like an angel of peace and thus misleads christians, and if a christian's not careful he might be mislead by the voice of devil claiming to be the voice of God, what I'm trying to find out is, is there a distinctiveness in the voice of God that would make everybody know that, that's the voice of God.

Eventually, it's a function of your spiritual relationship. Like now even if God speaks, I'm very likely not to be sure because our relationship is just a mess, so I may not be able to tell distinctively between what I want to hear or what I'm being told.