Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.

I don't.

Men cheat because they want to cheat. Anything aside from this is heresy.

After the first few minutes of the first meeting, you will over come your phobia.

Just face your fear, you shall overcome.

She want's to be a grandma.

ighoosagie: its becos I discipline myself wit food.
Check my profile n see if d person there looks lik someone who is carrying bags of garri, cement n rice at oshodi market

wetin I see for that your profile will result in pot belly.

Tovot: my goodness your are wikid,so any small funny behaviour na court things abi?

Just that I have forgotten my 'law of contract', but essentially some mistakes are allowed and can be overlooked but there are some that deserve a straight red card.

onegig:

Abi na...Am suprised also and finding the comments of most people here as repulsive .


I have seen pics of some Nladers, although everyone is beautiful in their own way but they are not half as good looking or smart as she is.

*falls from mount sinai*

#lobatan#

ighoosagie: I don't work out , yet my 6 packs is intact

That's because you have been carrying bags of cement and rice



_{Don't take it personal, just joking.}

Tinkybabe: So much venom on this thread. .why are people just hating? Na wa
Op you're not looking bad and I must say you've got good genes to look that young at 24/25.

To think the critics don't even have a display picture on their profiles, very pathetic.

spongeback:
I don't want to sound mean but the people here are making it sound like since I am skinny am less a woman. Sorry

On a more serious note, you are beautiful. Just that I'm not naturally attracted to skinny girls, if not I would have proposed to you on this thread.

Don't mind the bad belles, some of them have girlfriends that are weightless as a toothpick.

Trust me, if the thread was that of a fat girl, the same hypocrites would have spewed shi..t

I'll say you ignore them beuty queen.

adaobi123:

He has my heart.



I've seen pretty big woman.

Beautiful woman come in different shapes and sizes

I bet she has not head of BBW's. Big Beutiful Women (I love them like crazy)

spongeback:
All the most beautiful women in the world have you seen any fat one? Skinny girls rock be proud of ya self
#YOLO

I done dey support you since, but na here you 4ck up.

Forget about all those scam you see on tv, in my insanity I won't choose a skinny girl.

I like them extra large. I want something I can hold unto.

Bibol:

The thing happened so fast. No lie came to my mind at that point.

Blessed are the liars for they shall always have a way where there seem to be no way.

7. HOPE FOR "HAPPILY-EVER-AFTER" BUT PREPARE FOR DIVORCE

This is the part I agree with the most. No girl will ever hold me to ransome, if she starts acting funny, divorce all the way.

As a matter of fact, I advise all men to sign a pre nuptial agreement before proceeding to marriage.

Evry human has both potential to behave like a swine or saint within himself; so a good wife can become a bad wife later tomorrow.

canalily: no o o o o ! ! My dear i disagree with you for this o o oh! If there is tru love nd a tru heart of forgivenes, nd a true mind for reconcilation, with that undastanding i dont think divorce should come into play. Our hearts are hardend! ! Thats y we pray for divorce! !

Walahi, I pray your wife doesn't hold you to ransome.

uj_sizzle:
sharrap and go hook up with your ex babe. This one na Redmosquito league :X

You are sending me to Death Valley, you don't like me one bit.

@Bibol, you couldn't formulate a very concrete undetectable lie

@theSpark, wetin person no go read, hey.

Caracta:

He would simply ask why i had to forward it to another person. I be messenger? And why was it sent to me in the first place?

You are a preacher of the gospel, you friend sent it showing that one of your friend had backslided and you in turn forwarded it to a friend, so that she can know about the development and start to pray for the backslider. You guys exchange the msg so that you can talk to the backslider (actually that was what I had in mind when I say your message)

ItsModella:
na wa o, why does everyone keep asking me that? I've been around

Like seriously, you are a super star.

When I saw that question, I was like wtf, I thought I was the only one who observed.

The kind lie way Caracta put for ground, even with weed, I can't think about it.

I have to be tutored by her to think that way.

*I carry yansh for Caracta*

xynerise:
Same as mine. But it seems you are good at lying.

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie

Caracta:

Exactly. I just ignored his calls for days. Inmediate AWOL..then had to explain that my phone got missing and i just found it. I claimed the thief made several calls and send lots of sms with my phone. He said he trusted me enough to know that i wouldn't send such "immoral" (his exact word) text message.

TRUST is a very important factor.

*falls from mars*

Lobatan.

Mrs.Chima:
I texted Chima that white men rocks and it was meant for my friend.

Is Chima white, black, red or multi color.

idnoble135: ^

Enjoying the discussion.
Where's K2039 to reply?

I get girls wey I dey chase on nl, them go think say I be player and me I'm just a very good man, so I comment my reserve on that matter.

xynerise:
At the time it happened, you wont have a better lie to say

My brain is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.

If the worse does happen that I can't think, I will just smoke weed and inspiration will come.

idnoble135:
See our nun don backslide.
I wonder how the explanation for the sms went.

Walahi, if I were in her shoe, I go just lie say, my friend forwarded it to me and I wanted to forward it to another friend.