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Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by k2039: 6:55am On Aug 13, 2013
The moaning voice of girl.
Science/TechnologyRe: Nigeria Uses Its Satellites To Collect Data From Earth Orbit by k2039: 3:54pm On Aug 12, 2013
What a waste!!!!!!!!
Science/TechnologyRe: New Drug Kills All Kinds Of Cancer — Human Testing Starts 2014 by k2039: 3:53pm On Aug 12, 2013
erniok: HIV is next.
So that you can start having flesh to flesh sex Or is it that you are infected with HIV.
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Destroyed My Life by k2039: 8:25am On Aug 12, 2013
Crap.

His mates are busy making money during the strike, he is there fuc.king and clubbing his life out.

Did ASUU send him to club or chase girls around.

By the way, I don't believe the story one bit, just a blogger trying to sell his blog. But I feel nauseated anytime I see people shifting the blame.
Christianity EtcRe: If Catholics Are Not Christians Then Who Are They? by k2039: 7:29am On Aug 12, 2013
Catholics are christians o. Just that Protestants seem to have issues with their doctrines and traditions.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 7:23am On Aug 12, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
K209!!!!! shocked shocked
gringringringrin
RomanceRe: Your Fiancee Slaps You Publicly When Shopping For The Wedding by k2039: 7:19am On Aug 12, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Oya slap yourself.

The girl should be applauded.. Fucking disrespectful guy angry
When you see a guy in skinny jeans, lie to me that you don't look at his zip part.

Or when you see a guy in tightly slim fitted shirt, you don't look at his chest and 6 packs.
CareerRe: Nine Dangerous Things You Were Taught In School by k2039:
You dey mind them

The essence of schooling is just to make one literate, it's one's investment in literature and building of oneself that creates ones future. What we were thought in school was as it was then, at the rate of our technological advancement, most of the things we were thought will become obsolete in the coming years.

Schooling is just to make one learn how to think.
RomanceRe: How To Talk To Him About Sex Without Hurting His Ego by k2039: 7:03am On Aug 12, 2013
Ordinary peeing, I spend between 2 to 5 minutes.

I think they should have pre-sex before the real sex.

All she needs do is to blow the hell out of the guys dick and make him cum before having sex with him.
PoliticsRe: Can You Sleep With A Dead For Money by k2039: 6:56am On Aug 12, 2013
So far the sleep you are talking about is not s3x, then yes I can sleep with the dead.
RomanceRe: Friends i need ur help. by k2039: 6:47am On Aug 12, 2013
Na so dem turn nairaland to cruise control on metro fm, shai.
RomanceRe: What Do U Do When She Likes U But Prefer Being Just Friends by k2039: 6:40am On Aug 12, 2013
Op

1. Just kill the ex boy friend.

2. Send a threat to the ex never to contact her.

3. If you can't do 1 and 2, then it's either you love and care enough for her to wait and let the love she has for her ex fade (that's not guaranteed though)

4. If you choose to go for number 3, then you are simply putting up with crap early in the relationship and you will be demonstrating the apex of all stupidities by making someone a priority when in fact you are just an option in her book. The fact is simply that she is confused and still doesn't even know what she wants, I wonder why a girl will chose to go for a jerk when the good guys are around, mtchew.
Op, never forget, there are thousand of girls that are better than her and will cherish and make you there priority.

Ogun asotele ki pa aro to ba gbon (a pre -planned war doesnt kill an intelligent handicapp)-to bèfore warned is to be for armed). She already made it clear that you are number 2 in her books, so don't open another thread complaining to us o.
RomanceRe: What Do U Do When She Likes U But Prefer Being Just Friends by k2039: 6:30am On Aug 12, 2013
chrisdada: you forget about her or simply make it work
How do I make it work?
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Calls For Respect Between Christians And Muslims by k2039:
His Holiness, Holy see of Rome has spoken well, just that the jihadist don't like peace.
RomanceRe: Your Fiancee Slaps You Publicly When Shopping For The Wedding by k2039: 10:44pm On Aug 11, 2013
Sanboy25: The man shouldn't have stared explicitly at the other's woman chest.... undecided
You never jam correct bossoms?.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 10:41pm On Aug 11, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
He is very monogamous and has no complaints in bedroom area. wink
I trust you to ride his cork well hence the reason for his satisfaction.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 9:36pm On Aug 11, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
I am having unprotected sex with Chima. angry
I hope he doesn't have unprotected s3x with other girls. gringringringringringringrin
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do We Close Our Eyes When We Pray? by k2039: 8:03pm On Aug 11, 2013
Distraction.
Nairaland GeneralRe: GOODBYE Nairaland. It Has Been A Great Ride by k2039: 7:59pm On Aug 11, 2013
Soja go, soja come, barrack remain.
RomanceRe: Your Fiancee Slaps You Publicly When Shopping For The Wedding by k2039:
Make the girl kneel down beg the guy for public, I'm sure he will calm down afterwards.

On a more serious note, the girl went to far (she can't be blamed too much though, it was impulsive, but she should have exercised self control). It's only natural for a man to stare at boobs especially busty one at that. She should just apologize to him in public.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2013
xynerise: Who knows? Since you have told us, its no more a secret. Go and preach the gospel to other brethern and save souls grin
LMAO grin grin
RomanceRe: ADVANTAGES OF SMALL BOSOMS IN WOMEN by k2039: 7:13pm On Aug 11, 2013
sholypopz: I find your love for boobz very funny. grin grin You must hv been one of those kids that didn't stop sucking mama's bosoms till you were[b] age 5[/b] wink
gringringringringringrin O ti ri mi tan (you don see me finish)
PoliticsRe: Two Mad Lagosians To Be Deported Back To Lagos By Akwa Ibom State Government - by k2039: 7:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
greatgod2012: And the revenge continues!!!!

Do me, do you, God no vex!

Let's just continue to deceive ourselves with the slogan "ONE NIGERIA"

One nigeria, my foot!
I have said it, Nigerians are worse racist compared to the whites. Our ethnic bigotry is alarming.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 7:07pm On Aug 11, 2013
tellwisdom: You too can yansh her...it has a cure now undecided
Stop poisoning his mind, he has been fidel for the past two years to his wife.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 7:05pm On Aug 11, 2013
xynerise: What advice do you seek again when the damage has been made?

Certainly, the guy must have had sexx with his wife-to-be.


My brother is too late. I will advise you not to be too emotional on this issue cos you might end up sleeping with her and collect your own share of HIV.

Dont you think is time people know about it before another person sleeps with her?
Anybody who has un protected se.x in the 21st century is a fool of the first order.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 7:02pm On Aug 11, 2013
Jman06: She should tell d guy to go and get tested first,it's possible he's not infected because d chances of trasfering an infection from a lady 2 a guy is lower(just abt 25%) compared 2 75% chances frm a guy 2 a lady,this is a medical fact whic most ppl don't know.Gettn tested is very crucial here 2 enable d guy commence treatment incase he has bn infected and 2 help protect his fiancee from being infected.
If the guy is positive, you think he wouldn't aspire to be a murderer.
RomanceRe: Pls Your Advice by k2039: 6:58pm On Aug 11, 2013
The girl should just keep mute.

If she says anything, that guy will rip her head off.

Na wetin the guy sabi chop kill him. The consolation is just that the guy did have fun.

Person get wedding in decemeber, still dey do nonsense for August. I just pity the girl he will marry, she don enter am.
RomanceRe: ADVANTAGES OF SMALL BOSOMS IN WOMEN by k2039: 6:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
n.oxide:
remove that concept from your mind. fast!

any breast that doesn't "produce enough milk" is mostly due to poor breastfeeding technique. Visit a certified antenatal/postnatal clinic

Breastfeeding is one thing where size doesn't matter at all
Ori e ti pe ju (you head is very correct/complete.

Every normal breast irrespective of it size is sufficient in milk.
RomanceRe: ADVANTAGES OF SMALL BOSOMS IN WOMEN by k2039: 6:43pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ceejay_101: Love dem big f̶̲̥̅̊o̲̣̥я̲̣̣̥ flirtin bt small ones f̶̲̥̅̊o̲̣̥я̲̣̣̥ seriousness
You don madt.

It's onl y safer to conclude that after marriage, you will still be chasing big bossoms around.

The girl wey marry you don suffer.

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