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Skillsnigeria:
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raumdeuter:
If you hate men that much then get yourself a cat. You won't need to cook for it, it can hunt mice on its own

Amoto94:
Quotes from Lampard after the game :

“All the basic parts of football - to fight, to run - we were short on”

“For me it’s all about the basics”

“Our fans will be watching a team on Wednesday that will be giving everything”

“Conor Gallagher was another one who gave every drop individually”

“In the basics of football, Brighton are a really good team, but we were shot in tackles, fight and yards. If it isn't right you don't win”

FBS:
For those that watch football with hate and just looking to blame players unnecessarily.

I am referring to those that have never played football 11 a side before even though in their minds they have.

I am referring to those with ego size of epiphytic orchids. They think they have ego but they don't.

Chelsea player ratings

GK: Kepa Arrizabalaga - 8/10 - The only reason Chelsea weren't four or five goals behind in the first half and ten or eleven by the final whistle. Excellent.

RB: Trevoh Chalobah - 3/10 - Ruined by Mitoma on a number of occasions apart from one excellent challenge midway through the first half.

CB: Wesley Fofana - 6/10 - Chelsea's best defender for the most part but did not cover himself in glory for the equaliser.

CB: Benoit Badiashile - 3/10 - A poor clearance for the equaliser but hadn't really inspired a lot of confidence before or after then anyway.

LB: Ben Chilwell - 3/10 - Seen arguing with Mudryk over positioning. Nowhere near his best at either end of the pitch.

DM: Enzo Fernandez - 5/10 - Chelsea's main creative outlet in midfield had a tough battle up against Caicedo. Usually came off second-best.

CM: Denis Zakaria - 3/10 - Offered nothing in the midfield battle and left Chelsea hanging on at the back at times.

CM: Conor Gallagher - 5/10 - Scored a scrappy goal and put himself about without ever really offering anything of real quality, and yet was probably still Chelsea's best attacker.

RW: Christian Pulisic - 2/10 - Largely uninvolved.

ST: Raheem Sterling - 2/10 - Didn't offer much but wasn't helped by Chelsea's determination to fire crosses in towards him.

LW: Mykhailo Mudryk - 5/10 - A fast start which yielded the assist for Gallagher's opener but faded as the game went on.

Substitutes

Mateo Kovacic (56' for Fernandez) - 4/10 - Didn't offer the sort of control asked of him.

Hakim Ziyech (56' for Pulisic) - 5/10 - Fairly uninspiring.

Reece James (56' for Fofana) - 5/10 - Not his usual self yet again but his introduction did at least coincide with a drop-off from Mitoma.

Joao Felix (56' for Sterling) - 5/10 - Rarely involved.

Mason Mount (74' for Zakaria) - 5/10 - A challenging cameo.

Manager

Frank Lampard - 3/10 - Prioritising the Real Madrid game is about the only thing Lampard got right here. Had absolutely no answer to anything Brighton were doing but kept his heavy hitters healthy for the game that really matters.

A001:
Of what use is Lampard's apointment if he can't win just a match in any of the games he'll manage for us?

I don't see how Lampard's Chelsea can defeat or get a draw against any of the remaining teams we're playing this season in CL and EPL.

He actually has no business in coaching.

Skillsnigeria:
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yrhuhfy113:
any business you can do.

DON'T COME HERE TO BE ASKING VAGUE QUESTIONS.....

you didnt tell us your skills, or your potential opportunities.... if you are trying to find a list of business, go to GOOGLE....



some of you just think nairaland is google, you just throw questions here anyhow and expect answers... pls its not so.


SIT AND THINK FOR YOUSELF, FIND YOUR OPTIONS.... then you can ask about which options may be profitable.


IN BUSINESS, many things are considered, so what if people list businesses and they are computer related, yet you have little or no skill in that area, WOULD ALL THAT NOT BE A WASTE OF TIME BECAUSE OF VAGUE INCOMPLETE INFO YOU CAME HERE TO DROP?


pls learn to ask questions properly and give full details else you won't get any useful answer

izzou:
[color=royalblue]If you fall in love with a man who doesn't know how to work and provide...r u telling me that you'll dump him because of that?

All these lines we draw in a bid to look equal and competitive is baffling

Everybody should know how to cook, and yes, A WOMAN SHOULD KNOW HOW TO COOK.

Everybody should know how to work and make money, and yes, A MAN SHOULD KNOW THAT.

Nobody was born with a spoon and pestle in their hands. Everybody learnt it.

If a woman does not know how to cook, she should go and learn, instead of explaining why it is not important.

It is.[/color]

dawnomike:
You can assist people to secure admission in international schools (even if they graduated with a 3rd class), get them student loans(to cover for their studies and proof of funds) and even help them to process their study permit(Canada).
All the above can make you over 200k monthly on one student cos some schools will pay you for that, the company that gives it student loan will pay you and the student will still pay you!!!

Skillsnigeria:
"Success isn’t overnight. It’s when everyday you get a little better than the day before. It all adds up.”

plat0:
nothing will happen, I've told you nobody cares about those things, people are trying to get their money up, guys in school that indulged in those things are all trying to get their money up. You don't live here in 2022/2023. All over Nigeria, in the past, in SE, SE, SW, even in thKe North, some teenagers and young adults engaged in one form of cultism or the other, it's not exclusive to Rivers state.

DissTroy:
And safety or peacefulness is a relative term in the Nigerian context.

Rivers is RELATIVELY safe and peaceful when compared to many Northern states (NE particularly). I agree.

It also has a prevalent gang culture. Even the permanent residents can't deny this. Pray tell, where has (street) gang culture never been proportional to violence? None. The rise of gangs and the prevalance nonetheless follows a trajectory of violence.

We've come to accept anything but the optimum as peace and safety.
It's the same way some Nigerians defend our leaders when the foreign media term them corrupt despots. We accuse them of prejudice as against focusing on the issue.

Let the issue of 'agbero' in Lagos come up again, then watch these same defensive folks come out with their lexical pitchforks.

The only way we are going to get better is tell ourselves the truth.

obainojazz:
One Rivers guy I met back then said they be militants lol…. Rivers, Delta and Edo are be careful areas… You can lose your life wearing the wrong clothing combination.

People are forgetting everyday obtaining going on there… where they corner you and take your phone

Many youths don belong and if you’re a good boy…. You might not notice what’s happening in your city

Blupen969:
Yes i love your answer, god do exist but god is useless without humans/flesh.....i hope you already know where i am going with this, god is motionless and formless and it is alone and it never gets exhausted....sometimes i even ask myself sometimes that how do people expect the world to end when it doesn't even have a beginning... Divoc19

Ballzproblemm:
Declan rice 😂, nothing Nigeria artist no go sing

nihilistjnr:
Bruh

Nigeria is ruined beyond repair. Some noisemakers here who don't know their äss from their elbow maybe shouting all sorts of idealistic nonsense that they really don't even believe in.

Come to find that some of these people are literally children who are still being funded by the bank of mum and dad.

You need to tune out some of rubbish that you read on this place. If anybody ever tels you not to Japa, use wheel spanner to rearrange their teeth. When the police come and you explain what the bastard said, they will arrest him and put him in custody for at least 3 years.

Japa message is not a joke. There's an entire generation of Nigerians facing an existential crisis as the people in power gamble their collective destinies away in Abuja.

If you have the means, Japa. If you don't have the means, find them. Nigeria has nothing to offer you if you're not a pastor, politician, yahoo boy, olosho, or bandit.

Sniper04:
Lol, you no see the yeye goals we dey concede from set pieces
Make the guy get out

OasisX:
Emir of Ilorin

airmark:
Fact is, no tribe should form saint in Naija.

airmark:
Obviously you didn't get the update on the fictitious Abiola you are bandying.

Fact is, there exists tribalism among the Igbos. Charity should begin at home, you know?

Slimkkkk:
Seems something is cooking for ministries and agencies under conpss
Since most people reject ministries n agencies under such salary structure, You might wanna consider if you got an offer especially if you have side hustle

BlueRayDick:
RIP Lt. General Oladipupo Diya

Amigoss:
Lmao,Is collation almost over?