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So because her precious "Black gate" of life was not moved to plantain lowland, na bag nai remain nw wey she go dey show abi? I blame all dis on my neighbour - baba teacher.

TimeManager:
Wailers sef.... Wailers you see your lives outside!!!. So wailers pulled off a stunt to fool themselves when they say he had been absolved into apc. Their chief sponsor has finally got his wish, his frollick with jonathan is paid off.
Pdp is bokoharam- azazi( RIP)
Cc; wailing community.
The truth has spoken!

No wonder!!! C as 2x2 take equal to 5. Sorry i mean 3. I jus limemba say la 4
http://ends.ng/boko-haram-president-jonathans-siblings/

ademega:
no 6... so touching

Lolz... Bros u sure say na d same page we dey so?

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Nw tell me hw dem no go go sell d only land wey prove d existence of dia family history, give d pastor d money make e take pass time? Especially dat 3rd guy on d first pix. E biliv d pastor die. Lolz

dailynaijanews:
Played all. I remember soaking rubbers in kerosene to make em bigger

We dey call am "pata iya n la" meaning fat woman pant. After soaking, i clinb up to our water tank to do d drying. D moment wey we c say popsy dey clinb d tank to go check water level, me n my stubborn brother don knw say evening knock on our strong skull (tnks to rough play n stubbornness) don sure for dat Day lolz . Popsy don warn us abt playing rubber tire. Gud gud old days. Bro was very gud at It.

Na all ooo. E no even complete sef. Wht abt using amo (clay) to take form gun come dey act action film? Wht abt dat one wey u go dey twist ba3 plastic cover+biro cover? Hw u manage forget dat one wey we go use two Milk container as tyre come put plank on top, sidan den one person go dey push u? We even get telephone sef, get two tin tomato can, cover d top wit paper,hold am firm wit rubber band, punch d middle, tie tiny broom for d two end of d a rope, insert each of d broom inside d hole wey u punch, creat tiny holes on d bottom side of d can, do same to d oda can...u n ur playful friend go take each of d can n move as far distance as d rope can serve. My brother, telefone don ready b dat ooo n its always very clear. Once u c person dey hit nail for ground as u dey fly ur kite, na to start to dey beg ooo. we bilivd such act wud make d kite go missing n dat biliv was wrking for us. Paper canoe nko during rainy season?
U no come put MUMMY N DADDY PLAY too. Kai!! I play ooooo

D moment wey i c my mama wit dis n small Black nylon filled wit charcoal, na to go run hide under papa apama bed, not minding d stench odour wey dey nack under. tnks to apama - my friend wey don turn d place to him wardrobe after e go don empty him bladder for him cloths overnite. Lolz

AsanwaKC:
girl friend nko...no budget for girl friend and I no see versline budget too...na only food you sabi??

For versline budget, d verseline crew shud stay out of porn. Dis will elp manage d use of verseline n save more data. Lolz

I saw one swallowed a crocodile on natgeo wild. I was wowed to d extreme but guess wht, It couldn't survive It... Died, decayed n only to b swallowed by anoda crocodile.

I remember wen my mama give me #2.50k to go buy Coca Cola come for her from mama nene place. Sharp Sharp i don enta my short nicker, pick race n before u knw, i don land for mumsy front. It was a hot afternoon n d drink was so chilled. I follow mumsy enta sitting room as she prepares to sample d content. I find space, sat opposite her, waiting for d best news from her... D way wey i take channel my attention on her, even film like Robin hood, renta-ghost, Dr woo, voltron n one Chinese film wey we dey call "I trust my leg" no get my attention like dat.
As mumsy dey gulp,wey emptiness dey find space more n more inside d bottle, nai my throat dey salivate dey dry at d same time. suddenly,without looking at my direction, mumsy stretched her hand wich was handling wht was almost "d pillar of life" to me at dt moment. as i move wit amazing speed, stretching my hand to get d drink, to feel some long awaited relieve, d sound of d knock wey land for my fore-head go leave thunder strike filled wit envy.
I just hold my head, suffri find my easy way go outside. It tuk me almost a day before i reach mama nene place to return d bottle. Our mamas, i tuale. Dey r d best.

Lolz. Na shovel d barber use?

I will jail looters — Bihari
http://royaltimes.net/i-will-jail-looters-buhari/

Around january last yr, Muhammadu told me he will jail looters n he is doing just dat so y i no go smile? All i can say is PLS KINDLY DO MORE COS THE WAY U DEY DO NW NW I LIKE D FEELING

Pls i seriously nid elp on dis. Weneva i minimize opera mini to work on oda apps, opened pages automatically wipes off immediately i re-open d opera mini. Av lost a lot due to dis. Elp ooooooo biko!!!

President Muhammadu Buhari on Thursday told
BringBackOurGirls campaigners and parents of the over 200
girls abducted from their school in Chibok in 2014 that he
expected them to be appreciative of the efforts his
government had been making to rescue the girls.

He said he wakes up thinking about the girls who are in
captivity, adding that it would be wrong to believe that his
administration had not been doing anything about their
plight.

Buhari addressed the campaigners and the parents of the
girls behind closed doors inside the old Banquet Hall of the
Presidential Villa.

Leader of the campaigners, Mrs. Oby Ezkwesili, told
reporters of the outcome of the meeting.
Ezekwesili said the President also insisted at the meeting
that he had no credible information on the current location
of the abducted girls.

“The President stated that he would also have expected us
to acknowledge the efforts that they have so far made and
that we failed to acknowledge the efforts they have made,
but that he wishes that we would agree that he is very
committed to the matter of our Chibok girls.

“He used the specific phrase that he sleeps and wakes up
thinking about the rescue of our girls,” Ezekwesili said.

She said Buhari, therefore, asked for understanding,
assuring them that efforts were being intensified to free the
girls.

She said, “What the President essentially said is that his
statement during the media chat that they do not have
credible intelligence was him being truthful in the way that
he knows how to be and that he was not prepared to tell any
lies.

“He insisted that they do not have the kind of reliable
intelligence that would enable them rescue the girls as
immediately as we are demanding.

“He said that we should continue to try to bear with him and
that based on the fact that the government has recorded
considerable success in decimating Boko Haram and its
hold over the North-East Zone and that what remains is the
matter of rescuing our Chibok girls and other affected
citizens that are in abduction.

“He said, therefore, we will have to wait and that they would
make the effort. He pleaded with the parents that his
government would place as much efforts (as possible) to
rescuing the girls and that was the same message he had
given to them before and that he was repeating the same
message.”

Going forward, the former Minister of Education said her
group would continue to demand for the action that is
necessary to rescue our Chibok Girls.

She said the movement also demanded that the presidential
fact-finding committee report on Chibok girls which was
conducted during the previous administration be made
public.

She added that they demanded a fresh investigation into the
circumstances that led to the girls’ abduction.

“So we are demanding that this administration will quickly
agree with the demands of these parents that new
investigation be made even as General Sabo report is being
disclosed,” she said.
http://www.punchng.com/chibok-girls-buhari-asks-bbog-campaigners-to-be-appreciative/

omenka:
I swear, I almost puked in disgust when I read that post. I mean, how could a human being be that daft??!!

More than ever, I'm convinced most of these PDP supporters misplaced their brains somewhere during Baba's swearing in, otherwise, how could one possibly compare what was done in 16 years to what has been done in 8months

Chai!!

Abeg u wit everything. No let am amaze u. Na d aftermath of pdp's 16yrs of "good education "ur eyes dey c koro koro so. N d funny tin b say, e want make d system wey build am dis way to dey continue. C wetin person type for public fora. Abasi shey na like dis we go dey dey?

olapluto:
400 million naira stolen.
Banner: 5,000
Rented Youths : 100,000 max
Logistics: 95,000 max.
Total: 200,000 naira out of 400 million.
The rented youths working for just 0.5% of what Metuh stole. The future of Nigeria is bleak.

And d organiser corners some counts wit eyes dt reminds one of dat of a chameleon. Even inside efcc detention wey metu dey, beta pass some of dem house yet dem dey wallow in protest of shame.

Abt few yrs ago, Rivaldo said "Leo is gng to lift d ballon d'or accolade at least seven times n i biliv we r heading dia. For nw, noin is gona stop us for God is on our side.
Kai, dis guy dey play Ball.

akinsbaba2015:
The poor Olisa Metuh can't even take care of himself. Of all that were arrested, only his family is writing useless letters. They better start looking for N1billion bail for him ahead of arraignment in court as we understand that several of his cronies have gone out of circulation and he himself was about jetting out before the long arms of the law caught up with him. If you can't do the time don't do the CRIME.

While his cronies wia disappearing into tin air, passing thru underground tunnels across Nigeria borders, mr workholic was busy looking for chip propaganda to spew from his very empty inside to d open. I tink say e sharp sef. U c dat one wey him open teeth wide like d two combined lanes of 3rd mainland bridge own. dat ffk, make Una jus dey observe am. Him geepee tank go soon full

Reediano:
Newer Android devices don't come with the mass storage feature anymore.....
So there is no way you can connect it to your sound system or dvd anymore

Ok. Learnt. Nagode.

Reediano:
Na so oo ... Just get a card reader

Do u also experience dis? Or na OYO i dey?

Reediano:
It won't work bro...

So wht do i do bro? Abi shey na like dis i go dey dey

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Bn unable to transfer files btw hot note x551 n home theatre via usb. D usb cord is fine. Pls elp.

Pls i nid elp on dis. Weneva i connect my hn x551 to lg home theatre via usb , it brings dis display without recognising it. Bn unable to transfer data.

I overheard olisa metu, shouting to d high heaven on phone , brimming wit threats y his p. a mustn't fail to ready a standby ambulance van in preparedness, shud d time come wen an invite to d court will b sent to him.

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Kennydoc:
Amaechi was indicted by the Commission of Enquiry set up in Rivers State. Even EFCC got a petition against him, but still failed to invite him. What is your point really?

Den don't be afraid to petition efcc. Thanks.

Heeboy94:
Where in lagos are you? I can help u upgrade tho

Just Around Egbeda

4llerbuntu:
Bros you are still on KitKat. U need to flash lollipop via a PC.

Recommend u take your device to Carl care for upgrade, to avoid stories that touch

Pls are dey gng to bill me for upgrade n how do i locate carl care ? M in lagos bro

In Brazil, d guy was like "nna mhen, dis December odikwa tight, SPRAY MONEY WITH TWO HENDS MHEN!!! " After den gbab am for naija nko? talk change"oga abeg forgive me, na lucifer cause am"

I go make sure say my papa no c dis one. M tired of his "notin wey u know, even comon simple English"

victorazy:
I still stand that u lack wisdom to see and comprehend.
Spiritual things are like comedy in the eyes of canal man, go ask Noah how he tried.

Ok.
I accept I lack wisdom to.. but not to d extent of not seeing reasons to beg u to go soak urself in ocean of knowledge.