₦airaland Forum

ernecy:
and buried in the land

lolzz... Na deh earth deh enjoy pass. Every man n woman wishes to b committed to d mother earth.

The "abuse of romance section" thread got me wondering whether somebody had sexually violated d already promiscuous Romance section. Op why not say "misuse" rather than abuse? cos the word "abuse" is now being 'abused' in our country.

There is a lesson which the govts hv tot: :open rebellion & acts of violence command dia attention more than loyal appeals and civil methods. It is a lesson which it will be wise not to force on Nigerians. Paying 50k won't deplete govt coffer.

What a sad way to end: flying in d sky n dying in d water.

olokedde:
http://www.punchng.com/news/helicopter-crashes-in-lagos-lagoon/

Whatever that flies up must come down. What a crash that must hv been !
#OAU-made Helicopter that may be.

Whateva that goes up must come down. What a terrible crash that would be!

oluyemisee:
evil forest abi?Hope you've gotten nine odas to go wit u cos in nollyhood,ten will go but only one will come back home

Hahahahahaha! Too much viewing of Nollywood products is addictive. I am capable of going in and coming back alone unhurt bae. I will search from east to west to north down to south and i must come back wt a good firewood that can cook my food. There are firewood everywhere but not all can fire. Pardon my riddle.

I hv got my own proposal helele well thought out. But i am still combing the evil forest of women in search of firewood.

Those CMDs need special probe. They live like kings in a midst of workers. Ditto VCs of versities. They wield maximum corruptible powers.

How old are u Op?

What is sleeping with men please?

merbenko:
I mate my girlfriend two years back when she have a misunderstand with her boyfriend which it later lead to their brake up. To cut the story short. Her ex is well known at her family. When ever I visit her family and mate with her mother she always address me with her daughter ex-boyfriend name. I love my girlfriend and I'm even planning to propose to her. Should I go ahead to propose to her with this behavior from her mother? My fear is, let not this continue even when we have married with her daughter
Note= Her mother is note old she between 50-52 years and this embarrassment started almost over to a year and half.

Whada fvck meant you Op?

You said "i MATE my gal 2yrs ago.." and " Whenever i MATE d mother..."


Have u been fvckin ur gal's mama?

Nneoma Nkechi Okorochawusa d wife of Anayoawusa Roch-ass Okorochange is d first woman preacher.

Freemanan:
The National Agency for Food, Drugs
Administration And Control, NAFDAC, has
maintained that its Director-General, Dr. Paul Orhi
was never arrested by the Economic and Financial
Crimes Commission, EFCC.
In a series of tweets, NAFDAC noted that the DG
‘honoured his promise to appear before the EFCC
and has since returned home’, stressing that
there is nothing unusual about it.
“The DG was never arrested as being portrayed by
these online portals. He only honored his promise
to appear before EFCC and has since returned
home”
“There’s nothing unusual about this but to
applaud the DG for his willingness to cooperate
with the anti-graft agency to get to the root of this
allegations,” it said.
Dr. Paul Orhi, was summoned by operatives of
EFCC over allegations bordering on abuse of
office
, which attracted reactions from Nigerians.

Dr. Paul 'Ode' Orhi de okpehie 1 of Benue state.

Efcc plz com and arrest me
naa. I hav got plenty dollars in my room!

Today is the birthday of one of our great football legends Kanu Nwankwo aka Papilo.

Kan u drop a birthday wish for him here?

What Kan u remember him for?

I remember him for his charity organization Nwankwo Kanu Heart Foundation,and for scoring a hatrick aginst Chelsea FC in a FA Cup match.


Happy bday Papilo!

Toks2008:
You will make a good comedian

Hehehe! Toks thank u!

Toks2008:
Desperate for a husband


For many years i never knew how ladies in their very late 20s,early 30s and late 30s feel when it comes to the issue of settling down with a man until recently when i had the cause to really get close to many of them.

Yes many of them will always insist that marriage is the least of their worries but deep inside,most of them are hoping desperately to have a man to settle down with and my acquaintanceship with some of them made me decide to write this short piece hoping that when they see and read it,they will come to understand that their desperation is self inflicted and until they learn to put themselves at a vantage point,they will only hope and wish for a long time that a man comes their way.

I have witnessed many deliverance session for ladies all in the name of looking for a husband but after a close look i come to realize that they are their own problems and this is as a result of the society that have brainwashed them and rather than dealing with the problems,they end up running from from one prophet to another and from one deliverance service to another and some have become a shadow of themselves as they turn to emergency sister dressing like masquerades,going without earrings,make up and even on low cut all in the name of looking for a man.

Please when next you see such ladies,help me inform them that deliverance won't solve their problems and even when we know that there are spiritual hindrance to getting a spouse,most times what we need is a re orientation of our minds,ways of life and culture.

1.Many ladies will not say yes to a man if you are not ready to do traditional wedding,legal wedding,white wedding,blue wedding... Please tell me how easy you expect to find a man in this harsh economy.

2.As an Igbo lady,you are naturally at risk unless you drive it into your man's ear that in your own family they don't ask a man for crazy bride price otherwise you will only see men come into your life without discussing marriage and you will think its a curse from the village but its only as a result of the funny belief that Igbo ladies are expensive to marry.

3.How many ladies can start a life with a struggling man? I guess part of the prayer point during deliverance is that GOD should bring a ready made man to propose to you.Mumu

4.Funny doctrinal belief is another hindrance and many ladies who run to conservative churches in the bid to have a man end up in more bondage.I had a lady friend in her 30s who i admire so much but she goes to one of this conservative churches and there was a time i was so sick and i was expecting her to visit but she never did and when i told her i was angry,she was so quick to say she can not visit me at home and i was like FOR REAL? Even a sick guy? i even told her that she would have at least come in company of a friend and i lost interest in the friendship instantly and i wonder how she will get a good man with that mindset.

5.Rough past is another hindrance and many ladies just believe that if a man loves them the past does not matter.

6.Lack of wife qualities is another issue and i wonder how a lady who does not have the required quality to be a mrs to a man will be desperate fore a man because even if any man comes,he will eventually leave you until you work on yourself.

The bottom line is that many ladies we see in churches today who tend to be looking for a husband are their own problems. So stop been desperate and work on your mindset and you will be surprised that in no time,a good man will walk into your life and marry you.

While some men hunt for a job,some women hunt for a man.

When men get a job,they start to hunt for a wife.

When women get a husband,they cease to hunt for anything because their job includes taking care of a husband who has refused to grow up always answering 'baby' and sucking breasts!

There is always a husband/wife for everybody and there is always a job for everyone.

No hurry in life.

Uwa mgbede ka nma

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Dianond Bank ATM cameras deh work die. I confam am for Nnewi Anambra state recently when a picture of a serial ATM fraudster was extracted and was used to arrest d man at another bank.

A clear case of the pot calling cattle black. Fvck u all ya America! To lagoon wt ya!


I blame our Almajiri president who took his plastic bowl to Washington.

[quote author=ForcefullBULL post=36168425][/quote]@Forcefullbull,I was reading u with such a rapt attention. I freely let myself to absorb the outpouring of a seemingly genuine emotion dt ur writeup invokes. Unfortunately,howeva,u derailed, as I had feared, like a trail almost immediately I began to enjoy d ride.


You blundered big big time when u said "the Igbo have d worst politicians in the country." My dear how did u com about dat? What was d yardstick u used to determine n arrive at dat conclusion?

When u said for example, that d Igbo hav d WORST politicians. It therefore means dt the Yoruba n Hausa/fulani each share from d lot of being BAD n WORSE. If dt is d case, then,that means there are no good politicians in Nigeria. That wt u hav said n not me saying it. Or are u implying dat the Igbo hav d BAD,d WORSE, n d WORST politicians ? Does it make sense?

You also made d blunder by calling the Igbo d worst enemy of himself. The evidence u adduced was so infantile. Even two brodas do disagree let alone a group of people united by primordial sentiments. If the Igbo cannot boast of leaders like Tinubu n co. We ain't bothered cos we hav all seen how he's leading his people and d massive support he enjoys!

The type of a leader the Igbo need is nt d type dt leads to Abuja. Wat we need is a leader dat must lead us from Abuja across d River Niger unto d promised Biafran land.


Thank u Op fr ur apologies. Unfortunately,its uncalled for. What we need is nt apology but freedom n freedom only.

Hahahahahaha!
Interesting!

That dude might be a Man United or Chelsea fanatic fan.

360metrosports:
Suspected members of the Boko Haram sect struck at Dadin-Kowa motor park in Gombe state around 7:30 pm on Wednesday.



A source that activities are usually low during the period that the attack took place. “Two suicide bombers attacked Dadin Kowa bus station this evening. The park is one of the busiest in the town,” he said.



“You get vehicles going to Biu, Maiduguri, Yola but activities are usually low in the evening. So, we just hope that the casualty would not be high.” Fwaje Atajiri, the police public relations officer in the state confirmed the attack, saying the police has cordoned off the area to prevent hoodlums from taking advantage of the situation.



“It is true that there were bomb attacks in the motor park but the casualty figure is not yet known,” he said. “The injured have been taken to the hospital and the area has been cordoned off to prevent hoodlums from taking advantage of the situation to loot people’s property. Details would be made known to you later.”


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/breaking-news-bomb-blast-in-gombe-this.html

The supreme law of karma is at work.

The Muslim North is now paying for the lives of innocent Southerners they slaughtered over d years unprovoked. Boko Haram are an agent of Karma--Divine Vengeance.


If u quote me,...

efilefun:
While addressing the youths in Washington DC PMB told the audience how some people had been calling him Baba Go slow



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9COy8SS3fk0

And you think it is a positive endorsement abi?

Shugabankasa indeed!

DSS una dey fear?

That is a welcome development . First class grags are retained by their institutions as mandated by NUC. So,allowing them to stay behind n serve with their institutions is not a bad decision.

#Justmytot

I can't lie to protect my organization simple. That's where I praise the adviser to d president on media n pub
Mr. Femi Adeshina. His is difficult job having to keep laundering d image of d president n defending his actions n inactions with lies.

C

The supreme law of Karma has found the North guilty for the wasting the blood of innocent Southerners living in dat region. Any soul dat sinneth must die (Karma). Boko Haram are d agents of Karma. Until d North apologizes to d South and atones for the wombs of pregnant women they gleefully dismembered and tore apart,no amount of American and European assistance would solve terrorism in dt part of Nigeria. But if they would turn away from their sins and repent and become Christians, then the Lord would hear them and heal their land.

May the flying bullets of Boko Haram n ISIS be the portion of Obama.