₦airaland Forum

Well,there is no cause for alarm here. It is only an advice .And when someone gives me an advice there r two tinz involved:its either i take it or i leave it. Ayodele or Ayo Udele tank u for ur advice. I am going to disappoint u by tellin u dat my oga Senator Ike Ekwerenmadu isnt taking ur advice. He steps no down! Gat it?

MarryMeee:
are you celibate?

No i cant be a celibate! But the hard conditions in d country hav forced so many single men to shy away frm marriage. Women should nt b blamed much fr nt getting married. It is we d men marry dem n nt d oda way round. Bt in a situation whereby an average naija man cant boast of five hundred k in his coffers. Marriage to him looks like a mirage. Wateva affects men equally affects women.

rozayx5:
hmm . he bettr hurry back soon. before nnamdi kanu repeats

1984

Haha.ha! PMB will watch the declaration of Biafra freedom for CNN like Tinubu watch d inauguration of d 8th senate for Channels. Oga eme ya vum n'anya!

MarryMeee:
If you find yourself over 35 years without boyfriend not to even speak of a husband you will have to pray that God deliver you from spiritual husband. All you meet is ashawo man to ashawo man. All they want to do is chop, clean, wipe mouth with your future. God said go ye and multiple and you can only have marital children when you are married.

If your guy is also over 35 years old and you cannot seem to settle down in life, you will have to pray for God to deliver you from spiritual wife that stops you from meeting the right woman to marry. You might only move from ashawo to ashawo, every nice girl you meet runs away from you like hell fire. You have a spiritual wife frustrating you life because you spend money from one ashawo to another.

The devil will not prevail, you will marry, but you will have to ask God for your deliverance from the spiritual husband or wife.

@Marryme:we thank God for ur life oo. Tday u managed attend service u com bring wetin ur priest preached tday to com spoil our good mood abi? Are u a killjoy or fly in d oitment? There is no age limit for marriage. Even then, celibacy is vocation n not a curse. Lolzzz .

IAMTHEHERO:
Robot!! They have reconfigured passingshit and others and left you. lt is after the sallah break they will do your own.

HahHahaha! Guys and Punchlines !

tsdarkside:
who told you Kosovo is a dream country?? they suffer like hell.....scatterd all over the world.....their women are prostitutes all over the world...
is this what you want for your igbo-queens?? thunda fire you!!!

I hav seen how u are enjoying in Nigeria when u can't afford three square meal. I hav seen hw u all r enjoying in Nigeria n things hv fallen apart. Ewu,are Nigerians not scattered all over d world in search for survival? if d way Nigeria is now is normal by u,then we Biafrans refuse to enjoy wt u. Ogun deh worry u!

eleojo23:
The man behind the hate speeches (Nnamdi Kanu) wants to make himself an emperor by using gullible people to lead an insurrection.
He wants foot soldiers who will die for him while he hides somewhere only to come out and declare himself leader if the war should succeed.

I never knew that gullible set of people could be found among the 'smart' tribe of Nigeria. I am very disappointed.

You are a maggot and aborted son of a bitch! U can insult me all u want bt if u insult my pple U get an upper cut frm me. The Albanians of Yugoslavia suffered killings n genocide,but tday they are free n got Kosovo their dream country. Bt Yugoslavia is no more. Whatever Biafra may be going tru now is part of d struggle. Freedom isnt given, it's taken. For ur information ,
incase u hav anytin in Biafraland come n get it to ur papa house cos u may sleep n wake up only to b told u require a visa to Biafra frm Nigeria. Until then, LLIPB
LongLiveNigeria! Bt if Nigeria falls like Yugoslavia because Biafra got her independence dat is ur making nt ours.

MizMyColi:
And to think this is the same person I engaged a while back on a thread about astrology and the zodiac...

Dammit!
Look what partisanship has done to his senses.

Most of us on this board are partisanal, but at least we try to show some objectivity here and there, and allow people express their opinion without feeling a sense of intimidation or belittling.

Gosh, you should take your advice already.
Your case is currently being transferred to the ministry of brain infrastructure.

Hahaha! U r toff. I like ur punchlines. Following.

Adamo84:
Both of should see me in my office, we need to have a word for causing someone to Lol

Lolzz... Adam where is yr oppice located?

Bring it on.

There are some people who after going through this write up may laugh it off as a joke. And still there are some who may,as a matter of reaction,result to "bashing" and disagreement. Come what may, I don't give a hoot.I am not allergic to criticism or disagreement.

What am I talking about? I have highlighted bellow albeit modestly two careless acts that give you out knowingly or otherwise as a member of the Bat Group:
1. Sometimes when filling a form there is usually a section that requires you to tick/select your sex. If as a man you select "female",or as a woman you select "male", then there could be something amiss with you. You may be suffering from an identify crisis or you may have a mischievous tendency.
2. If,however,you failed to appropriately select your sex by leaving the box blank,then,basically,you meant by that careless act that you are sex-less( a harmophrodite).Meaning you belong with the like of Mr.Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner to the now infamous international Bat Group--neither bird nor animal. But in this case,not a man and not a woman. So what then are you? It also shows you have a bad intention in mind trying to deceive others.

There are some people who after going through this write up may laugh it off as a joke. And still there are some who may,as a matter of reaction,result to "bashing" and disagreement. Come what may, I don't give a hoot.I am not allergic to criticism or disagreement.

What am I talking about? I have highlighted bellow albeit modestly two careless acts that give you out knowingly or otherwise as a member of the Bat Group:
1. Sometimes when filling a form there is usually a section that requires you to tick/select your sex. If as a man you select "female",or as a woman you select "male", then there could be something amiss with you. You may be suffering from an identify crisis or you may have a mischievous tendency.
2. If,however,you failed to appropriately select your sex by leaving the box blank,then,basically,you meant by that careless act that you are sex-less( a harmophrodite).Meaning you belong with the like of Mr.Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner to the now infamous international Bat Group--neither bird nor animal. But in this case,not a man and not a woman. So what then are you? It also shows you have a bad intention in mind trying to deceive others.

There are some people who after going through this write up may laugh it off as a joke. And still there are some who may,as a matter of reaction,result to "bashing" and disagreement. Come what may, I don't give a hoot.I am not allergic to criticism or disagreement.

What am I talking about? I have highlighted bellow albeit modestly two careless acts that give you out knowingly or otherwise as a member of the Bat Group:
1. Sometimes when filling a form there is usually a section that requires you to tick/select your sex. If as a man you select "female",or as a woman you select "male", then there could be something amiss with you. You may be suffering from an identify crisis or you may have a mischievous tendency.
2. If,however,you failed to appropriately select your sex by leaving the box blank,then,basically,you meant by that careless act that you are sex-less( a harmophrodite).Meaning you belong with the like of Mr.Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner to the now infamous international Bat Group--neither bird nor animal. But in this case,not a man and not a woman. So what then are you? It also shows you have a bad intention in mind trying to deceive others.

SeX heals all wound except the libido of a woman.

Certainly 2,6,8
Unfortunately most women dont know how to cook!

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Hahaha! What is virginity n hw does it look like??

Grooming his son in politics in preparation for future take over. PMB does not truly learn from history. The great Zik of Africa,Awolowo,Ahmadu Bello,Olusegun Obasanjo etc where are their sons in the political mainstream of Nigeria? They all ran the country with d bliv dt their wards would succeed them. That did nt happen. Buhari continue in ur idiocy. You hv com like others n u will go like them.

ATMC:
Only God can help you. I can't deal. Seriously.

[quote][/quote]Thank u my siesta in the Lord for ur prAYEr. May d Lord help all of us.

Mogidi:
The Sole Administrator and de facto despotic ruler is wearing his dictatorial garb once again, more impunities would follow. This was what led to his sacking 18months into the job of being head of state.

The illiterate refuse to learn from history.

[quote][/quote]And those who do not learn frm history are condemned to fall into d pit of d past.

It is called suspension. He learnt it. Dt is y one leg dey down.

Akwoi wahala oo.
WSIG.

ECOTERRORS:
Nne I joro njo nwaanyi

Hahaha! Nne onuma n'esu gi Fgiv am We know one of our own she be sabo.

ECOTERRORS:
Nne I joro njo nwaanyi

Hahaha! Nne onuma n'esu gi Fgiv am We know one of our own she be sabo.

Rag Day is meant for students in the Facaulty of Begging. Such courses as...U know dem naa. Hahaha!

@Op: U still dey len?

@Op: How is ur wife? She don born?
What does it mean to b single because?

Ahmed0336:
ohhh fvck!!!!! Hbd seun

Repent and fvck no more!

Seun wat do u want for ur bday?

Time bomb.

Ok Seun, is it fvckin tru ur fvckin bday is tday? Ok fvckin wake me ap to fvckin send ya my fvckin bday gift.

Op by ur words i judge u.
1. U hv i-pass-my-nebor fone wey u no fit recharge. Whoever has ur number has ur yonder.
2.U r a hungry lady. Whoever has ur stomach has ur spinach.
3. U r naked. Whoever clothes u has ur clittoris.
4. U r olodo. Whoever does ur assignments has ur brains.

But i am glad that despite all this u still a virGIN!

I didn't watch d video bt i gave him a beta rev. See how i did it bellow.