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@Op: I must say that was a nice gurgitation coming out from an iniquitous nay ubiquitous APC supporter. A round of applause to him biko n! Having said that,howeva, letting a sleeping dog lie prostate nobi for d one wey purge dey worry like ur APC.

Somebody went to poo only to end up matching western $**t.

NL why una dey translate for me naa?

U feef me i feef u man no go fex.

At the arrival of money all insults shall disappear. Madam be wise;dnt mess up ur daughters for nothing. If u dnt know where to go come to Nigeria and i will show u a piece of land to cultivate and build i-pass-my-nebor house for u ur family. Yeye dey ooze!

Dear Yvonne,I read ur mind with a heart full of understanding and love. First,I must say that ur perception of Niaija men as beautiful liers is a compliment. Second,u hav only tested two Naija guys out of about one hundred million young and vibrant men. Therefore i disagree to ur submission that we r all liers. Third,may I use this opportunity to tell u that i am soberly in love with u. And to cap it all, Yvonne, will u marry me?

@Op:Ur granny don do ur home work for u naa. Oil well number FHW015. But u did nt tell us ur own age. If u must wait till she grads,as i want to bliv u will, then sofri dey mine her oil well make d well no go dry bfr 6 yrs time. Lolzzz .

You are already in and you are in for life. Abortion is not allowed. Don't abort ur marriage. Pray, when next he comes back if you cannot lay hand on his papers,pressurize him to leave his joystick behind. U would always need it

#ifwomenwerestates

Then I would fall in love with Southeastern states and become the minister of mmiri-ara exploration

Let's talk about legalization of gay marriage as a grievious offence and not sex on the rooftop. If couples like they may go traff in the moon it should nt be ur biz.

@OP:What sort of englisch speaketh thou? Your grammar dey smell. I got angry cos i could nt comprehend even a damned thing. I am sowie no offence

And above all else, avoid a HURRIED post with typological errors like this particular post. It is like a sweet porridge beans with tiny stones grating the teeth

Lamido is my paddy oo. Even though he has not paid me for a service well rendered to him at Birnin Kudu,Jigawa since 2011.

Henceforth any definition of politics that doesn't take into consideration what played out two days back at the NASS is incomplete. Call it foul or fair, there isnt morality in politics to a realist. Its idealists like the Lion of Bourdillon-Tinubu- who usually get "shocked" by unexpected outcomes in politics. Interest defined as power is the reason politicians behave the way they do. If you have a doubt go ask the realist Senator Saraki . The dude must have been reading Machiavelli's the Prince a lot of recent. While PDP members everywhere are popping champagne there are probably three persons from the opposing camp who aint smiling at all and these are Ogbonnaya Onu, Nwabueze Ngige and Governor Rochas Okorocha. They are sad because PDP has outsmarted them by clinching the post of Deputy Senate President thereby denying them (Southeast APC) the only opportunity of benefiting from the government they toiled for. No other post may go to the zone going by what we read in print. Except sanitation posts like cleaning and sweeping of Aso Rock. Hahaha! Chai... Diariss godu ooh!

RevDesmondJuju:

Ibo not sophisticated that's why they jealous us in osun cos we have best governor

Aregbe is best. Where is ojukwu? He run but Aregbe still in Nigeria that's why Aregbe is best







Jonathan pay Areg

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be our $20bn


Thnx

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Are u in kindergarten Onye ofe nmanu?

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F

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Don't forget to tell them that independence of Biafra is paramount to you PMB.









Mgbo piapukwa ha isi!

On the other revelation,I want to return #6.381000 million which I fraudulently got as a contractor supplying the APC brooms during the general election. Does anybody know how I will go about it cos I have repented of my money?

The hottest part in hell is reserved for you killers out dia. Hope shall rise again.

TinUbu dumbfounded? Come waitress give him one boh.


On the other revelation,I want to return #6.381000 million which I fraudulently got as a contractor supplying the APC brooms during the general election. Does anybody know how I will go about it cos I have repented of my money.

He must have read and understood Makavellian's The Prince.


"Not everything dat is counted counts,and not everything dat counts is counted."

@Op:why must you be discouraged? lt's too early to develop a cold feet if u askd me. Even though I'm not in support of her lyin about her age,count it as one. Carry on man . But,in a relationship u don't only see u observe as well.

Excuse him to the bedroom and give him a blow on his Dick instead.

The first poster above,you are a suspect. Are you sure you have a country of origin? Nigerian guys go wound you with their phallus.

APC and Buharia know what they are doing. Recall that there was an insinuation in some quarter that the President shouldn't move into the Rock until he has brought a team of experts from Israel to sniff the place. APC has the bliv that PDP has planted a bobby trap for Buharia. Julius Berger's renovation is a cover up to use their babalawo broom to sweep the Villa.#Fearofdeaththatis

GEJ my Hero


Buharia my Pillow

You dey for gate dey suffer heat n cold the chamoo dey him sofa for bedroom dey crack jokes wt his American prends for fone dey sip champ dey watch CNN. The next news we go hear be say the man don dress like amaria take boat cross lagoon enta Gabon. Suicide will b a nice opt.

Will the stoves run on water or do they burn endlessly? Or must the users have to queue up for kerosene?

emekadeboy

both the buyer and the seller are to blame....I don't drink wine



[color=#990000][/color]why?

[quote author=tonychristopher post=34108799]when you mean culture what do you mean


are u a non igbo trying to marry into igbo culture


try and be specific



maka ihe o gwara o




I am igbo. I was simply interrogating the man because we are from the same village and I discovered to my dislike that in my village they have two different lists. He was telling me why I shouldn't go far and marry wen I choose to do so.