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May d flying bullets of Boko Haram n ISIS be the portion of Obama!

Hahahahahaha. Are u seeing what am seeing ? Our presido is trying hard to blend by crossin legs. He is really really wont to copy Obama. Wen his blood go cease his legs go hear am ...

Gov. Anayoawusa Rocha$$ Okorochangi a.k.a. Maitumbi Tumbingiwa. Negotiation is meant for diplomats n technocrats n nt for politicians. It has notin to do wt being fluent or good in english.

myklangelo:
Are you sure that some of those girls wanted to be rescued?
Anya eji achu ego ugbu a na-atu ekwensu egwu.

Everything is now a means of making money.


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Afam4eva:
Once again Buhari has registered his resolve to be a no nonsense person and he reiterated that by taking what seemed as a jibe at the CBN governor for inviting Jim Ovia which means that Emefiele flouted the directive by the president not to invite any Nigerian business man for the occasion.

If indeed Emefiele was responsible foe the action accredited to him then i think he should be suspended by the president since the president is not empowered to remove him altogether.

I think such an action will go a long way to register it in the thick skulls of some of our politicians and civil servants that it's not business as usual. An order is an order and should not be flouted to favour certain interests.

Bias mods. Why must this thread make it to d market square? How n why?

Let us be fair in all dt we do here.

As for u Op, ur opinion is notin bt a putrid pot of concocted hatred spiced up wt bile. You hv nt hidden ur infantile behavior. Go n sit in cold water ok?

Adamsdelrio:
Everything you are about to read is absolutely true. I seriously need your advice on this issue before I do something I will regret

. I completed my academic recently and I traveled to my uncle's house, on his invitation to look for a job. My mother was against my journey to my uncle's house because she knew that his wife is going to cause me a lot of trouble. I didn't listen to her because I believe I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself in any unfavourable condition.


With great excitement, I arranged my things and headed straight for the longest journey of my life. We travelled for about 9-10hrs! I've never traveled that long. I got to my destination without any stress..


Don't let me bore you with a long story. Ever since I got here, it's been from one trouble to another with my uncle's wife. She complains about everything I do. If I touch anything in the house, she will surely has something bad to say about it. She's so over censorious about anything that concerns me in the house. Sometimes when I'm watching a programme on TV, she will just come and switch it off or change the channel. There are 3 functioning TV in the house but it's the one I'm watching that she likes tampering with.


There was a day she repeated the same thing and I became angry. I couldn't take it that day so I told her about what she's doing. She told me what I will never forget in a hurry that day. She said 'This is my house and I can do and undo'. I was angry that day and I talked back at her. She reported me to my uncle that day. I apologised to her without countering any of her lies because I don't want to disrespect my uncle by arguing with his wife at his presence.


She's been doing a lot of things to provoke me in the house but I always keep quiet. She's a very good liar and a troublemaker. She does all these things when her husband is not around and I don't want to report her to her husband because it's going to look as if I'm bringing trouble into the family. Please, I need your advice. How can I live peacefully with the woman?

To begin with,you r such a disobedient son. U didnt honor ur mother n u expect another woman to honor u. Guy,u r living in sky nine. Com down.

Again,u said u r a big boy. Really? A big boy does nt give a shit by visiting relatives. If u wanted to change environment as a big boy u should be able to cater fr urself.

Guy,be honest did u buy even a loaf of bread for ur aunt n family wen going to visit dem? Som women cannt fgiv u fr nt buying dem any stuff.

The woman is doing exactly wat many ladies who might be commenting here are doing n will do wen dey gt to dia hubby's home. They can b over protective n selfish wt food. And if u r a consumer like myself,den sorry is ur name.


From wat i gathered frm hrere ,such a woman can frame u up of hitting her or sexually assaultin her.

My advice: Pack ur boxers n slippers oya run bck to ur mama. No place like home u neva hear? But nobi de one weh deh leak sha.

If u no wan go bck,den expect OTAPIAPIA fr ur fud.
Goodluck!

Lolzz... The president of All Nigerians Peoples Congress ANPC. Wonder if dt is d nxt party dt will emerge after d break up of APC.


Just noticed their puppet tv station-the channels tv tried to edit dt video to expunge that section mr. President blundered during their 10pm news. Yeye.

Too many expectations and so much assistance from the United States of APC. Meanwhile,the APC-led govt are yet to inform us what is in it for America. Big masquerades no deh comot fr notin.

My Father in Holy High Heaven, may you neva fgiv me as ur son if I spend all my life here in Nigeria hearing tawa tawa,miyon miyon and biyon biyon without a kobo to show that I truly was here. It will b an unpardonable offence to my Father. Yes. Obu nnam murum. May biyon biyon be our portion in this country. Amen!

maxit2:
This is suppose to be funny ?
Guy may death visit your family in a gruesome way before the end of this month.
This girl is somebody's daughter. Her mom is already half dead cos of this issue and all you see is wasted p..ssy ?
Shame on you.

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This ain't cool sam sam. Dude u need a councillor. Right about now!

maxit2:
Dude learn to write. Try utilising punctuation where needed.
You no make any sense you ugly beast from the north.

Jeez! With d manner una deh troweh insults n curses here eh, it s highly immirimious n suwegede nti mboh.

But dat guy no try wt his irritable vomit.

cornel00:
Zooolocrasy

Lolz.. You would make a gud govt teacher u know?

Chai i understand the plight n fears of the students. But i dont suppose that building speed bumbs on a dual carriages express way is the best way to go. They are simply creating unnecessary risks for the students and other road users most especially those traders by and stores by the road side.
Any vehicle coming from Lagos-Isihor or Ugbowo side that happens not to notice d bump ahead of time could via off the road ram into anybody or anything on its way. The students were not better advised at all. Pedestrian bridge would have been d ultimate.

Meanwhile,the second accident victim who was in a coma has gone in d early morning of tday. RIP to all.

EroticAngelina:
choi! Jesus wept

In what language?

Potitiri ...hudu...

Check out this picture and express yourself. What do you think? Who could have written such a thing?

Odi egwu! Blatant false news.

temitemi1:
We need someone who can play with boko haram heads n not some venomless snake! SMH for the general of snakes...

Hahahahahaha! She-cow head now or neva!

Deblow:
Stop publicizing this pls. Wen one's yam is big, he should eat it wt his hand covering it

Bro u spoke in parable. Is d poster lying? Trying to deceive?

emmynsikak:
Dude when will nigerians ever learn!!! Mtn no dy give anything free u gotta take it!!! Already rocked dem bleeps about 90gb with d new simple server

Pls man,hw may i rock wt u?

Only if I had taken my own drawing talent a lil further! Nna mehn dis one fine pass TS in for real. Op all d best oo.

Bluetooth2:
Everyone complained about Jonathan for the high level of corruption during his tenure. Unfortunately, the same people are complaining when Buhari decides to bring those corrupt guys to justice.

What exactly do Nigerians want ?

What an intelligent question! To be sure,most Nigerians dont know what they want. But Biafrans know whart they precisely want and that is freedom from a failed state;freedom from a country of suicide bombers,and freedom from born to rule mentality.

I have been hearing this expression "witch-hunting" often used on Nland. Can somebody wtout a brain mucor explain to me what dat means plz? Is our country infested with witches? If yes,who is a witch and who is a witch hunter?

It is exactly this their salaka n ranka dede kparakpor dat is d bane of d security challenges bedevilling d North. They are farmers yet hungry n famished. One pot-bellied old fool called Alhaji would just hold d entire community to ransom all converging at his gate every time wt a bowl at hand begging for daily bread. Ironically, we d southerners are feeding fat on food items produced in d north while d producers themselves are comfortable wt selling dia harvests tying dia money in dia waists and sleeping under a leaky kill-n-bury type of house.

How is this a piece of news ,huh Op? Have u suddenly got mucor growing in ur brain?

Why didnt she travel to Maiduguri to identify wt boko haram victims rather she's here walking on red carpet. Mgbo piapukwa unu isi!

Toks2008:
Exactly the point i made before this frustrated marrymee op started raining insults on me.

I just did a little findings on her profile page and realized how loosed or ignorant she has been opening a thread that says my vigina is on fire...now i see where her problem emaniated from.

FYI with this abusive nature of this marymee or op i bet she should be ready to remain single for life.

Hahaha! Easy bro. Here d e-war is real n blazing. The only armor against verbal bombs here seems to b hitting back wit ur punchlines or ignore such attacks n move on. That is wat i do myself.

judedwriter:
OK seriously, a witch is someone who uses negative supernatural powers to control the destinies of others. They have a very wide network which they use to monitor people. Their activities are in deep secrecy, NEVERTHELESS they exist and cause a lot of harm, damages and destruction to many. U dig?

Now you hav spoken intelligently. I dig!

judedwriter:
OK seriously, a witch is someone who uses negative supernatural powers to control the destinies of others. They have a very wide network which they use to monitor people. Their activities are in deep secrecy, NEVERTHELESS they exist and cause a lot of harm, damages and destruction to many. U dig?

Now you hav spoken intelligently. I dig!

judedwriter:
dat person or woman who presses u down on ur bed while u struggle to say jeessssusss

Now i am getting confused d more. Who am i to bliv now u or d oda who says a witch is someone who sells paints n tiles?
Wen we were growing up i used to press my siblings with d pillow on d bed n they struggled wt me. Does dt mean i am...?