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Buhari is quarantined and to see him you must wear latex gloves and nose mask before any one can access him. These Buhari people are very dump. They denied the report but added that Buhari is recuperating. Recuperating from what now? Diarrhea?

A book that was written with every ink flowing with prejudice and bias can not be taken seriously. Your impression of the said book even betrayed your unabashed and unhidden dislike and displeasure for GEJ. A journalist has written, it is left for us historians to put pen to paper and say it as it should be from historical point of view with minimal or no subjectivity.

His physicians advised him to hand over power to his vice and attend to his failing health but Lai came to the media and lied that Bubu was advised to take things slowly like a porcupine. Anumpam.


Slow death

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."
~ Abraham Lincoln


Why does President Muhammadu Buhari, the GCFR of Nigeria find it so difficult to hand over power to his fellow Change agent Prof. Osinbajo so as to have time to look after himself at Daura? If he can not do it to a fellow party man, can we trust he will hand over power to an opposition in 2019?

Afonjas

and


Banza Bokwais no go like this one.

Whenever I see BLoOD... GOD should come real quick.

One day...


Sandra will..


Come for...




A serious REVENGE...


For all the snakes that are being killed and dished on NL.

blueto:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/fg-sacks-top-civil-servants-over-employment-racketeering-minister/

Lai ima ka esi atu asi ofuma

My visit to traffic light where the ugly incidence happened brought down tears and made me to lose appetite for the remaining days of this year. Whoever recorded this video you must be heartless!

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

You need a better adviser Seun. You are getting it all wrong. Nairaland forum is no longer a nigerian thing. It has gone global like Facebook and others. The owner of Facebook wont even dare to utter this thrash cos it is against the principles of self determination and freedom of xpression. You are just being bigoted n ill informed.

vivianblog1:

Dem and London. Dont deh ever go to Saudi to chill except for pilgrimage? Our muslim brodas from the north love to travel to UK n US where deh will view halfnude babes rather than go to Saudi where body deh inside veils. They r deceiving us using sharia law in d north. Muchw!!!!

FlirtyKaren:
Heavily pregnant Mercy Johnson shared the photos on her IG page and said:

My friend says let's pick up d kids an hour early from school for games, I told her bad idea cus she will run and be tired. hush, I was so rite. lol



After the cut are more pics of Mercy's friend with the kids before she almost fainted..


https://www.instagram.com/p/_FExPvSkGP/

Mercy J pls, biko, dan allah, watch over ur kids n beware of prowling kidnappers. I no understand why somebody go picture ur pikin dem for their playground. Mercy J see hawk egbe dont allow dem to swoop.

EroticAngelina:
wetin do am?

There is something about it. Lol... Buhari should brobe it. In igbo "3rotic" means " '3rotu' - to $₹x.

Orikinla:
. You are another idiot. You don't even know her enough to defend her. She had PhD at what age? So? Her very rich parents could afford to send her to the best schools in the world. My own parents were poor, but at 21 I was a project consultant of Johns' Hopkins' University's Population Communication Services in Nigeria through the USAID and at 25, was a national program consultant for UNICEF. And today, I have a national girls education project for the education of over 6.4 million underprivileged girls out of school in Nigeria. What has Mrs. Okonjo-Iweala done for her poor people in Delta State and Abia State (her husband is from my mother's village in Umuahia)?

and u hav just demonstrated another cerebral deficiency by taking a pill over another's bullshit of a headache. Here isnt where u should reel out ur profile. So uncalled for and uncanny of u. Poverty is a relative term so u best understand wat u meAn by saying ur parents were poor yet.... That u hv not personally benefited from Prof. Okonjo iweala doesn't warrant u to speAk for others. I hv also not benefitd from her directly but as a several times holder of political offices, i can claim dat i hv benefited from her one way or another. Did u just call me an idiot? Haha.ha ! Thank u for d wonderful compliment.

doctokwus:
Another over rated ph.D holder giving another uttely repugnant defence to cover her crass incompetence and complicity in the ra pe of our national treasury.

It is obvious u cant swallow her guts. Her defence pricks u like devil beans all over the body. U left the issue she raised and attackd her personality. At ur age she was already a Ph.d.holder. What r u? If Oshomohle thinks he has evidence let him go to court and stop being lousy.

Daily12:
This might sound obscene to some people, as i do not intend to hurt anyone feelings but i seriously need help. I dont know if i can continue this or not. But i would be short and straight, and i hope you guys can help me. Please

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I married my wife 2 years ago and we were very young. Our parents kind of forced us into it. My dad said i must marry her so that he can cement his friendship and contract with her father. Her own Mum told her she must marry me so that the family business would continue and the name stands since its a joint venture. So, technically, our parents used us both for business! I was only 23 she was just 19 approaching 20. She was 20 the Sunday after our wedding. That is not really the problem here, the problem is I enjoy seeing my wife in pain! It turns me on when she cries or she is sad. It makes me feel closer to her.

And as a result of this, Sometimes i deliberately do things to hurt her feelings. I scold her at every opportunity! I pick a fault in her every action. I complain about everything. I even condemn whatever she does just so she can feel bad and possibly cry. That is my intention. It has become like a drug and i'm an addict. I cannot stay without it.

In fact, sex is not what i want even when we have sex i am aggressive and mean so she can feel excessive pain. It suppose to bother me but it doesn't, it makes me feel happy.

Long story short, I think i am not normal or maybe its a fetish i don;t know but whatever this is, my wife is at the receiving end of it and she is receiving the bad side. Please mature persons, i need your advice. Divorce is impossible, our parents would disown us. so that is why she is still around and i am not surprised she did not file for divorce or report my wicked actions. She is just "Swallowing It" because her father might just disown her or cut her off from his expenses. And same applies to me, i am starting to love her and i dont want to keep on hurting her and i was thinking of ending the marriage so she finds someone better but my mum said she must not hear it and i know my dad wont find it funny. So its impossible to separate from each other and its somehow impossible for the pain she is going through to stop because I am the pain, and i want to fix this.

Thank You all.

S.ex heals all wound except the folly of an erratic husband. Mr. Hurtturnsmeon
plz the only advice i will drop here for you is, try and buy yourself a good Bible, read it daily and always invite your family to pray together. There is nothing wrong with you in you and by you. You are simply been wicked and allowing the devil room to destroy your wife, ur family & then finally destroy u as the head of d family. There is no crying once the head is off. Behold ur wife, love her and protect her. U might not know how much u love her now until she is gone. Get sense my brother. All the best.

cocoberry:
Go joor, who's talking about Ego here? U know how stressful it is going to bank to do transaction.

Haba! Be kind, be gentle. Dont be hard n harsh on me plz. Where are u asking me to go to? Sambisa forest?

Sisiedo:
Hello career Men and Women in the house. I seriously need your guide on this. Non career Men and women are also welcome provided you're vast in the area of administration.

Lawyers and Accountants in the house, you're welcome. Lalasticlala, Mr. Jarus please honour me with your time.

I created a new ID for this purpose not because I want to hide my identity from fellow forumite but from my siblings and a colleague and an ex-colleague who are aware of my membership and regular commenter here.

I work with a private company were corruption, back biting and witch hunting is the order of the day. Am not here to talk about the corruption aspect but the witch hunting and back biting. This happens if you don't belong to their clique.

If I told you I am angry and feel like exploding I won't be far from the truth.

Aside previous issues which I don't want to go into, it started towards the end of last month (November). I forwarded the soft copies of our salary schedule to the bank after the account department have gone to the bank with the cheque and hard copies for our November salary to be credited into our various accounts.

Over 24hours later, alert were not forth coming; of which payment due date was the same day the documents was sent to the bank. Our account officer was contacted and he said the bank was having network issues.


The next day, our accountant came to me and asked me to forward the soft copy to another receipiant saying the former receipiant was on leave. This I tried to do with the system but was unsuccessful due to bad network. Due to the urgency of the matter, I resorted to using my phone. I opened my sent folder and did the forwarding and it went on the first click.

I later left the office for breakfast. I was in the middle of it when my phones started buzzing. I was confused and alert on what could make 3different people be calling me at the same time. I decided to pick the most senior (position) persons own. He asked me to come to the office immediately that my immediate boss seeks my presence, this I oblige. I picked the next, she said same. I left my food for my colleague I went out with to bring it down to the office for me.

On getting to the office, I met the accountant at the entrance of my own office furious; she asked to know the month(salary) I forwarded to the bank. I don't understand I responded! Still furious, she told me I sent October instead of November. At this state I was confuse and was trying to confirm her assertion by checking my sent folder. She was still vibrating and saying all manners of things I can't remember. I kept her quite because I don't want to involve her in a show of shame and secondly she have a speech defect (stammerer). It got to a point her presence beside me and her noise became irritating. I shut her up; asking her to stop raising her voice on me and that I am not a kid. This actually worked because she kept quite and left for her office.

I was able to access my sent folder after countless refresh. Behold, it was actually October I sent . The head of management requested I print both October and November schedule for him. This I did. Maybe they went to the bank with it, I don't know.

A circular was released informing staff that a mistake was made in the schedule sent to the bank and will be rectified in December salary were credit or debit should be expected.

Minutes later, I was issued a query. Worthy of mention is that "I sent October salary schedule instead of November to the bank thereby causing embarrassment to staff and management and that I should explain why disciplinary action should not be taken against me for the serious mistake"

I replied thus "that I had diffulties using the system due to bad network and had to use my phone to forward the mail. Unknown to me that october schedule was the last item on the sent folder and I forwarded same without refreshing. And that I acknowledge my mistake and take responsibilities for the EMBARRASMENT my action has caused"

Just yesterday, the accountant called me asking if I have received a letter from my immediate boss, I told her no. She said OK and that I should expect one. And that I was being asked to pay for the over credit some staff got. She added that the head of management insisted on it even after she and my immediate boss kicked against it (washy).


Though am still expecting the letter, I was able to get access to my file and the comment reads "she take responsibilities for (as indicated in her last paragraph) so be it!
mmmm, now, ladies and gentlemen, please analyse and tell me how to react upon receiving the letter. Is their decision legal and morally right? Thanks for taking your time to read the long epistle. I await your comments and directions.

You dont deserve to be pardoned judging by the utter arrogance u displayed towards your colleague. U need to go back to sch.Ur english is poor

xtervaganza:
From your write up and looking for enemy where there's none, I can safely say you're incredibly arrogant


You asked someone who was trying to show you your error to shut up? How classy of you



And then you claim people hate you and back bite you in your office



Kontunu ooo

My brother thank you for pointing this out. What an incompetent lady! She doesn't deserve to be pardoned. Poor english and wrong spellings.

Keneking:
Ok

- I can assure you that you would not be responsible for any excess or surcharge for the last payment to any employee.Your immediate boss or line manager would be queried.

- Expect a graded warning letter from HR.

- I see nothing wrong in accepting responsibility for the human error. However, your competence is really in doubt judging by the language of your write-up.

- Are you a qualified finance officer or manager?

- I expect you to modify the schedule as soon as possible so that management can see the extent of liability and plan how to remedy.

- I disagree that the October payroll would be higher than November especially if you consider bonus and 13th month payments.

My brother you just stated exactly what was going on in my mind. Talk of spelling errors and poor english. An embodiment of incompetence she must be!

cocoberry:
I just love my Token! Banking made easy! Going to d Bank is tiring

Do u have a vault inside ur crib stuffed with ego?

Uwazuruike has sold out. His bodyguards keep harassing and intimidating fellow Biafrans who walk pass through his villa mansion. I am still setting up my own broadcasting gadgets and i shall be more digitally brutal and so revealing when we finally go on air. LLRBiafra. Long live Nnamdi KK.

cuvox:
CULLED FROM: Kanu detained in the interest of peace FG tells court

SOURCE: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/kanu-detained-in-the-interest-of-peace-fg-tells-court/

Federal government is still denying the killing of about 100 soldiers in the NE by the Boko Haram insurgents simply because the greater number of the killed officers came from SE/SS.

TechRev:
IPOB leader ‎Nnamdi Kanu has asked Justice Adeniyi Ademola, of the Federal High Court, Abuja, to set aside an ex-parte order procured by the Department of State Services (DSS) to keep him in detention, and also grant him bail.
Vincent Obetta, Kanu’s counsel, urged the court to grant him three reliefs.
According to TheCable, one of the reliefs was that the court admit his client to bail, and that ‎it should strike out the charge of terrorism against him.

The DSS had procured an ex parte order from the federal high court‎ granting it permission to hold the director of Radio Biafra for 90 days. This was ‎after a chief magistrate court in Abuja granted him bail.

Obetta argued that Kanu had perfected his bail conditions as of October 21, six days after he was arraigned,‎ but the DSS refused to release him.
He, therefore, asked the court to set aside the order granting the DSS permission to keep Kanu in detention for 90 days, and grant him bail.

Obetta also pointed out that the DSS flouted the order of the magistrate court and “abused court process” by running to the high court to procure an order to keep his client in detention.
‎M. U. Ndakwo, the DSS counsel, was unable to respond to Obetta’s argument as Ademola, the judge, called for an adjournment.
The case was then adjourned to December 14.

https://www.today.ng/news/national/49052/ipob-leader-kanu-begs-court-to-order-his-release-from-dss-custody

There are many Nnamdi Kanus in Igboland who are ready to continue from where he stopped. I ,for one, am ready to stake my life for The Course. In Biafra we stand.

crazysaint:
I will not write any long story, I will just move to the point. Please advice me on what to do. I and my girlfriend went to the same school, coincidentally happen do the same course. But due to her physical disability she had to stop schooling. Because she's unable to walk, she has been on wheel chair for almost 2years now. She wasn't born lame, I didn't even meet her on this condition . She had an accident which claim so many lives but she was lucky to be among those who survive, but the accident live her on a critical state, her legs bones were crush in fact no toes, no legs in her now, and there's no way she will be walking again, she doesn't look like her old self anymore. once a beautiful lady, now looking so old. I hate to see her this way. Not that because she's now lame, maybe crawling that make me to hate her, I love her so much, I have endure her for this two years, show her love, push her around on wheel chair, just to make her happy, but still she's still sad, even when the parent, plead with her to go back to school, she said she's not going back, that her life has been mess up forever, I told her that people still went to school on wheel chair, after all everyone knows you were not born like this., she said "that's theirs, I am me, I know how am feeling nothing in life sweet me anymore" This afternoon when I return from church, she called me to come over to her place, I suspend the what I was doing and went. Wen I got there she start telling me something I thought I was hearing in dream. "You have try for me, but I don't want to be hurt, could it been I was not disable may be I would have believe you truly love me. Don't tell me in this my condition you still love me, I know you fake it, just to make me feel among, but I knew you don't have iota love in your heart for me, I appreciate whatever you do to me all this year's, let end it all today" I was lost for words, I didn't say anything. Why will she think I don't love her, after all the shame I receive on her head and bashing from my friends still I quit not. Is this not enough prove that I love her?
Why will she think and toiling with her emotion?

Op provide her with ability. You are suffering from head-hunting.

Where precisely is their battle ground and which telecom gave the first f'vck Op?

There is this important inegligible warning-cum-advice powerfully inscribed on every medecine package
and it reads, "if the symptoms persist after 3 days pls consult your doctor. And I dare add,consult your pastor,or your herbalist,or your witchdoctor, or the skeleton in your cupboard, or yourself. Yes. It matters not who or what you consult as long as you consult. Just consult any oracle that you feel can provide both answers and solutions to your fears and bewilderments. But as for me and my family,we will always consult Jevovah Yahweh. But this is not what this topic is about. What am I talking about then? Well,there is this good old friend of mine and he once told me that to learn how his gf conducts herself, he used to intentionally choose to annoy her in order to decipher the other side of her. "It can reveal alot of things you may never get to know about her",he has said. Well,there is a sense in what my friend has said and I told him so. In addition, I suggested that it is also useful for any guy who is relating with a particular girl to occasionally engage in an indoor game with her. Now I sense somebody's mind has suddenly gone 'naughty'. Hahaha, c'mon mehn, spoilt you! But it is not what you are thinking. By an indoor game I do not here imply bedroom game or hide-n-seek silly game. No. I mean real games such as the Scrabble (my fav); Chess, for those who can chase;Ludo,for those who can 'kill' and cards. Now,while in that,ensure that you thrash her at least 5-nil and then top it up with a dose of raucous and jeering laughter and observe closely her reactions. The object of this is to decipher the other side of her. It is very important. Some girls cant take a humiliating defeat and hot temper does not take long to erupt. What you see is what it is. Now,why am I saying all these you might want to ask? Well it is nothing other than the bewilderment of the fact that my young and peaceless neighbour's live-in lover has broken 3 Tellies and got a proposal from her bf. Not as if it is a marriage proposal but a chest-beating sort of assurance to her that he would replace it in a fortnight. Hahaha! Devil is a lier. Guys we deh f.up shaa! Wataguan! He bought the first telly and she broke it. He bought the second and she destroyed it. And just last night a 42-inch Plasma tv my guy sweated to claim, was splintered by his gf. Again and again and again! Show! Recall the professional advice above that, "if the symptoms persist after 3 days consult...."? Now, tell me, are some guys not a bunch of mess with regard to their dealings with dem gals? Sadly enough, this dude will only scream and after swallowing a sputum of kiss carries on like never before. Give this girl a red card; extricate yourself from her and give her a chase. No way. He's deeply in a mess of love and tipsy like a slice of bread dipped in hot tea. They are only in a relationship abi na fun-i-cation and their case be like this. By the time they get to the thresholds of marriage- i can see it coming- one day the girl will have nothing left for her to break but her weak guy. After 3 'breakages', the dude has consulted nobody but me. Ask me, what can I do in this curious case when the smoke of love is still exuding from the chimney of his head and seems to inflame his eyes? What can I do?

lolaxavier:
Update:

South West Coordinator, National Emergency Management Agency, Mr. Ibrahim Farinloye, confrimed that there was an explosion inside a locked beer parlour that is yet to open toady at Oworonsoki, inward Mayaki, Lagos State.

He said four people including a girl were injured and had been rushed to Afolabi Hospital for treatment.

“Fire service and police are trying to find out the cause of the explosion as the shop was locked at the time of explosion.

“Crowd are greatly impeding emergency works.

“We call on the crowd to leave the area entirely. The explosion partly affected a building next to the beer parlour,” he said.

More details later...

http://www.punchng.com/news/explosion-kills-four-in-oworonsoki-lagos/

Photo credit:Sahara Reporters Media
http://saharareporters.com/2015/10/11/five-injured-explosion-hits-beer-parlor-lagos

Perhaps Boko Haram has begun to brew explosives as beers. Let all beer consumers beware !!!