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Waoh! Can't believe Drake could rap in & finally raped Yoruba language!

Hahaha...Bazinga dat looks like a snake but resembles ur joystick in comeliness.

Who is a witch pls?

Am sowie @ OP, all i see na marykay's faces. I do natural.

Next page pls.

Bollove:
tis not about peace or violence ...
It is about taking charge and let your babe realise when to draw the line

tis not about this babe but other babes will still treat you same way if you are behaving like this !!!

Bollove:
tis not about peace or violence ...
It is about taking charge and let your babe realise when to draw the line

tis not about this babe but other babes will still treat you same way if you are behaving like this !!!

Bollove:
tis not about peace or violence ...
It is about taking charge and let your babe realise when to draw the line

tis not about this babe but other babes will still treat you same way if you are behaving like this !!!

My dear bin in charge includes wateva u as a guy can do in a situation such d this to defuse tension fr peace sake. Mind u my reaction was directed to d question posed by the OP in d opening of dis thread wch asked to know weda two lovers can hv a misunderstanding and if yes hw can dey handle it.

niceguy4:
...... how can your girlfriend ask you to excuse her to answer a call.... even in your own room.... na God dey call her?

My broda that is to tell u how some ladies head contain notin bt water. She came for a visit oo. Dey oprss me fr my crib.

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Bollove:
That is not maturity .... that is dulling !!

U may be right,bt i am not a man of violence. I am peaceful. But he who laffs last laffs beta n bst. I am d one laffin now. So am i dullin now?

The first misunderstanding i had wt my gal came in d form of an insult--a grave one at dt. Imaging ur gal telling u to ur face in self defense after bin found out cheating on u dt "I love u bt i love him more. I am more happier wt him bla bla .." Or d day she asked me to excuse her in my own room to answer a call! Up till tday she hails me for bin d best guy she has ever gone out wt. Any oda guy could hv beaten her up in dos instances bt i applied understandin n maturity. Today i am d one doing shakara as she has gone round and back again begging. I am comfortable now bin lonely bt nt alone
until d one meets wt me. Dnt know where n wen. In a nutshell,wisdom maturity n understanding are vital in any relationship. Ulo udo di onye ndidi biya. That is, in any peaceful home there's someone who puts in maximum sacrifices.

@anonymous Op:have no fear. When another lady who is much hollier dan u handles ur husband u will be begging frm ur papa house to blow not only his penis but his anus. Why cant u enjoy ur marriage for sex sake? The hottest part in hell is for mofo like u.

whitewitch:
...d 3rd will u accepting to legalise gay in nigeria, D 4rd day will b u returning home and plane crash 4rm thunda 4rm heaven.

[quote]Amen! Amen! Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhow u like spend it,non of my lucrative sh** business. But any day gay bullshit is legalized in this our great nation Nigeria,this country will lose my patriotism and feel my animalism. Boko Haram na small tin compared to wat will hit Mrs. Flora Shaw's ass from the Southeast region. Buhari beware of America biko. Dan Allah.

Our news paper houses are seriously living up to their expectations which is invention of lies cast as news. They drop garbage on us every time. Hence we keep hearing refutals from a govt which unfortunately lacks bearing and therefore no direction.

@OP: You wicked oo. No viewer's discretion inserted. See now i have thrown up.
Mai tumbi like u!

Have u eaten? is a question that requires have u eaten as an answer. Just like hello-hello.

Just my tot douh.

We were not expecting you Sir to admit it. Even siamese twins deh get rift how much more two different men running for a low-hanging fruit!

Senate President while casting his stone will be like "to all my political foes in APC dieeehhhh"


Hahaha!

Why won't PMB comply with the court order doesn't he know that so many international cameras are beaming on him directly in zoomlens? He bit more than he can chew when he made those historical promises like making #1=$1!

Where are the tech-wizs in tha building diagnose this plz.

Lately I have just noticed to my utter disbelief that I can browse freely using my MTN line. That is without money and without mb. Even as i am typing this it works . But My confusion is that while I can access Nairaland and some other sites,I cannot equally access the Facebook. I thought it had to do with my version of installed Facebook so I boycotted it and went through the Google. Interestingly it opened but I could not browse further than that:It could neither open my msgs nor allow me to chat or even post a comment. It simply could not browse further except launching my homepage. Shikena.

So please NLanders what do u think is the reason?

Note: I can access my Facebook fine with money n mb on my phone. However, i experience trouble only wifh this MTN free' browsing which I dont know whether i am the only beneficiary.

Congrats Oliseh! Welcome to d great task ahead of u. After having listened to ur interview on Brilla889 prior to ur appointment. U seemed to understand wat it mins to coach the Super Eagles. Hence, i promise u a sachet of ice block on ur head if u fail to qualify us for the next nations mundial.

Hahahahahaha. That is called Omere nne na nwa nkizuzu n'ala igbo. Mgbọ piapukwa ha isi ! Ndi ara!

This is concerned with the serious issue of dropping some urine on ur underwear after urinating. When something that used not to happen begins to happen,then curiosity must give rise to questions that beget answers. It was about 3 months ago I became troubled by the novel experience of having my underwear stained with drops of urine after urination. Even after vigorously shaking any excess off after i pull up my underwear I see a small spot of urine appear throught my underwear . It was frustrating and embarrassing too. Not any taking chances,( I thank God for the internet) I consulted two invisible urologists on the internet. I asked each of them and said, "Doctor,what causes dripping after urination and what are the health implications? The replies which I got came in different words but not disimilar answers. Bellow is the summary of the information i got from the both of them:
1. It's not what you think it's. That fear of,omo,ebe laik say i don contract... I first reason am laik dat too. It's not unusual for men and women to leak a bit of urine after they think they have finished urinating hence they wear pants. However,...
2. A survey(na Oyibo survey) has shown that 40% of all men and women over 40 have this problem. Therefore its more unusual in young people say 18. But i neva reach 40 naa!
3. Causes: the male urethra is shaped like an S. If a little urine collects in the upper curve,it might delay and then drips out afterwards. Again,it has to do with the weakening of the muscles that control urine flow.
4. Prescriptions:try 'milking' the urethra after urinating. That is,moving ur finger upwards the urethra wch is close to ur anus. Practice Kegel exercises (google this for more info)for a few months to tone up the strength of those muscles. Use a stall (i suggest bush) and TP (tissue paper) if u know you're going to drop a little.
5. If these no work for you,omo,your case dey for Oosa roots n herbs. Go see ur doctor that is.

Note: I am applying the above prescriptions and true there is God uu .How i go dey carry TP like ladies.
Thank you and I wish you Goodluck.

Sources:
The NetDoctor Medical Team and WebMD--Health A-Z.

Baawaa:
The Returning officer made it worse

Baawaa:
The Returning officer made it worse

Baawaa:
The Returning officer made it worse

And Wike made it WORST by emerging the winner

How many rounds to go? Na marathon sex?

Sulking APC members since 29 May 2015AD. PDP won't trade the position of the deputy senate presidency for any other,because it is more strategic and influential with regard to 2019 than the position of the SGF. The presence of Sen. Ekwerenmadu is causing the APC members sleepless night and it is gnawing at their testicles and churning their stomaches.

Na tday, una neva see any thing. Business ministries called churches here n there. Those who attend ministries other than the Catholic and Apostolic Church are only increasing their spiritual sorrows.



If u quote me,then u agree wt me simple n true.

Call them BH. Let any killing anywhere henceforth be termed terrorism and suspects be treated as such.


Lubish!

No question asked by anybody is foolish in the eyes of someone like me trained to be a moving question mark. My answer to ur questions here be say my people want every hand wey be like dat of Esau comot for where Senator Ekwerenmadu dey. At least we know wat we want as a people unlike some people in a certain region.