₦airaland Forum

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/09/25/kidnappers-shoot-bizman-after-collecting-n30m-ransom/

Let the SW states tow the same policy line adopted by Imo and Anambra states against kidnapping and kidnappers. Destroy them and all their properties.

Utchgirl:
U dnt look down on womenfolk bt u hv jus contradicted urself by creating a thread of dis nature.

And as I said it is your perception nne. Have you thought it this way: between the creator of this thread and those for whom the thread was created who is to be looked down on? Certainly it is the thread creator. But you dont judge like that. This thread has not diminished your womanhood in any way.

5minsmadness:
Ah sir, these are small issues o. This is just a preamble to know whether I qualify for the position or whether I shouldn't bother applying. Inasmuch as you are seeking quality I am seeking quality as well. If you can answer at least some of the questions it would be very helpful.

Thanks sir.

You still did not tell me if u are a man or woman. Anyway,

Where u are coming frm isnt the problem. The problem is what character are U bringing frm there: animus
dominandi? I am not inexperienced in domestic chores and i am not lazy either. The watchword is help each other. On finances,my father used to say that any man his wife feeds will sooner than later lose his headship of the family. But then that is nt to say the woman should be tightfisted or indulge in battle of the sexes in the sense that wat belongs to the man belongs to all of us but wat belongs to her is hers. My inlaws family is my second family. Visiting is as determined by necessities. I drink once or twice in a month. 2 bottles at most does it for me.
I dont smoke. Cant even stand the stench.
No health issue whatsoever.
AA gene.
Children can come in at least 6 moon after settling down. God has d final say. 4 little buggers is the ideal thing.

Utchgirl:
D way and manner some guys are taking women dis days makes me me 2 wonder if God created eve by mistake.


All d same, I'm happy 2 be a woman.

It depends on how you perceive it. I dont look down on womenfolk. Be proud of your sex.

5minsmadness:
Op would u consider an urhobo woman?

Also what are your views in helping the wife in the home and in use of finances, also your views on her visiting home at least twice a year.

How many times a week do you drink?

Do you smoke?

Do you have any prior health issues?

What is your genotype?

Would also like to know how soon you intend children to come into the picture and how many of the little buggers you intend on having.

Thank you in anticipation of a favourable reply.

I certainly like the issues you raised here. These are not issues to be discussed here. Besides, your sex is not known and i cant discuss with you like that.

Utchgirl:
Chai !


Umunwanyi atago afufu !

lol. Why? How Utchgirl?
Kedu afufu obu nne?

A vibrant and promising young Nigerian man in his early thirties,chocolate in complexion,average in height,fun to be with,working and studying (postgraduate) is looking for a
suitably qualified attractive woman to fill a vacancy in his life.
* no experience needed please but must be ready to learn
* the interested lady must not be above 31 and not below 25
* must possess Bsc/BA in any field. Msc or phd will be a plus.
* must come from SE/SS and must be ready to settle down ASAP. Ability to speak Igbo & English fluently will be a plus

* must be a practising Christian. A catholic will be a plus

* must know how to cook wella especially Igbo cuisine. And must be a keeper of an open house. My visitors must not come and go hungry and angry.
Any interested woman who meets the above requirement s and more can indicate her interest here or email me.

chesterlee:
http://dailypost.ng/2015/09/06/asset-declaration-buharis-undisclosed-share-at-panalpina-world-transport-raises-controversy/

Those undeveloped plots are not ordinary plots of lands but oil wells. Quote me later.

Hilarious hilarity that was. BabaShola so it was u was that pleading Maigaskia for leniency huh?

Op I thank you for the title of this post. You hv mischievously contributed to the already blazing popularity of Biafra Republic throug this. Long live Nigeria! But the country called Biafra is no longer a dream. It is an emperical reality.

The APC is a broom-wielding party but every state in the country including the Center has not been swept since May 28,2015. Let the sweeping begin within with Amaechi. Sharia them all!!!!

princdebola201:
At times I laugh at the stupidity of My Biafra brothers,they have being wailing for Biafra since their ancestors failed in the mission..they keep chasing shadows, and dreaming in a fantasyland, they hungry ones that re frusutrated with their life situations in nigeria cry cry and cry every day for Biafra,

senator emeka sits in the chambers and recieves allocations on belhalf of the flats heads, he establish business in Lagos,portharcourt and abuja leaving the erosion Land to languish in poverty

alhaji chukwu is in abuja straffing oloshos in Gwagwalada

Chioma elvis is somewhere in Lagos working hard in prostitution Business which eventually paid off she was later crowned the president of all prostitutes in nigeria
What an achievement..


Eze, ayotanze, uche re in asia prisons waiting for the day they will face firing squad for drug peddling

Mama nkechi is the president of okirika bend down select in Lagos working hard to fend for children cos Oyel allocation money no their side


Chibuzor and nnamdi re hawking galla and lacasera in lagos traffic like their Life depends on it

Chidioke and chima re in an unknown location in Alaba doing piracy business

Chinua and chigozie re busy spending millions for shipping in containers of fake drugs,expired products, counterfeit goods and payed for tax at the End of the day they re being busted and burnt by Ndlea and nafdac

E.T.C


I will never take the Biafra wailers serious until they take these steps

1..Recall all senators in the house of rep and assembly

2... Their governors should stop receiving allocation from federal govt

3.. All the biafruad citizens world wide should all return to their erosion ravaged Landlocked Land of south east

4... Their leaders should take a bold step and fight for reffrendum

5... They should chase away all security operatives and nigerian banks in their erosion ravaged Land

6..Namudi kano the online warrior should relocate to nigeria and fight for the course of Biafra


if all these steps re being taken then we nigerians will start taking you Flat heads with flat brain serious

And you have just added your own unadulterated,ofenmanu stupidity by sparing your useless time to add to the already blazing popularity of Biafra Republic. Everything seems like a joke. Even d Nigerian state n her leaders look like a joke but they are really serious. So is Biafra:a joke that is practically real. Oga eme unu vum n'anya!!!!

goldenvicky:
I have bin dating dis guy for close to a year now,and I knw dat we truly love eachoda.We are both in our early twenties and atimes he do tell me dat he cant promise me marriage cos he knws dat I can't wait for him cos am a lady.Dis evening,one discussion led to d oda and he told me dat he can't marry any lady dat he's dating at dis stage in his life.I was very angry cos I felt dat he's jst using me to satisfy himself nd he made me feel worthless.I want to brk up frm d relationship even though I knw it will be painful to me,bt I jst feel dat der's no nid bin in a relationship dat has got no future.Pls am I taking it too far,ur advices re needed pls

Remove the ignoble mentality that he's using u. Are u a tissue paper? Why do u gals like to assume that only guys suffer congi? Na dis same mentality deh bring about rape allegations by gals. Bullshit! If u r looking fr a potential hubby then leav ur guy alone cos he has told u now he is not thinking along dt line yet. Bleep off! No body is using u except urself.

Bia Op, I fink u r as confused as Bruce J himself by referring to him as she. What makes him a she na his fixed boobs or missing p.enis? Your task is to go find out the appropriate pronoun to use to describe a harmo like BJ.

chocolateme:
A guy will go after a lady he loves and woo her, but the lady seems not to be so into the guy. Instead of him to take s bow and back off, he will turn the whole thing into a scenario beyond belief.
He will rain insults, curses and abuses on the lady, Na by force?
He will ask if na GOLD she carry for waist. He will blame himself for been so low asking her out and other negativities that comes with it.
Last shot, the following day, you will see this same guy running after the same chick with world class apologies and how he thought he could handle himself without her but couldn't stop thinking of her. How he wishes to love her forever..
Guys, you are so guilty of that, so why do you always go back to her? After all your gra gra?

Guys deh go back to check whether the hard-to-get boo don com out of her bloody period wey deh make her deh feel "i am not-in d-mood now"

Op,they have put men in the moon,when will they put one in ur life?

FG please come to our rescue in Imo State. The state of the State under Maitumbi Roch-a$$ Okorochance needs urgent conversion if not to bond but at least to something not short of deliverance. The APC is a broom-wielding party but almost all APC-LED States including the Center have not been swept since May 28,2015. Now that we are in the seAson of rain and our national roof is leaking perhaps the Umbrella might be the only answer again.

zicoraads:
It doesn't matter who has done what. It is wrong for people to go around snapping pictures of citizens who have a contrary opinion on any issue or policy of the government to try and paint them black. I am not holding brief for anyone, but the Bishop is about the most upright man you can find in this country. This cheap blackmail is wrong. This form of blackmail smacks of all forms of dictatorship. It is a ploy employed by dictators to silent their critics. The APC should learn how to accept criticism in good faith.

If there is no evidence that the Bishop collected money from President GEJ, then this cheap blackmail is totally wrong. Besides, there is no way in hell those two properties are worth 1billion naira...Lai lai!

Mature contribution. May God bless the breast dat gave u suck.

Freemanan:
Lol... Ndina will mean?

...that roughly means sleeping over ... Kerewawa. Lolzz

Freemanan:
Since feminists advocate equal opportunity, is it appropriate for a feminist to feel that she deserves to have her meal being paid for by her date? Isn't she suppose to pay for her own food or at least, offer to pay even though she really dont intend to?.

Economic equality is part of the Feminism ideology so I don't think this issue should be overlooked...

So the Feminists in the house, what sayeth thee? And guys, do you feel It's in line with your thoughts?

You paying for a date isn't bad. It is happier when you know that after dinner comes 'ndina':-D

Blizzy9ja:
Two beautiful girls walked past me this evening at work, my oh my! The odour that trailed them was not childs play, and then the odour from the guy that sat close to me in a cab this evening made me to alight before my usual junction... And am wondering how much is the cheapest roll-on or perfume.... You don't have to wear a designer perfume to smell good, Some go for as cheap as N200 and N400 for the roll-on and perfume respectively, For those that can't go afford the very expensive ones.... Just dey suffer people any how.
The more reason why I prefer driving 2 work.

Hehehe!
I don't know body odour and bad breath which is a greater turn off.

Somebody will just come with body odour and wipe your memory. You won't know what you are on the queue for again. I am talking about body odour and it is really real. Odour! A 'big' guy threw a queue into disarray today with his attavistic body odour. Don't you perceive yourselves guys and girls with body odour? Even the skunk knows that it smells badly and that its body odour trails it wherever it goes. Hence, it moves about only in the night. If you are a guy or a lady and you have a body odour,as in odonkor, please go ask the skunk how it handles its own body odour. Hahaha!

barcanista:
When we say APC and Buhari are frauds their supporters call us "wailers". Plss read below


"“I pledge to publicly declare my assets and liabilities, encourage all my appointees to publicity declare their assets and liabilities as a pre-condition for appointment."
General Muhammadu Buhari
https://www.naij.com/388617-buhari-promises-to-publicly-declare-assets-if-elected.html

It is a shame that APC has come out to deny that PMB made the above statement.

TOWNCRIER2015:
I ve noticed this, an average yoruba man that is "born again "even after attaining the level of pastor, still goes back home to perform some rituals to some gods while the igbos don't why?

Simply becos they use theirs to shoot Homewood movies. Made in Yooba.

I feel like shading some liquid eziokwu. RIP

Raylight2:
further more dig a grave, pay some guys to lower it 6ft below the ground and cover it wit sand. when everyone is gone, try standing up yourself and see what it means to fake your death

Hehehe! I wonder why he made such a silly comment about himself.

I think d results can earn u mmm let say,Nzuzuology in Nekede or Ozuology in college of education Ekiadolo.

chemystery:
My friend (not close friend) has been asking for my girlfriends number so one day she called me and ask if she should give him. I warned her not to and she promised. I never made my friend know about it though cos he doesn't know i was making out with her.
Another day, my girl called that my friend has been infuriated that she's been denying giving him her number. I smiled at myself feeling like boss.
In fact, almost everytime she sees my friend she calls to tell me how he's been acting funny since she refused to give him her number.

Fastforward to today...
Was going through my friends phone and stumbled on my girfriends number.
I checked his dialled list and discovered they have been talking over the phone.
I later called my girlfriend to ask her if she has been talking to my friend she said NO.
I asked her to tell me the truth and she got irritated saying why would she lie to me.
I ask her how did her number get to my friends phone. She said how did i know her number is in my friends phone?
I told her i took my friends phone and saw her number on my friend's dial list. She was shocked to the extent she didnt know when she asked "who gave you his phone? how did you get his phone?".
Then she realize the game was over. She said she was sorry.
I felt hurt and cheated cos i trusted her so much to the last.
She's been calling me but i cant talk to her cos right now i still don't know what to say to her.

Please what's the best way to handle this issue?
Should i give her a chance or end the relationship?
Cos as it stands now i can't believe any word she says which is not good for a smooth relationship.

Op.I must say that not even an M.A exam I took today is as difficult as ur question.
Ur question seems so simple at first look bt it requires not a No or a Yes as answer. It goes beyond dat. I will disappoint u because i am not going to give u my answer. However, i must advise u nt to pick a quarrel over this issue wt ur boy friend .Bt becareful wt him hencefoward. Ka Chineke mezie okwu!

PhockPhockMan:
http://dailytimes.com.ng/shekaus-death-credit-jonathans-govt/

Credit as in C? GEJonathan deserves more than a C naa. Uncle Jonah should be scored an A+ in such a toff course as BH419. Let Baba Maigaskiya take d C biko.

Mr. Osawaru you will become the next governor of Edo State under d 'broom' party. That is your governorship poster.

Talita kumi!
Singing ..."Arise O compatriot..."

Then I suggest u buy a casket lie inside it wt cotton wool stuffed in ur nose,wear MJ-like hand gloves and that does it for u Mr. BasketMouth.