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lol

what!

Police man! your turn!

pa James huh?

Children

The bathroom scale go that fast? damn! and upon that he's missing
Some suprise if you ask me

10 kisses 4 you

;d ;d

Great!

for real?

I believe in miracles but,

Why is it that Deeper Life Bible Church had an equally successful Easter retreat (with miracles) at the same time and almost at the same venue without so much razmataz?

Why is it that Christ Embassy faithfuls always makes such huge advertorials of miracles in their church? Will somebody please tell me that Christ Embassy is not about sings and wonders and noting else!

Now this is what's called a good wife. . . . .


A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to
the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12

different countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India , etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen glasses, "

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at
the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, I won't
be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie h?" She opened the oven and took

out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and pork strips.

"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know there's swearing, dirty

words and all that, "

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? ."LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN,

SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG, AND EAT

YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES. BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER, GOT IT, AS*HOLE?"

, and, they lived happily ever after.

Now, isn't that a sweet story?

[center]THE PROBLEM WITH GUYS:[/center]

[b]If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are a VILLAGE girl;
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
& sooo hard to please!!!!![/b]



what do you think?

Girl enters sex shop and asks the clerk, 'Where is your

Vibrator section?

Clerk: Over there madam.

Girl: How much for that red one?

Clerk: Sorry madam, that's a fire extinguisher.

not bad

@malibubarb
        just wondering . . . have you heard of Imelda Marcos?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/1173911.stm

na wah o!

lol

little Johnny has grown into a man and still as naughty as ever!

YOU! _{4 reporting it} funny

Hell 4 him! Great!

Naija Police

if raising a child to have Good manners and respect for elders is the Nigerian way; so be it !

word!

Wickedly so if true 

I am already in love with you!
A good mama like you 4 my babe anytime!
Keep the good works going; well mannered children are everybody’s delight and great pride to their parents _{esp fathers who}
Also to you eniola, you are doing something that will delight you in future.

my advise is to stop at wife 1.0. don't add anyother think or you are dead!

someone help me here please