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The easiest way to fence a girl is to use another girl!
Think about it.

Perhaps he has realised he had jewel in his hands. Give him another chance but watch him though

God does not change but the world changes, our mode of communication is different form then for instance.

Christianity is by choice and belonging to any church is also by choice. Churches have some rules which could include little things as where various members sit.

Now sitting arrangement in the church is not biblical is it? And one is expected to abide by such rules right? So what you are saying is that if I do not like such church rules; I could wave it off as not being biblical and walk or go to where their rules suit me?

sofry sofry o! easy does it. Seems you are enjoying the free sex and stuff. i don't think you love her. but sha enjoy!

Rhodalyn:
butt

You go nna light the fire and run!

@TV01
Your detail explanation answers some questions. But in our ever changing world and in a situation like the one I quoted Naijababe above. Do you think one should ignore the pastor or go to another priest that will not demand the same requirements?

If we have to cross check them then why then do we need them We could as well do ourself without.

@whitelexi
You explain this letter like you know more than meets the eye. Sure you donn't

This should be in the Jokes section cos it looks like one to me.
A very bad one

I have observed that modern Christians have established their own personal spiritual and moral standard and will either ignore or withdraw form a church that preaches different or more profound principles.

Check Naijababe babe’s submission on the thread:  Should The Church Have The Right To Demand A HIV Certificate Before Marriage?

naijababe:
Me i don't even know where these people get this kain idea that's just bang out of order. Should the church offer advice yes, should they counsel big yes but to force and then ask for a certificate please that to me is an intrusion. When i was about to get married i was told that i'd have to do a pregnancy test 3 weeks to my wedding and then bring the certificate to the pastor. I bluntly refused and had a xtian ceremony elsewhere not because I was pregnant but because i consider it an intrusion and invasion into my private life. Somebody should tell these churches where to get of sometimes

Do we have to take our pastors words and instructions on spirituality or do we take the ones that we like (suit us) from different pastors and move along?

Women! You can never please them!

I sure say na your village woman

i have one question. Is he a leach? Does he ask you for money or things?

Okocha means 'Light skined man' I think it's Delter Ibo.

That shoe na mirror

OMG! Do they have to do that?

Na wah ooo!

Why Not?

What is the right age for a woman to be married?

i feel you sweetheart! At the right time when you kid misbehaves; give him a cookie 

If men were like this,

I lot of guys will be willing to help you if you can't 'do it'.

Look like Brothers to me

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, woman! I'm married!'"

Moral of the Story:
Self-induced hangover,  $100
Broken furniture,  $2,000
Breakfast,  $10
Saying the RIGHT thing to your wife when you're drunk. . . is

PRICELESS,

The manager hired a new secretary. she was young,
sweet, and polite. One day while taking
dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While
leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir,
did you know that your barracks door was open."

He did not understand her remark, but later on
happened to look down and saw that his zipper was
open. He decided to have some fun with his new
employee.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss
Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this
morning, did you also see a soldier standing
at attention."

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied,
"Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled
veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!"

Ironical! Pity!

na so!

This is not a joke