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Agriculture / Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by kalus02: 10:47am On Jan 13, 2017
That will be lovely because am in Aba now please how can we meet? Give me your number let me call you now. I stay in Ogbo hill. Or you can call me on 08183579993
Nwogbe:

Where do u reside in Abia? U can come to my farm for some lectures if u are in Aba.
Agriculture / Re: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by kalus02: 1:34pm On Jan 10, 2017
Hi guys, I love this group and what all of you are doing. I wanna start a small poultry farm in my town in Abia State. I wanna stock both broilers and layers and I don't know were to start from. Someone should help me do some analysis of what it will cost me to start up a 500 bird farm. I will appreciate it if someone helps me with this.
Romance / Re: See The Lies Nigerian Ladies Often Formulate To Guys For Losing Their Virginity by kalus02: 11:44am On Jul 14, 2016
Brothers n sisters, all of them na d same old story. I was raped.
Like 4 girls I have asked how they lost their virginity, is still the same answer. Just 2days ago, I asked 1 n she said I just 4gave d guy that raped me. I was like shocked

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: “I Would Rather Be With Stella Oduah, A More Robust Woman" - SR by kalus02: 11:23am On Jul 14, 2016
[b][/b]But,on a serious note, who wouldn't like to be with Ada Stella Odoua? The princess of the East.
Politics / Re: Rate Of Ghost Contracts, Looting Under Amaechi Shocking – Rivers PDP by kalus02: 7:55pm On Jun 25, 2016
adediranta:
PDP please just give us some very undisputable evidence to back up all this your claims, you know, like the way SaharaReporters do.
Make una too no do like Fayose


Is it PDP that is supposed to do investigation 4 EFCC? What then is d job of EFCC? Abi its APC that is investigating those PDP members that are being prosecuted
Politics / Re: Fayose Inspects Roads In Ado Ekiti, Looks Unworried (Photos) by kalus02: 9:44am On Jun 24, 2016
DaBullIT:
That picture was not taken this morning

Mumu read well b4 u comment. They said Thursday evening n I dnt know hw this morning became Thursday evening!
Politics / Re: Efcc’s Freezing Of Fayose’s Account Is Illegal- Ajulo by kalus02: 8:50am On Jun 22, 2016
Since we r in d season of freezing, Y cnt EFCC just freeze my ECOBANK savings account? Afterall, N1,000 minimum there ECOBANK has been freezing one one naira two two naira n its remaining N720.

EFCC pls freeze my fucking ECOBANK account! ; angry

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Politics / Re: Saraki And Ekeweremadu's Forgery Trial Stalled In Abuja by kalus02: 1:35pm On Jun 21, 2016
I really support this immunity for National assembly leadership n also 4 Judiciary. We have 3 arms of government and I dnt know why only only the executive should be enjoying immunity and willl be using it to intimidate the Legislature. Imagine ordinary governor n deputy governor enjoying immunity while Senate president, Speaker of d house n Chief judge of the federation doesn't. angry
Family / Re: How Did You Reject A Marriage Proposal? by kalus02: 6:44pm On Jun 18, 2016
Women still dey reject proposal 4 dis kind hard time guy no smile because moni no de? Me I hv like five women dat r waiting 4 me 2 jst say will u... And de will complete de question 4 me n den pack dia load come my house grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Photos Of Owl Killed In UNIBEN Hostel Today by kalus02: 10:36am On Jun 18, 2016
derrick333:
Hmm benin again ? Dem kill snake 4 hostel keshi die,follow day dem kill bat shuaibu amodu die,now una don kill owl,I de wait 4breaking news cry

Na Gov. Adams go soon die

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Celebrities / Re: Fathia Balogun & Ibinabo Fiberesima At The Amazons TV Show On AIT by kalus02: 10:03am On Jun 18, 2016
Afrok:
My question is; how did Fathia's hair grow fast? Coz as hairy as I am, my Afro don't grow like that. Well I smell lies in the movie... cheesy

It was an old show recorded long time ago. They didn't even ask her about prison, so..[center][/center]
Sports / Re: Stephen Keshi Died Of Cardiac Arrest - Family by kalus02: 10:11am On Jun 08, 2016
jaymejate:
What tha Hell! Thanking God for untimely death?
Well God knows

In every situation u find ur self, give thanks 2 God!
Travel / Re: Man Directs Traffic In Abuja After A Hectic Day At The Office (Photos) by kalus02: 9:16am On May 11, 2016
This place must be Lugbe FHA fruit market. Good one shaa!
Food / Re: A Mango With Human Face Seen In Nasarawa State (Photo) by kalus02: 4:09pm On May 10, 2016
D mango get Fulani face grin
Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini Memorial – FIFA Remembers Him by kalus02: 8:43pm On May 04, 2016
CR77:
Indeed he was great. I remember his goal at the '94 W/Cup Nigeria vs Italy. cry cry

Vs Italy Go home ur drunk!
Politics / Re: Enugu Killers Were Fulani Herdsmen - Police by kalus02: 10:37am On May 02, 2016
fiizznation:
The entire Fulani herdsmen attacking a community for no just reason doesn't make an iota of sense. Furthermore, I was able to identify the major grazing fields for the Fulani cattle in Nigeria. And the southeast is not on that list, meaning Fulani herdsmen rarely take their cows to the eastern part of this country. Borno state is the number one grazing destination for Fulani herdsmen. So I challenge anybody from Enugu or southeastern Nigeria to just show me one picture of Fulani herdsmen grazing in their lands.

Guy ask ur stupid self the reason why Boko Haram has been attacking innocent people in Northern villages, or other terrorist groups attack innocent people. Or better still ask ur self Y fulani herdsmen have been attacking villages in Jos, Nasarawa and Agatu Benue state.
Politics / Re: Crowd Gathers For Fayose's Rice And N200 by kalus02: 11:55pm On Apr 20, 2016
Ioannes:
this one na welcome-back-from-China-rice.

I will sleep better when I know that Fayose is locked up in prison for the rest of his miserable life.

ima even have sweet dreams if he is beheaded or strapped to an electric chair.

U will continue 2 have nightmare because Fayose is here 2 stay!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Who Met On Twitter Are Engaged (photos) by kalus02: 11:12am On Apr 08, 2016
End Time Love and engagement grin lipsrsealed grin
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Nollywood's Best On-screen Couples by kalus02: 9:42am On Mar 29, 2016
Destined2win:
Mr. Ibu and Patience Ozokwor

Nkem Owo n Patience Ozokwor

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Collections Of Crazily Funny Pics.... Hahahahahaha by kalus02: 6:25pm On Mar 24, 2016
More

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Collections Of Crazily Funny Pics.... Hahahahahaha by kalus02: 6:18pm On Mar 24, 2016
Here is mine

Politics / Re: Rivers Rerun: Violence, Killings Barbaric, Unacceptable – PMB by kalus02: 10:28am On Mar 24, 2016
Not acceptable but Agatu killings by ur brothers acceptable 2 u! Stupid man!
Celebrities / Re: Photographer Sues 2Face And His Wife For N120m by kalus02: 11:53am On Mar 21, 2016
Beehshorp:
abeg I no understand o.. No be tubaba get picture shebi dem don pay u for the picture.. So if dem wan use the picture their own picture dem go take permission from u after u grant them permission dem go kun acknowledge u for public.. Shuu.. Na una two join face snap am..
Oga I know say economy bad if u wan beg tubaba money do am on coded tinz no dis kyn mumu copy copy wey u dey do..
120 milla sha for picture infact I don vez tfu mad attention seeker.. U no get conscience.. Picture wey u go snap me for 2h I no gree pay till e reach 100naira na im u wan charge 120milla.. Oga go enlarge keep am for ur haus as lifetime achievement

Y can't u do ordinary reading n understanding? Didn't u read that he was not paid? D agreement was 2 acknowledge him when d pix being uploaded
Politics / Re: Nigeria's 5 Most Controversial Governors by kalus02: 6:43pm On Mar 19, 2016
eyeview:
Rochas Okorocha, aka Ima onye mbu?

IKuola nkwu?

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Crime / Re: Trader In Court For Touching Female Customer’s Breast by kalus02: 3:10pm On Mar 14, 2016
Is her breast gold? It might be 1 fallen breast like dat made u carry person go court grin
Religion / Re: TB Joshua Gives Money To Deportees From Libya On Friday(pics by kalus02: 8:53am On Mar 14, 2016
hungryboy:
Nice one Oga Joshua,
But make him also know say, many of us were dey Naija, hungry pass those were dem deport from Libya, abi na because dem show dem for tv, make am thing say na dia condition worse pass?

If u hungry nau , go im church go tell am say u hungry make im give u food chop angry
Politics / Re: Saraki’s CCT Trial Adjourned Till 18 March As He Storms Court With 30 Senators by kalus02: 4:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
MILFangela:
Bukola Saraki, Ike Ekeremadu and Nnamdi Kanu would all be sentenced to life imprisonment

Hahahahahahahaha! For ur miserable mind!
Politics / Re: What's The Present Situation Of Electricity In Your Area? by kalus02: 10:49am On Mar 09, 2016
JealousPrince:
and the apc Zombies club of nairaland b like
.
Zombie 1 : my fridge has frozen my beer to death
.
Zombie 2 : my television haven't gone off for two weeks
.
Zombie 3 : my a.c is freezing me to death because of buhari improved power supply
.
Apc club of zombies :
we have never experienced this kind of improved power supply before.


zombie will always remain zombie

Now dat Buhari's body language has faild, it is time 4 him 2 use his body odor! grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Five Questions You Should Ask During An Interview by kalus02: 4:20pm On Mar 08, 2016
Lilchilz:
yea...

BUT MEANWHILE,

WOMAN
● changes her name

● changes her home

● leaves her family

● moves in with you

● builds a home with you

● gets pregnant for you

● pregnancy changes her body

● she gets fat

● almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pain of child birth

● even the kids she delivers bear your name

Till the day she dies... everything she does... cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents, bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you..... sometimes at the cost of her own health, hobbies and beauty.

So who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men, appreciate the women in your lives always, because it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless*



Rock the world ladies!

A salute to ladies!

WOMAN MEANS :-

W ➖ WONDERFUL MOTHER
O ➖ OUTSTANDING FRIEND
M ➖ MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER
A ➖ ADORABLE SISTER
N ➖ NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD

If she cannot do her duties as a woman, let her remain in her fathers house.
Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Pictured With Some Staff Of Transcorp Hilton Abuja by kalus02: 9:58am On Feb 27, 2016
Jimbiz:
E be like say na only me never known wetin this girl dey offer Nigeria ooooo.. make una tell me wetin she dey do to help Nigeria......

Inspiration that if u believe in God n have patience' one day ur situation will change 4 gud. Not APC chanji shaaaa! tongue
Nairaland / General / Our Country Nigeria!!! by kalus02: 9:36am On Feb 27, 2016
Which way Nigeria

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