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Danhumprey: Mehn! I hate sleepy in church,honestly. To me,it's just not polite. It's just ridiculous. I don't like it when I'm being tapped by the usher or someone sitting by my side. [b]Or when the pastor caught me sleeping and ask me to st[/b]and up.


A more recent incidence of sleeping in church was last Sunday service. Early in the morning of that day(around 3am - 5am),I was awake,surfing the net. After then,I went back to sleep and by 6:30am,I was up. I had wanted to wake up by 6:00am and start preparing for service o,but I woke up late. Started preparing for service. And by 7am,I was on my way to church. I got to church before 8am. Service usually start by 8am. I was lively as the service was going on. But when it was time for the pastor's sermon,sleep came. It wasn't that the pastor's message was boring per se(infact,it was shorter than normal),but sleep won't let me be. To make matter worst,the weather was cool and I sat near one of the side doors,and the cool breeze was blowing past me. Gradually,I began to feel sleepy. Twice,I slept off only to wake up when a strange feeling that the chair I was sitting on wanted to break,surge through me.

Na so I wake up each time and pretend like I wasn't sleeping.

Fulaman198: Do you know where Netanyahu said this?

Rossikki: Poster, you're obviously an idio.t with nothing better to do than spread satanic, racist garbage. Why don't you grow up and look to contribute positively to society instead of being a worthless parasite?

lakpalakpa: [s][/s]

Thrash!!

Why did Abati post the picture in the 1st place if not as a PR stunt.

Nobody said Jona-daft shouldn't read, but the foolish things he does in private shouldn't be used for such shameful publicity..

driand: Mr president reading a high school book? for publicity stunt ? NA waa o, how long will Nigeria cope with presidents with low IQ?

lakpalakpa: Kindergarten President, Ph.D holder reading a book meant for Secondary School kids and feeling funky....

Missy89: Busted!

We are still waiting for his research

McGibson: I think you are either an undergraduate or just a graduate, you really need to explore me. Read your books.

SenseiX: if you had any sense of comprehension you would have seen the title of the book he was reading, your hate has blinded your sense of reasoning
President Jonathan perusing "Topics in West African History" by Adu Boahen (4) pic.twitter.com/iyZJtuyXTH 12:18 a.m. Sun, Jul 20

Missy89: i am not a physicist but i do have enough knowledge about the subject to understand whatever you say.

why not share here and help us answer the question so that everyone can learn a thing or two

McGibson: As a Physicist, i will say its true, because i don't know how many of us Physicist remember Loretz force when dealing with time, but its real just that some Physicist do not know how to apply our outside interrestial works to the terrestial. Quote me. Prof Ubachukwu(Dean Post graduate studies UNN once taught me abt Maxwels equations, Gauss's law and how it involves real automobile mechanics. So we speak real and not Apparent!

lygn19: Hmmmmmmmmm, have u found dat ur brother yet, d one dat ur mothers customer that black one had, I don't mean d fair man o, I means dat one from d dark customer, I heard he's now in jail...

jayseehe:

Awoofawo: Your gbagaun too much bro!
Correct yourself bro "what is meaning of need down and pray"

lygn19: ...look speak for ur Ijaw tribe alone, stop doing attache by force... Der is a difference between southsouth, Niger delta and so called Niger delta republic.

J12: Bullshít.

slimfit1: That is why our country is turning upside down he is reading story book not newspaper.

arewarepublic: Helloooo.... Any Biafran in the house?

haibe: [b] Faster than light travel can be possible, no one is disputing that(m [/b]ore reasonable than teleporting) but travelling into the past or future is practically impossible unless you can alter time (an external force) itself since time determines what is past and what is future.

naeto2: My brothers?...Last time I checked I only had two.And mind you,I would have made the same "pious" comment if it was an ibo dude that was making a comment as low as yours. You can see that on the fp..I'm not the only one that gets irritated when kids go all tribal over serious matters.
You are a bloody nigerian,a.rsehole!..And your retarded senses should also know that your int'l passport will never have "Yoruba" on it..

robinicule: when u look at the sun u r looking @ 8 mins ago, if d sun dies all of a sudden, it will take us abt 8mins to know......and according to einsteins theory of relativity, if u can travel infinitely at the speed of light, time tends to slow down for u, everything around u will pause. anoda example is space time. space time is slower than time on earth, because there aint no gravity in space, d lesser d gravity, d slower d time, dats y dose people leaving on a cliff, time passes through them slower because they r farther to the earth's core (lesa gravity for dem)........my token, time travelling is very possible, dere just might not be equipment for it yet, but arbitrary theories claims it is possible.....