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Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Kalvan: 11:24pm On Jul 23, 2014
glitest: Really?...Why is it that dad's are the first to claim their kids whenever the do good, but leave the problem to the mother's, when it they do wrong.
If it were me, I'll get either some warm water with spoge in a bucket or stain cleaner...Then walk to the room and wake up the father to come and clean the mess.

RAWBISH!!
For what?

Abegiii.
Family › Re: What Will You Do If You Get Home And Find Your Son Like This? by Kalvan: 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2014
bukatyne: And what is the wife's job?
To cook and clean.
Celebrities › Re: Bottylicious Daniella Okeke Shows Off Toned Figure In New Photo by Kalvan: 9:10pm On Jul 23, 2014
Ewwwwww, how do you even wipe an Ass like that?!
Politics › Re: Boko Haran Behead Umar Abubakar Of Nigerian Air Force (video) by Kalvan: 7:13am On Jul 23, 2014
Azo: I hope one day you will make use of your faculties to realise this is no islamic act when even muslims get killed. I hope your hatred for islam is not blinding you.. If you have any questions, ask your government and what this has to do with 2015.

>>>>>>out..
ISLAM!!!! Why evils?! Are you the only RELIGION on this Earth?!
Romance › Re: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Kalvan: 4:29am On Jul 23, 2014
mstik: your mind is sick. tongue. she simply means her mum is so lucky to have an amazing man as her dad and she simply wishes to find such rarity
Shut up johrrr. What do you know?

I know what she meant.

tongue
Education › Re: Imo State Emerges As The Winner Of NNPC Annual National Quiz Competition 2014 by Kalvan: 3:37am On Jul 23, 2014
So many Igbos in Yimo state.
Romance › Re: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Kalvan: 3:35am On Jul 23, 2014
softsparkyy: Nice one . Just the way my dad is in love with my mum. I envy my mum most times.
Ewww. That's wrong on so many levels.
Romance › Re: When A Man Loves A Woman.......... by Kalvan: 3:34am On Jul 23, 2014
Oya wake up, morning don rish.
Culture › Re: Who Is The Richest Igbo Man On God's Green Planet? by Kalvan: 1:42am On Jul 23, 2014
All Igbo know how to do is eat Human flesh and uppercut their parents.

Only!
Politics › Re: Boko Haran Behead Umar Abubakar Of Nigerian Air Force (video) by Kalvan: 12:30am On Jul 23, 2014
Islam, well done ooooo.


*claps*
Politics › Re: Don't Blame Me For Your Party's Self-Inflicted Woes - Jonathan Tells Buhari by Kalvan: 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2014
JECBOSS: APC remains a Party of Destruction
Your father is the father of destruction.

Bastard.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander And Prof Pat Utomi by Kalvan: 2:20pm On Jul 22, 2014
1991 called.


They want their camera back.
Politics › Re: 11 Parents Of Nigeria's Abducted Girls Die by Kalvan: 2:17pm On Jul 22, 2014
Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan.


sad angry angry
Politics › Re: Southeast Mothers To Meet On‘baby Factory’ by Kalvan: 3:28am On Jul 22, 2014
dozzzybaba: Igbos are the worst set of humans on the surface of the earth. They claim to be billionares yet they sell their babaies in baby factories.

The cost of a one month old ibo baby is two naira fifty kobo.

Igbos have no value for life. They can kill their mother for money rituals. They can sell their baby for money
Na Igbos be that.
Politics › Re: Enugu Market Explosion: One Feared Dead, Sevearl Injured by Kalvan: 3:19am On Jul 22, 2014
500GP: WHICH SUCCESS? YOU MEAN SELLING OF PIRATED DISC, SECOND HAND WARES..........
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Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Most Beautiful Eyes In The World [PHOTOS] by Kalvan: 1:37am On Jul 22, 2014
Coldfeet: Hmmm! mine is beautiful too.
Abeg, go and sit down.
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 11:00am On Jul 21, 2014
okparaugo: Why insult your mum sir ?
I'm not Hibo, so I don't wake my parents up with slide tackle. Hueee. grin grin
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 10:49am On Jul 21, 2014
okparaugo: Your father got your message
Your mother should have aborted you. Typical Hibo fool.
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 10:35am On Jul 21, 2014
okparaugo: Madam, you have a husband and possibly children.

Go and take care of them. Which married man will like his wife disgracing him this way ?

BBC hard talk abi soft spot.
Shut up fool.

What has she done wrong by speaking out?
Crime › Re: Nigerian In UK Caught In 4 Million Pounds Biggest Education Fraud by Kalvan: 10:10am On Jul 21, 2014
Omexonomy: Thanks my people for making us proud whether in good deeds or bad deeds thank you Yoruba people making us ashame since 1959
But...


Hibos have been commiting most of the crimes in Diaspora. Hueee. grin
Career › Re: Lagos And My Polythene Bag. A MUST Read by Kalvan: 10:04am On Jul 21, 2014
Good stuff .
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Arrested At Airport & Released by Kalvan: 9:52am On Jul 21, 2014
inteli: This nuisant noise maker should be shot.! Period.!!
It's your mother that should be shot.

Don't you know she(Oby) is a mother? What wrong has she done?
Education › Re: Not For The Weak Minds; Try This Quantitative Reasoning Question. by Kalvan: 12:23am On Jul 21, 2014
I came here expecting something challenging, leaving Disappointed. sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Sleeping In Church: Share Your Experiences by Kalvan: 1:44pm On Jul 20, 2014
Danhumprey: Mehn! I hate sleepy in church,honestly. To me,it's just not polite. It's just ridiculous. I don't like it when I'm being tapped by the usher or someone sitting by my side. [b]Or when the pastor caught me sleeping and ask me to st[/b]and up.


A more recent incidence of sleeping in church was last Sunday service. Early in the morning of that day(around 3am - 5am),I was awake,surfing the net. After then,I went back to sleep and by 6:30am,I was up. I had wanted to wake up by 6:00am and start preparing for service o,but I woke up late. Started preparing for service. And by 7am,I was on my way to church. I got to church before 8am. Service usually start by 8am. I was lively as the service was going on. But when it was time for the pastor's sermon,sleep came. It wasn't that the pastor's message was boring per se(infact,it was shorter than normal),but sleep won't let me be. To make matter worst,the weather was cool and I sat near one of the side doors,and the cool breeze was blowing past me. Gradually,I began to feel sleepy. Twice,I slept off only to wake up when a strange feeling that the chair I was sitting on wanted to break,surge through me.

Na so I wake up each time and pretend like I wasn't sleeping.gringringrin
Pastor asking you to stand up? Pastor asking a GROWN @ss man to stand up?


SMH.


You no dey shame?!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pornographic Films Shot In Catholic Church Without Permission by Kalvan: 1:41pm On Jul 20, 2014
Hueeee.


grin cheesy grin

Sounds like fun.
Politics › Re: Blacks Are Idiots! Do You Agree? by Kalvan: 11:47am On Jul 20, 2014
Fulaman198: Do you know where Netanyahu said this?
I never said he did.

I was implying that the post's contents were not the OP's words.
Politics › Re: Blacks Are Idiots! Do You Agree? by Kalvan: 11:42am On Jul 20, 2014
Rossikki: Poster, you're obviously an idio.t with nothing better to do than spread satanic, racist garbage. Why don't you grow up and look to contribute positively to society instead of being a worthless parasite?
He's quoting Netanyahu.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Jonathan Reading (photos) by Kalvan: 9:57am On Jul 20, 2014
lakpalakpa: [s][/s]

Thrash!!

Why did Abati post the picture in the 1st place if not as a PR stunt.

Nobody said Jona-daft shouldn't read, but the foolish things he does in private shouldn't be used for such shameful publicity..

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