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[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Too huge lol. Nah, moving, no LDR aha
AORN, I'm just messing around.[/quote]Lol, na wash. ghana and too huge? I don't beweave.

Wetin be LDR and AORN?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Yea, but not for long. Everything has its season [/quote]Ahh, ok.

Blokos too small?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]lol.

He loves Nigerian girls, he just cant get one.




Is this true?[/quote]Royal, loves senegambian toto only.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]You want smoothcrim to start attacking me? [/quote]Ok, ok. I get the hint.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]"I am the preddiest niqqa. . . . "[/quote]


..."And I love big black C.O.C.K.S!!"

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LMAO @ this spotlight lololol.

You two are hilarious!![/quote]We just want to know.

So, is your man ghanian? Have you been nyashng an itty bitty blokos?
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Royal might be curious lol.

I been having that feeling.[/quote]Aha, he likes it when his gyal uses a strap on on him.

[quote author=~Royal~]lol Niqqah probably is gay, Many of those BodyBuilders are,

You have to always question a Man who projects any overly obsessive form of Vanity into his Lifestyle

..There are usually Psychological Reasons behind that.

[/quote]You must be gay then.

[quote author=~Royal~]
RotfLmfaoo Oh shid...Wait isn't IlEke-IdI man a Ghana Man? [/quote]I know, she loves them but I don't know.
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I mean, which guy wears a bikini-cut panties, talkless of a pink one?

Looks like the one I own



LOL I can't even see the indentation of his balls [/quote]Lmaoo!

Ileke, is your guy ghanian?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]^^^ Dude looks like a gay.[/quote].....And with that prick of his, itty bitty thang. We definitely know he is Ghanian.

odumchi: Okay. So now when using a public restroom carry not only a water bottle but soap, a sponge, and a towel to dry.

I have never done number 2 in a public restroom.

Even if badluck come catch me and I really really really have to, I will buy a water bottle and use the stopper/cap to put the soap from the toilet in it. Tissue is already available to dry myself. Simples.

...But come on, na. Headbutting for box of condoms. Maybe, it was for them? Maybe, she suspect he's cheating?

^when you shower do you use your hand to wash the soap off your azz after scrubbing it?

Son of a......

See, beautiful wife, you wan come spoil her face.

Goat!

Obiagu1: You're worried about your boxers, what about the comfort of other people?
You can do whatever you like at home but not in public places.

Some talked about taking water to a toilet, wonders shall never end.

Dude, next time you do a number two, open your legs wide, get a cup and small liquid soap and then wash your azz.


It's bad enough that the azz has a not so nice smell, imagine, just using tissue and leaving it like that to worsen the smell.

Have you ever tried smelling your azz after wiping with just tissue?

Obiagu1: To even keep urine out is sometimes hard not to talk of water. It stinks because water splatter mixed with poo accumulate forming mould that is odorous. You can never fine MMA's toilets dry.
Mind you, in public places, there are urinals so the stink is not from urine and urine has it own characteristic smell.

When you pee, you stand, the toilet seat should be up so why is it hard to hit your target? Or is it that you don't hold your member, you just leave it hanging and pee everywhere?

When you poo, you sit down, and you tamba whilst seated so the water goes IN the toilet.

Excuse you! Public toilets smell more of urine than anything else. Urine stinks and hangs about in the air when you leave it out to dry.

That's why when you come out of many public toilets you smell of urine.

odumchi: Na wa o.

I've never seen people take water bottles to the toilet. Why not just wait until I get home and shower?

Yes, you can give your skidmark boxers to your wife or girlfriend to wash.

If you are planning on defecating in a public toilet, why not buy a bottle of water?