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y me: Yeah but cellulite comes as a result of fat, to lose it you need some form of exercise like walking, jogging etc

Everyone has fat in their body. Even skinny chicks have cellulite. Once you have cellulite that's it. Even if you lose weight, it will still be there. You won't have smooth skin all round.

You can reduce the appearance but it will still be there.


Squeeze your thigh.

onila: how? not trying 2 loose weight

Lose some weight, ye fat azz!

Is this not rihanna?

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They banned you? Good for you.

^nawa for you!


Carry go with your nasty self.


*walks off*

^what point are you trying to make.

You beat about the bush and still ended up not leaving your point.

Ishilove: What tha..!?

Please run this by me again

I think, what she meant was how men just insult women left, right and center.

Always complaning.

ferhyntorlah: Sorry Mister, I strongly disagree with your opinion. I took a health science general course in school and the lecturer told my course mates and I that toilet roll/tissue is ineffective in removing faeces from the anus because there will be small remnants of faeces left.

He advised using water because it removes it completely. This has nothing to do with tribe or religion; it's hygenic especially for guys who prefer white underwears to coloured.

Using water prevents stains on the underwear and also helps prevent urine stain on the privates of ladies, which is a major cause of private odour. I heard the Hausa women do this.

I think, it more of a muslim thing-the water after urine.

In fact, I really don't understand how a woman can wee without using water to atleast wipe.

Does it not burn?

I can understand being out in public and it's a hassle buying bottle just to wee, but I recommend soaking toilet rolls and wiping.

salt 1: Thanks everyone. I have learnt from this thread the explanation for the shit smell I find in my water-using friends. After washing with water, the poo moves to the left hands which smells to high heavens as you come near them. The rest of the poo water rushes down the woman's legs to her clothes. There is no towel to wipe the wetness. How can water be better?

Na wa for you oo. Why not use your brain.
Don't you think it's common sense that they will use toilet roll to wipe after washing with water?

P.s, my left hand smells like roses, have a sniff.

Ujujoan: If it's 'excuses' we are looking for, then I can come up with a few for married women!

For instance she could be showing the worls how lucky her husband is by having a sexy mama like her as a wife . . .

OR she could be showing her ex-bf what he lost by dumping her!

My point is that, we can keep making excuses for both married and unmarried women, but the truth is that NOTHING justfies indecency in married AND unmarried women.

Now when people like you single out married women, you kind of come off as an egoistical male chauvinist (no offence)

Can I see what your ex boyfriend is missing?

Macluji, I say you should build a basement and lock your wife in there.

@op, I agree sha. What pains me is how these expired women still want to carry go as if they are single.

As if anyone want to see goods that have been damaged by childbirth and br.east feeding.






I joke oo. Op, change your mentality. You mind your own wife and leave others to say what their wives should or should not do.

[quote author=Alhaji Pastor ]DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT WE HAVE SOME AJEBUTTERS HERE; AND OFCURSE SOME PRETTY LADIES, WHY WOULD YOU BE TALKING ABOUT SHYTE HERE?[/quote]....Because everyone shyts.

snowdrops: You guys are unbelievable. I am certain it is only Nigerians, or some Nigerians to be specific that wipe their ass with bare hands after defecation. Imagine using same hands to eat amala etc. No wonder food poisoning is endemic in Naija.
My guy, use soft tissue like me after poo. If you feel it is not clean enough wipe ass twice/thrice as case may be. Then wash your hands with soap/water as anything you touch in toilet is potential source of infection not only your ass. But please please and please stop digging your bare hands into ass. If anything wear disposable gloves first.

I eat with my right hand.

snowdrops: Look, there are various quality and texture of tissue. The one I use is designed to remove the last particle of feaces. On the other hand, water would splash, leaves deadly bacteria on your hands which can spread thru handshake, computer keyboard etc.

You want to know what else is nasty? Many people don't wash their hands with soap after using tissue because they feel like their hands are clean. They just wipe/flush and walk out.

I only though it was oyinbos that just use tissue, did not think Africans take follow.

Dirty buggers!

stepone: I was wondering u have been using tissues for bath as-well, because i don't know what science u did that tells u tissue will remove dirt more than water. Maybe you've introduced it in washing cloths as to.

He probably does.

DICKtator: Please you guys need to be fast and reach a consensus. I just took a dump and I still don't know which is more suitable to use!.
My anus is waiting to be cleaned and I need to pick one real quick!!!.

P.S: why are all these flies surrounding me? Is there are party about to go down?

*dies*

snowdrops: How disgusting digging your hands in anus, and washing with water which by the way is not an antiseptic and leaves any germs/ bacteria behind.

Heey!

Using tissue alone leaves fecal matter on you. You are basically going around, sitting in people's chairs with ÿour unwashed azz.

That's plain nasty.

Abujafood: You're missing my point aren't you? It seems you overlooked the whole post and focused on only the "poor have no choice" besides can't you catch a joke without being told it's one?

It did not seem like a joke. When people find out about toilet rolls, they start to misbehave thinking they are now civilized when in fact, they are just being dirty.

@abujafood, which kine rubbish you come spew for here?

It's because of poverty that's why people use water?

What in the name of goat!!

Usain Bolt looks manding.

Pro-water

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]As of right now. He's a stretcher lmao




LOL Shymmex prolly someone I've pissed off a long time ago. I was really psychotic back then.

And ewww. No kissing. . . . your mouth has prolly been eating up some hoe's azz.[/quote]Lmfaoooo!




[quote author=~Royal~]
What i tell you about mentioning this Fat Nasty Block Headed Slob in my Presence?

Keep fhucking wit me and I am Gonna Text~Choke The Living Shhiit Outa You. lol

Damn SeneGambian Bishhes.

That Fat Nasty Penguin Looking Block Headed Ugly Scrub Couldn't even Shine My Shoes, or Provide Proper Servitude For me.

Looking Like That Fat Black Niqqah Jazz from Dru-Hill[/quote]You know what you need? My foot up your azz!

[quote author=~Royal~]
lol@Ma Beautiful NairaLadies.

I am Married to Both of You, You are Both my Queens

I married Eke-Id Not only because of her Beauty but Solely to Pisss Shymmexx The Fhhuck Off lmfao

He use to follow Eke around like a Little Puppy. Ho3 azz Emotional Niqqah. lol

Eke Come here and give me a Fhhucking Kiss...a Big Wet One.[/quote]I'm married to davidylan.