kengis:
you wash it over (above) the toilet

... with water splashing everywhere?
This is the main reason Murtala Mohammed Airport's toilets are always smelly and never dry. A decent person can hardly use it.

Obiagu1:

Where do you wash it? No one has answered me, what toilet equipment was designed for washing of anus?

Use a small toilet bowl or a koola(that small water carrier that looks like a téapot) for the toilet if yóu don't have an equipment .

Obiagu1:

... with water splashing everywhere?
This is the main reason Murtala Mohammed Airport's toilets are always smelly and never dry. A decent person can hardly use.

How can water splash when you are sitting down on the toilet and leg spread?

That toilet stinks because people piss on the floor and everywhere and they don't clean it up.

odumchi: The truth is that most of Nigeria still defecates in "Turkish" toilets and people have just started using tissue paper en-mass not to talk of having water sprayers.

It's not even a matter of having water sprayers equipped in their toilets but what do you dry your anus, wet buttocks and legs with, especially when you are in a public place? Toilet tissue or hand towel?
It's a complete mess! They rather have a complete shower than try to wash their anus. To me it's nasty and disgusting.

Tissue -Water- Tissue then dettol handwash

in that order

Will you have a shower with just tissue? Water anytime anyday,

some people go they copy oyinbo until them go they smell like them tufiaka

Obiagu1:

It's not even a matter of having water sprayers equipped in their toilets but what do you dry your anus, wet buttocks and legs with especially when you are in a public place? Toilet tissue or hand towel?
It's a complete mess! They rather have a complete shower than try to wash their anus. To me it's nasty and disgusting.

Oga, what you are doing is more nasty and disgusting.

Tissue still leaves bits around and it's crazy for you to think using water to clean your azz after number two is nasty.

You nor well.

kandiikane:

Oga, what you are doing is more nasty and disgusting.

Tissue still leaves bits around and it's crazy for you to think using water to clean your azz after number two is nasty.

You nor well.

I haven't seen many bathrooms in the US that are equipped with ass-cleaning equipment. However, in Europe they are everywhere.

To tell you the truth, if I defecated outside of my home, I wouldn't remove my pants/boxers and use a hose to clean myself (even after using tissue).

It's just not practical.

If you are planning on defecating in a public toilet, why not buy a bottle of water?

kandiikane: If you are planning on defecating in a public toilet, why not buy a bottle of water?

Na wa o.

I've never seen people take water bottles to the toilet. Why not just wait until I get home and shower?

kandiikane:

How can water splash when you are sitting down on the toilet and leg spread?

That toilet stinks because people piss on the floor and everywhere and they don't clean it up.

To even keep urine out is sometimes hard not to talk of water. It stinks because water splatter mixed with poo accumulate forming mould that is odorous. You can never fine MMA's toilets dry.
Mind you, in public places, there are urinals so the stink is not from urine and urine has it own characteristic smell.

odumchi:

Na wa o.

I've never seen people take water bottles to the toilet. Why not just wait until I get home and shower?

Yes, you can give your skidmark boxers to your wife or girlfriend to wash.

kandiikane:


Yes, you can give your skidmark boxers to your wife or girlfriend to wash.

Personally, I don't think it's that big of a deal since I'm going to shower when I get home anyway. Anyway, if you wet the tissue and clean yourself well, there won't be any marks.

Besides, I don't think there's anywhere in the United States where public toilets are equipped with bottom-cleaners.

kandiikane:


Yes, you can give your skidmark boxers to your wife or girlfriend to wash.

You're worried about your boxers, what about the comfort of other people?
You can do whatever you like at home but not in public places.

Some talked about taking water to a toilet, wonders shall never end.

Obiagu1:

To even keep urine out is sometimes hard not to talk of water. It stinks because water splatter mixed with poo accumulate forming mould that is odorous. You can never fine MMA's toilets dry.
Mind you, in public places, there are urinals so the stink is not from urine and urine has it own characteristic smell.

When you pee, you stand, the toilet seat should be up so why is it hard to hit your target? Or is it that you don't hold your member, you just leave it hanging and pee everywhere?

When you poo, you sit down, and you tamba whilst seated so the water goes IN the toilet.

Excuse you! Public toilets smell more of urine than anything else. Urine stinks and hangs about in the air when you leave it out to dry.

That's why when you come out of many public toilets you smell of urine.

Obiagu1:

You're worried about your boxers, what about the comfort of other people?
You can do whatever you like at home but not in public places.

Some talked about taking water to a toilet, wonders shall never end.

Dude, next time you do a number two, open your legs wide, get a cup and small liquid soap and then wash your azz.


It's bad enough that the azz has a not so nice smell, imagine, just using tissue and leaving it like that to worsen the smell.

Have you ever tried smelling your azz after wiping with just tissue?

nairaland has seen better days. You go fear topic na.

Btw, for those of you that use water, do you use your hand teeoe wash ur azz?

^when you shower do you use your hand to wash the soap off your azz after scrubbing it?

kandiikane: ^when you shower do you use your hand to wash the soap off your azz after scrubbing it?

Okay. So now when using a public restroom carry not only a water bottle but soap, a sponge, and a towel to dry.

odumchi:

Okay. So now when using a public restroom carry not only a water bottle but soap, a sponge, and a towel to dry.

I have never done number 2 in a public restroom.

Even if badluck come catch me and I really really really have to, I will buy a water bottle and use the stopper/cap to put the soap from the toilet in it. Tissue is already available to dry myself. Simples.

odumchi:

Okay. So now when using a public restroom carry not only a water bottle but soap, a sponge, and a towel to dry.

lol

jiogah:

I'm sure u mean tissue n water, just sprinkle water on d newspaper, itz gud to go.

what's wrong with your eyes?

tissue first the water always. I do not go if there is no water.

Public toilets in the west does not consider that some people still use water tho

Obiagu1:

It's one of the things that make Yorubas dirty. In a toilet, what equipment was designed for washing anus?

u've not seen the equipment designed for washing of backside doesn't mean it doesn't exist.i have one in my toilet and I soooo luv it.WATER FOR LIFE JOOR

Pro-water

You people should stop quarreling over which is better!

Onyibo people use tissue more including their doctors, professors even their presidents (who knows may be Barack Obama)

Our own leaders also use it (I guess so)

Poor people in Naija have no choice (they must use water or vegetable leaves)

The choice is yours! If tissue doesn't work for you, try water!

For free advice and consultation *I don't charge for this* on which is better just holla me!

how about sprinkling water on tissue paper

@abujafood, which kine rubbish you come spew for here?

It's because of poverty that's why people use water?

What in the name of goat!!

Please you guys need to be fast and reach a consensus. I just took a dump and I still don't know which is more suitable to use!.
My anus is waiting to be cleaned and I need to pick one real quick!!!.

P.S: why are all these flies surrounding me? Is there are party about to go down?

kandiikane: @abujafood, which kine rubbish you come spew for here?

It's because of poverty that's why people use water?

What in the name of goat!!

You're missing my point aren't you? It seems you overlooked the whole post and focused on only the "poor have no choice" besides can't you catch a joke without being told it's one?

4 me, Both work together.
Using tissue alone make me feel unclean despite I'm always double sure no left over.
While using water alone takes longer time 2 wash off my hand.

Water anyway as long as I get soap!

Soo_cool: water no fit clean my own s.h.!.t!
na[b] diluted acid[/b] i dey use dey wash am comot!

Parle Soda?
Hmmm........