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Aha okey.

Lol which loooooong nap? You dey watch my every move?

That will just keep me wide awake.

Yeah

No.

Lol, na u sabi.

Your natural hair?

[quote author=ekt_bear]Hrm. There is only one way to know for sure.. [/quote]There is no way at all.

Adeks: U agreed she's got no stretchmarks or d likes because u must av seen her n.aked pix right?

Wrong

Use this.

Jisos! Una still dey go on? Nawa!

^Exactly.

antitpiah: Here it is: It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. Stup/id as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stup/id that you have traveled
far beyond st/upid as we know it and into a new dimension of st/upid. Meta-st/upid. Stup/id cubed. Trans-stupi/d stupid. Stupi/d collapsed to
a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. St/upid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stu/pid.
Blazing hot summer day on Mercury st/upid. You emit more stu/pid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stu/pid. It cannot
be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure
extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stu/pid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of
st/upid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while.I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic
opinions and malformed comments about boring trivia or your other drivel. Duh.

Noted.

Still doesn't answer my question.

Emmy9ite: Haha....very tight situation. I will just fall into the river and wake up from my horror dream!

You know when you fall, you will get eaten by the crocs. When you die in your dream, you die for real. So don't think you shouldn't work your azz off to survive in a dream.

phreakabit: I would laugh at your way of reasoning. . . . If you had a brain. Jezz! Don't you require a license to be this stup!d, and yet walk around freely?

How so? Since you have diagnose me with stup!dity, please expatiate.

You should laugh at yourself first before anyone else. If the only way to reply to someone is by making a fool of yourself, then I feel sorry for you. Olodo.

meetmeonline: .



Nigeria is a kind of country that takes everything for granted. I passed that area just few weeks back (after the retired General was slaughtered there)and guess what? to my dismay I still saw the same Fulanis moving freely as if it was a Local Government in the north. I pray a top Lagos government official falls victim of this before we may ever see sanity in the area





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And you are sure they were certainly fulanis or people pretending to be fulanis with cattles? What did you see men rearing cattles.


You ever heard of ethnic cleansing?

Ahhhhhhhh!

*backs away slowly*

[quote author=ekt_bear]1. internet
2. basketball
3. Picking up women with one of your strong arms [/quote]

drogs: . Cigarette. Benson and hedges

Ah dey sell benson and hedges the real brand £5 for a pack 20. You want?

^but only post offices have postcodes?

I don't understand.

Wizee: So along dat road u dont see falani men rearin cattles? Dats where dey stay on d road,so if u wnt to test urself stop along dat road lets see if it'll b dsame story. Mtcheeeew

So, they stay on the bridge rearing cattles abi? Wth!

What evidence is there to say these are fulani herdsmen?

How in this world, does one manage to leave his cattles on a bridge to go stab someone? ??

safarigirl: libya? No, but I'd find the cheapest mode of transport, hell, I'd get on the freaking titanic if it would cost me less.

Lol
Girl, you need to find yourself an aristo because this, this is way beyond cheap.

[quote author=O_D_B]weed (only at night helps with my insomania)
beer (cos all work and no brew makes this Jack a crazy Jack a33)
ciggerates (phucking cancer sticks can't quit it and I hate em)
coffee (for hangover purposes only)
women(like pringles, when you pop you can't stop)[/quote]The weed is making your insomnia worst jare.

omoseun: I'm addicted to coke and the unfortunate thing about this is i'm really on the fat side. I'm equally addicted to tv (dstv in particular), i always pay for full subscription but most of my friends just don't understand why.

Have you tried dieting?

Bot8: GH

*dies*

Lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!

WTF! Is that creature? Half gay? Lmaoooo!

Black Kenichi: Also elongated heads are quite common among West Africans! It's not just a West African Sahelian thing, it's also West Sudanian Savvanah phenotype.
I'll say Wyclef looks like he comes from the Whirlwind Coast and Yoruba.

I agree elongated heads are common in CERTAIN west africans. Almost all the men in my family have that type of head. But not the upward elongated heads, like wyclef's that's common in eastern africans. I'm talking about the elongated heads from back to front. Wyclefs head is more common in east africans/certain southerners

Ganja

Ok so what type of postcodes do you have?

bennyraz: ok take dis one.. Ogomo'ngo togo regede wa ga n'ga

Lol, this sounds like zulu or one of them bantu languages down south. Might be fake sha.
[quote author=Royal-VII] Oh word you gon flex the sunglasses with those extra phat lips and that little cute mole to seduce these Little Boys to Make me Jealous?

ehhh?

...Ight....[/quote]Lol, what the hell?

[quote author=Royal-VII]Kandii you bein a H03?....Ight. [/quote]B!tch shat the f up. Did I not see you spitting dirty lyrics to ileke?

Man LovePeddler!

bennyraz: who intepret that for u? Meen, that person must be smooking wet weed

I gat 3 ppl to interpret.

bennyraz: no one will interpret it for you.. By the way, it isn't yoruba

Lol! Yeah right.

Means look who is talking.