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Did shymexx just say jamaica has the largest black population? Are you forgetting Nigeria?

shymmex: @mruknaijaboy

I'm out, the thread is creepy g..

Lol, shut up! How many times have you written that on a thread but still lurk about?

LondonLisa: Hey Royal ask Shymmexx can i play with his imaginary alter ego...?

Aha, I know who this is.

LondonLisa: Hey it looks like shymmexx real personality is coming out on his mruknaija boy account, see how many times he called kandii a bottom

Lol, the guy used the word 'roast' because he believes I am MagnumPI.

It's shymexx!!

mruknaijaboy: kandikane dont try and switch the topic now lol I am here to roast you since you are a con, with your thick ass gambian accent talking about hoodrat this and hoodrat that like youre from london lol,

and you talk about speaking standard english biatch please you cant even pronounce the letters in the alphabet properly let alone words with that stink ass thick accent lol,

abeg kandikanee carry go jor ive had enough of you, you 'coming to england' fake ass eddie murphy wannabe lol

Nigga, trying to roast me? You couldn't roast me as shymexx so you want to roast as mruknaija.



The platform is yours, go on.

shymmex: Too much Harry Potter and reading shakespeare books. A lot of them are so ignorant and dumb, that's why I call them out all the time. It's just funny how people who don't know nothing about the black experience in the UK run their mouth on this forum smh..

It's like me telling AAs how to lead their lives - when I never experienced what they went/are going through..

It's a sad world!

lol, did you not say you have been to America and done some bullshyt there(whatever it is)? So, you should know what they are going through.

You call people out on nairaland? You mean your ugly azz being called out every single time!

Seriously, shymexx how can you be so sad? It's getting creepy! Wtf! Pregnant in prison? Your life outside of nairaland must be very sad.

Lame mudafucca!

Shollypopz: Graduated top of your class and u studied Computer Science??! Very Impressive!

what happened to the English and Sociology majors??!! They are olodos in that ur school sef

lmaooo

mruknaijaboy: @SHYMEXXX can you believe this biatch is in Gambia and shes thinks she knows how london is and how things are over here?? the cheek of it loool

biatch stop worrying about london when youve only been here once on holiday and go make me some gambian peanut butter soup lol, if you wanna claim your from london so bad dont worry ill send you a t-shirt to gambia saying I am a londoner with a smiley face on it so you can pose for a pic on NL and decieve everyone on here that youre from london, is that ok kandikanee

[size=16pt]Shut da phuck up!! Your other alter-ego is in!![/size]

shymmex: I see Jamaicans in west midlands who wear agbada and other Nigerian attire all the time..

Gotta love JA people - but some of them hate Africans with a passion.

That's because you guys copy every single thing they do. Copy, copy. Why won't they hate you?

shymmex: I speak English, I don't have an accent.

Focus on your diction and accent next time, before telling me how to speak "Standard English", ok?

You spam every thread you see me on (even when I'm not talking to you), with your dumb 'hoodrat' smear campaign - what type of 'hoodrat' graduates top of his class in a course as technical as Computer Science (I don't even want to talk about all my qualifications on here)?

Please, stop following me everywhere with your smear campaign - just leave me the fvck alone, ok?

Lmfaooo@ I don't have an accent?

*falls off iroko tree*

Shut up, I know you dropped out of university, stop pretending.

[quote author=~Royal~]Using "ebonics" to elaborate on the improper usage of proper english.

You have to love black people

"Niqqah shut your ugly azz up!!"~~My 16th gambian wife KandiiKane [/quote]Lol, I had to use it to bypass the spambot.

I never thought I did ever use nigga, I swear but it just felt right to refer to someone like shymexx, a nigga.

shymmex: Lmao!!

Yardies are different out here in the UK.. We've three classes of Jamaicans out here; Yardies, Rastas, and Jamaicans. lol

Stop lying, you refer to jamaicans as yardies.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Finally. I asked you this question about 7 months ago.[/quote]lol, ileke you believe this?

mruknaijaboy: oh so now you are writing in big letters to try and gain more attention to what youre saying?? didnt know you feel that desperate lol

youre not even from london so what do you even know about london realistically?? lmao youre in gambia so quit talking rubbish about places you dont know about and go and check your generator before your electricity goes and your laptop switches off lool

Yes, I am in Gambia.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]LMAO@AFricans, Yanks, and Brits arguing over who is speaking the best while trying to articulate the Queen's language. [/quote]Lmaoo

shymmex: You came to the UK like 2mins ago, yet you're braggart enough to tell people who have lived practically all their lives there, how things work, huh? SMH... How many black people work in the city? 0.001%

The truth is that, most black people live and work in black communities in the UK, like it's in every Western Country - and the form of English we speak in our communities is like a form of endearment. And we now when to switch it up, and tone it down!!

Who're you to tell me what to do? If you don't like how I 'speak' - you can jump into River Thames from London bridge.

That's rich coming from someone who speaks with a thick accent.

Everyone has an accent, my dear. Every single person!

shymmex: Attention seeker - I'm better looking than all the guys you've ever been with, FACT! Being me isn't an easy task - I've got loads of chics who want to have my kids. Don't you wish your bf was as cute as me?

Being 6'3, cute, and having a chiseled out super sexy body is an easy task..

And please, improve your written English if you want to critique people about 'Standard English'.

Lmaoooooooo!!! I seriously think you NEED to go specsavers, it's buy one get one free.

shymmex: Notice, I said; 'Yardies' and not Jamaicans.

Shut up!! You think people are stup!d, you refer to Jamaicans as yardies.

You even made it clear.

[size=16pt]What I have written isn't out of ignorance but the truth.


People that speak standard English actually make the effort to go down to that level and speak to these hood rats. As you can see, the hood rats feel that you must be hanging with white people and eating tea and crumpets because you do not speak the hood lingo.


These small circle of rats live in certain areas along the borough of london and they believe that, slang is how every black person should speak.[/size]

[size=20pt]The truth is Majority of londoners speak standard english and you have the hoodrats that speak slang.
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[size=16pt]The hoodrat that said 80% of londoners speak slang=Mruknaijaboy[/size]

mruknaijaboy: [s]dont lie you cant understand it, stop trying to act like you know it all lol, you could probably just make out what im saying but if i ask you to break down what certain words mean you wouldnt know where to start lol,



lmaooooo have you been living under a rock in london? everything which you have said sounds like its coming out of your ass lol,

oh so because you have heard the jamicans speak patois and change to standard english you dont flip your nose at them them? first of all how i know what your saying is poo is that there are way less people who speak patois in london than people who speak london slang so how did you managed to hear someone speak patois and switch to standard english and you havent heard someone speak london slang and switch to standard english shows that youre asshole is doing all the talking for you right now lol, most of the people who speak pure jamaican patois cant even speak standard english, you probably could'nt even tell the difference because london slang is made up with a majority of jamaican patois, but you wouldn't have known that would you miss smartypants? lol

i guess you are sh*tting over london slang because you cant understand it and cant relate and you live in london but obviously youre not a londoner you were just a london resident thats why you would say that, so what about people who go to school in nigeria are you saying because they went to school that they would choose not to speak pidgin anymore with their friends?? really?? loooooooooool laff wan kill me

ive never seen someone who seems so sure about what they are talking about when they are talking absolute rubbish lol, please kandikanne just stop you don't have a clue about London or what youre talking about

due to your lack of knowlege about london I am revoking your status as a londoner lol, when you have been around london instead of staying in your house 24/7 and have travelled all around london, met some people who are actually from london and have learnt more about London I will be happy to return it to you [/s]

Didn't bother reading all of that but from your conversation back there I know you were born in the hood.

[size=16pt]It's ok, I know you are a hood rat too.[/size]

shymmex: Arguing with someone who's jealous of a 'unique' form of English language because she can't relate to it is pointless... It's funny how the same person said; "Jamaicans speak patois but can switch it to standard English." How many yardies can speak proper English? 0.00000000001..

How can you even argue about 'Standard English' with people who have a better diction of the language than you do? And speak the language without an accent?

You can speak pidgin - but you've got a problem with me speaking my broken form of English, which is 'brotherhood' language in the black community in the UK, huh? SMH.. As long as you're educated, and you can write proper English - you shouldn't have a problem switching from "hood speak" to "proper English" - that's flexibility and having the best of both worlds.

Please, ignore the troll...

[size=16pt]nigga, shut your ugly azz up. Dumb azz!! Pecknam born and bred boys are the hood-est of hood. [/size]

Lol@calling it your form of broken english when you cannot even switch to standard english. You guys complain about how they don't employ you-You should look at how you speak in an interview. Goat!! So, you are saying Jamaicans are yardies? LMFAOOO! I had a jamaican tutor who would speak standard english and when she's with another tutor(jamaican) they speak in patois.

"How can you even argue about 'Standard English' with people who have a better diction of the language than you do? And speak the language without an accent?"
[size=16pt]Shut da phuck up, I know you are lying. You ooze of failure!![/size]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Typical.
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Of course, it typical. If you don't know the definition to something, google it.

onila: well its kinda irritating for a girl hitting on you. .ewwww

lol, I doubt they hit on that your lime sized bre.ast.

That is why I will never marry a poor man who cannot afford a cook.
Imagine, going to court all day and coming back and he expects you to get your nyash in the kitchen? Oga, husband, you de crase.


Yes, I am a woman but cooking is not something I have passion for.

In fact, since someone mentioned it, I will be having my baby carried by another woman.

mruknaijaboy: lool thanks for the emphasis of being failed products of the education system, if only that were true, only an outsider not from the UK would say something like that lol, you clearly don't know much about London from the things you say sound so im assuming you just moved here a little while back lol

its cool though, you cant really argue with someone who doesn't really know what they're talking about and thinks they do because this debate would go on forever, i find it so cute that you're trying to make it seem like its not an issue for you but as a londoner I think its an issue because it means you can't really relate to 90% of black people on a familiar level in london lol

only black people who hang out with white people cant understand london slang lol, in my entire life living in london ive never met any black person who hangs out with black people and doesn't understand london slang, people who cant even understand london slang let alone speak it are [size=16pt] failed products of an Londoner and should just stick to hanging out with white boys and eating tea and crumpets in buckingham palace while listening to katy perry's californian love song [/size] lol, did u see the way I emphasized that?

[size=16pt]Should know that everyone on here can understand the london slang but only you guys speak it.[/size]

MsDarkSkin: actually i can.

you are flipping your nose at another form of ebonics but yet still speak krio.

whether you do it in public or at home does not matter. if standard english is your "life" then krio should be considered rubbish and un-classy to you too.

Standard english is not my life but where I am and what I do we have to speak standard english. I flip my nose at it because they speak the ebonics as their english.

I don't flip my nose at the jamaican patois in london because I have heard them change from patois to standard english.

This london slang is laziness, there is nothing wrong in having your own little language but where you cannot speak standard english because of it, now that I will flip my nose at.

[quote author=~Royal~]I swear if i lived with Kandii and we were a couple i would catch so many domestic violence charges.....

Not only did i stumble into this thread and read that quote...

She has that Darkskin "Pretty Boy" as Her display picture.......


ALL just to Fhhuck with my nerves
[/quote]Lmaooo, what quote?

Regarding the picture, I have fallen in laaarve.

Ha! I see where you are trying to with this.

You cannot compare krio or pidgin as shymexx did to london slang.

It's not like these people don't go to school, they do but they just refuse to speak normal english, even in school.

Vergil: Follow like flies. Obviously u looove the attention. But when its time to reply his "hi". You'd probably be a lil rude yh? Aka shakara. I know you! Guessing uve tried eliminating ur Africa accent to yh? Obviously!

Haha!

Lmaoo!!"follow like flies" was emphasising on how being African doesn't matter to them. It's funny you say that because I get the "you are so friendly" comment. I don't have to do shakara. If you say hi to me in the street, I will say hi back and even go to the extra mile of smiling.

Lol@eliminationg African accent. I don't have an African accent but A gambian accent mixed in with whatever area I have stayed in.