₦airaland Forum

The thing is women can never rely on men we just make you think we do but never lol , we make you think that way because of your egos we do not want to break your fragile egos by showing that we are independent and that we can take care of ourselves and even you thrice.

lol mugus indeed, We take take of you, You guys rely on us but because of your egos you cannot see that

I do not know what your interpretation of a good girl is but Here I would describe my self as a good girl

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Im not with a guy because of their money but their ambition to live/lead a great and successful life
I do not think I would be be a guy who has no ambition in life to be successful or to make money
I do not need your money to make me happy but knowing that the money is going to be there to sustain our family then yeah
I need from you is your trust, respect and love and kindness etc and If you can do that I would write the earth for you. I would clean for you, feed you, take care of you even if you need me to clean you b.um after doing no.2 I will,
It is not about being a slave for you but for the love I have for you I would do anything for you
I am a very independent woman and I will take care of my man but I would not support him financially.

IF ever he cheats on me after all this charley this ah go killam! Ah go chop-chop am wit cuttlass, wa don chop am done ah go go fid dam to im family

lol my pidgin is not nigerian pidgin but krio

lol

r231:
i don't know

act like you don't know

Now that is very silly, I believe that whatever you do in life it will come back to you, Karma is a B!tch, Now that you know you better disappear before it becomes something, There is no other way to solve this situation. Tell him point blank and leave him unless he wants to divorce his wife but I say if he cheated on his wife he will do it again, For men who cheat on their girlfriends some can change when they are married

Trust, understanding, respect, loving,caring and understanding my emotional needs. I do not so much relie on the financial part of it because i can earn my own but it would be nice again to have him spend on me, without asking

If we choose God's choice of married, For a woman you are ready the day you bleed, Men the day you can make babies,

I do not think maturity comes to you when you in your late 20s or 30s, Mental maturity can start even as a kid, I am speaking from personal experience. I was ready to married since when I was 14, I was mature for my age, I hanged with women in their 20s, I was physically amd mentally ready for married, And just because I did not yet finish school meant that I was going to financially rely on my man,

Maturity can start at any age, environment I think can also affect your maturity,

savage sounds sierre leonean, I think tiwan savage is half hausa half sierre leonean

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omosoji:
A Joke Called Nigeria

This may seem unpatriotic, treasonable even. But it is real. Nigeria is joke. The key to surviving this farce is not to take the country too seriously.
If you did, you face the risk of sustaining a heart attack. Leaders of this country are clowns. That bears stressing. I wondered where they were in the days of the theatre of the absurd.

Everywhere you turn to, the farcical nature of Nigerian leaders confront you. Our educational system, for instance, must have been created in hell. It has suffered so much back and forth from policy inconsistencies that foreigners wonder if our leaders are not clowns. Every now and again, some bright-eyed minister would come up with an idea, and bingo! It is done.

Nigeria’s education was once a pride of the continent. Citizens of sister African countries used to come here to study. Not anymore. Those who studied abroad, especially America, were derided. Now they are celebrated. There is a newspaper in this country which goes ecstatic at the sight of a foreign degree. Three years in a row, less than five percent of the total students that sat for NECO and WAEC score five credits.

Those who take Nigeria seriously wonder if we have not lost the future. They wonder out of ignorance. They only need to see the clowns calling the shots as leaders to know that this country is a huge joke.

With education in tatters, our circus clowns move on to destroy other sectors of national life. Because our universities churn out semi-literate graduates, the process of leadership recruitment becomes a do-or- die affair.

We all know for instance, that a certain former senate president didn’t contest an election but he was shoved down the throats of our not-so- ‘distinguished’ senators- most of whom have skeletons to fill the size of a five year old cemetery! There was the story of a federal legislator (now late) who was an international scammer. He got elected into the legislature and manouvered to be chairman of the police affairs committee.

The judiciary is no different. I remember a certain High Court judge (also now late), who had a penchant for issuing interim injunctions in the night for a fee.

And the police? It is better not to talk about the police. We once had the head of police giving cover to criminals involved in all manner of sleaze and crime. Presently the ruling party willingly subverted its own constitution to accommodate the aspiration of a president who lives in denial.

As I write, the same party is busy ordering a rerun to weed out those the people voted for. The story is no different in other political parties. Everywhere one is confronted by the seeming rascality of the elite. People are kicking the imposition of candidates. But those clowns and comedians don’t give a hoot.

Basketmouth, Julius Agwu, Clint ‘da drunk’ and Ali Baba are known comics. The last especially is a grandmaster in the art of rib splitting humour. He towers above all the dozen or so of the Nigeria’s burgeoning tribe of comedians. And mark you, the nations’ comics could hold their own anywhere in the world. But Ali Baba’s amazing gift to make light of a heavy matter places him a shoulder above his nearest competitor.But compared to Nigeria’s leaders,these guys are upstarts.

I recall an instance this pure genius called Ali Baba, in the theatre of the absurd performing on stage. Before the imperial presence of ‘Baba Iyabo’ himself, Ali Baba was at his artistic and caustic best. He secured a place for himself in the hall of fame of comedians by that performance. He derided the president maximally in his unique comical ways demonstrable only by masters of clowning. He was unsparing of his ministers too. He began taking poke shots at President Obasanjo with the story of the contract of erecting his life size status in Ota.

During an unofficial visit to Ota, according to Ali Baba, , an obviously impressed Obasanjo asked the supervising minister, Jerry Gana how much it was going to cost to the national treasury. An obviously excited Gana promptly responded ‘N300 million, sir!’

‘What!’, a not too pleased Obasanjo asked, ‘N300 million?’ Give me the money and I will stand there!’

Ali Baba went on. Soon after the attacks on the World Trade Centre (WTC), the world was beside the US sharing in her grief. Expectedly, world leaders were calling President Bush to commiserate with him and other Americans. Suddenly there was a call from Africa on the direct line of President Bush. Presidential aides knew that the caller must be a fellow president but which country from Africa, they couldn’t tell. They were certain the caller must be an important African leader. So they handed the phone to Bush. The first thing the caller uttered after clearing his throat as he is wont to was ‘Boosiii’. Ali Baba so mimicked Obasanjo that everyone burst out laughing, including Baba Iyabo himself.

So tell me is this country not a joke?

lol Im sorry I just could not read this, maybe later

lol cheese

are you involved with him sexually, There is no other way to tell a man that you know he is married you just have to tell him point blank

sauer:
Best response. 5 stars

well thank u

AT the end of the day, We africans make the most out of the littlest thing and we are happy, You know if you have not experiences riches you will not miss it so most people doing all of that are content with what eva they are doing to live,

Another thing I have got to say is that Africans are Greedy I do not care if some or all they are greedy because How can you see your fellow man doing well and moving up instead of encouraging him noo you go to the juju man or do something to bring him back to the sh!thole you are in, That is were the western world is smart the encourage the fellow man when they are on their way up so that when the fellow man has become succesful they will come and help them up, But the african don't want to see anyone doing better than him,
We have so many natural resources that can make Africa the richest continent in the world but because of greed and corruption we are too blind that the western world comes in and takes it right from under our nose,

But I will also give us Africans Kudos because we are survivalists we can survive in any place, any condition and absolutely anywhere. Nomatter how poor we are,

What pisses me off more is when the western people go to african do documentries and cry their eyes out feeling sorry for us showing all the crappy and slums of africa and not the beauty of it and the joy of Africa, we do not want you to feel sorry for us. Help those who want to be helped but do not feel sorry for us,

Jamie Foxx =somalian

Look at the freakishly large forehead cheekbones and mouth lips etc, I think he reduced the forehead abit I do not know how but it looks a bit small from the 90s,

And I do know that that dude meant by solange not been from west africa, High cheek bones are more common in western africa and eastern africa, with almond shaped eyes which in england it is considered a stigmatism, ( so says my optician) because of that I have to wear glasses,

[color=#990000][/color]First of all you should not have slept in the parlour, you should have kicked his bottom out the room to the parlour,
There is no excuse whatsoever for a married man to have a something intimate to do with another woman whether it is sex, kissing, sucking whatever,
He married you for a reason if he knew he would not be faithful to you then he should have not married you, And the thing that pisses me of is that fact that he brought the woman into your house, It shows no respect at all,  A cheating man who respects his wife would never allow the woman he is sleeping with to come to his marital home or call his wife to disrespect her(he would put her in her place),  And the fact that they are still friends, he does not respect you at all,  You need to sit him down and tell him that friend has got to go and sort it out because you have a child together you can't just leave like that,  It is hard for single parents to find husbands or wives in this times we in now,  But talk to him and put him in his place you have a child for him and he should respect you as a woman, a wife and the mother of his child.

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I think she infected you with chlamydia, Its an curable STD that can cause swollen or painful testicle or a painful discharge or pain when urinating because chlamydia is most common in young people and, the std can cause infertility in women and you said she had an ectopic pregnancy which just proves it, It can disrupt your cervix, urethra and fallopian tubes( where most ectopic pregnancies happen) ,, it is curable you just need to find a doctor which can take a swab and check for it, it can be cured with antibiotics,

Also there is herpes it is incurable and most of the time without symptoms, but if you do have symptoms it is blisters and sores which itches very bad, it is not curable but there are medicines that can help. it can go an never come back or it can go and come, go and come, it stays with you for the rest of your life, but the symptoms you have given me seem like chlamydia,

but check these out Herpes, Hepatitis B, HIV, HPV virus are all incurable stds research them and see,