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FamilyRe: My Husband Says He Owns Me- Help Me Understand! by Kanwulia: 5:33am On Jul 23, 2014
Just wondering why all these are coming up AFTER THE MARRIAGE?
OP. . . . Where you BLIND? grin

Soooooooooo. . .when you were 'dating' him or 'phocking' him. . . .HE DID NOT SLAP YOUR AZZZE in the bedroom and ask you 'WHO IS YOUR DADDY'? cheesy

These NL 'women' taya me oooooooooooooooh. . .
Thank my lucky stars I don't have women like you on EITHER PART OF MY FAMILY HERITAGE.

UNA DEY HIGHLY IRRITATING SHA. . . .TOOOOOOOOOOOOO IRRITATING!!!! embarassed
FamilyRe: Couple In Divorce Case Made Love Before Appearing In Court by Kanwulia: 5:26am On Jul 23, 2014
She also voiced her amazement that Sunday brought her to the court for divorce [size=20pt]even when she showered him love.[/size]

According to her, their relationship began when she was in secondary school and they later got married without the consent of her parents.

The union, had produced two children— David, 6, and Simon, 4, despite the fact that no bride price was paid, according to her narrative.

Mariam said she was surprised when she received court summons to appear before the court, adding that the summons did not stop them from living as a couple.

Sunday confirmed that they were still living together because of the children but that he was tired of the marriage, because her parents did not support it in the first place.

The court adjourned the case till July 30 for report of settlement.
Stoopid woman!
I don't understand why NIGERIAN WOMEN think NIGERIAN MEN ARE CAPABLE OF LOVE. . . (giving or receiving)? undecided
SAY MAN WAN PHOCK YOUR AZZZE NA LOVE? undecided
A Nigerian man will sell his mother for sexxxx. . . .MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Na wetin ANIMAL get to do with love? cheesy

WONDERS!!!!!

Typical 'Y' marriage! lipsrsealed

I did not even have to go far. . . OGUN STATE must be involved ke! grin
FamilyRe: How Do You Feel After Sex- For The Married by Kanwulia:
Goldenboy007: And for you to say "kanwulia" is right simply means you have consented to also be tagged as part of the "shameless men"
Abegggi!
Don't take my words OUT OF THE CONTEXT FROM THIS THREAD!
Thanks! kiss

Why are the NIGERIAN MEN on NL not coming to castigate this kind of LOONEY behavior?
If na FEMI NISM. . . you will see them coming to type TRASH by volumes! cheesy
BECAUSE MOST OF YOU ACT JUST LIKE THIS OP. . . .
SICK in the body. . .spirit AND SOUL! kiss

MOST NIGERIAN MEN ARE USED TO PHOCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSSSHAWOS and can NEVER SETTLE DOWN IN MARRIAGES!!! FACT!!! kiss

The reason NIGERIA WILL CONTINUE TO BE ANTI WOMEN AND CHILDREN. . . .

Because SICK PHOCKS like this OP keep breeding and propagating this curse instead of STERILIZING THEIR BLOKOSES!

I really pity the DENSE women who decide to put up with this kind of nonsense.

IF THE OP GET CORRECT BRAIN. . .MAKE IM GO TELL IM WIFE THIS KAIN NONSENSE KE!

I bet you it is a different story he vomits in front of her. cheesy

But then again. . .it takes a DENSE NIGERIAN FEMALE TO CALL THIS ONE A 'HUSBAND' abi? cheesy

If the shoe fits! cheesy

Ta!
FamilyRe: Could You Accept Your Partner's/Spouse's Love Child Into Your Home? by Kanwulia: 4:59am On Jul 23, 2014
zboyd: Some women, that don't want kids, have kids and find it easy to turn them over to someone else to raise.
Their choice! kiss
Then they should NOT DATE OR MARRY MEN WITH KIDS! kiss
It is a total package and the children are FREEEEEEEEEEE to visit their fathers WITHOUT HER PERMISSION.
The come first!
ALWAYS!!!! kiss
PoliticsRe: Who Would Be The Next Delta State Governor In 2015- An Analysis by Kanwulia: 1:28am On Jul 23, 2014
obuksjr: Is that what qualifies one to be a governor?.Please try and eschew this 'it is oown syndrome' that has becloud us from moving forward and put quality first.
Where you dey wey Urhobo and Itsekiris dey do BORN TO RULE like NDI AWUSA for the past 16 years almost in DELTA STATE ni? undecided

Abegggggggi!!!!! Make we hia Sointin!!!! kiss

Na awa turn to CHOP O!

Make una tell dem make dem pack go Warri dey do AGBERO-WARRIOR for dia!

Shiooooooooooor!!!! kiss
PoliticsRe: Who Would Be The Next Delta State Governor In 2015- An Analysis by Kanwulia: 1:21am On Jul 23, 2014
wesley80: A certified crook nontheless
You go join Nigerian politics na, make you sef come NL to smell like rose and as fair as "a lily of the valley"!
Abi wetin you sef dey wait? grin
Abati don repent since to accept BRIBERY AND CORRUPTION AS THE LORDS AND PERSONAL SAVIORS with ARMANI UNDERWEAR AND GUCCI SOCKS. . . . You dey hia dey cry with broke-weather.
Make you sef repent before it is too late for you!!! kiss
FamilyRe: Help Me What Shud I Do My Husband Does Not Want Us To Stay Together.. by Kanwulia:
Another one don come o.
Men are coming. . . TO PHOCK AND GO. . . cheesy
And they will keep PHOCKING and going!!!! kiss


The man has made himself clear. YOU AND HIS CHILD ARE NOT HIS BUSINESS OR PRIORITY AT THE MOMENT!!!
What else do you need to know BUT TO LEARN TO KEEP YOUR NYANSH CLOSED? undecided
Abeg nor piss me off o! angry


Na "men" be ya problem now? When you nefa comot from the UZEBA wey you carry for back like ONE hunch-back of EKIADOLOR? undecided
At your age, Shawn George of NOLLYWOOD don born 2 HEFTY men waka.
Clarion Chukwura don carry BELLE for Shina Peters wey RUN leave am with the BELLE. . . . .GO TRAIN BY HER DAMN SELF! kiss
See CLARENCE PETERS now, the so-called BASTARD CHILD? undecided


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXZGPoa3GDY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ5SlSQvmsk

Nor be your mate be MERCY JOHNSON-OKOJIE aka MAMA PURITY? undecided

Na NL advise dem? undecided


See Papa Clarence don come claim the pikin wey Clarion don suffer train finish. . . BY HERSELF?
You dey hia dey look for advice. . .
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH_XMbVB25w
FamilyRe: How Do You Feel After Sex- For The Married by Kanwulia:
MARKone: @ goldenboy007, kanwulia is actually right, why marry someone, who will only serve as ur Bed mate.

It is debasing, from what OP wrote, his wife is just his sex mate, there is no love there.

OP, YOU DO NOT LOVE YOUR WIFE, QED.

Is it normal? HELL NO!

Unless you got some beef with the woman grin
MEN-tal CRUELTY at its length X Breadth X Height!

The way he is talking about the sexxxual experience with HIS OWN WIFE. . . one would think she forced him to PHOCK HER O! shocked
YOU CAN TELL HE HAS BEEN PHOCKING ASSSSHAWOS SINCE KINDERGARTEN OR AN ASSSHAWO DIS-VIRGINED HIM FOR SURE! kiss

Purely SADISTIC and CALLOUS. . . .like SEXXXXXUALLY molesting a handicap patient in a PSYCH institute.

This one of the MOST disgusting things I have read in the longest time!

Asssshawo even get dignity pass this WIFE tin.

Imagine if woman like me read this kain tin from my husband? WO! I go KILLLLLLL'AN!!!!

MaliCHUKWU!!!! kiss

TUFIAKWA!!!! embarassed
FamilyRe: How Do You Feel After Sex- For The Married by Kanwulia: 11:40pm On Jul 22, 2014
Na dem kain OP gang be dat o!
Mentally abusive PSYCHOS!!!!! kiss
FamilyRe: How Do You Feel After Sex- For The Married by Kanwulia: 11:34pm On Jul 22, 2014
Godmystrength: shocked shocked and the wife was seated right there..........
It was embarrassing!
Till today anyone that attended that party still talks about it.
She was sitting right there. . . .then DEAD SILENCE. . . .
Then some people started conversation to revive the atmosphere.
Then the woman got up and left into the bedroom to have a good cry.
Some of her friends now rushed after her to console her.
They were newly-weds too.

WO! Tins dey happen with NIGERIAN MEN O!!!!

It was like someone died!
I will never forget it! embarassed
We all had to leave o.
Hmmmmmmm!!!!

This was some 10 years ago or so. . . .For this Obodo America!!!! embarassed
Gasssssssh!!!!!
FamilyRe: Meet Dora Akunyili’s 6 Children & Read What They Do For A Living by Kanwulia:
ahnie: rhetorical Questions.
kanwulia just try and be reasonable sometimes.
no Need Brooding bad blood.
Shalom.
Make una see me see trobu o?
Na only you dem sen waka come? undecided

If you wanno pursue moi all over NL. . . .I don't mind.
BUT YOU MUST CHANGE THIS YOUR SICK ID. . . I don tire to look am o. kiss

You should KNOW MY rules by now!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

AZZZZZZZZZZZEN!!!!!(winch) kiss
FamilyRe: Bring Your Photo Albums Back To Life! by Kanwulia: 11:11pm On Jul 22, 2014
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Thanks Kanwulia. She's my wife
HEY!!!! Ohhhhhhhhh GAAAAAD!!!! embarassed

Errrrrrrrrrr. . . . .

*swallows hard. . . . while looking for enough water from Lake Dallas to wash my BIG FOOT down my BIG MOUTH* embarassed

Please, forgive me. cry
I won't do it again.
But you for tell us now.
I think say na catalogue ooooooooooh. cry
I am sorry.

*see hot sweat*

*sighs . . . this is the second time I have phocked up in less than 24 hours. . .I cuss Somebarrrrry with email this morning. . . .come to find out na my BOSS*

NL H-ENEMIES must be after me. undecided

BACK TO SENDER X INFINITY!!!!! angry

I need a drink baaaaaaad. . . . .and off to bed to suck my thumb!

*inhales . . . . exhales . . . .feeling really nauseous. embarassed
PoliticsRe: Governor Chime On The Hunt For His Deputy by Kanwulia: 1:53pm On Jul 22, 2014
So this man don survive?
Where is the new wife-prisoner? cheesy
FamilyRe: Was The Wife Inappropriate? by Kanwulia:
She be NOVICE na!
She never sabi how to CHOP clean mouth or NYANSH well.
Abeg, make we forgive am! grin

OKAFOR'S AND CHEKWUBE'S laws tinzzzzzez! cheesy
FamilyRe: tanx by Kanwulia: 1:43pm On Jul 22, 2014
It means ya GOD'S time had ticked to SILENCE! grin
FamilyRe: Why Do You Think Ladies Don't Reason Straight by Kanwulia: 1:41pm On Jul 22, 2014
Because they encounter men with HUGE egos!!!! grin
Very contagious I tell ya! grin
FamilyRe: 13 Amazing Signs You Are In A Healthy Relationship!!! by Kanwulia: 1:38pm On Jul 22, 2014
You never feel threatened or insecure! cool
FamilyRe: Am I Still Normal? by Kanwulia: 1:23pm On Jul 22, 2014
onegig: I bet that's the new id series we will be seeing when you get in trouble with this one.

He has given you inspiration.
Get in trouble indeed! grin
Even the IJEBU HACKERS could not touch this one!
Abi you hear say I need "protection" from una OGA or MADAM for BOTTOM. . . . . in una "regret of the loss of valuable data" saga?
You hear say my "data" dey losssss? wink
Try me again! I hack you to more "regret of valuable data"! wink
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The PUNISHMENT OF THE NL WICKED AND MISERABLE CONTINUES. . . . . .
AMIIIIIIIN O!
Pawa jam SUPER POWER! wink

Famous words from one of dati una Wor-Wor NL "MGBEKE failed bloggers" aka CHIPMUNKMANDA wannabees. . . . tongue. . . .And I QUOTE:

"This is only the Beginning!!!!!" wink
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS ; Jonathan, Mark Meet Chibok Girls’ Parents Behind Closed-doors.. by Kanwulia: 1:13pm On Jul 22, 2014
Na OGBONI secret society ni? lipsrsealed
Why meet in secret? grin

MISSING GIRLS WITHOUT FATHERS = BASTARDS THAT NEVER EXISTED! kiss
Abegggggggi!!!!


Agbero-presido!!! Carry those ya fitty-fitty kobo, blood-sucking, KPOMO lips go troway far UMBBBLERA nyansh bo!
Nansenzzzzzzze!!!! kiss
PoliticsRe: Stop Harassing My Wife, Ezekwesili’s Husband Warns FG by Kanwulia: 1:08pm On Jul 22, 2014
arewafederation: Ehen... have been looking for you. Abeg send the picture of your Ikebe and your oranges. As a newbie to nairaland I want to collect my own share. lipsrsealed
Sorry, I have never screwed a NLander. . . .
I have taste! kiss
FamilyRe: Would You Marry A Woman With 3 Children? by Kanwulia: 8:04am On Jul 22, 2014
If you can phock her. . .she is good enough for marriage!
Simple! kiss
FamilyRe: Am I Still Normal? by Kanwulia: 8:02am On Jul 22, 2014
Na real Kannolia.
Canoli ni! cheesy
FamilyRe: My Mother Is Trying To Break My Home by Kanwulia: 7:55am On Jul 22, 2014
. . . .And I quote:


[size=20pt]“Tell it not in Gath;[/size] weep not at all; in Beth-le-aphrah roll yourselves in the dust. Pass on your way, inhabitants of Shaphir, in unclothedness and shame; the inhabitants of Zaanan do not come out; the lamentation of Beth-ezel shall take away from you its standing place. For the inhabitants of Maroth wait anxiously for good, because disaster has come down from the LORD to the gate of Jerusalem. Harness the steeds to the chariots, inhabitants of Lachish; it was the beginning of sin to the daughter of Zion, for in you were found the transgressions of Israel. Therefore you shall give parting gifts to Moresheth-gath; the houses of Achzib shall be a deceitful thing to the kings of Israel. I will again bring a conqueror to you, inhabitants of Mareshah; the glory of Israel shall come to Adullam. Make yourselves bald and cut off your hair, for the children of your delight; make yourselves as bald as the eagle, for they shall go from you into exile.”
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: My Mother Is Trying To Break My Home by Kanwulia:
kulyie: It's her mom we talking about. She needs a psychologist since she's mentally disturbed and not violence like you implying
That is not my business.
I deserve SOME FORM of normalcy in my own life. cool
She will not be allowed to propagate such curses in MY OWN LINEAGE I have createed with my husband.
Guaranteed!

She will have to seek that help somewhere else. . . FAR AWAY FROM ME.
She has other children. Let her face them o. kiss
I will choose to be her MINUS ONE till death do her part! kiss
I really will not care! kiss

Those who want love, respect and consideration MUST first practice them!
She will not be missed.
My mama nor go fit try am. SHE KNOW MY OWN KRASE nor get end! kiss
My whole family know WELL-WELL! Go and ask them if you fit.
Nor be dis wan we we sidon dey type for NL o. . . .Hmmmm!
I will not need ANY GOD OR ALLAH to teach her the gravest lessons of her life.
She go CRY GO GRAVE. . . and I will NOT EVEN SPIT ON IT WHEN SHE DIES! kiss
kiss

I go show am if she mess with moi o!
This na WOMAN TO WOMAN O. . . I will not even remember we are related by 'bloodz' when that time comes o.
I DON'T PLAY THAT! kiss
I am not boasting. . .you fit go ask my own mama wetin I fit take her eye and nose see ke! grin
She nor dey krase near my husband o. kiss
IF SHE TRY AM. . . .

TELL IT NOT IN GATH. . . AND PUBLISH IT NOT ON THE STREETS OF ASKELON!

EBENEBE!!!!

Una wey dey read BIBLE. . .Go and read Micah 1:10-16! kiss
PoliticsRe: Stop Harassing My Wife, Ezekwesili’s Husband Warns FG by Kanwulia: 6:07am On Jul 22, 2014
Thank awa GODS for husbands o!!! cool
Nothing like family o!
Nothing like family!!!! cool

Even if the CHIBOK CHICKENS are still laying BOKO EGGS all over Sambisa forest, no need to harass her if she chooses to make a hobby out of searching for the golden eggs! grin

Abi she carry drug for her toto? lipsrsealed
EducationRe: Anambra To Close 486 Exam Miracle Centres by Kanwulia: 6:06am On Jul 22, 2014
Na so dem dey take carry FIRST? cheesy
I always knew they were not so bright!
Teif musssto born teif ke! grin
FamilyRe: Would You Let Your Spouse Flirt? by Kanwulia: 6:03am On Jul 22, 2014
Heck yeah!
I resemble ugly MGBEKE wife wey dey beg for blokos and chop-chop-money? cheesy
The best way to deal with such things is to IGNORE!
Make the man or woman dey flirt dey go na!
E go soon jam blackmailer wey go post im toto or blokos for YouTube/Facebook ke!!! cheesy
If you make it a big deal, OKORO or MGBEKE go begin to feel funky!

Sha-sha make the flirt aim higher o.
A downgrade would be a MAJOR H-INSULT!!!! angry
FamilyRe: Could You Accept Your Partner's/Spouse's Love Child Into Your Home? by Kanwulia:
Unless I have spoken with the mother FIRST!
Just let her know the love child is also MY CHILD! kiss
I have to make her feel comfortable with me, so she can help me understand and support OUR child!
Simple! kiss

To earn a child's respect, you have to gain the TRUST and GENUINE LOVE OF THE MOTHER and vice versa! kiss
Is it rocket science or common sense psychology? kiss
FamilyRe: What Do I Do? by Kanwulia:
You should tell him about the pregnancy.
Just for the records!
Nothing more!
You go understand say MAN FIT GIF WOMAN BELLE. . . . but only woman dey CARRY BELLE!!!! kiss
Your mama nor teasssssh you all dat wan? undecided

YOU GO NO SAY AS NA ONLY YOU WAKA COME. . . .NA ONLY YOU GO WAKA GO!!!!! kiss

This is your business ONLY!
The marriage was rocky and you kept PHOCKING him? shocked
He insisted you stayed at home WHILE DISRESPECTING YOU CONSTANTLY. . . . ? undecided AND YOU AGREED? undecided

Please, don't let me add insult to your injury.

Your misery has only begun and I pity you.

You are a TYPICAL passive-aggressive NIGERIAN WOMAN.
The MOST unfortunate circumstance.

You have made your mat. . . . Please, roll it and take refuge under the nearest bridge.
You are in for A ROUGH RIDE!
All the best. . . . kiss
FamilyRe: My Mother Is Trying To Break My Home by Kanwulia: 4:29am On Jul 22, 2014
A woman with a HUSBAND and a CHILD acting helpless with a PSYCHO MOM? undecided
WO! If na me ehn? I GO "ARRANGE" her seriously. . . . Pretend like say nor be me do am!!!! cool
If she see me for road, she go catch CONVULSION by the time I finish with this kain PATIENCE OZOKWOR kind of DEMON-IN-LAW! kiss

I GO so shooooooooow am ehn!
SHE WILL BE BANNED FROM MY LIFE FOREVER!
This is not a MOTHER-DAUGHTER relationship on ANY LEVEL. YOU ARE PLAYING WITH A WITCH!!!!! kiss
You are a woman like herself, time to teach her a lesson or 2! kiss
But privately. . . .away from your husband, MIL and child.
Meet her outside YOUR HOME and WARN HER NEVER TO COME ANYWHERE NEAR YOU . . . .Or else, SHE WILL BE ASSASSINATED ON THE SPOT! kiss

Guuuuuuuuuurl!!! No one can break your home UNLESS YOU EMPOWER HIM OR HER TO DO SO! kiss
FamilyRe: I Have Made Up My Mind For A Divorce. My Wife Don't Value Me. by Kanwulia: 4:18am On Jul 22, 2014
The main reason I don't encourage in-laws in my home or allow my siblings to fraternize with my husband!
I don't do "village square" gatherings! kiss
FamilyRe: Am I Still Normal? by Kanwulia: 4:13am On Jul 22, 2014
You have lost interest in your wife.
Her affair has taken a toll on you psychologically.
Your mind forgave her, but YOUR PRICK did not!
Simple! kiss

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