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https://www.nairaland.com/245864/how-chioma-anasoh-super-mistress-ruined

Welcome to the GOSSIP COLUMN OF NL!

What do you expect FROM AN 'OLUCHI'?. . . She is doing GOD'S WORK IN LEH-GUS!
Where money go. . .Abia woman go!
Like Nkiru Sylva-ANUS!
The 'hustling' women of ABIA STATE. . . AKA 'SPECIAL ADVISERS' of bedroom matters!

THIS FFK SEF. . .was he not 'doing' BIANCA OJUKWU IN ONE CORNER TOO?

What a MAN-HOE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Not now. . . ONLY WHEN HE HAS SERVED OUT HIS TERM!!! NOT BEFORE!!!!
I think being in confinement would make him a more civilized human.
Nothing to do with the NIGERIAN POLITICAL INTRIGUES. . . .
Besides, let his HYPER-ACTIVE 'BLOKOS' get a little rest.

It is the safest place for him. . . because of JONATHAN GOODLUCK!
They really can't stand each other.
Seriously.

GEJ is pro WEST.
Ibori is PRO NORTH.

IBORI FOR LIFE!

So, how does a divorce solve your problem? You will still get to do IT ALL minus the nagging. . . . !
Once you get divorced, you compound your problems with the unfortunate children who have to be left with an IRRESPONSIBLE, CANTANKEROUS mother. . . WHO IS PROLLY DEMENTED WITH FRUSTRATION!

YOU ARE ONLY GONNA TRADE SIMPLE PROBLEMS FOR MORE COMPLEX ONES! BECAUSE THERE ARE CHILDREN INVOLVED!!!!

You are stuck. . .!
Instead of thinking about yourself. . .start thinking about your child/children FIRST!
The welfare and happiness of THE CHILD OR CHILDREN WHO DID NOT ASK TO BE BORN INTO THIS WORLD BY EITHER OF YOU SHOULD COME FIRST!

Period!

Messiah ko. . . El RUFAI ni!
THEY ARE ALL JOBLESS. . .No exceptions!

The mother is only being a TYPICAL MAMA NAIJA!
Any male or female who has not developed thick skin to such IS REALLY THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEM.

All she has to say is 'YES MOMMY' till one of them departs this world.
SIMPLE!

You should never hide such facts from children.
When people start calling them 'bastards' in the future. . .they would learn to say things like:

"Glad to be one. . . At least I never knew my biological parents. . .so what happened to you wey bastard better pass? TWO FATHERS(GOD THE FATHER AND GOD THE HOLY GHOST), ABANDONED BY BOTH!!!

Or: "BABY ABIOLA. . . .HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR DNA TEST LATELY?"

I would teach them how to REPLY. . . .PREPARE THEM FOR THE WORLD'S CRUELTY. . .ADOPTION IS NOT A CRIME!

http://www.9jabook.com/forum/topics/linda-ikeji-i-never-liked-sex

http://lindaikeji..com/2007/10/female-genital-mutilation.html

http://ngmix.net/lib/vendor/web/articles/7/4510.html


Well, she was circumcised. . . that explains her frigidity and social 'awkwardness'. . .half a woman is better than none!

*sighs*

NIGERIANS AGAIN IN AFRICA!
Na curse?

Dear South African sisters. . .KEEP THOSE MEN THERE WITH YOU! I support your protest!
HIV++++ is one in 4 over there.
WE DON'T WANT THEM BACK!
Thank you!

Hopefully it stays that way. . . if NOLLYWOOD scripts are anything to go by!
I hope SECOND and THIRD wives around the corner?
I don't know ANY COMFORTABLE NIGERIAN MAN WITH ONLY ONE CONCUBINE. . .not to mention ONE WIFE!
Mu che che che che che

Not even 'mechanics' and 'wheelbarrow-pushers'!

TIME FOR YA WIFE TO FAST AND PRAY!

Shameless old GOAT!
Hail the AREA FADA of DEMON-CRAZZZY IN NIGERIA!!!!

Good for him o!
No vacancy in the GUBERNATORIAL seat!
NA DELTA NORTH GET AM!
Urhobo/Itsekiri. . .PACK AND TO BACK TO WARRI!!!
All those your ILLEGALLY acquired properties will have to RETURN TO OWNERS!
I can't wait!

Or else. . . WE SEND YA AZZZES TO 'BRIXTON' JAIL!

Good luck to you!
Your parents are living their lives, please go and live yours!
Perhaps, if they had total faith in you. . . . . A BABY FARM WOULD HAVE BEEN THE LEAST OF THEIR PLANS!!!

Just saying.

Make it a pleasurable experience for ALL by being supportive!!! SIMPLE!!!
Especially, since you have no surviving siblings.
I would be happy!!!!

Hmmmmm!!!

Like you know for sure you are gonna out-live both your parents and the child!

You be GOD?

Mtcheeeeeeew!!!!

Shallow mind-set, with the most VAIN blemish!

At least we know for a fact that some 'forum members' QUENCHED before their parents AND GRAND-PARENTS!

Siddon for NL dey 'swell chest'!!!!

All the best!!!!

Abeg, speak for yourself o!
MY OWN MARRIAGE IS NOT A BOND, not to mention BONDAGE!!!!
I have MANY SATELLITE TVS/RADIOS, not to mention channels!
Shiiiioooooooor!!!!

For this SHORT LIFE?
FIAAAAAAAAAAKWA!!!!!!

But this is the reality of ALL marriages!
Don't allow AWON lie-lie to deceive you o!
Sex in marriage is WORK!!!
Different sex drives, different moods and DIFFERENT PRIORITIES!
Don't you see how many 'desperate housewives' on NL jumping from thread to thread with AGRO? With husbands they have no knowledge of their whereabouts. . . . EVEN WITH THE HELP OF BABALAWO GPS/SAT- NAV?

Learn to pleasure yourself! This is 2014 almost!

Ask Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala!!! A WHOLE WORLD BANK EXEC!

Ha!!!!

Still on controversy about individual sexuality huh?
Not innarestid!!!
But I do relish the idea that someone gets to gossip about her azzzzze too!
Like she makes an honest living doing.
TATAFO JAM TATAFO!!!!!

I lovvvvvvit!!!!!

DefiNATly peace of mind!
Every other thing I can give myself with or without him in my sweeeeeet life!!!
My life has always been happy and peaceful before he showed up.
So diafore, his only business is to maintain the 'status quo'!
NO STESS FROM HIM AND I GET DO WHATEVER I DEEM FIT!!!
SHIKENA!

I ain't in a prison and I love to have my own AUTONOMY even in marriage!!!

Amen to that!!!!

Hmmmm!!!

Since this una 'GOD' created man, daughters have never rested. The MOTHER of the girls say it is FAMILY tradition!

Sounds like what OBJ will say!

This is what happens when women live without constant 'WAXING'! When she had allowed the dogs and cats to be licking her 'lonely' Congo!
AWON "BORN AGAIN SECONDARY VAJINZZZ'!!!!

We all know that UNWASHED puss-puss smells like TUNA FISH!!!!

All na PUPPY CHOW abi na PURINA ONE!!!!

Rest In Pieces. . . . Because na only pieces go remain for cremation!!!

Women take note! Use your CONGO well, so you don't resort to BESTIALITY in your old age!!! Amen!!!!

Interesting angle!
She MAY have posted the stuff herself?
WOW!

Mu he he he he he

Like some deranged, 'poly-monikering', attention-seeking, riff-RAFFS we know!

May they meet with the same end! Iseeeeeeeeee!!!

Bully ko, bully ni!
Nonsense!
Imagine being attacked by cyber riff-RAFFS?
She must have had a very fragile ego!
Poor thing!
It is all OVA.
R. I . P darling. No more BULLIES FOR YONDER!

Heeeeeeey.
What dozzzzn't kill you, makes you stronger!
Including THE SO-CALLED ISSUE OF THE BLOOD OF JESUS!

Ask my HELL-FULLY father aka SATAN!

HELLFALSTING FADA!
HELLFALSTING SHUN!

Take the glory biko!

Correct ke?
I resemble potential STROKE VICTIM?
A NIGERIAN MAN? You are JJJJOKING with ya life!


We have passed that stage o!
He DARES not correct moi either!
Efry barrrry mein yin yown BISSSSSNESSSS!!! Amen!!!!!!
We are now in the 'IGNORE' phase!

How can this be?
When the SENILE AND DEMENTED flock of MISSSSSSERABLE sheep frrrrreeeelllllyyyy gave him the loot?l
Arrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!

Na who dey rubbish who?
WONDERS!!!
Sounds like a DEMI-ILLITERATE!!!!
See neck like BOAR-CONSTRICTOR!!!

Amen!

You can only VIEW IT when you ain't gerrrring none!
The FACT is Sex is a GADDDDEM CHORE in marriage!
After 1 week with ANY dude, I HAVE TO BE DRUNK TO GET A GOOOOOOD URGAZM!!!

I believe in RECYCLING my men!!!!

Kissing my American passport with GLEE!
Good to know the CORRUPT USA takes care of it's citizens !!!

A Nigerian student in Cyprus?
WONDERS!
Or doing 'male ashawo' in EUROPE KWA NU?
R.I. P. sha o!

. . . Back to work jare. Enough of this 'dry' NL!