₦airaland Forum

mezebel: homo!!!

LESBO!!!!

Forwetinnah: I'm guessing you're a 2nd or 3rd wife..I love my space too but 'visiting husband' is a big mba for me.

Ehennn?
Na whissssh wan kam to consiney ya for h-inside?

Shebi UNA don miss me since?
Make I go balance for my bed. I dey kam for all of UNA ke!

Wait me ke!

creamylicious: NA kanwulia una create this post for? The bearer succeeded in drawing attention to himself or herself.

O JES O!
Na we dey "bubble" this dry land of "fake azzzzes"!!!!

shizzle11: dem ladies running their mouth anyhow as if there are no doting husbands who even deserve better women as wives...mtcheewwwww


Waiting...we need a corresponding thread so we all see where the likes of Kanwulia fall into

You already know, so why bother?
We are FREEEEE GIVERS AND RECIPIENTS!

continentalceo: You are obviously a learner...All this small secondary school girls that have a Blackberry and can type...if you were as grownup and matured as you pose to be, then you'll know that Nigerian men are highly in demand globally. Just leave the shores of this country, South Africa, Ghana, America, UK, Malaysia etc. Women Dig Naija guys so lady if when you become a woman ( in 10years) and you still decide to be single, pls just don't blame it on the Quality of Naija men cus our men are the Bomb! Just Ask thos S.A chiks

NIGERIAN men can only be in high demand to UGLY FAT WHITE TRASSSSSH WOMEN!

Or GHETTOID-BLACK WOMEN MOLESTED BY THEIR FATHERS, UNCLES, BROTHERS OR SONS.

All FOREIGNERS!!!

A true NIGERIAN woman can only afford to manage your azzzzzes as SPERM DONORS or for COMIC RELIEF VALUE!!!

Make you thank ya satan say I live for NAIJA before I kam Ay-Merica!

I would not touch a NAIJA with an EBOLA VIRUS!

UNA uselessssss pass dust-bin for rotten, smelly pads and tampons!!!!!

shizzle11: .so invariably you are telling us that majority of the abortions you did were carried out by men? interesting!

Yes!
The only female I met refused!
She begin quote me NEW TESTAMENT and SOME BLOOD OF THE LAMB SHYTE!

I juss WAKA lef am go meet one native doctor for h-inside Sambisa Forest!
A MAN.

I was his customer # 81 for that NIGHT!

Nor be only me WAKA COME O!

Nwanneluv: Check your inbox

Say who DIE?
7 years on NL. . . .and still receiving emails?

Satan don punish God pata-pata!

HELLLLLLL NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Na only you go WAKA GO FOR DIA O!

Chai!!!
Chai!!!
Chai!!!

NA ONLEEEE ME WAKA KAM

PisssssssPAL!!!! NOR PISS HIA OOOOO!!!

Still popular even on vacation from NL?

*singing DAVIDO*

A-Y-E!!!!

Nobarry can PHOCK you likey I do
Nobarry can PHOCK you likey I do

Muhehehehehe

Diarrrrrris GODDUUUU oooooooooh!!!

Dream on!

You can only get what you give!
Simple!!!!!

Only what I put in the joint-account!
The rest he can get when I DIE!
Amen!!!!!

No regrets so far!

No!
Unless you a married to a BADLUCK JONATHAN!

Cabinbiscuit: I believe in gender equality but how can your husband even call you a wife knowing that men of different colours, heights, and dicks have been there and is still going there.
Nothing personal but you disgust me.

This tin must be chooooking you o!
Why don't you ask women married to one man the same questions?
How do women feel. . . Knowing many toto-sharpeners with one blokos-pencil?
Just as you have NNA ANYI in Nigeria and Africa. . . . .
Welcome to NNE ANYI of Africa!!!!!
May I keep disgusting you IN LIFE AND DEATH!!!!!
Amen!!!!!!

Lemme guess?
KWENU!!!!!!

Your thought processes ALWAYS match your actions!!!!

Cabinbiscuit: People like you are the reason they say we atheists are lawless...cos I think you are one(atheist)

And I wonder who marries a runs woman abi lady and still let's her do her thing... someone define marriage again, please!

DISGUSTING!!!

Hmmmmmmm!!!!!
Welcome to civilized marriages!
Too bad you believe in BOKO HARAM unions as master and slave!!!!!
Na ya level be dat o!!!!

lofty900: calm down.

I wanto marry! Dey don break. . . COOOCK DON CROW. KOOOKOOOOROOOOOOKOOOOOOOO!!!!
When BRRRRRRRRRREAZZZTS DON DEY SWEEP GRAAAANNNND PLUS OCEAN FLOOR!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe_HtA5zw9U

Abeg nor 'mention' me back for this USSSSSSSSSSSELESS thread for attention-seeking NL WWWWHORRRRES 'N PIIIIMMMMPS!
Nanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzenzzzzzzzzzz!

THESE NA THE SAME USSSSSSSSSLESS IJJIOTS OF WOMEN WEY GO DEY CLAIM 'FEMI NISM'. . . .YET DEM NOR HOL' SHI-SHI FOR POCKET TO MARRY DEM OWN HUSBAND PUT FOR 'OUSE!
Awon 'OBIAGELI/OBIANUJU' SUPERSTARS!
Locccccccccccal tinz!

Grayz: I can take every other insult from you as i have known you to be a nuisance in this forum but don't you ever in your life bring my family in this.

For your info I am gainfully employed. Anuofia!

I did not insult you.
I only asked you A SIMPLE QUESTION which requires a SIMPLE ANSWER!
A nuisance indeed!
Wetin you dey wait for? Come and ban! I nor say my ID dey pinch dat your TRIPLE-WIDE PLANET URANUS!
DO YA PHACKING WORST!

Just as you brought your USELESS POVERTY-STRICKEN LIFE TO THIS FORUM. . .I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO THE SAME!
RETIRED, DILAPIDATED, ASSSSSSSSSHAWO DUNDEE-UNITED!
Na now ya mates dey marry with your CUBAN/LIBYA IMMIGRATION AGE?

Now, make I cuss you well well. . .you polymonikering CHEAP NL WHORRRRE.
You siddon for hia dey ration money between house and marriage!
You BUSH CHURCH-RAT!

Only ijjjjots likey ya cannot differentiate a simple kweshun from an insult because YOU ARE DENSE!
Your mates don build dem own houses PLUS PAY GROOM'S PRICE ON TOP OF THEIR HUSBANDS' HEADS AND AZZEZ like MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE!
You dey for NL dey form 'MGBEKE WIFEY'!
You nor reasssssssssh to be MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE IM GRAND MAMA?
Stephanie Okereke Linus Idahosa nko?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3_l1TRvzM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABngyrGyYic

Ode! CARRY YOU USELESS THREAD OF POVERTY COMOT FOR HIA JOR!
You dey go marry many man wey nor get house? In 2014?
DESPERADO OLD CARGO!!!!
WEY YA OWN HOUSE. . .ABI NA UNDER BRIDGE YOU DEY LIVE?
The yeye man nor get taste! Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

LAHOR WO WO. . . . SIKORDOR!

SASHEE WOR-WOR DI KA GI. . . .MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!

Now. . .PHOCK OFF WITH YOUR USELESS THREAD!
GOODU LUCKU WITH YA BOKO HARAM WEDDING!!!
IJJJJIOT!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv2Fkr37dqY

fellis: Nice one, your posts can sabi make sense sha.

Of course!

*nor let awon jolosi peeps cassssh you o*

Chai!!! 2PM. . . .Time to go pick my mamma and the kids from h-aiport. . .LONDON OFF WE GO!

>loggs off<

Middle Belt. . .as usual.
Neither hia nor dia!!!!
Afterall nobarry help una fight 'Fulani Herdsmen'!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olkS6KdF0Mw

It is called a fight or flight response.
He probably was not thinking.
On the other hand. . .not all people are maternal or paternal.
Marriage and family life might just be inconvenienceS to them.
Any escape route is a welcome relief.
He prolly started the fire too!

*edited to correct my IBONS. . . before one ITK like moi shove am for my face. . . LIKE I 'DOES'!!!*

To prevent astigmatism!
Simple!
Try kissing your hand up close and see if you don't come down with a MAJOR HEADACHE!

Wives who wanno cheat do not need permission!

SalvationMopol: Be honest.
If you were the man, what would you do?

It takes a thief to catch a thief!
Share the damn box and tell her she is the best!

Wives who wanno cheat do not need permission!

He set a trap for you. . .and you escaped.
Let him build his house.
You might still get married.

WHERE IS YOUR OWN MONEY?

Abi na empty hand YOU AND YOUR FAMILY wan take marry the man?

kevolysis12: wetin dis one dey talk sef..

Some pipo jolos me
Some pipo jolos me
Some pipo jolos me. . .

Because the are CHRISTIANS!
A JOLOS GOD. . . will always have JOLOSI followers ke!

GO AND DIE!!!!

Boys to men!
Big-big belle. . .small-small blokos!
Twa!

This is a testimony that NIGERIAN WOMEN DO NOT HAVE TO ENJOY SEXXX IN BED WITH NIGERIAN MEN!
Thain my H-Agnostic Gawd say sperm sabi swim!
Many Nigerian women would have been labelled 'barren'!

Mu che che che che che

I agree!
Military rule was better.
100% better.
Africans and NIGERIANS are not qualified for self rule!
HO-HA!

igbo2011: Define progress and backwards. You know in america 50 percent of jail popukation is black and 24 percent of people in america arr black.

In america there is alot of pollution and environmental decay. There is also racism. Is that progress.

In different african societies they would work tigether tgere was no poverty and little crime. We also had science technology engineering philosophy and math too.

What us your definition of progress

Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!
See people wey nor get 'drainage' system all over Africa dey complain pollution and environmental decay in the country of others.
When you can afford to give your country 'a public' drainage system, a network of reliable communication and cure the epileptic power sector for starters. . . .

Gimme a holla!

fubbyy: I red everything you put up but couldn't comprehend

You sound so depressed just like me, what is your pain? Why killing yourself over me? I wonder why you spent time typing all this if you are not also feeling suicidal just like me, this is what am passing through so I know the trait when I come across one

You don't just make sense my dear, you said people who wan commit suicide no dey announce am, well, I don't wish to commit suicide but am feeling suicidal, if you understand english you will know the different between the two

Like I said before you are more depressed

I sound depressed like you?
Wonders!
A CATATONIC BYTCH LIKE YOU WHO SITS ON A THREAD to go back and forth WHILE CLAIMING TO BE DEPRESSED.
I knew you were looking for fresh 'ritual victims'!

You jam rock! WINCH!!!!

It is not a competition my dear.
You are the one who chooses to use a 'suicide' thread to garnish attention to your SICK BODY AND SOUL.
Stop PLACING A CURSE on yourself.
You may just get what you wish for.

There is another thread for 'suicidees'. . .
I have never visited it.
You need to contain your curses there.

You may think it is funny. . . .
But only a SICK PHOCK like you will use such a topic to toy with on or off NL.
I pity your life.

TO HELL AND BACK WITH YOU AND YOUR USELESS THREAD.
I don't tango with DEPRESSED PSYCHOS like you!
I can always smell a FAKE. . . . .You disgusting swine!

Famous LAST words:
GO AND DIE!!!!

FKBZ: Lol have been following for a while.
You are one hell of a funny woman.

Mu he he he he he

Soooooooooooo off for 5 days!
I get work?
See those 'viewing'. . .
The potential suicide victim still online. . . playing on the emotions of 'fools'!

'fubbbbblyyyyyyyy'. . . you dey for down dia?
Na wetin you dey wait?
YOU TINK SAY SUICIDE NA JOKE?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!