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SAMBARRY: Lord have mercy. Kanwulia you are becoming very popular this days and of course hilarious to

I have always been popular ke. SINCE MY MILITIA-BABEELOVE-ALMONDJOY DAYS. . .FROM 7 YEARS AGO.
Come to find out that 'conspiracy' dey FROM THE OGA AND MADAM ON TOP with their ASHAWO-GO-MARRY-FOR-CYBER, follow-follow, OKORO-NGBATIC, ding-bats of E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI, LOCAAAAAAAAAAAAL, moderators and super-moderator-double-trible agents to pursue me from NL/NVS and the whole world.
All because of 'DORTY' blokos wey nor reach 10kobo KPOMO or LOKOJA MARKET!!!!

SAY WHO DIE?
Make dem com try dem luck!
We go see who go die f'O'rst ON OR OFF THE CYBER AIRWAYS!!!

https://www.nairaland.com/militia
https://www.nairaland.com/babeelove
https://www.nairaland.com/almondjoy

GO THROUGH THESE POSTS AND HAVE A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LAFF.
I have always been NOTORIOUS. . .and loving it!

WE SHALL SEE!
The reason the PATIENCE OZOKOWOS of NL have stopped feeling funky.
Dem don taya to pursue me from NL to NVS ke.
Pawa pass pawa!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9JtUN4jyeI

When real stars are shinning. . . .meteors only erupt sporadically and fall into the deep sea!

MGBEKES DON GO RESSSSST with their H-OKORO H-UNGBATI GANG OF BUSY-BODIES AND CYBER BULLIES WANNABEES. . .
AWON PATIENCE OZOKWOR ATI SALAWA ABENI FEELING FUNKY!
Muchechechechechecheche
Natin dem a fit do. . .
No one can curse who jah has blessed. . . .
OSONDI OWENDI!!!! Ndi 'ISHU na OSHU monkey'!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmtllahAWAg

Naetochukwu: somedays just try being real, identify with the weak and stop being sarcastic...
If your patient comes to you with suicidal thoughts, don't tell me you will just walkaway?

Na who be this counterfeit NAETO-C?
Walk away for what?
Is the family section a BURIAL GROUND for suicidal MOFOS?
Those wey wan quench nor dey h-announce am o.
Ask YOUR FELLOW NLANDERS. . . . IN THEIR GRAVES. . . WHO HAVE DONE JUST THAT. . . quenched because of BLOKOS ON AND OFF NL!
I nor sen una message!

Na today this thread 'opin'?
How many suicide threads una wan 'opin' for NL?
Abeg make una carry una bad luck go for one thread o.
I do not log on to NL to see 'CLINICALLY-DEPRESSED' souls in the family section.
Even if you are ONE OF MY FAMILY members. . .I WILL GLADLY SEND YOU TO DR KEVORKIAN to give you a most peaceful end!
Go the 'OFFICIAL SUICIDE' thread. . . or DIE IN PEACE. . . .OR MANY PIECES!

https://www.nairaland.com/1347408/feeling-suicidal-come-here-first

Is this the HEALTH OR PSYCHO SECTION of NL?

Haba!!!

Many are not depressed on or off NL. . .
I nor like am.
Period!!!!

If this your 'JOMGBA' OP was not seeking some SICK ATTENTION. . . why did he or she not go here?
WHEN SOME SICK PHOCK wants to seek attention in this family section. . .'It' will come up with a 'suicide' thread. . .like it is something to make fun of.

Nansenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Nothing really.
I am one of them 'AFRICAN AZZES' WITH EUROPEAN MINDS. . .and loving it!
It would be a tragedy to have A EUROPEAN AZZE and an AFRICAN MIND!
Tufiakwa to backwardness!

khiaa: I'm not a player, one man at a time for me. lol (excluding side pieces)

Naaaaaaaaaaa. . . I nor be playa o.
I am a realist.
No need to repent. . .I ain't gat time for childish or juvvy-geriatric games.
What you see is what you get.
No shaaaaaaaaakin'. . . .
ASIS!

engrsyer: u too much. I dey confam am... U get doings :p

[size=20pt]Don't TOUSSSSHIT. . . .Oya COMFAAAAAAM. . .Be No Ni[/size]

Let's ge ge. . .
Let's ge ge. . .
Let's ge ge. . .
Get dowwwwwwn!!!!

Hoo kan do h-it?
Hoo kan do h-it?
Hoo kan do h-it?
Like I doooooo?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UAP24fpHH4

OkikiOluwa1: Whao!
Those kinda dreams sha.

It was sooooooooooooo real. I SAW HER IN A DREAM. . . WEARING THE WATCH AND BRACELET DANCING AWAY and having a good time!
Then I woke up!
And it came to pass.
SHE WAS ALREADY WEARING THE WATCH AND BRACELETS. . . . .
It was frightening!
Hmmmmmm.

Some years back. . . A relative was relocating back to Nigeria.
He had no choice really. He had to go back with his family of 6. . .including himself and some others living with them.
I think a total of 7 or 8 people. They had shipped all their things to Nigeria.
Suddenly I had this very ominous feeling of tragedy!
I asked him if he really had to go?
I told him to be careful.
He stated NIGERIA was his country and he would rather die there.
He got his wish. . . . .

He came to the US One last time before he died and I took him back to the airport.
On my way back home. . .I almost got in a car wreck because I was so sleepy.
He died in a ghastly motor vehicle accident.
A sad irony.

Some things cannot be explained!

engrsyer: dont behave like Kanwulia ooo... :p:p

Kanwulia nor get duplicate on or off NL oooooo. . . .

AdexAbbey: Ha!


Means, u don't believe in NAIJA?

I believe in the US prophesy. . .NIGERIA WILL DISINTEGRATE in 2015!

AdexAbbey: Really?

Have u forgot that, with God everything is possible...

Nigeria and NIGERIANS are impossibilities!
Make we dey look sha!

AdexAbbey: Even if it's one day, he still needs our prayer...

I don't think any god or GOD would answer prayers on behalf of fools.

We all left and returned to our respective homes, I did not accuse anyone but had a hunch who had taken the items.
Then I had a dream and it felt so real.
I dreamed that I was at a party SAW ONE OF THOSE 2 RELATIVES wearing the watch.
It was so real. . . but I did not confront her.

6 weeks later. . . The relative I DREAMED about called me to tell me I FORGOT THE WATCH AND 2 BRACELETS IN HER HOUSE!
I had been to her house several times after our trip and I asked her why she tell me the items were in her house?
She stated she did NOT KNOW THEY WERE MINE. . . .AND HAD STARTED WEARING THEM?

The strangest part of this WAS LIKE THE DREAM I HAD. . . .it was now a REALITY!

The power of intuition. . . I have always had!

So happy to have my watch and bracelets back.

I don't steal. . . and no one can steal from me!!!
Amen!!!!

I invited some of my relatives to my home out of state and when they left. . . one of my watches and 2 gold tennis bracelets ended up missing.
We all traveled together to and from for a party. Both their sons had graduated from high school and so I paid for their return tickets as gifts to their sons(my first cousins) for making us proud by gaining admission into universities.

I complained that I was missing the items in their presence and BOTH stated they had not seen them. I was baffled because the only other person in the house was my husband.

The wristwatch was a gift from my sister. . .the bracelets I bought aboard a Lufthansa flight to and from Nigeria.
I was saddened by it all.
I really loved those items. Especially the watch from my sweet sis!

http://www1.macys.com/shop/product/longines-watch-womens-stainless-steel-bracelet-l42164126?ID=370775&CategoryID=23930&LinkType=PDPZ1

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SAMBARRY: kanwulia o

Yessssssssh?

BUSHHUNTER: U see ur life u still do runs at dis old age LAter u go dey complain of heartbreak EWU anofia

You de jolos?
Abeg. . . go beta market jor!
Shior!

Marriage is an INVESTMENT for old age.
You must sacrifice your youth to reap the retirement benefits of marriage1
You want to have enough memories to keep you warm in your grave.

Marriage is a life-long race. . . Before 10 years. . . YOU ARE STILL PLAYING, for you ain't seen nothing yet!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TILL IT IS GONE!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLa4qXhk99o

How will "their responds" be ke?
Na who be all these people wey dey 'shell YINRISH' for this NL?

OGIE VBEN!(my gawd)

ojeffo: NOW I DO STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT U BE CONFIRMED GUY MAN...Y U DEY FORM TO BE TOTO NAA WEN U BE ORIGINAL DICKIE

I must be a good ACTOR. . .
Or some WOMEN PASS MAN!

. . .Or both!

laplace19: Hahaha.....@ the bolded...

I don dey envy you already..... see fine room ......






Make I hear say I no comot from this country

No poverty!
Poor man can afford ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING. . . . .

Yup!
And some others on the side!

Many times.
The power of the human brain!!!

laplace19: Lolz.... I swear to God stress for this country don change my childhood skin colour......Sun own pass and I don wowor too....... can't wait to leave this country ooo,cos I seriously need my childhood skin colour back

I did not know I was 'YELLOW' till I left Nigeria.
I don almost turn ALBINO. . . .
My color kam come out well well.
That sun and heat make me look like 'OKO MOLLAH'!
Tufiakwa!!!

Posin come dey baff with beta wota. . .NOT BOREHOLE with ring-worm and craw-craw all over my nyansh and face!
Everywhia clean. . . no dorty!!!
From hia-condisshuna to hia-condisshuna!!!

Abeg run comot kwik kwik. . .before you turn to BANBANGIDA!!!

SEE BETA ENVIRONMENT WEY HUMAN BEINGS LIKE ME DEY LIVE FOR H-AMERICA! Chai!!!! No going back lai lai!!!

The eyes havvvit!

My most favorite picture.
I had to reproduce 10 copies for posterity!

kulyie: So because of seks or the man's performance in bed she killed her own kids



by the way what is the meaning of OROSCO that you use in referring to your self?

The woman did not kill her kids. . .EVEN WORSE.
she dropped them off AT THE NEAREST SALVATION ARMY. . . as donations to the public!
Orosco na area mama AKA AGBERO MAFIOSO RING-LEADER!
Of course I am referring to myself.
Before nko?

Segadem: So ur data doesn't cost u anything?

Nothing!
Na flat rate for H-internet hia o!
Free WIFI efrywhia!
Absolutely NOTHING!

To prove a point. . . .While waiting for PART 2 OF THE GREAT NL CRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSH!!!!
That you can only run run run. . .Pass TERRY G. . . When you run MAD!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nj10IF3tMo

Lemme guess?
Why do I always get these ethnic-barbaric groups right?
It must be the EAST-WEST CONNECTOR. . . .Austell, COBB COUNRRRRY. . . .Georgia.
I nor go forget the HOT SPEEDING TICKET wey I get on this road about 10 years ago.
Chai!!!

What was the topic again?
Those BOKO HARAM HAREM peeps again?

Serve them right.
Make them dey 'taka' themselves dia!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPyL0Z4KtSc

IT IS CHEAP!!!
Nothing to like. . .
Nothing to hate. . .
Just a cheap means of entertainment.
Period!

If I had to pay one red cent to log on. . . I WOULD NOT!

NONE OF THE ABOVE AND SOME CHANGE!
I hold the 4 ACES to my life. . . not ANY MAN or ANY CHILD!
As single or married. . .I FEAR NOTHING.
I was born alone. . .and will die alone.

Fear is for cowards.
Soldier go. . .soldier come. . .BARACK NOR DEY H-EMPTY.
No one is indispensable!
If you want a man or a child that bad. . .USE YOUR MONEY TO BUY SOME!
SHAKARA DON H-END. . . !


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAqxWa9Rbe0

adbokus: U cn önly knw so much abt a man by his manners..wanton creature! By da way, Seun Osewa is a yoruba persn..u cn as well take a hike 4rm Nairaland...

I don't givva phock about you or your Seun.
When I signed up on NL. . .I did not care whose business it was.
I still don't care.
If he did not put his name down there. . .I would not have noticed.

I only post my shyte. . .I DON'T ADVERTISE on NL.
If my post makes his pocket heavier. . .that is all he can get from me.
He does not bother me. . . I do not bother with him!
Now get lost!

The more you look. . . the less you see!
2015 go sweeeeeeeeet gaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!
All oldest professions begin with the letter 'P'!
Pros titution + Politics!
Assshawo go either follow the biggest blokos. . . or the deepest pocket!