₦airaland Forum

Till then. . . .never say never!
Some dead are better than some living things I have slept with!
Truth be told!
Good news. . .I ain't that BROKE, and NEVER WILL. . . AMEN!

Like it makes a difference?
With all the DULLARDS populating Nigeria by the second?
More like BACK TO CULTISM!

almondjoy: A matter of choice. It is not all about the woman wanting to stay "pretty".  Some babies do not even like to breast feed and prefer the formula.  Some mothers have difficulty producing breast milk.  Others have the babies getting sick from poor hygiene from the mother's milk.  Others do not gain enough calories to maintain adequate weight gain status necessary for mental and physical development. So what do you do?

Bill Gates did not breast feed, and I don't think he act like a cow either.

Yes, there are lots of benefits from nursing.  But if it is not working, no need to sweat it. It works for some and does not work for others.  No need to sweat it a say!  You can only do your best for your baby.

You toooooooooooo mussssssssh!
ALWAYS AS CONSTANT AS THE NORTHERN STAR!
Say it again darling. . . .

All about choice!
To breazzztfeed na by force?
Na woman get the breaazzzts. . .HER CHOICE!

The black race sure has a lot of 'evolution' to undergo. . .towards humanity.
The darker the skin. . .the more HIDEOUS the spirituality.
Only AFRICAN MEN can do such a thing!
Tufiaaaaaaakwa!

The 'lady' with her 'skinny' butt on youtube already looked like she gat AIDS!
Wetin she dey fian for RIVERS state from OWERRI. . .when her husband is 'OFFSHORE'?
Abi Rivers State NA BIAFRA EXTENTION OF 'ABANDONED PROP-TY'?

Good! No SELECTION in 2015!
Hallelujah!
Even if Jonathan be one kain yeye GOD wey hellep JACOB to tief ESAU im birthright!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Be kiafoo o!
You know that e-badu belle and e-jolosi full for Nigeria!

NO BARRY WANNO SEE YOU RIZZZZZZZZZIN'!!! '
Especially as a female!

I am loving this 'deportation' trend!
Especially for 'those' who choose to go seek 'browner' pastures in other people's land!
Thain my H-Agnostic Gawd! ABUJA IS A NO MAN'S LAND!
Delta State Nigeria(the land of my darling husband and ALL MY CORRRRRRRRRRECT MARRRRRRRIED BOYFRIENDS/SUGAR DADDIES) or Abuja. . . .NO OTHER PLACE IN NIGERIA WILL SMELL MY AZZZZE!
Goodbye to EDO STATE. . .I HAVE SINCE RENOUNCED THAT AS MY STATE OF ORIGIN. . .can't wait to sell all my papa's and mama's houses in that dreadful place with the UGLIEST, MOST LOCAL PEEPS THAT YOU COULD EVER BEHOLD!!!. . .THE LAND OF RED SAND AND NO PROGRESS! Twa!


Edo state can NEVER DEPORT shyte. . . .!
WHO WANNO MOVE TO ANENI/IGBINIDION LAND?
Twa!

My dad told me to give it to my grandma for 'blessings for prosperity'!
I refused!
I spent it SHOPPING!!!!
Gladly so!!!!
Bullshyte tradition!!!!

Oooooops!
FRUIT OF THE WOMB AND BLOKOS gone haywire!!!

No one can feel so helpless in ANY part of a CIVILIZED world. I would have left THAT YOUR NIGERIA for those who cherish POVERTY plus MESSIAHSHIP like that una JESUS CHRIST!

Hallelujah to my darling H-AMERICA jaree!!!
Hair and nails day today. Time to pamper myself!!!
H-Enjoying my manicure, pedicure, facials and massage special sessions before I Jett of to my FANTASTIC job!!!

In Nigeria?
That is like asking for original NOLLYWOOD MOVIES made in 2009!!!!

Impossible!!!! Abeg, go get 'sworn declaration of age je je!!!

I really do not like unnecessary fraternization with idle in-laws! ESPECIALLY IN MY HOME!!!

How does it get to the stage of sleeping ON A MATRIMONIAL bed?

My darling husband knows better ke! I WILL MOVE OUT!!!

Never to return!!!! Asssshawo work dey hungry me sef! I don get my chance be dat!!!!

Yes!
BUT ONLY TO A VERRRRRY RICH GAL!!!
Not a socio-economic LEECH like himself!

See Dumebi Kachukwu and Chidi Mokeme?
Or Jaleel Disu?

Nothing wrong with using ya sweeeeeeet BLOKOS to 'H-ELEVATE' your 'STA-TUE'!!!

Women do it all the time ke! Why not men?

To think I absconded from the DREADFUL religious section of NL IMBECEEEEELES!
Oh wellah!
All na family values!
Salvation for the DYSFUNCTIONAL and SOCIALLY-AKWARD!!!

Absolutely none!
Efry barrrrrry for einsef o!
I don't come from that kind of 'family network' where stoopid responsibilities are dumped on first-born children, ONLY BECAUSE THE OPEN-NYANSH-BORN-HIARANDIA-LAZZZY-PARENTS love to give up their parental obligations!

Daddy and mommy mi, I LOVVVVVVE YOU TONS!

[b]Her husband, Onuoha, who claimed to be a trader, told the court that all that his wife said is true, and that he is very guilty, but he didn’t mean to hurt her. He prostrated to seek her forgiveness in court.

“I didn’t mean to impregnate the other woman, it was just that I needed to have a child with my wife and we couldn’t produce one, so I went out to test my fertility, to know whether I was or was not fertile enough to have a child,” he said.

He added that he was ready to change his behaviour and take care of his wife as he would assist her spiritually, financially and even physically in her effort to have her own children.

“I cannot even be sure or say that the other woman’s children are mine because in my tradition, if a woman is not married to a man and she has children for him, the children are not considered his until a proper traditional marriage is done. It is my wife I love, she’s the one I want to have a child with, please help me to beg her,” he said.[/b]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . .
How touching!
Woman please forgive him. . . Oya,go and test your own WOMANHOOD outside!
Shikena!
1:1 na draw!
TYPICAL BLACK-AFRICAN MAN!
Always 'testing'!

Interesting article. . . .But as usual. . .the BLACK race will be the last to catch up!

Definitely not my AFRICAN men!
In our dreams!!!
Even if they grew poohcees. . . .THEY WOULD FOREVER SMELL LIKE WILD, OLD, HE-GOATS IMMUNE TO DEODORANTS, NOT TO MENTION EAU DE PARFUM!
Nothing feminine about that!

SOH!

Congratulations!
Now, you have YOU a happy DIVORCED life AND ROT IN HELL!

Only husbands?
I don dey bored tey tey!
After 2 weeks of marriage!
Can't wait for my next husband!
Hallelujah to OPEN MARRIAGES!
Separate bedrooms, separate houses, separate states, separate countries, separate continents AND SEPARATE WORLDS!!!!

Thank you for showing me the way, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo Iweala!!!!

Wetin I wan take ole blockos do after 3 months?
I still love you o! But WOMAN must WACK!

Ussssselesss JANG of an ijjjjjjjjiot wey nor get shame!
Whom do I blame?
Jonathan of course! Who will kill his own South-Sourh brother to look for a moo moo to control from the EVER SOCIO-ECONOMICALLY, IMPOTENT MIDDLE-BELT of Nigeria!!!
Mtcheeeeeeew!

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!!
WTF?
Why speak now?
Please, it does not matter anymore. I ain't gonna relive YOUR SHAME in 2013!
Nobody cares! I SURE DON'T!
If you are scared for your lives, . . . .THEN SHARRRRTRRAP run to Abidjan!!!!

Simple! Phocking COWARDS!!!!!
If that your OWERRI waka-waka wifey had put her azzzzze in one place, instead of visiting one MALE relative after another, she would not have found herself in such a position! Local WH-ORE!
Why is she hiding?
Anything worse than what her life is now?
Assssshawo KURU-KERE!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Who needs to SPONSOR some local touts to ra-pe a VILLAGE URCHIN who won't keep her azzzzze at home while her so-called husband is 'offshore'?

CRAZZZZZZE PIPO!!!

Definitely HIV++++++++ and jara!
KWENU! YAAAAAH!!!
KWENU! YAAAAAH!!!

I admire his GUTS!!!! No shaking!!! CHRISLAMIC BIGOTS GO AND HANG!!!!!

I love the shape of his head! Like OJUKWU'S real son of the soil!
See 'flexibility'!!!!

This man go sweeeeeeeet for bed DIE!
BLOKOS go reach all corners, plus intestines kpa-kpa!!!!!
CHAI!!!

Love is a freeeeeee bird!
Obsession is for insecure PSYCHOS!!!!!
Not a religious matter!

What is the crime?
Is the AN-US not the opening of choice for some peeps?
Abi pastors nor dey PHOCK?
Sheeeeeeeeesh'
AWON PHOCK AND REPENT BIGOTS!!!
All tins are possibooooo in ABA!!!!

No surprises! Such is life with AWON OLUFUNMIs!
It is not easy to live in LAGOS!
Ogbe Ndi ARA!!!!
Thank my H-Agnostic Gawd for Abuja!!!!

Nice!
I am sooooooo fulfilled.
Life is sooooooo peaceful and sweeeeeet!
Especially, being debt-freeeee!!!!
Thanks to my SUGAR-DADDIES!!!

Sorry o! I nor dey for SME-SME love!
YOU MUST LOVE ME FIRST!!!!
I only give what I get!
No jara, no fisi!
SHIKENA!!!!

Depends on what 'respect' means!

Cannibals are usually BARBARIANS first!
Blame the 'civil war'!