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How can he be defeated. . . WHEN HE IS OBJ'S INCUMBENT?
Stop dreaming ma. . .before your husband becomes 'MY FELLOW WIDOWERS' in the grave!

YOU PRODUCE A CANDIDATE FROM YOUR REGION TO CONTEST. . . SIMPLE!!!

ABI TINUBU NOR DEY FOR DIA?
FASHOLA NKO?

Abi you are looking for WHO WILL DIE FOR YOU AGAIN. . .AS IN BIAFRA PART 2?

Amaechi. . .
Amaechi. . .
Amaechi. . .

Beware the Ides Of March!!!!!

Thank you for naming the BIAFRAN, 'ADULTEROUS' HUSTLERS IN LAGOS. . . . !
Apologies accepted!
Make dem DARE open dia DORTY mouth curse INTERNATIONAL ASSSSSHAWOS FROM MY DARLING EDO STATE!
Dem go HIAAAAAAAAAAAAARAM!

From "LOCAL ASSSSHAWOS". . . ati AMBASSADORS TO SPAIN!!!!

Mu he he he he he he

FAWU NYANSH DON H-OPIN!!!!

ASSSSSSSSSSSHAWO FOR EUROPE NA ASSSSSSSSSSSSHAWO FOR EUROPE!

NONE!
I don't live in NIGERIA. . . .

Let the NIGERIANS IN NIGERIA worry about that! I am an EXILEE by choice . . .AND LOVVVVIN' IT!

GET A LAWYER. . .SIMPLE.
ONLY DEAL WITH PROFESSIONAL SURROGATES. . .NOT FIRST-TIMERS!
Simple!

HYPOCRISY!
Yet she has been PHOCKING HIM WITHOUT MARRIAGE!
Siddon dia dey make mouth. . .WIZ KID go soon turn TU FACE ati TU NYANSH!
He will marry you like ANNIe MACAULAY. . . .AFTER IMPREGNATING 20 WOMEN and his BLOKOS is dead AND BORN-AGAIN KE!

You think your toto is special ni?
You berra wake up and smell the CORPSE!
Another woman has already MOVED IN!

Two options only.
STAY OR LEAVE!

How many AFRICAN WOMEN do you know have LEFT their husbands for cheating?
IS THE AFRICAN CULTURE NOT POLYGAMOUS?

I don't understand NIGERIAN women. ALMOST 90% OF NIGERIAN WOMEN GREW UP IN HOUSES WITH THEIR OWN FATHERS CHEATING WHILE THEIR MOTHERS STAYED IN THOSE MARRIAGES. . . . OR WERE KICKED OUT WITH OTHER WOMEN MOVING INTO THE HOUSES!

When the vows were taken. . . did the HUSBAND AND WIFE really believe that they would really forsake ALL OTHERS?

Why do NIGERIAN WOMEN FEEL A SENSE OF ENTITLEMENT TO 'THE ONE MAN-ONE WIFE' ILLUSION? HOW MANY OF THEIR FATHERS WERE MONOGAMOUS?

Why go into a marriage and EXPECT a NIGERIAN MAN to be monogamous?

Cheap advice : WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED TO A NIGERIAN MAN. . . DO NOT EXPECT MONOGAMY. . . SIMPLE!

If you can understand this BASIC FACT. . . . YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED EXPECTING TO CHANGE GENETIC POLYGAMISTS!

YOUR CHRISTIAN VOWS ARE UNNATURAL IN THE CONTEXT OF AFRICAN OR NIGERIAN MARRIAGES. . .

Women! Quit deceiving yourselves. . . .DON'T GET MARRIED TO NIGERIAN MEN. . . OR SIT THERE AND TAKE THE HEAT!

YOUR FATHERS WERE NOT MONOGAMOUS. . . .SO STOP YOUR ILLUSIONS AND SAVE YOURSELVES LIVES OF MISERY!

Don't get married to NIGERIAN OR AFRICAN men. . .or do so and ACCEPT YOUR FATES!

POLYGAMOUS FATHERS GIVE BIRTH TO POLYGAMOUS SONS! THIS IS AFRRRRRRRRRICA!!!!

Ask FEMI-FANI-KAYODE!

You have started on the right note.
Unlike those who go in 'fantasizing' about this and that!
You concerns are very legitimate.
Unfortunately, THEY WILL ONLY BE COMPOUNDED WITH MARRIAGE!

You are aware of your limitations!
NOW, DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!

Yes, it is customary for NIGERIAN dudes to HIT on their friends' wives!
SISTER O, AUNTY O, MAMA O, AUNTY O, DAUGHTER O, NIECE O, HOUSEMAID O, GRANDMA O, COUSIN O. . . DEM NOR DEY DISCRIMINATE!!!
Dem not dey take eye see/nose smell poohC o!
Don't be surprised YOUR OWN husband has done the same to this 'friend's' girlfriend or wife once upon a time!
He may be seeking revenge. . .

Isn't is strange your husband reads the 'messaging'. . . and still tolerates him around you?

Na which kain husband be dat?

FEMI FANI-KAYODE?

The price of DEMOCRACY!!!
NEVER to be experienced in AFRICA!!!!!

Another 'MARKET WOMAN'!
This one thinks she is in OKIJA 'cattle' RANCH!
See EYE AND MOUTH! CHAI!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OajBZqvfai0

Another one!

I YAMMU A 'MAMBA'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob0UIrg_1tM

Sorry. . .we don't use 'RECHARGE' cards over here.
IT IS CALLED UNLIMITED TALK AND TEXT FOR a flat fee!

So, step out of the 'DARK AGES' OR THE 'DARK CONTINENT'!

NOTHING GOOD TO SAY ABOUT NIGERIA!
No apologies!

HELL NO!
Time to implement ONLINE DEGREES IN NIGERIA.
Enough of these so-called lecturers!
AKA TOUTS!

Nor be ASSSSSUUUU teach this RETIRED ITALIAN-NIGERIAN woman from THE DEAD HEARTBEAT OF NIGERIA how to read?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quT33KJBSRY

I dun even remember what the old one looked like.
I don kia!
As long as I can keep awake at night using this medium to post shyte. . . .I COULD CARE LESS!

Ask FFK. . . .he has the answers to such problems!
SERIAL MONOGAMY plus "POLY-ANDREEWWWWW". . .INSTEAD OF POLYGAMY. . . !
Simple!!!

Please, go and take your OKIJA oath first!
Don't forget to PAY ya dues to UBA and OBJ this time!

Hmmmmm!
No surprises there!
WELCOME TO THE LAND OF NO PROGRESS!
So happy to be half-DELTAN!MARRIED TO A DELTAN IGBO HUNK!
I have SINCE relocated from that dreadful place.
All properties UP FOR SALE. . . !
Twa!!!!

UGGGGGGGGGLY, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAL PEEPS!

IF NA ABOKI FROM THE NORTH DO DIS WAN NA. . .THIS THREAD GO DON REACH BOTH FRONT AND BACK PAGE WITH JOBLESS, NL, IGBOTIC/NGBATIC-BIGOTS ESPECIALLY!!!

Satan don CAAAAAAAAAAASH GOD TODAY! I looooooovit!!!!

tuasefemi: Hmmm....brutal fact, does it mean we are completely hopeless?

TOTALLY HOPELESS. . . .HELPLESS. . . AND HAPLESS!

FACT!

True!
Thanks to FFK! AKA 'REACH OUT AND PHOCK SOMEBARRRY'S AZZZZE'!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF0fHpTbsWM

50 MILLION NIGERIANS OUT OF NIGERIA!
ONLY 2O MILLION 'EMPLOYED'!
70 MILLION ARE CHILDREN!!!

Wahala dey o!

When?
AT THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST?

BrutusOj: Funny U,so how come GEJ is now the president?or u don't tink the North had a healthier candidate that time..

ASK OBJ!
He put GEJ in power after THE HALF DEAD YARADUA!
HOW MANY TIMES DID YARADUA VISIT OBJ?

Yet GEJ THE PUPPET PAYS HOMAGE EVERY 24 HOURS!

He for put ATIKU DIA NA? AT LEAST HE WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO BE VP!
OBJ ONLY LOVES WEAKLINGS OF WHICH ATIKU AIN'T ONE!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

HALLELUJAH!