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Erm?
I thought it as DIEziani ALLISON'S SISTER that is the BABY MOMMA? The reason the name is ' conveniently omitted'?

Soooooooo, FAKA has TRIPLE MAJORS 'H-UMBRELLA STUDIES', Biology and Psychology?



W-O-W!!!! Dazzzzzzzz goooood!!!!!

Some questions.

1. Was Jonathan not PHOCKING Patience as her BIOLOGY 'lecturer'?
MAKE UNA SWEAR!!!!

A ZOOLOGY PROFF PLUS A BIOLOGICAL HOOOOORNEY STOOODENT IN THE JUNGLY, GARDEN-CITY OF ALUU - 4, OCCULTIC, PH-EDEN OF MGBEKES AND BUSSSSHMEATS? No SSSSSerpent needed!!!!!

2. If indeed they waited ONLY AFTER A FEW YEARS without children, why are the adopted children so young?

3. The adopted children were NEVER A SECRET IN OR OUT OF NIGERIA, so what is the SHOKCING part?

4. Barrenness in the true sense of the word can only be defined as NEVER BEEN PREGNANT OR NNNNNNEVVVVVVER MISSED A PERIOD for females. IF YOU HAVE KILLED, ROASTED AND SCARIFIED BOTH FRUIT AND WOMB AS SACRIFICES BY CHOICE, you are not BARRRREN!!!!! IF YOU HAVE LAID SOME YOUR EGGS WITH YOUR DNA, . . . . . By the POWERZZZZ VESTED IN MOI. . . .You are NOT A CURSED, BARRRREN WITCH!!!!!!

Moving on. . . . . .

Could it be that Jonathan was responsible for the 'GOOD DAME'S' past pregnancies AND TERMINATIONS after DE-FLOWERING HER in the bushes of UNIPORT or HER DADDY'S OKRIKA FARMS, hence the resolve to stay with her?

Just asking . . . . . . .

BTW. . . . . The DAME swore to KILL ALL of Jonathan's BOTANICAL AND ZOOLOGICAL CHILDREN OF HIS BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN. . . . . IF HE DARES!!!!

Do not say I told you! But, y'awl can thank me later for the 4-1-1!!!!


Naaaaaaah!!!!! I don't need LINDA or any of the other IKEJI wannabees to figure this one out! MOOOOOOVE OVA!!!!!!!

The title smacks of gender bias.
Did the VIRGIN MARY not carry heavy belle for the HOLY GHOST?
The LANDLORD ATI OVERSEER of the world?
In HER own image and likeness na!

Why you nor go shout SHAME for dia?
Ahem! JESUS, my pickin. . . . good morning to you! Happy SINday!!!!
Abeg greet LANDLORD for me o!!!

Mu Che Che Che Che

Petition FaceBook to see if you are named a SOLE beneficiary to the 'account'!

You never know . . . . You know?

There is thread for this kind of problem on NL, opened by some NATIVE DOCTORS.

It is called ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS COOKING YOUR BABIES TILL THEY ARE WELL DONE!

It might help those in need like you!

Pele o! All the best!

Must be a Nairalander for sure!
As dem worship this BLOKOS die reaaassh!

IF I CAN'T HAVE IT. . . No body CAN!

Singing to myself. . . .

THE RAIN IN SPAIN STAYS MAINLY IN THE PLAINS!!!!

Ooooose wan consine moi?

Please, everyone is entitled to VENTING!!!'

pDude: Callotti the Callo

Anywhere I see your post, na so I go dey laff until I go wan shyt for body. From tototototo! Chai!

E be like say I go soon come snatch you from your husband, come make you second wife because I wan dey laff everyday.

I was only 'stammering' o!
Please, don't allow AWON e badu belle and e jolosi MGBEKE TOTOS on NL vex witi dis your 'flattering' post o!

You know any 'like' or 'complement' I get causes 'OTOLO'-LOGICAL sentiments on and off NL!

Hiahnnnn!!!

Off to work JARE!'

Sorry, I don't keep such around my family!
They have made their beds!

And why not?
Don't you see how FRESSSSH and HAPPY they look and feel 'on the outside'?

Only UGLY, BROKE-AZZZE, MGBEKE, CHRISLAMIC women do 'do-or-die' marriages in Nigeria and Africa!!!!!
I love these women!!!!!

THEY PAY THEIR OWN BILLS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR KIDS!!'

Compare them to the MISSSSSSERABLE men they married?

Eukaria's husband was PHOCKING their 14 year-old house-maid under her nose! Na man be that. . . . Abi NA DOG?

He saved a GIRL-CHILD?

For Nigeria, pickin don turn SPI-RITUAL ingredient with REMOTE CONTROL tey-tey!
In our POLYGAMOUS ranches all over Naija, how many FATHER ABRAHAM go save?

Papa is too busy jumping from tototototo!

One less mouth to feed JARE! All na the will of "GOD" abi?

I personally have nothing to confess o!

My affairs are ALWAYS VERY OPEN!!!

If you don't like them, your headache!

My MEN owe me NO EXPLANATIONS either!

I HAVE NEVER BELIEVED IN MONOGAMY.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN WORSHIPPING DOGS even as cute pets!!!!!

My husband's affairs are none of my GADDDDEM BIZZZ! And vice versa.

Who get time for YEYE man stress? Mtcheeeeew!!!
I am an AFRICAN WOMAN, NOT A CHRISTIAN AFRICAN WOMAN(aka SHUFFFFERING AND SSSMILLLING HYPOCRITICAL SACRIFICIAL LOST LAMBS OF THE MOST FAKE UNHOLY MATRIMONY)!!!!

One husband, MANY LOVERS PLEEEEEAZZZZZE!!!

To whom it may concern please.

LEVVVVVVVVVVVVELS PLEASE!!!!


No wonder FFK dey run mouth all over NAIJA, while his female ADULTEROUS partners are doing "LADIES . . . . . . . IT'S IYANYAN"!!!!

Mu he he he he he

TryAAAAAAM witi moi, we go see who go shame!!!! Or sleep under bridge!!!

YEYE DEY BOOM!!!!

She is tired of life.
Let her end it then!!!
Ssssshikena!!!!


This life wey dey sweet like TOM-TOM?
Mtcheeeeeeew!!!

Infatuation is the ONLY prologue and epilogue of LOVE!
Without it, your blood remains COLD!!!!
It is the blood vessel of GREAT SEX!!!!

Without it, you remain like JESUS and eim mama!
UNPHOCKABLE!!!!!!
Fiaaaaaaakwa!!!!!

Good to know your friendship "DEGENERATED" to dating!

It is not a MUST to communicate in the WHITE MAN'S language you know? Any BLACK MAN'S would suffice!
Please, endeavor to avoid any forms of SEMANTIC DISCORDANCE in the foreseeable future. Thanks!

There!

She just wanted to 'tessss' you to see ' ow sweeeeet you are! YOU WERE SOOOOOO SWEET, she confessed ALL her sins!

Na you bikkkko!!!

Yem AKA!!!!

badmarket: Meaning you will marry your spouse over and over again.

But for wat reason ny dear?

Boredom!

Looking back. . . . Honestly, I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BETTER TO DO!

Amelian: Ermm.....kanwulia.....u no dey taya?

I beg your pardon!
Taya for WHAT?
Having an azzzzehole OR AN OPINION?

Oh dia!
Not again!!!!
BOTSWANA KE?

OMG!
This ABIA S-thet na waya!
Ah-ah?

IS IT ONLY OSUS THAT LIVE IN THAT STATE BIKO NU?

I think I prefer the BIANCARR BRAND!

Better-LOADED MEN ARE CHEATING LEFT RIGHT AND CENTER WITH THEIR WIVES DYING FOR THEM. . . e come be some peeps wey nor see food chop for NL? LWKMDead!!!

GBE NU E SOUN JOR!!! . . . As my darling grandmama go say!

ANDY UBA. . .REMARRIES AFTER 27 YEARS OF SERIAL CHEATING!!!!! HIS WIFE IS STILL ANSWERING 'ESTRANGED WIFE' waiting to collect ABANDONED PROPERTY abi na 'blokos'!. . . . . NOT EX-WIFE!!!

2 OF OJUKWU'S WIVES DIED LOVING HIM AS A SERIAL CHEAT, TILL HIS BLOKOS ROTTEN FOR H-INSIDE BIANCARRRR!!!!

Women! Please, take note!
STOP STRESSING YOURSELVES!!!!
Join the 'recycling business'!!!!
There will ALWAYS BE A SWEETER POOHSIE THAN YOUR MGBEKETOTO!
YOUR HOLY NWENJA SLACK, OVER-PHOCKED, MISERABLE AZZZE WILL BE 'DUMBBBED'. . . and A RECYCLED ASSSSSSSSSSSHAWO WILL MOVE INTO YOUR HOME. . . DEAL WITH IT!

This is AFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!



http://www.newsofthepeople-ng.com/the-messy-burial-of-senator-andy-ubas-mother-how-his-mistress-faith-vedelaigo-was-shut-out/

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http://www.globalvillageextra.com/FRESH-CRISIS-LOOMS-IN-SENATOR-ANDY-UBA-S-FAMILY-AS-HE-BURIES-MOM--WIFE-AND-MISTRESS-BATTLE-DIRTY-OVER-RECOGNITION.html

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FRESH CRISIS LOOMS IN SENATOR ANDY UBA’S FAMILY AS HE BURIES MOM, WIFE AND MISTRESS BATTLE DIRTY OVER RECOGNITION



Senator Andy Uba is in the news again. Uba, who represent the Anambra Senatorial district in Nigeria National Assembly has been hugging the cover of newspapers in Nigeria, for all the bad reasons.


[size=20pt]Indeed his estranged, first wife Obiageli and his newly wedded wife,[/size] Faith Vedelego are presently engaged in mutual assurance destruction (MAD) over the burial of senator Andy Uba’s mother fixed for 5th October next month in Anambra state. Globalvillageextra reliably gathered that Obiageli; the mother of Andy’s first grown up children and Faith Vedelago are at war over who plays which role at the burial ceremony.


Faith Vadelago, the general Overseer of the Abuja based Faith Ministry and Obiageli are not strange to scandal.


[size=20pt]For those who have come up close to Faith, her beauty conquers all. For her beauty she has been able to attract the attention of Senator Andy Uba from his marriage of 27 years to Obiageli ; the estranged first wife.[/size]


[size=20pt]The beautiful, female Pentecostal pastor was reported to be very close and warm to former president Olusegun Obasanjo, it was alleged that after Obasanjo’s tenure expired and he vacated Aso Rock, Vedelago who has knack for knowing where the real power reigns allegedly jumped into the waiting arms of Andy Uba who was the special Assistant to former President Obasanjo on domestic affairs.[/size]


Andy Uba reign as Gernor of Anambra state was terminated but this did not however, dampen the blossoming love affairs between Andy Uba and Vadelego, even though it was not made public.


The speculation that Senator Andy Uba has secretly wedded Vadelago assumed the live of its own when Faith, delivered a baby girl towards the end of 2011 for Senator Andy Uba. The christening of the baby was equally controversial. Faith Vadelago last year pulled the stun that hugely stirred the Christian world when posters announcing the visit of notable German Preacher Reinhard Bonnke to the dedication of Andy Uba’s daughter and her N2.5billion ministry were pasted all over Abuja.


The Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), the umbrella body of all Christians in Nigeria was not very happy over the visit, because it was not put in the know of the visit.


Vedelago had her way as Reinhard Bonnke sneaked into Abuja for the first time. He not only dedicated the church but the baby girl born to Andy Uba.


Observers are of the opinion that the current tipsy turvy between Obiageli and Faith Vedelago might definitely be the test of their love.


The current crisis brewing in the family, like other previous ones may not only tear the Uba’s dynasty apart, but make a dog breakfast of Senator Andy Uba’s mother’s funeral rite.


Source told globalvillageextra that Uba’s mother died before the Senate embarked on its two months recess which ends on the 17th September, to enable Senator Uba put his House in order, the embattled Senator allegedly pleaded with the family to allow him plan the burial which will attract the movers and shakers, and the who is who in the political terrain in Nigeria. But the struggle for recognition among the warring wives may make a mess of all the plans as the funeral rites take place on the 5th of October.



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Or this?

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/ojukwu-sexcapades-of-the-biafran-leader/

[b][size=20pt]Ojukwu: Sexcapades of the Biafran leader[/size]

on March 03, 2012 / in Special Report 3:16 am

By Uduma Kalu


[size=20pt]MALLAM DIM OJUKUW. . . .Had four wives, romantic poems and controversial marriages[/size]


Dim Chukwuemka Odumegwu Ojukwu, hero of the Biafran war, had many appellations among which are the People’s General, Lion of the Tribe of Biafra, the Hero’s Hero, the General’s General, Dim, Ezeigbo Gburugburu.

But nobody gave him a title for being a romantic or a lady’s man. In fact, a senior editor once replied his colleagueon why Bianca fell for Ojukwu, an old man. The editor told the female editor that had the lady herself met Ojukwu, she would have fallen for him as well. Because no woman could resist Ojukwu’s aura and oratory.

Ojukwu had all its takes to attract women. He was from a wealthy family and was educated in Oxford. His voice was poetry and could spin women’s heads. It is said that he combined romantic poetry with love letters, and deployed very soothing words for his women. Ojukwu was said to have attended the Silverbird beauty pageant where Bianca was crowned and wrote a love note to her witha flower inside. He came prepared.

He defiled all the camp rules for Bianca. You don’t woo a queen nor date a man if you are a queen. But both of them fell for each other. While Bianca refused to let go of Ojukwu and lost her Miss Beautful Girl. She was also Miss Intercontinetal . She also disagreed with her father over Ojukwu. For Ojukwu, Bianca was another Biafran war. The only difference was that there was no Aburi.


Njideka Ojukwu

His skin was rich and glowed. Obinwa Nnaji, former editor of Daily Satellite Newspaper and a one-time Lieutenant in the Biafran Army Engineers (BAE), at the Umuakpu-Omanelu sector on the Owerri-Port Harcourt road, said in a tribute, “He was blessed with a rich glow and prosperous skin – so robust and plump like tomato puree ready to burst if needled.


ojukwu abd stella

Watching him at close range in Ibadan several years ago during a cocktail party organised by Spectrum Books for its authors, I was amazed that he had managed to keep such attractive chocolate arms and skin. Little wonder, women came and stuck to him like chewing gum.”

The family of the late Dim Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu may have common traits that have marked them since time. They are known warriors and are given to polygamy.

According to Chief Anthony Nnadozie Udemefuna Ojukwu, 73-year-old Ikemba Nnewi’s first cousin, their family is known for polygamy. He also gave an insight into Ojukwu’s women. “Look at Bianca. What she wanted in a man might be very different from what Njideka or Stella wanted. But what I want to assure you is that these four women were alike. They were all beautiful women. Emeka loved beautiful things and beautiful cars. He was a man of courage and was handsome, which was an irresistible combination. Ojukwu married four wives in all, but he was married to each of them one at a time. He married early. You know he was a young, rich and handsome man, with a lot of prospects,” he said.

Ojukwu’s first wife was Elizabeth Okoli from ‘Nnukwu Awka’ (in Awka town) in Anambra State. She was a senior Nursing Sister, by profession. They got married between 1956 and 1958. Elizabeth’s father was the first Nigerian Post-Master General in Nigeria. He wedded her in court when he was a D.O., and they lived at Udi, Enugu but mainly at Aba. But the marriage suffered, maybe because she did not have a baby; so they divorced.

The marriage lasted for about two or three years, “but I cannot pin down the real cause of the divorce. Elizabeth later married one Dr. Onuorah, whom she had children with,” the cousin said.

Ojukwu’s second wife was Njideka, daughter of the once famous C.T. Onyekwelu from Nawfia, Anambra State. She had earlier been married to one Dr. Mends. His mother, Elina-Nwamama, was very popular then in Onitsha. Njideka had a set of twins for Dr Mends, a boy and a girl, before they quarrelled and separated.

Njideka and Ojukwu were said to have met through their fathers who were friends and business partners. After their first encounter, they met again three years later at a tube station in London. A relationship ensued soon after wards and culminated in a marriage, which produced three children, two of whom were named Emeka (Jnr) and Okigbo.

Njideka had said Ojukwu, “ is just a very kind man, very polite, not intrusive. He cared less about what happens in the kitchen; he just settles for whatever you offered him. He respected me and my opinion a lot. Later, when the children get across to him, he would ask them what my opinion was on issues and I loved him immensely in return.”

[size=20pt]Another woman in Ojukwu’s life was Victoria, whom he met during his sojourn in Cote d’Ivoire. They were married till the early 80’s when Ojukwu was granted a state pardon by the then Nigeria’s president, Alhaji Usman Shagari.[/size]

Njideka and Ojukwu had what was called ordinance wedding then and the reception was in the family house, Eastern House in Lagos. Ojukwu married Njideka when he was the 5th Battalion Commander and they stayed on till he was appointed the governor of Eastern Region. The marriage ended in separation in Cote d’Ivoire when Ojukwu decided to marry a second wife. Njideka left him angrily.

[size=20pt]It was in Cote d’Ivoire that the taste for female beauty in the Eze Nd’Igbo Gburugburu began to manifest. First, it was a fling with a little known damsel called Victoria. But the affair that really occupied his heart was with Stella Onyeador, sister of society lady, Angela Onyeador. According to reports, Onyeador warmed the ex-combatant’s bed for about 10 years before the relationship ended without producing any child.[/size]

“Emeka now became engaged to Stella Onyeador from Arochukwu in Abia State, who was Njideka’s chief bridesmaid during her wedding and my classmate in the university at Enugu Campus of University of Nigeria. She’s a lawyer by profession and moved to Cote d’Ivoire to join Emeka where he lived. She later came back to Nigeria with him in 1982. He asked us to perform the traditional rites at her father’s compound. If they did court marriage over there, I wouldn’t know. I will only tell you the things that I can swear for in court.

They later quarrelled and even went to court because they were fighting for the custody of a girl-child they adopted while in Cote d’Ivoire. Emeka was eventually awarded custody and ownership of the baby because the court said that under French law, a woman is not eligible to adopt babies, which was the case then in Cote d’Ivoire. They eventually separated. She died two years ago.

“When Stella left the picture, Bianca came, in 1989. But when Bianca was hustling with other girls to enter, Stella was still with Emeka. She was then in stiff competition with former Governor Sam Mbakwe’s daughter, one Barrister Onwuelo’s daughter from Nnewi and another beautiful girl, who I can’t recollect her name.


BiancaRRRRRRR

They were four at the time and mostly had pedigree. They were all graduates of law. Eventually, Bianca won with beauty and brains too. They had a wedding in the Catholic Church, though you know that there’s no way you can wed in the church without a certificate from the court. She was the only one he wedded in both cases. She has a set of twins for Emeka, and another boy too.”

In Ivory Coast, Ojukwu was described by Kanayo Esinulo, a journalist, as upbeat and constantly admired by female folk each time he stepped out of his Yamoussoukro residence. Even his late wife, Njideka, did not mince words in a newspaper interview when she blamed the women in his life for her leaving Ojukwu in Ivory Coast. Njideka herself was said to have been attracted to Ojukwu when her betrothed, who was Ojukwu’s cousin, took her to see Ojukwu. Njideka left her man for Ojukwu.

Another story of Ojukwu sexcapades was also related by Esinulu. One breezy evening Ojukwu drove through the beautiful boulevards of Abidjan. Ojukwu asked him in Igbo language ‘Kanayo onwe li ifuinulu ekwulu maka mu?’ ‘Is there anything you have heard said about me?’ I braced up and replied immediately ‘No, Your Excellency. ‘So onwelono ife inuluekwu lu maka mu? He repeated the same question and still got ‘No, Your Excellency. How on earth can I claim to have heard Sir…’
‘Kanayo, onwero no ihi nuru? (You mean you never heard anything.) I persistently replied His Excellency in the negative.

Ojukwu then broke the calabash. ‘Ha si na onwele ife meru umuwanyi diplomats. Ha si ni melu ma ima ni imero, then imesia.’ Translated, it means: ‘I am being accused of having affairs with wives of diplomats. Well, if you are being so accused and you know you haven’t done it, the best thing therefore is to do it.’

The General was once said to have escaped being roped into a controversy after his return when he was sheltered by a famous monarch in Igboland. It was during his return to Nigeria in the 1980s and everyone was falling head-over-heels to give him a befitting reception.

So, he found his way into the home of this notable chief, and began writing poetic verses and love letters – thus leading to the collapse of the chief’s marriage to one of the sisters of a top political figure in the Second Republic. Nnaji explained another scene he witnessed in Ojukwu’s house in Enugu. “And right there before us, Ojukwu made for his Princess of Nnewi and Ngwo and he planted a mouthful of kiss. We averted our eyes, but subconsciously, the writer peeped to record this gracious moment that might not be played back. The queen and king of love swallowed each other’s saliva, and in the warm embrace which was more than a bear hug, sent signals to the visitors that this is my wife in whom I am well pleased.”
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/03/ojukwu-sexcapades-of-the-biafran-leader/#sthash.ScPVe7XS.dpuf[/b]

CHEI!!!!!

Hmmmmm!
The MIND IS A TRUUUUUUUUUUUULY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING TO WASTE!
Time too!

Next topic please!

I don't deal with 'SPIRITUAL AGONISTS OR ANTAGONISTS'!

My H-AGNOSTIC GAAAAWD BLESS AMERICA!

Time to iron my uniform and fix my make up jare. . . .TAKING DOWN MY HAIR ROLLERS!!!!

>>>>>>>> EXITS THIS WAY ONLY!!!!>>>>>>>>ONE WAY SIGN>>>>>>NO RETURN ACCESS>>>>>>>

*SHUTS DOWN COMPUTER. . .AFTER A CLEAN SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEP*

*off to work*

The will of THE GOD OF SACRIFICIES!

A LIAR. . .who desires 'no sacrifices and burnt offerings'!

HA!