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18. He’s composed

Keep your composure. True gentlemen are always poised. Because when situations become dire, and others start to panic, gentlemen have the ability to provide a beacon of assurance that the people around them can feed off.

Nigerian men composed with UKWU?
Impossible!!!

SAMBARRY: sorry for the digression, you reminded me of something

MUHANHANHANHANHANHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!

Oya kuntnu. . . .

Bootybuttchic: kanwulia most times u talk.....but i think you lack intelligence ...no offence intended!

Thank you!

Please, set a good example.
Let us see the 'valuable data' in your brain. . . .or did they crash with NL during the GREAT DEPRESSION?

Nigerian women have learned not to expect LOVE from NIGERIAN MEN. . . .Gentlemen, ALWAYS PAY FOR SEX PLEASE! We will appreciate it, since we cannot lose all ways!
Na soap we dey take wash nyansh o!
Please, donate to charitable poohsies!
It is called 'TIP'!

Oya kuntinu. . . .

SAMBARRY: I have given you some ma.look above

No wonder some people dey mistake us for one anoda.
Muchechechecheche
#teamFEMInism#

Oya kuntinu. . . .

3. Don't call women assshawos when you are their 'PI-IM' and favorite customer where you go to learn how to PHOCK AND EAT TOTO!

Oya kuntinu. . . .

I am more interested in the 20 qualities of a NIGERIAN GENTLEMAN.
Any suggestions?

Oya Kuntinu. . . .

1. Don't look for a virgin to marry IF YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN YOURSELF.

2. Stop taking your pregnant girlfriends to abort YOUR "CHILDZZZZZZZ".


Oya Kuntinu. . .

How can you tell that this thread has hit the front page?
All the LONELY, blockos-starved witches have returned from their meetings from last night.

I love it when my posts wake up NL WITCHES ESPECIALLY!

Oya ELE FOR ME. . . .DANCEY FOR ME. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyHFzbkQum4

Hmmmm!
I suspected as much.

What a country!

MizTyna: With this mentality U need Jesus

Thanks and good morning to you too!
Great contribution to the topic!

munarule: still searching for job

This is your main problem, not your husband!
An idle mind is always the devil's workshop.
Blokos-SHHHHHIARRRING nor be work o!

ferdimako: You are right. When they say don't divorce to remarry or have kids out of wed luck...this is one of the things they intend to avoid. Some laws are to protect us not God.

Sometimes it can't be helped.
Like in the case of widows divorced by their 'GOD'!
Because they don't want to continue to 'live in sin'. . . they rush to get married to fulfill some 'unholy righteousness'!
JUST TO HAVE SEX. . .NOT EVEN OUT OF LOVE. . . BUT DESPERATION!!!!!

Then they BREED MORE KIDS then get divorced again. . .then BREED MORE KIDS AND THE DISGUSTING CYCLE CONTINUES, leaving a trail of MOLESTED CHILDREN WITH STEP THIS AND STEP THAT. . .ALL PHOCKING THEMSELVES!

When they die, you can't tell the children from the in-laws!
You go dey ask yourself. . . NA WHO MARRY WHO. . .AND NA WHO BORN WHO?

Welcome to FEMALE POLYGAMOUS HOMES!

The children of OLARENWAJU vs THE CHILDREN OF CHUKWUMERIJE vs THE CHILDREN OF AKPAN. . . .ALL FROM ONE POOSIE!

Very tacky!

Where is your own boyfriend?
And how many abortions has he had himself? If the older COUGAR has been having abortion for YOUR BROTHER. . . .HE SHOULD SHATTAP!
You sef nefa reach to marry?
Abi una still dey do 'CHEKWUBE ZI CHUKWU'?

I just asked simple questions o. No insult. IF YOU INSULT MOI. . . . I GO INSULT SHEGEY COMOT FOR YOUR AZZE FOR THIS THREAD!
Just to warn YOU POLYMONIKERERS wey dey use different names open thread because of OGBONGE COWARDICE. . . IN ADVANCE!
Please answer.

The girl is getting married and your brother still dey do 'playboy' and aborting his own children ni?
Express train don lef una ni!
Sounds like a family of jobless, busy-bodies!
Una dey jolos say the ABORTION QUEEN DEY MARRY YANKEE DUDE ESCAPE POVERTY LEF UNA BEHIND?
Oya CONTINUE!!!!! JOLOSI NOR GO KEEEEE UNA O!
Chai!!!! See una lives?

Make una happy for una fellow man or woman wey don jam progress!!!!
Una get BAD BLOOD FOR UNA FAMILY SHA. . . . . *see goose pimples*
OKWUDILI!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aOR-DjHmJQ&list=PLF725DE6E95493295


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WILL YOU KEEP KWAYET
COME TO FIND YA MISSING ABORTED CHILDZZZZ. . . . . .[/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQQ3WC0_nvA

Jonathan is already ruling Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElaiWGfKGn0&noredirect=1

No!
Only because she will be FARTING all over my house uncontrollably.
I don't believe in exploiting the handicap!
She will need a wheel chair!

Only one question for you.
Do you have a job?
Or is your husband the only job you have?

Too many 'romantiques' on NL and not enough REALISTS!

SAMBARRY: that's very sad



but how can a mother expose her young kids to a man like that. She couldn't even study him well before exposing her kids to him.o lord Jesus

In the perpetual search for true love. . . .and to be COMPLETE WOMEN, most women would do so by getting RE-MARRIED to PERVS!
They do not mean to, but do so inadvertently.
EVERY PEDO-PHILE THAT GETS CAUGHT. . . . HAS A HISTORY OF CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND.
It only takes one day for the thief to get caught!

continentalceo: All these for me! Didn't know you were that sensitive mummy...LOL. You didn't need to attach mentions, likes and videos. I guess it further proves my point that you are a mental case.. How can you say you are married to a Nigerian husband that loves you to death and you still say you hate nigerian men? Or could it be that you are just referring to a Nija man as the husband of your dreams? And that this nija husband you want to make us believe you have only exist when you close your eyes?
Anyway its only a fool that will have a Nija husband that loves her and still say she can't date a Nija man however in your case I'm not surprised.
As for your 15likes Mama, since we have clearly ascertained the fact that you are a jobless Psycho, it is not out of place to believe that you opened 15 alias accounts on nairaland and liked your own comment just to get noticed.. The same attention your lonely fat, Robust, homeless, shapeless ass was looking for when it posted that comment about nija guys..

1. You say you hate nija guys - but you are married to one...LIER

2. You say only Fat, ugly, white Bitches Love Nija guys - You are Fat and Ugly...I bet you wish you were white (you claim to be in America- Fat lies) So WTF is your point..

Lemme give you some advice, if you are married to a Nija Nigga which I strongly doubt and he aint treating you right, go fucking loose some weight.. Nobody loves a Pig and stop blaming your failed marriage and failed life on Nigerian Men...KAPISH!

For the last time. . . YOU KOLO-MENTALO!
I don't hate Nigerian men. YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
I only describe what they are. YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Enough of your nonsense.
I owe you NO EXPLANATION.
Please. . . GET LOST!

You have been noticed.

You and your posts. . . TO MY TRASH CAN. . . . UNDER MY MENSES PADS!

bigemmmybig: chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..........i mis dat thread o. i kan only imagine

Those were the days. . . .the real days on NL!
When NL was NL!
Muhehehehehehe

SAMBARRY: Ewwew what a repulsive swine and he still had the effrontery to boast about it on nl.smh


may God continue to protect new generation kids from repugnant p@edoph1les

I wish I could say 'AMEN'. . . but I can't.
There are some PSYCHO-ANTHROPOLOGICAL DEVIANTS that will always be part of any society!

SAMBARRY: How some people's penis rise for a growing child beats me.the irritating part be say them plenty even here on nl

Tell me abourrrit.
Were you here some 7 years ago in THIS SAME FAMILY SECTION. . . .
One NL poster(MALE OF COURSE) confessed to 'fingggering' 5 year-old girl. . . .and he enjoyed it?
I think the topic was the most disgusting thing you ever did.
He received such a BACK LASH. . . he had to change his ID sharp-sharp!
Dem niaaaly killllam!
The thread niaaaaaaaaaaally catch fire!!! Kai!!!!

fulanigirl: Now I'm starting to understand you, but I don't feel that way. I completely agree that you child should come first and above anything else. It's not everyone that is bad, you do get good step fathers who would take their stepchild as their own. You can create a beautiful family and a stable environment/ father figure for your child, you should just be very cautious. To say women should never remarry just doesn't sit well with me and I don't think it's fair either.

I only gave my opinion o.
You don't have to agree.
There are some risks I will NEVER TAKE. . .AS LONG AS I AM ALIVE!
If I am looking for a 'FATHER-FIGURE'. . .I will choose one of my BROTHERS!
They have daughters and none have been molested. AMEN!!!!

I AM NOT INTO STEP THIS AND STEP THAT BRADY BUNCHES!
I don't believe in COMPLICATING MY LIFE IN THE NAME OF SEARCHING FOR LOVE AND SOUL-MATES!

Just my opinion.
Thank you!

None of the above o!
In a NIGERIAN MARRIAGE?

Na different formula we dey use o! Hiahn!!!

7.) “My oldest friends are the ones I share common interests and activities with, and I believe the same goes with marriage. My first marriage fell apart after our kids left the house, because without them, we had nothing in common. She had her friends and activities and I had mine. In reality it fell apart long before the kids left, because to be honest, we never really enjoyed doing the same things together. Thus we were married, but not really friends. I now am happily married for five years to a woman … (and) we both love doing so many things together.”

~ Chris Rither, married five years

This is more like it in AFRICA AND NIGERIA!!!!!

fulanigirl: I'm sorry if I did but I don't understand what you meant by:

I DO NOT PITY ANY WOMAN WHO CHOOSES TO RE-MARRY with children to raise.

No woman should keep a GOAT IN A BARN FULL OF YAMS!

Maybe you should rephrase it because that's what it looks like

99% of PEDO-PHILE use marriage as a means to reach young children!
Daft women will NEVER understand that!
You should ONLY RE-MARRY WHEN YOUR YOUNG CHILDREN ARE OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!
Any woman with YOUNG KIDS SHOULD NOT MAKE BLOKOS HER SOLE PRIORITY!
An ITCHY poohsie can only endanger any young child because it does not care WHAT SCRATCHES IT AS LONG AS IT IS SCRATCHED!
Period!

SAMBARRY: yes o kanwulia



all the above

Oh dia!!!!
I wish dem go hack me join.
Make Ogun plus Sango explode for dem ANOOSE!

All these ones are easy o.

Hmmmmmm!
Where do I start?

The worst ones are the one you can't get rid off.
Like my very TROUBLESOME MOM! Kai-Kai-Kai. . . .

THE CONFUSIONIST!!!!! Patience OZOKWOR NUMERO UNO!!!!

She has defied ALL SOLUTIONS!!!

Muchechechechecheche

I have left 'that one' to HER GOD OR SATAN! Amen!!!!!

bebe2: its true i have a neice IN-LAW to save
dats the difference btw humans n you,

this girl is not even related to me by blood, but hearing her situation am moved to help.

but hear u, a medical practioner, u cant even show empathy and a woman for that matter.

u cant even offer a single advice.

and na person marry u o

may God help him

Me? Offer a single advice to an ITK like YOU?
Madam KNOW-ALL kwa nu? Ha!
You must mistake me for a CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITE like you.
Yes o. . .NA BETA MAN MARRY ME! E nefa die o. I nor be 'WINDOW'! Amen!!!!!
I have made my point on YOUR thread.
Enjoy!

fulanigirl: Since when is it a crime to marry because you have kids? Are insinuating that all men are abusers?

Please, do not take my words OUT OF CONTEXT.
Thanks!

berem: @ madam kanwulia! Beautiful and inspiring posts you got there.


@post,everything advice you need have been given to you. I wish you all the best and pray you get married soon so as to be free from your mother's wahala. God bless your hustle!

Thank you.

memyselfandI: Kanwulia the kanwulia

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssh?

smada13: who told u everyone dies after a brief illness ooo.....the last time I checked no Nigerian has been affected by the disease more or less die....who are those spreading false news? and pls I respect u a bunch, I dislike hissing....wen u r not a snake... lolzzz......if not for my job dat is kipin me off d web...I for answer u wella...buh I'll b checking on ur replies and giving immediate responses..

Kimon GERRRRRRRRRRRRROUT!