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Evidence # 3

*drooling on my computer. . . . . Just back from work. . . . . Dozzzzzes off! SNORRRRRING . . . . Snorts*

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Yeah RRRRRIGHT!!!
According to FFK!

The reason 'GOD' made WHOR-E houses aka CHURCHES!

Well, the subject of this post should actually be[size=20pt] "help a nairalander with serious personality issues"[/size] but im sure that'll probably scare away those that would have ended up helping me.

Evidence #1:

Well let me start by saying i grew under the supervision of my sister who made my life miserable.People close to her will affirm that she's a tough person so we never got along(even till now)

Evidence #2:

My mom now,i can make her very happy; or so i think but next minute she's talking to someone and telling them what an irresponsible boy i am.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_disorder

Bipolar disorder, also known as bipolar affective disorder, manic-depressive disorder, or manic depression, is a mental illness classified by psychiatrists as a mood disorder. Individuals with bipolar disorder experience episodes of a frenzied mood known as mania alternating with episodes of depression.

Mania can occur with different levels of severity. At milder levels of mania, or "hypomania", individuals appear energetic, excitable, and may in fact be highly productive. As mania becomes more severe, individuals begin to behave erratically and impulsively, often making poor decisions due to unrealistic ideas about the future, and may have great difficulty with sleep. At the most severe level, individuals can experience very distorted beliefs about the world known as psychosis.

There. . . .!
We ALL have varying forms of these.
Sometimes happy. . . and sometimes sad!

I am actually a HYPOMANIAC!. . . ALWAYS PRODUCTIVE AND HAPPY. . .till I encounter DISGUSTING HUMANS!
I do not hesitate to show them the reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal HYPERMANIA!

If I ever get deported to NIGERIA to live AMONG NIGERIANS without any form of ESCAPE. . . I WILL MOS-DEF become A TRRRRRRRRRRRUE BIPOLAR PSYCHO!

My H-AGNOSTIC GAWD FORBID OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

Please pray for moi! Make dem nor deport moi to NIGERIA O!

I GO TURN SERIAL-KILLER . . . UUM! MALICHUKWU!!!!

BIPOLARITY comes in different forms.
The only problem is to be aware!
Sometimes you feel like a NUT. . .sometimes you don't!

No one's mood can be CONSTANT.
Emotions change. . .so do reactions.

People approach things and react differently depending on their coping mechanisms.
THE ONLY THING YOU CANNOT CONTROL IS GENETICS.

If BIPOLARITY IS IN YOUR GENE POOL. . . tough!

Mu ha ha ha ha ha
Da truth is 'deprezzzzin'!
If you wanto MARREY a usban. . . nefa you MARREY a waka ABATI-0!
WAKA MEN. . . MAKE WAKA WAKA WOMEN!
Soooooooooooooo glad to belong!

Even Ethiopia get NATIONAL AIRLINE. . . .

Arik dey go Addis Abbaba?

They sure look more peaceful than 90% of the people apparitions living in Nigeria!

THEY EVEN QUEUE UP. . . .IN LINE PATIENTLY!!!!!
OIL DOES NOT BUY PEACE FOR REAL!
Pity!

No wonder OBJ went to hide his loot in Congo-Land!

Well. . . .do unto others!

Jonathan is only ENTITLED to 2 years to complete his tenure of 8 years. . . .
No need for SELECTION IN 2015. . . IT SHOULD BE POSTPONED TO 2017!

Simple!


[size=20pt]HE HAS SERVED ONE AND ONE-HALF TERMS! TWO MORE YEARS ONLY. . . OR ELSE!!!!![/size]

Soooooooooooooo glad to have an option to be living OUTSIDE NIGERIA. . . The next few years are gonna be 'HOT'!

Gowon got it wrong on this one.
Should they blame SATAN?
Nigerians have EVERY reason to blame GOD FOR CREATING THEM STOOPID!
Afterall. . .the WHITE MAN CAME AND WENT. . . 'BUT-STILL-YET. . . AND SO THEREFORE'!

This is good news!
Financial strangulation has begun. . . IN PREPARATION FOR 2015!
Poor Nigerians in NIGERIA!!!

The CIVILIZED part of the elimination process have begun?
No gunshots and JUJU yet!
Last visit to Nigeria. . . 2013!
Till 2016. . . If NIGERIA still has any open airports for quick escape after that!

I REALLY PITY NIGERIANS LIVING IN NIGERIA! Kai!!!

Redeployment of SCUM. . . .!

If you for SSSSSSSSHOP Ibori $15 keep ya arzzzze kwayet, your life for don beta tey tey!
See ya life?
No barry will EVER trust you in the chopping game in Nigerian Politics.

My fren! GO BACK TO AFGHANISTAN! Or go back to LONDON and continue driving that 'medallion cab' for your retirement!

This woman na wah!
Condolence visit na by force?
Who wanna 'condolence 'FIZIT' from an H-enemy?
This woman LOCAL die!
MGBEKE F'O'RST CLASS!
Kai!!!

I ASK AGAIN. . . WHAT KEEPS MOVING as SHE MOVES inside that her 'BELLE'?
EXTREMELY AMORPHOUS!!!
Abi she be AMPHIBIAN?

dayokanu: I wanno attend that your parry we talked about ni.

HELLO!!!!

So if I get party for true I go invite A NIGERIA NIGGER FROM ANY SATAN-FORSAKEN, NAIJA WEBSITE OR MESSAGE/GOSSIP BLOG/BOARD LIKEY FROM NL KWA NU?

Sorry, I can NEVER STOOP THAT LOW!

Not that desperate for MODERATOR/SUPA ASSSHAWO MODERATORSHIP!

Now, lets read your contribution to THIS topic! My ONLY business YOU!

FYI, I PROUDLY have 3 marriages UNDER MY POOHSIE! On my way to the 4th! I know where to get HUSBANDS if I am really looking!

NOT FROM YORUBALAND!!!! Tufiaaaaaaaakwa!!!!


PHOCKING AND DUMPING MEN IS ONE OF MY MANY HOBBIES.

What ANY MAN CAN DO, TITILOLLA CAN DO BEST!

Sooooooo, dreeeeeeeesss go ya corner. Me and YOU nor get business ON OR OFF NL!!!!


LAST WARNING!!!! STOP ADDRESSING MOI!!!


Thanks!

dayokanu: Kanwulia,

How far na

I love it when NL SMALL-SMALL boys likey ya address moi with the utmost respect!
Keep trying hon',
You are not quite there YET!
Do 'ave a wonderful evening dear.
*still on IGNORE list*

Off to work! GBA!!! (GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!)

Nko si le le li AMERICA!!!!

Every GAMBLER KNOWS. . . . . The secret to surviving!

When I play THE GAMBLER by KR, they understand ME purrrfectly!

I dun need to say more. I don't have to repeat myself either!

Yes! They ALL had one form of TRISOMY of another.
My grand PA's estate takes care of them.
Not my headache!

I never interacted with 'em! Don't EVER plan to!

My daddy knew better! He aborted ALL the others!

Or flat out CHASED the unfortunate PREGNANT house maids with his SHORT-GUN'

Have a BALANCE in all areas of your life. . . SIMPLE!

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole BehindBased thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you? It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Behind the BASE wahala again? LOL!!!!

Oh dia!!!! Brings back sweeeeeeeeet memories of the dudes who have asked me for that kain tin. . . since toto nor dey tight enough!

I should try it one of these days. . . just to SHYTE ALL OVER SOMEBARRY'S BED!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!

Thank my H-Agnostic Gawd say porson don 'tessss' marriage! NA DIS KAIN 'WERE' DUDES WOMEN GO DEY DIE TO MARRY?

Fiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I will ask him why he/she feels that way. . . .
Then the education begins.
I don't wanno raise 'MGBEKE' CHILDREN O!
Kai!!!!

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It goes to show what regards the so-called in-laws had for you.
If he was really your husband, YOU WOULD HAVE HAD CONTROL over ALL said properties IN LAGOS. . .
Why did your husband not show you all the papers IN YOUR NAME AS SOLE BENEFICIARY. . .

Or in YOUR SON'S NAME?
Next time. . .MARRY A MAN THAT WILL BUILD HIS EMPIRE IN BIAFRA. . .UNDER YOUR NOSE. . .WHERE YOUR 'IN-LAWS' WILL RESPECT YOU!!!

Mgbeke wife!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

MGBEKELAND na waya!
Her husband must come from a wretched home for sure!
No need to fight such SOCIO-ECONOMIC vampires/vultures!

WOMEN! WORK AND STOP DEPENDING ON HUSBAND THIS AND HUSBAND THAT!

Nor be her mate be AMBASSADOR TO SPAIN?

Mtcheeeeeew!!!!!

I don't blame them!
How many families have seen an SUV or TRUCK from that part of Nigeria?

Poverty-Stricken Wretches!
After spending DECADES pushin' BARROWS all over Lagos, then DEPORTED FROM LAGOS, these OKONGWUS AND MGBEKES will sit and wait to collect OR KILL for what they did not sweat for.

Vermin!

Still on CHICAGO-GHETTO CABBY-KINGS!
Karma is a sweeeeeet BINTCH!

AFTER SPENDING 40 YEARS LIKE ELIJAH IN THE WILDERNESS OF ILLITERACY AND SOCIO-ECONOMIC DRAUGHT. . . . EATING SHEEQUERIA PLUS LUWWWWANNA POOOHSIES TO DODGE CHILD-SUPPORT PAYMENTS, all you can afford to import is A DREG OF SOCIETY LIKE YOURSELF!!!

All these yeye men that run home, AFTER AKATA DOM SUCK ALL THE BETA AKAMU FINISH LEAVE ONLY 'PUSS' FOR DEM BLOKOS . . . . to get FRESSSSSSH HARLOTS to do MOO-MOO, BORN-AGAIN LOVE . . . . . . . . after toying with the NAIJA sistahs aka ABANDONED PROP-TYS in this USA nko?

You leave the reeeeaaal SOKOTO for H-America to go buy sokoto for h-inside ABA? Haaaaah!!!!!

You reap what you SOW!
Make una dey QUENCH with stroke one by one!!!!! AMIIIIIIN OOOOOOOH!!!!!
NO PITY!!!

Amen!
We don't need to put up with ANY FORM OF MATRIMONIAL SERVITUDE outside AFRICA!!!!

We only have to do asssssshawo to 'help the needy-hoe-dudes'!

We even fly from state to state and from CONTINENT TO CONTINENT to PHOCK 'em CHEAP, boy-toys and TOTOCHOPPERS with our own MONEY from BETA sugar-daddies!


IN MY DARLING DIASPORA, IT IS A WOMAN'S WORLD ALWAYS!!!!!

Women are BREAD and BUTTER plus JAM winnerzzzzz!!!

Please, SPREAD the GOSPEL!!!

NA NIGERIAN MEN DEY SPOIL NIGERIAN WOMEN. No DEMAND, no SUPPLY! Period!!!!

Only inside NIGERIA!!!! I will have NO CHOICE, sooooooooooo, NO qualms!
Ask BIACARRR OJUKWU HOW SHE TAKE REAAAASH AMBASSADOR TO GHANA AND SPAIN even before the OLD, SENILE AND IMPOTENT D-EE-KEMBA OJUKWU QUENCH!!!


Or ask NOLLYWOOD AN-us-BANGING directors and SPE/RM-PRODUCERS!!!


If you are a 'MY FELLOW W-I-NDO' . . . . . You don turn BUSHMEAT be dat! Your dead husbands' BEST FRIENDS must PHOCK those ya already slack EXTRA-MARITAL, PART-TIME ASSSSHAWO pooohsies to console you ALL THE WAY TO THE GRAVESIDES!!!!! CHAI!!! I looooove NAIJA!!!!

You go see GRUBBY, GROPING fingers inside ya paheint. . . . . MENSTRUATING AND MOURNING . . . NAIJA NKITA/MKPI-MAN NO KIA O!

You go dey hear PELE and NDO with NAIJA men hands grabbing both ikebe and breazzssts DURING YOUR DEAD HUSBANDS' services of songs!!!!

What are you talking? Mu he he he he he

Nor donate na! HUNGER GO JUSS KILLY YA!!!!!
Like African woman get choice in the hands of NIGERIAN DOGS!

Ask FFK!

Make a choice! SELL YA TOTOTO A POLITICIAN OR TOTOTO A PASTOR!!!! OR GO TO EUROPE!!!

Simple!!!

Soooooooo, which foods are natural in this day and age?

Like we have a choice?

Even UNPASTEURIZED freshly-expressed milk from VIRGIN goats and cows or FRESHLY-SQUEEZED juices from the most organogenetic oranges CAN KILL YA AZZZZZZZE IN jiffy!

Shiooooooor!!!!!

As a CORRRRRRRECT working wifey and MOM, . . . . . My husband cooks and my darling mom takes care of my kids!

Sorrrry o! I don pass stage of chopping onions with hands! I only cook if I feel like it! HALLELUJAH to beta husbands that can cook better than women WHILE WORKING TOO!

I cater EVERYTHING!!!! Cheaper for moi!!!!

Fake chicken or dead horse/road-kill, not my consine!!!

The will of 'GOD' ! I have absolutely NO DESIRE to live in THAT NOAH'S ARK!!! Fiaaaaakwaaaaaaa!!!!