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shizzleStar:
sweery are you hor.ny?

Is this your contribution to the death of the "DAFT ONE'S POLITICAL THUGGERY"?
I feel your pain!
Can you please give us "THE LOSING STATS" . . . . . in advance.

freecocoa:
You should get paid for your comments walai, they are nothing but legendary .

Thank you jare!
Don't mind that BLOCK HEAD called Seun Osewa that has harassed me with his ijjatik, homeless, CYBER-URCHINS for over 7 years ke!
We go see who go first taya OR RUN GO HIDE WITH SHAME!!!!

"Boko Haram ROMANTICS na by force for OGUN STATE o"!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

ITarena:
@Kanwulia:
No bi every time ooh. And at least with these technology we have a base to start investigation journey, if we cant match face, we can match sound. Thanks for stopping by.

This kind gadget without CONSTANT ELECTRICITY. . . . . ?

Oya. . . .KONTINU!

You are VERRRRRRRRRRRRY welcome!

Sal!
You are soooooooo right!
JONATHAN BADLUCK can only win by RIGGING!!!!!

As it stands now. . . . .He does not have the support of the NORTH AND WEST!
To add to this royal "DAFTNESS'S" woes. . . . . Some SOUTH-EAST. . . and some SOUTH-SOUTH states are FLYING WITH BROOMS!!!!!!

Anyone that wants to extend his or her socio-economic and political LONGEVITY would join the AGBERO PEOPLE'S CONGRESS now. . . . . Or suffer the fate of BARRACK OBAMA. . . . . .AKA "make face like NL, granny-ashawo TOTO"!

I would be the last to say this. . . . .but truth be TOLD!

JEG. . . . and BOKO HARAM don FAIL!!!!

Where is OBJ? You still dey laugh?

I DEY LAUGH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

He/she would laughs last. . . . .LAUGHS BEST AND LOUDEST!!!!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!


Can ANYONE tabulate the PREDICTION-SCORES pleaszzzzzzzzzzzze?

What is wrong with growing old gracefully?
To end up like Joan Rivers or Stella OBJ?
After anti-aging serum nko?
Anti slack poohsy SEMMEN/AKAMU abi?

Robbers dey cover face for NAIJA?

Whether you like it or not, it is ONLY AFTER MARRIAGE you can start really KNOWING a person.
Even then. . . . THERE ARE MANY FACES TO ONE PERSON.

One for EACH DAY. . . . 7 days per week, OR ONE EACH HOUR FOR EVERY 365 days per year. . . . .depending on the level of PSYCHOSIS!
One thing is certain. . . . . .YOU WILL BE MARRIED TO A TOTAL STRANGER!!!!!
The more you see. . . . THE LESS YOU KNOW AND UNDERSTAND!

Kanwulia:
Suicide?

As this LIFE dey SWEEEEEET me so?
How I go DIE leave NL for my H-ENEMIES?
Not an option o!

So. . . . I don reasssssh this thread hehn?

I just can't understand the concept of suicide except it ends ALL PROBLEMS PERMANENTLY.
This life too sweet to wan see GOD OR SATAN imho!
What would blind people feel then?

Question 1.
Yes! Any relief from "quick approaches" is always a big relief. No woman wants to be left with a "hot CLIT" hanging out of its shell unattended PROPERLY!!!!

Question 2.
No!
Never add h-inSOT to h-Any h-injury!
Only fix what is broke. . . .AND KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!!!!!

Tallesty1:
I prefer a plate of fufu with a egusi soup(no meat or fish) to 4 days of good phock

You must have a very "sumall fenis". . . .!
Like a lot of "guys" who make love to fufu day and night!

Wey PART 2 abeg na?

Tallesty1:
You can't buy a man with sex

I agree.
But you can own a MAN with sex!
A free, willing SLAVE!

If you can PHOCK a man gooooooood, you can own his SOUL for FREEEEEEEEE!

Who ever is phocking him!

It must have spread all over NL then!

Obviously, you have been "tyrannical".
Your children should not have to "fear" you, if you Re a loving father!
You REAP what you SOW abi?

Not an ethical matter!
A matter of CHOICE!
Free world!

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You mean musky and sweaty??

YEEEEEAH!!!!
SeXXXy!
The call of "the wild" AKA MKPI-ISM!!!!

EfemenaXY:
Lol!

You mean musky and sweaty??

YEEEEEAH!!!!
SeXXXy!
The call of "the wild"!

I can't answer because I find to difficult to relate with ANY of the characters in such a NOLLYWOOD "skit/burlesque"

My prayer? May I NEVER!
Amen.

Never!!!
When it is my time, I WILL GLADLY GO.
Don't join me please!
I did not beg you.

Thanks!

Negative!!!
Not a perfume person!
I looooooove to smell like "AN AFRICAN JUNGLE RABBIT"!
Like most of my NIGERIAN ROMEOS!

They use their brains. . . . Unlike the so-called "ADULTS"!

francizy:
Lmao! LoL! I was laughing all thru as I read your posts ma'am..
It seems like the fastest ways to gain popularity on social networks are posting nude pics and dissing.. LoL.. I don't need that..
Funny enough, I've never blogged before and I don't intend to..
About me loosing 200kg, I laugh.. Am a 6ft3 tall and slim dude with abs, how much weight do you now want me to loose in this situation? Or you want me to be a thin asss mofo?
I think you should start up a career in a dissing website tho, you've got the talent and don't let it waste..
Anyways, I'll still maintain my stands on not to insult people I meet on social network, cause I don't see anything profitable or reasonable in it.
Good evening girl!

I have noticed this your ID!
Please, go get another!
You AZZZZZZONT-HOLE!!!

Next pleazzzzzzzze!!!!

OkikiOluwa1:
shey u knw dat u r sick?

Yes?
So? Wetin dey do you?
You tink say you normal ni?
Abeg carry disu YA useLIIIIIISSSE thread go jare!
Na by force to open thread?
Mtcheeeeeeew!
Please, go and "rotate" IDz like your fellow COWARDS jor!
H-end of "YEH" ban dey tickle ya hemorrhoid-clustered ANU S abi?

NANSENZE!

CzarChris:
I'm really trying my very best to be civil here but people like you. . . . . . BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!


. . . . . . . To comment is not by force.
People like you and Kanwulia should learn the meaning of maturity and intelligent response from these Nairalanders below

You must think everyone comes to NL to be PHOCKED by TOADS. . . .to get a meaningless end-of-year award. Ha!

You berra be off to see the WIZARD of OZ for A FEW BRAIN CELL!

Hopefully, YOUR NUMB-SKULL would not need some fertilizer!

I replied you politely. . . You are indeed a MATRIMONIAL HAZARD!
Grow up and be a man FIRST!
Having a tad functional "PENIZ" does NOT make you one for a poverty-STRICKEN victim looking to USE YOU TO ESCAPE POVERTY. . . . So she at least STOP SHARING A POT OF STEW AND DECAYED, FRIED-ICE-FISH with 5000 village members. . . . however temporary!

Childhood friends ABEGGGGGI!
Who wan "befriend" online HARLOTS/YAHOOISTS of unknown parentage?

Including doz on NL showing pisshures and praising their "LORDS"!

MUCHECHECHECHE!

Joy go soon turn to SOWWO!

OkikiOluwa1:
he get mouth like closet abi?
Spewing rubbish!

Na competition ni?
You sef nor fit "spew"?
Whissssh wan consain you?
Abi SATAN SHYTE for YA THROAT?

francizy:
Lmao! May God have mercy on you and relieve you off this bitterness..
From your pic, you seem like a woman so I don't really understand why u acting this way..
Who hurt you this bad?

Na today you come NL? You attention-seeking POLYMINIKERING SEUN OSEWA NL WHHHHHHHORRRRRE?

Who hurt who?
I should change MY STYLE of posting because one LOKKKKITOTO-IKEMBA-SUPER STAR with 2000 IDs don get JESUS LIVER, resurrect from one BOKO-NAMA, PISSY, SAMBISA-FOREST-GRAVE to show im WOR-WOR, OTONDO azzzze for my front?

You dey KRAAAAAAAAZE!
You must be one of YOU NL, OVER-PHOCKED, recycled, FUGLY-BLAAAAAAAACK-AZZZZZZZED, PHAAAAAT, FAILED-BLOGGERS(competing on NL witi AGBADA-SENEGALESE, EVENING GOWN/BIKINI KPA-KPA )!!!

Why you nor go LOOZZZZE to JENI "AUNTY JEMIMA" of the NL-DEC-2014 competition of NL, AFROCENTRIC, EBOLA-STRICKEN COMPETITORS OF THE WEEK/YEAR?

Na ya pROLEM be dat abi?
Na im dey BITE YOU TODAY?
Sorry! I can't help you!

Na me you wan take campaign for NL-FAMILY-SESSSSSHUN-POSTER OF OUR BLESSED 2014AD?

I SAY. . . . YOU MUST BE MAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

Go and learn how to BLEACH weh-weh(make you yellow small, so we can tell when you are laughing or crying). . . . AND LOSE AT LEAST 200kg. . . "AKPA UKPILLA ati DANGOTE CEMENT FAAAAAT-TRIES OF NL PLC DI KA GI!!!!

Make I cassssh DATI YA LOCAL H-ASSSS FOR MY POST AGAIN!

Phackkkkkin' ijjjjat!

francizy:
Why all the bitter posts? Did an Igbo girl take your Hubby's attention from??
Just asking and please don't insult me cuz I don't have energy to exchange words with people... Thank you

PHOCK off!
Who dey exchange words with you?
Nor be you QUOTE my post?
I h-answer you. . . . You wan ? my post/and how I am supposed to respond "by YA H-ALMIGHTY standards"!
Afo ta gbu kwa gi by 12AM TROPICAL-STANDARD TIME DIA!
Bizzzzzzzy-Barrrrrrry!

francizy:
At times, the men are to blame especially when they marry any woman they see after they must have lost their wives to divorce or death. But the question is, how many women out there are willing to take other people's children as theirs?
Some women are pretty cunning and can pretend to love a man's children for Africa only when he's at home.
So i don't think its easy finding that woman cuz they are just few.

The men think with their BLOKOSES ke!
Brainless BULLS without BALLS!
Many of them GENERATIONAL COWARDS. . . . . . with BELLES like "AMAECHI NMUANAGOR" of "IGBO NOLLYWOOD"! All they think about is to EAT, PHOCK N SNORE" like MEDIEVAL, LONDON FOG-HORNS"!


Weda their BOOLOGICAL child/children from outside or h-inside wed-lock dey alive or dey suffer DAILY RITUAL EXERCISES from their MGBEKE CARRIBEAN QUEENS ati BAHAMA MAMAS o. . . . Not their bizz!


NIGERIAN CHRISTIAN WITCHES OF WOMEN FROM THE EASTERN PART OF NIGERIA WITH "CHI" in their names NA THE VERRRRRRRRY WORST!!!!!

TUFIAAAAAAKWA!!!!!