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tpia6:
Madam, you posted your toto pictures wide for all to see, perhaps you are not getting any from your "husband", I don't know. What I do know is the concept of 'profile picture' was not created so people can view your toto when they have their own and can check it in the mirror.

I simply posted the photos to help you understand you do not hold a monopoly on vaginas, kapish? Other people are putting their vaginas to better use than yours.


You might need to go consult some more with your (sick) advisers on how you can wriggle out of the quandary you dug yourself into.

Do you actually call that a 'toto picture'?
All I showed was a 'LABIABIA'!
You are really from 'a BUSH'

This is my toto picture!
If you really wanted to show you could play 'totopoly'. . . YOU WOULD HAVE POSTED YOURS, instead of uploading some "IJEBU BIOLOGY" pictures.
You are soooooooooooooooo irritating!

I will restrain myself from exchanging words with YOU or any OTHER on this thread!
Not my agenda for the rest of the year!

DukeNija:
Well I think you are an intelligent woman with a lot of experience both with family and the corporate world, and many of your contributions on this section have been invaluable. But you need to check it, cos there's a thin and weak veil protecting you from going overboard and throwing caution to the wind which most people consider abnormal. But to you, its just a no holds barred expression. Maybe you need to see a therapist to help you manage and curtail your excesses, and rebuild or strengthen your values.
But I don't think you are kray kray, well maybe just a little.

Thank you for your contribution.
Very condescending I must say.
Why would I want to adhere to YOUR STANDARDS. . . .?
Of what use would your recommendations be to me or the world at large?

A boring life for 'NL VICTORIANS' could never appeal to me. . . .

Going over-board?
What horizon?

I am a very passionate being and like I told one of my bosses last month. . .

"I MAKE NO APOLOGIES TO MY PERSONALITY TYPE.
If you don't like it. . . you may need to fire me and get another employee."

I think she is working on it. . . but has had no excuse. . .YET! I wish her all the best of luck!

I think the problem with some of YOU, is that you like to kiss azzzes to COMFORM. . .because your life depended on it!
Some of us. . .can never apprentice to such a 'workshop' of azze-kissing!

No matter how clean. . . I JUST CAN'T DO IT!
You will just have to deal with it. . . till you don't have to!
Simple!

pDude:
So na now you dey know say you get mental problem?

Mu ha ha ha ha!

Callotti the Callo, nne you head don nock nor be today

The rules of THIS THREAD is that YOU MUST HAVE PROOF!
I did not say I had 'mental problems'!
How can I help 'some of you' IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'ACTING CRAZY' AND 'BEING CRAZY'!

Mental problems? Never had o.
Upgrade your 'sensibilities'. . . SIMPLE!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4scFQOfJFV8

tpia6:
Your own shock absorber clearly lies in your toto, warranty don pass long time!

Ewu.

You need to move on for real. I did not post 'toto' pictures on this thread.
You did.
Now, stick to the topic.
Thank you!

tpia6:
ma'am, you can expose your private parts in sexuality section, its very possible you will be let alone there.

this is not a question of norm or no norm, you have a product you want to hawk or sell, why not do it in the right place instead of blaming the world for your poor reception?

nobody said you should not post your toto pictures, but just do it where it will be appreciated,( your lovers can follow you there).

what you are attempting in the name of sexual freedom and libertarianism, should just be done in the area marked out for it, dont know why this is such a big problem for some of you.

I keep trying to tell you my repudiated profile picture has LITTLE to do with this thread.
I understand that such images may cause some or LOTS OF GRIEF for[size=20pt] NL, LEGENDARY PSYCHO-PURITANS[/size] personas like yourself.
You have made your ONE POINT. . . .which I still DO NOT GET!
Can you please move on?

The so-called 'toto' pictures where in my "PRIVATES DOMAIN'. . . .AKA DP OR PD!
You had no business going there.

coogar:
crazy - not in an insulting way.....
it's more like a shock.

Eheeeeen!

Now we are talking.
That is exactly what I was thinking.
I always knew you were 'super smart' even under that facade!
I think you are the only one who has come close to the real 'issue'!

This means that 'most people' need to repair their shock absorbers. . . .especially, if they have outlived the 'warrantee' of their manufacturers.
A.K.A. . . . God or Satan!

pDude:
So you dey squat the nigga

This na 2015 almost o.

Joint accounts nor dey reign o!

coogar:
kanwulia is crazy!



you mean you won't follow suit? come on - kandii, a million and one men want to see what yours look like.

the revolution has begun....

#freethenipples
#freethelabia

Because of A 'DP'. . . .

kandiikane:
Lol, there are huge differences between someone that does not conform to the norm, a "deviant" and someone who has a few screws loose. Your pic speaks a lot of volumes since Google didn't come up with any other searches, I am certain that is you. I won't be surprised if you see things or have conversations and disagreements with "people" in your head about who should "show" each day. You can always go for a medical check up and know for sure because so many Africans are crazy and don't know they are.

Hmmmmm!

Soooooo, people who pose n00de ARE ALL CRAZY, and all need to go for 'medical check-up'?
Going by your logic?

tpia6:
just check the specific guidelines for crazy to see if you fit in. Going by nairaland crazies to label yourself crazy, is just crazy.


Its a pity they often block actually crazy people from getting help by applauding everything they do or type.

The specific guidelines for 'crazy'. . . .

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&rlz=1C1AFAB_enUS478US503&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=crazy%20meaning

cra·zy
ˈkrāzē/Submit
informal
adjective
1.
mentally deranged, especially as manifested in a wild or aggressive way.
"Stella went crazy and assaulted a visitor"
synonyms: mad, insane, out of one's mind, deranged, demented, not in one's right mind, crazed, lunatic, non compos mentis, unhinged, mad as a hatter, mad as a March hare; More
antonyms: sane
extremely annoyed or angry.
"the noise they made was driving me crazy"
foolish.
"it was crazy to hope that good might come out of this mess"
synonyms: stupid, foolish, idiotic, silly, absurd, ridiculous, ludicrous, preposterous, farcical, laughable, risible, nonsensical, imbecilic, harebrained, cockamamie, half-baked, impracticable, unworkable, ill-conceived, senseless; More

2.
extremely enthusiastic.
"I'm crazy about Cindy"
synonyms: passionate about, (very) keen on, enamored of, infatuated with, smitten with, devoted to; More
antonyms: indifferent, apathetic

3.
(of an angle) appearing absurdly out of place or in an unlikely position.
"the monument leaned at a crazy angle"
archaic
(of a ship or building) full of cracks or flaws; unsound or shaky.
adverbNORTH AMERICAN
adverb: crazy
1.
extremely.
"I've been crazy busy"
noun

NORTH AMERICAN

Kimoni:
Kanwulia, I was going to disagree with them but I took a look at ur profile pic and instantly, I realised they are very correct. Like why??

That pic alone is a departure from the norm and I kinda believe that is you in the pic.

A departure from 'the norm'.

I am not going to discuss my jettisoned profile picture on this thread. It is irrelevant to me!

What is 'the norm'?

Oh dia!

It is gonna be a very loooooooooooooooooooooooooong night.

Aprime:
Kray — Kray?...
Yes, Yes And Yes.

Reasons;

You type ridiculously silly; capitalizing unnecessary.
You use the smiley as punctuation. Very weird.
Your DP.

I mean take a good look at your DP.
You're calling that thing food.
Even saying it's ready ... Bye.

1. Ridiculously silly
2. CAPITALIZING UNNECESSARY!
3. Use of the as punctuation(very weird)
4. My DP.

Sooooooo. . . these make up your criteria for a 'krazy person'?

What is a 'DP'?

bellong:
When a person does not conform to norm, s/he is seen as a "crazy" person for having "unconventional" opinion.

When someone's actions/inactions portray a radical deviation, such a fellow will be seen to have a mental problem.

Well written!

But how does this apply to me?
What is YOUR PROOF?

Hmmmmmmmm!

Where was I?

SAMBARRY:
that settles it

The woman fit move into awa "husbands" house o!
BUT NOT MINE!!!!!
Simple!

Thank you, dear NL family,
My profile picture disappeared. . . .don't ask my why o?
Let me "'re-group"!

This one go tough o!
Amnesty international.

Dear "Oby". . . time to keep your 'HISPANIC' promise!

Hey!

The day I mistakenly entered an aunt's neighbor's residence through a side gate and was greeted with the barking of some huge dogs coming out of the house. The neighbor shared a fence with my aunt and I went in through the WRONG side gate!
When I got into the neighbor's back yard. . .the gate closed behind me and I realized I was in the WRONG HOUSE!

Let me just say. . . I HAVE NO RECOLLECTIONS how I got out of that compound IN A FLASH!

The only thing I remembered is I was safe in my car.

Chai!!!!

Diarrrrrrrrrrris godiooooooo!!!!

Today. . . my husband told me that I have 'mental problems'.
It is not the first time I have heard such nonsense from him.
My siblings have told me MANY TIMES that I am not normal.

At work. . . they refer to me as 'the kray-kray'. . .(short for LOONEY to avoid lawsuits )

On Nairaland kwa nu. . . I have read the same 'kray-kray' gist many times.
How do you define 'a crazy' family member?
Since I am a bonafide NL family member. . . . with 7 years of 'blissful' existence without h-enemies on NL. . . .

WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW THAT I AM A 'KRAY-KRAY'?

Is a difference in 'personality' the same as being a crazy person? DO WE ALL HAVE TO ACT ALIKE LIKE ZOMBIES?
Not that I am bothered in the least. . . Just thought I'd ask sha. . . just to get an understanding what the 'crazy gist' is all about.
YOU MUST HAVE PROOF. . . by my thoughts. . .actions or WORDS on NL. . . then the necessary 'RECOMMENDATIONS' can be discussed!



Have a happy holiday season. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fz2nOVvsYs

Any marriage ceremony for h-insai bible?

All we read is that:

He "took her" and "he lay with her" and "he knew her"!

Local tins!

But you should understand that the dude is chopping "congo-meat" in London for papers na!
He don dey "sharpen" penso inside one OLD, white, fat woman for yonder.
Abeg face ya life!

SAMBARRY:
You're sitting on a ticking time bomb of 20something years time that will soon explode on your face




that's what happens when you think with your phenese




I have nothing else to say.chief mrs kanwulia come and put mouth o

Errrrrrrm,

You know say na only poor dudes fit cry this kain cry.

Abi you don hia women dey fight for TU BABA im palace?

Na for this day and age women dey open TOTO to take phock poverty?
Nansenzzzzzzze.

Errrrrrrm,

The only problem is that: NA ME GET THE HOUSES O!

My husband is SUPER GUILTY of this. . . .VERRRRRRRRRRRRY ANNOYING!!!!

Because they were BORN DISHONEST!

A classic sign of YAHOO-YAHOO life!

Never to be TRUSTED!

*read more for what?. . . na only thread title i read o! shioooor*

I only gained weight after I left Nigeria.

Outside Nigeria. . . na to battle weight gain!

Mehn! I looked like all those 'hungry-scruffffffffffffy-looking' NL pageant contestants in Nigeria.

Poverty na weight loss I swear!