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bossminded:
Dnt use ur inner voice ooo... kids dnt read minds..... d same tin our parents did nd dy failed in dier "parenting" job

You misunderstood me.
I meant "don't yell"!

You can't spice up a relationship with an old blokos or pooohsie!
Na juju?

The reason why fathers make better parents!

I don't see anything wrong oooooooh!
They have "parental" consent.
Please, go and born your own!
Thank you!

Use your inner voice.

Tashamania:
Were you once "Calloti"?

Meeeeeeeee?
Impossible!
No way!

Why don't the husbands wash THEMSELVES then?
Abi na for mouth?

DADDDDDDDY!!!!!!
He is more nurturing!

Hmmmmmm!
Boko Haram marriages.

Tell him to go to HELL please!

Any man that asks you as a wife to GIVE UP YOUR DREAMS . . . to foster his IS A SADIST!
I will never give up my IDENTITY for ANY MAN!
You can always build a career. . . .NEVER WITH A HUSBAND!

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!

I love your "blog"!
Very racy!

May I never be in your shoes. . . .Even in OLD AGE!
Amen!!!!!!!!

Has he or she found a spouse for himself/herself first?

Pure BARBARISM!
Twa!

YES!
Na dem da tin dey hungry pass!
I'd rather go SHOPPING!

Their GOD!

Ishilove:
Annoying is an understatement. Mum will be jogging up and down the market like Wilson Kipkerter, and when she inevitably loses me, na to give me hot slap when we reunite

Anyway that was when I was younger. Nowadays I just simply sit down one place and allow her run free in the market. When she is tired na she dey come find me where I relax

You dey siddon for h-insai Nigerian "market"?
You try gaaaaaaaaaaaan.
I will not even siddon inside "RODEO DRIVE" to wait for her azzzzzzze, not to mention ANY NIGERIAN marker or shopping center.
I drop her off and ZOOOOOOM off!
Make she call her driver when she ready!
Shikena!

Nmeri17:
going to market with my mom?? neither ends well nor is it a palatable story My mom turns into a merchant and I become a camel that carries all the heavy bags. Then those livestock section with Hot flies looking for who to perch on Then the worst part...having everybody comment about my excessive height -_____- very very annoying

Bhwaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa!!!
My most memorable moment! Not all "MGBEKE" market days are bad with mama oooo. . . .

One I will never forget sha. . . .

I followed "mommy dearest" to buy live chickens in Lagos MANY MANY MANY years ago. . . . .
We tanda for motto by the road-side to "prize" male and female chicken oooooooo.
My mama ask Mallam if the chickens were "male or females"?
She only wanted FEMALE OLD LAYERS. . . . WITH STRRRRRRONG BONES not AGGGGGIPPPPAS!
?"
My mama ask: "Mallam. . . .you get "woman chicken? old layer?"
The AGBERO-MALLAM nodded in agreement. . . ."we get am for plenty-plenty. . . . ". . . . .and carried 2 STINKING CHICKENS and shoved in my mom's face THROUGH HER WINDOW. . .

"See them TOTO!"

OH PHOCK!

*so you get am for 'excess baggage ehn? hnmmmm! FINE BOY! BETA PIKIN! *

Ishilove:
Lwkmd!!!

This woman enh, your mouth na die

Haaaaaaiiiiiiiaaaaaaaahnnnn!!!!!!!
Ya mama nefa "VANISH" for h-inside Onitsha Market for ya neck before?
That was the last straw!
After searching every corner of the "provisions" stall areas. . . . We FINALLY found her in the BACK DUNGEON of one VERRRRRRY DARK SHOP with no light . . . . .on the floor. . . . EATING HOT NKWOBI AND PURE WATER SACHETS IN HER HANDS. . . . gisting away her life there!
The woman na GANGSTER-GRAN I SWEAR!!!!!

All she could say was. . . ."do you care to join me? it is very sweet"!

I simply asked her. . . ."NA MARKET YOU SAY YOU COME OR NA WINCHCRAFT MEETING TO INITIATE NEW CONVERTS?"

Ohhhhhhhhh GAAAAAAD!!!!!!

Ishilove:
Like Kanwulia said, wetin your money no fit buy your eyes fit feast on. I for one love window shopping. One day I went to a super market and spent about 50 mins in the perfume section sampling everything in sight. My companion mumbled, grumbled, fidgeted and nearly wept but I ignored him. Nothing can separate me from my shopping. I must get the best quality and price, darn it!

You don't know what you're missing

Oya o!
Make una geh READY-STEADY!
It is in the genes!

People change in relationships.
You simply adjust with the changes.
The next man or woman WILL CHANGE TOO!

Old fashion tinsez!
Even when 2 or 3 women store are threatening to give birth for the same groom AT THE SAME ALTAR, the show MUST GO ON!

Marriage bans ko!

Not NORMAL!
Only for SICK PHOCKS!

ANY JOB that she can succeed in!

Hmmmmmmmm!
Only a woman knows MAMA'S BABIES!
Father's? MAYBE!

Love does not decrease in marriage, it simply metamorphosEs into different phases.
The ability for people to realize this, adjust and cope with such changes makes ALL THE DIFFERENCE between maturity and immaturity.

SAMBARRY:
Where are these women sef when you need them



kanwulia, efemena, cococandy.ebobi o

Naaaaaaaaaaaa. . . . . If I reeaaaaally want some bushmeat, I will head to SAMBISA FOREST abi?

SAMBARRY:
A notable pastor said adultery is when adults are playing lottery with their destiny.so the woman killing the child who knows nothing or has any business with 2 of you guys stoopeedity is supposed to pain a supposedly irrational and irresponsible man abi?



good riddance to bad rubbish for the 2 of them.so all along kanwulia was right when she's always saying something about people killing themselves because of blokos.so she was right after all whe some angry and resentful peeps always tried to make her look crazy. See everything she keeps saying coming to pass

Bia?
You nor dey taya for these PSYCHO topics?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJQxJtKrmM

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. . .
I nor see any pissssssssssshure oooooooo. . . .
Abi una dey dream ni?

*chai!!! time for work already*

Nmeri17:
ogini di?? mgbeketoto in 3D!! haaa this one u gree show face last last werrin happen oo??

Are you for real?
Like. . . .SERIOUSLY?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!


*observing only*

Kunbee:
^^^that picture tho, lmao

Sometimes. . . only pictures can express what you are thinking.
No words necessary for this kain 'drama' series!

*na my 'tonto dike' siddon-look mode be dat o*!

TO ALWAYS USE MY BRAINS. . . NOT MY TOTO!