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Ugly WINCH!

Poor things!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=penW7igxEvc

My family nor get work ni? Abi na 'THE NIGERIAN VILLAGE-MARKET SQUARE' una dey live ni?
Dem go juss 'hiss'. . .waka comot!
My husband would be the LAST thing they would be interested in. . .
. . . And vice versa! Borrrrrrrrrrrrrring shyte! Na me or dem f'O'rst to marry?

We nor dey judge that kain case for my family o.
Before you open your mouth begin. . .dem don WAKA GO!

Na you and ya 'GOD' or 'SATAN' o!

I don't remember ANY TIME in my life ANY of their siblings discussed their spouses. . . .
Ova to the 'BUSHMEATS'! NEVEEEEEER!!!!

Waka Pass Je Je!

Kanwulia in WTF? mode!

Hia we go again!

So help me. . . . .*&%!

moca:
U have already answered
Abegi pity mama now,bad gal

E be like say no OLD woman don take ya eye see SOINTIN for market before? You sef go "RUTHLESS"!

SAMBARRY:




don't provoke them o

Dey are busy in their EAST LONDON "BI-BI" PUBS tonight!
Dem go re-surface on Monday Morrrrrrrring when awon "OMO WHITES" don suck dem finish to ease frussstrehsun on and off NL na!

alutacontinua:
Bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wetin be arthritis of the buttocks?

The kind that causes the bones of the IKEBE to DECAY and ROT from OVER-USAGE na!
If dem begin WAKA GO, you go dey pity am!
All fake!!!!

Eddygourdo:
my dear. Well with the way my eyes turned red and my grumblings with hissing next time she calls me eddy my darling son I will smell a scam and flee from all possibilities of saying "but mummy how can u claim to be looking for fish to buy when we have passed over ten fish sellers begging u plus u are even ignoring my tantrums. Or Shey their fish na chinko ? "

That na "woman" market o!
Na for dia dem dey go "work out"!
What the pocket cannot buy, the eyes can feast on abi?

My mamma dey forget say she get "arthritis" of the "buttocks" when she h-enter ANY SHOP!
Even if na MORTUARY!

At the airport na she be the first to shout for "wheelchair"! But h-insai market? She be BEN JOHNSON TILL MARKET CLOSE!!!!! You can never find her!!!!! She nor go pick ANY OF HER PHONES!!!!

Amen!

VERRRRRY ANNNNNNOYING!!!!!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia o

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!
Na lie I tok?
When a NAIJA man starts farting uncontrollably, not be "Fruits and Vegetable" diet dey cause am o!
Time to h-investigate the "where-there-and-here-and-dia" of his anoooose before he shytes on ya head one day ke!

I really would love LEAVE HER AZZZZZE DIA for real!

soulglo:
True and the same goes for the men. I don't think any sensible woman would try to win mans love by taking him to court? Don't sleep with anything that offers you ass. At least like the person enough to have a meaningful conversation. A man running out of the country to avoid child support obviously has no plans to ever come back. Truth be told, most people regret not taking responsibility for their children later in life. The problem is that sex is so easy to get these days that people have convinced themselves that the pregnancy part cannot possibly happen. The system can only protect you so much.

True!
But na WOMAN dey carry BELLE.
So, anything wey she see. . . . .Na her wahala be dat o!
Most people regretting not talking care of the it children in later life is medicine after death.
Perhaps, they should think twice before having "H-ORGASMS""!

soulglo:
He could but that won't necessarily stop the child support payments

Then the man/men should do what is necessary!
No man should be chained to a woman because of ANY child.

Move out of THAT country!
I know MANY Nigerian men who did just that!
I would!

Yes, he should have used some form of birth-control.
He NEVER wanted the child from day one.
Love is not by force!
Na woman dey carry belle. Make SHE deal with am!
Next time make dem babes CHOOSE men wey want pikin OR CLOSE DEM TOTOS!
Period!

Do you go to clubs to "meet" people?
I go clubbing A LOT.
The last thing I will do is DRINK there OR DANCE WITH ANY TOUT I do not know!

How did she break away from her friends?

I this day and age?

Sign over parental rights!
Simple!

It is a wife's duty to continue where her husband's mother left off. Unless she is married to a "money miss road BIG MAN" that has no time to wash his own car!

Tufiakwa to those!
Sugar daddy materials only!
Not for marriage! Oooooh NO!

Only a perrrrrrfect HUSBAND CAN GET!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
This woman don era see "period" for her life? Or na "mrsIM OVULARIA" she day do efry week?
Lucky woman!
No "bloooooodz shiaaaarrrring"!
No smelly tampons or pads!

If na "ghyel" dem born true-true, I sorry for the boys wey go go near dat man gat to go try to toast that "ghyel"! The "ghyelghyeel" go be TOMBOY I swear!

Just like marriage, and all other interpersonal/professional aspects of life, you can't have one without the other. To succeed in ALL aspects of life you have to WORK hard with motivation, perseverance and TOUGH LOVE!

Motherhood being interpreted as a job can only frustrate those who became mothers by "ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE"! Any mother who truly loves being a "mom" would rejoice at having the MOST DIFFICULT JOB IN THE WORLD!

From conception to birth AND BEYOND, motherhood is INDEED THE TOUGHEST JOB ON THE WORLD!

Fatherhood is the next tough job!

Loving, caring and raising a child UNCONDITIONALLY is a JOB without an end!

The writer is soooooo entitled to his or her opinions!

Well, you confessed she "blessed" you with "kids"!

Better head to the lab for some quick DNA swabs!

So?
Was he born with security details from his momma's azzzzzzze?

link2ok:
How do yu mean neva

Loved ones can NEVER be unloved, so why delete their numbers?

NEVER!!!!

wakacome:
maybe they look like a seed that should be planted...

More like "dummies"!

Nmeri17:
1. watch a live performance of pammy udubonche
2. meet kanwulia
3. furk jayden jaymes

others coming. stay tuned

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
Glad to know I am still "vegetable" after 7 years in this online wilderness!!!!
Nice to meet you too. It has been an absolute pleasure!

edgyslim:
Bro na so o. These pdp guys on this forum are all a bunch of jokers. I dont blame them though. 90percent of them have never been to other countries to see what a functional govt does for her citizens. They base their assessment of a govt's performance on ethnicity and religion instead of holding them accountable.

GBAM!

But then again Nigeria is a DYSFUNCTIONAL society of socio-economic THUGS IN POLITICS!
Looks like APC HAS MORE EDUCATED AND LITERATE members!
That PDP is full of political harlots who can't count their money even after being SCREWED from dusk till dawn without "recess"!

Hmmmmmmmm

ILLITERATES are shytting on themselves with this analysis o.

edgyslim:
PDP and petty politics. I only pray God gives their minions on this forum the fortitude to bear the loss.

This is IT!
I don't have to read past page 1.
I don belle-full with this post ooooooooooo. . . . CHAI!!!!