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Nmeri17:
So yo children won't even enjoy the luxury of growing up in a Christian home? poor things

Unfortunately, they are growing up in A CHRISTIAN HOME like I did(with my husband and mother. . . ..the so-called "OCCULT-CATHOLICS". . . .I will spare them the SHOCK, till they can start asking questions.
For now, going to church serves as an ADDED MEANS to socialize with other "little M0R0NZ" like themselves.
For my personal amusement of course!

francizy:
Well, I know women are the best when it comes to loving and making sacrifices for their children, but why don't they extend just a little bit to other people's children?

It is a CHRISTIAN DISEASE!
AKA WITCHCRAFT!
Never DIE and live your kids with CHRISTIAN WITCH!
Take them with you to your graves!!!!!

What I can't understand is WHY THE USSSSSSSELESSSSS POOOHSIE-WHIPPED HUSBANDS OF THESE WITCHES CAN'T WRING THEIR NECKS!

Staying is a LOVELESS marriage for her kids!
The greatest sacrifice!


As for the witches that maltreal other women's kids.
Na Christian Satanic-Wives Of Africa PLC!

Natin!

I am no longer a CHILD!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE my state of independence as an ADULT.
Especially, the freedom from GOING TO THOSE DAMNED, STUFFY SHRINES A.K.A CHURCHES. . . . . . for H-IMBECEEEEELES.

You wanno try those EDO women?

Fire for fire. . . . We dey make our own ACID KE!

Deji of Akure, come and try ya luck!

A nursing mother?

Lemmmme guess?. . . . . . HE WANTED TO PHOCK AND SUCK HER "lactation BUNS"!

You must live in the jungle of Africa!
Pity!

PRIMITIVE concerns for PRIMITIVE people!

Chaaaaaaaai!!!!
Chaaaaaaaai!!!!
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!!

Nothing wrong with the lady or your family.

YOU ARE THE ONLY PROBLEM!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo IMMATURE!

Allegory:
Eww

Allegory:
What kinda blokus have u been seeing . The competition leaves allowance for kids in his age bracket and even older kids. It's not infant competition nah

MANY!!!!!

I said "after EJAKULATION". . . .
Abi you nor dey look after YOU LEAP FOR JOY?

bukatyne:
Why it is so, I am yet to decipher

I will say some though

Na so una "GOD" make am o. . . .

To quote PROPHET BOB MARLEY "sing" . . . .

Man was made to SUFFER. . . .
AND WOMAN WAS MADE TO. . .. FEEL. . . .THE. . . .PAIN. . .!

royalsweetness:
lmao, he's just a year old Kanwulia, u make it sound like I registered my husband for tge competition

I year nor be INFANT again o abeg!
Babies na 0 to 12 months!
Dem dey crawl. . . .NOT SPRINT across STREETS!

No wonder he still needs "a lot of votes"!
Abeg, go take form for MR NAIRALAND 2014 contest!
I go vote for am!

Cute toddler!

But? ? ?
Disi wan still dey soku breasssss ni?
Waaaaay too old for CUSSON"S 'baby' contest don't you think?
He don pass the "Gerber phases" tey tey na HABA!!!!
The dude's got moIStach for crying out loud!
His middle finger alone is bigger than MOST BLOKOSES I have seen in my lifetime "after eJAKUlation"!
Try "SESAME KIDS" contest abeg!

Read more ke?

Otolo gba gbu kwa gi dia!
EWU TUESAY MORRRRING DI KA GI!!!!

You must be "Christians" right?
Why don't you BOTH repent on Sundays and kEEP PHOCKING from Monday to SARRRRADAYS?

GHETTO-HOOD-RATS!
How did I guess THE WOULD BE BLACKER THAN MIDNIGHT?

The dangers of "BABY MAMMA" homes keep manifesting!

A NEW YORK or LONDON-GHETTO for sure.

Sheeeeeeeesh!

This model or "set-up" has NEVER worked in ANY MANSION of the world. . . . . .not to mention this your size 4 by 4 casket.
Get ready to make it a funeral procession for ONE or ALL!
2 menstruating bitcheeez flinging their "pads" over your nostrils every month will surely make YOU the MOST LIKELY FIRST VICTIM.

All the best hon'!

Heck yeah!
When he or she meets a more ABUSIVE terror!

jeffizy:
^^^^^^ One of the greatest virtues of a man is being real. IMO.

You bet your sweet pickle!

Very easy to get a husband.
Keeping one is the problem.
After marriage, MOST MEN become ALBATROSSES, "GUANTANAMO GAYS" or at best . . . . "CROSSES OF CALVARY"!!!!

jeffizy:
[color=#003300] How did I forget that!
I like your perspective. [/color]

We are NIGERIANS you know?
I will always use the Nigerian "perspective".
Just keeping it real.

Not really!
All she needs is a SUGAR-DADA!

Interesting!

nwaorah:
@Kanwulia: Hence the need for the magnifying lens

Still not recommended!
NEWBORN babies do not have nails significant enough to CLIP!
This is to satisfy the insatiable needs of the parent, who wants to POSE with the latest gadget in town!
It is good to wait till the child is older. . . . .GREATER THAN 1 month old!

SAMBARRY:
Kanwulia your attention is needed here . come and give your sisterly advice. E Don shele o

Is this a problem?
Na 2015 we wan see so o!
Teenage preggies nor be taboo anywhere in this world!!!
Make she born am, go for DNA test, then come back for more instruction.
Simple!

NEVER!!!!
Enemies of progress!!!!
He will have to go!!!!
EBOLA fayarrrrrrram!!!!!

BABY NAIL CLIPPERS ARE NO-NOS!!!!!!
You can't tell the skin from the nail sometimes.
Use buffers instead TO FILE THEM DOWN!!!!!

1st people from divorced homes.
Now people from polygamous homes.

Next, people from BISEXUAL homes.

VickyyB:
smh

Chazzyboy:
hmmm that means u trust outsiders.

Yes!
It won't pain me as much if outsiders dupe my AZZZZZZE!!!!

VickyyB:
Men of these days think it's all about getting rich and having the best woman in this world.

When they see an ugly rich man with a beautiful wife, they think it's all about money without love.

Do you agree that a lady would marry an ugly, not-so-rich man?

Yes o!
It is all about money!!!
That is all they can offer!
They were raised with material/spiritual POVERTY!
Not capable of loving or being loved in return!

I can love myself! PLEASE SHOW ME THE $ or £ or €!!!!

No NAIRA please!

Respect and love yourself always first. . . . . Before any man!!!!