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SCAM-ALERT!
Doz pikin dem nefa reasssssh to go farm?

Only in places like Nigeria can women be "planted" in bedrooms or shops!
Happy germination ladies!

iykedare:

I knew it!
Somebarry suffering from 'KANWULIA-ITIS'!
Notin do you!


*oga don go work. . .time for bed jare. . . the sweeeeeeeet day off continues*

STENON:
Hmmmmmm.......
*Peeping to see if she is around*



...... Kanwulia........The Americana....

Though I'm not her follower bt I always laugh away my sorrow at anytime I read her comment on Family and Politics section....

Meeeeeeeehn!
Abeg ooo. . . make una call somebarry h-else im name oooooo!
E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSY CHRISLAMIC WINCHES AND WINZARDS go soon begin hol' meeting o.
I wan see 2015 I dey beg una oooooooooooooooh! Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!!

Soooooooooo. . . this is the reason I was receiving all those 'banzzzz'? "Popularity Banzzz Tinzzz"?

It is a NATURAL SOINTIN!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6P6MleornA

These dudes are fine sha!
Enough of those 'old chimpazees' in Nigerian politics!
May the better man (WITH BIGGER/STRONGER BLOKOS)win!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

May the best man win..

Hmmmm!
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!!!

VICTORY FOR STELLA ODUAH!
God of EBOLA be praised!!!
Alarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrkhu BAM BAM!!!

GEJ till 2029!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrYTz_xmG4w


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prwlOCzeLn0


Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Children nor go keeee us ooooooh!!! Chai!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrYTz_xmG4w


Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!

NADA!

No patience, no TIME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARnV27Ylcb8

Out of my bucket list. . .

1. Dinner @ THE BURJ AL ARAB. . . .accomplished!
2. Climb 'THE GREAT WALLS OF CHINA'. . . .accomplished!
3. BE DEBT FREE! . . . .accomplished!

Finally. . .finally. . . still thinking!

Say NO to 'supporter of APC' blogs!

Behold! CHIBOK BRIDES!!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO3QMse9l1A



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mrO8ztREs8



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmdCIMNTB8o

E nor easy to raise children o!
Hmmmmm!
High blood pressure don come be dat!

Na who go see this one tink say na 14,15,16 or 18?

She is in love and has a boyfriend?

Hmmmmmm! Very SKIAAARRRRY!

The child is [size=20pt]10 YEARS OLD AND 5 FT 9INCHES LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG?[/size]




Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!! WAHALA!!!!!

I believe I have already expended a lot of energy on similar topics of this nature.
Weda NL crash erase dem. . . not to my consine!
Next please!

olorimadam:
Did i mention that dis babes number is always saved with "codenames" on his phone? I no crase o, dem talk say anywhere wey smoke remain na because fire don burn for there before.

Abeg marital fidelity is not d same as bondage or watever u call it jo.

Thanks for not helping.

Ha! "Dem tok say. . . . "! So, you know about 'marital infidelity'? And you are here 'forming' on NL huhn?
I see you have a problem with 'freedom of expression'.
Is he not the SAME MAN YOU MARRIED. . . with a prior history of 'CHATTING' WITH BABES?
Now that you know. . . WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING. . .RANTING ON NL. . .is my question?
Abi you nor know whia 'DIVORCE' court dey?

What other 'proof' do you need? Abi you nor sabi say 'TOTO DEY SOUR EVEN BEFORE HONEYMOON'? Efin if you be 'VAGIN' ni?

Stop being a 'MUMU'. . . . .Wake up and smell the 'dustbin' please!
The man don give you ring. . . GO AND CARRY BELLE! Or the 'SIDE BYTCH' will surely beat you to it. . .with all this 'busy body' you are doing on NL!


Hope this will knock some reality into YOU and this ya 'tatafo thread'?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!

olorimadam:
wetin dis one come mean na? Help a sis out.

You really think 'she' needs help?
Sure! FROM A SEASONED SHRINK ONLY!. . . To prescribe the RIGHT combination of 'nerve disorder' pills/elixirs(if she has no teeth or can't swallow 'solids')!
I don't advice 'needy' or 'insecure' men or WOMEN!

Marriage is not , AND SHOULD NEVER BE a 'life' or 'death' sentence you know?
So, because she is 'married' to a 'man'. . . the man should now be ENSNARED in her nauseating, suffocating clutches. . . with her INTIATIABLE quest for 'fresh', serial victims of 'indentured, romantic/matrimonial bondage/servitude'?

She go soon krase ke!
Watch out for PART 2! AKA 'THE HONEYMOON IS OVER'. . . OR 'THERE WAS NEVER A MARRIAGE, BUT IN HER DREAMS'!

CircleOfWilis:
Kanwulia

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The 'God' of EBOLA made it possible o!
Not by my power o!
I am humbled!

armyofone:
I miss ema.
Ema with real native spices from my iye and odede's kitchen.



Op, get your own grooves on even if you have to fake it.
It is going to be a long haul.

. . . .And 'bushmeat' with 'ABULA VALUS'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cMd5o7l5Q

iykedare:
lunatic 1 of nairaland. stoopid f00oo,l

Mu ha ha ha ha ha
How stoopid can a fool be?
Na me be your 'flavor of the month'?
Happy 'H[size=20pt]E[/size]LLOWEEN' to you darling!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lunatic

Definition of LUNATIC

1
a : affected with lunacy : insane
b : designed for the care of insane persons <lunatic asylum>


2
: wildly foolish <a lunatic idea>
— lunatic noun

Na for dia you dey work?
Oya! Kontinu!

*na ooo be dis 'STALKER' biko kwa nu?. . . .abi love na by force ni? mtchewwwwwwww*

Errrrrrrm. . . . Nothing!

Edykul:
Pickabeau1,Thorpido,Egopersonified,Greatgod,Aisha,Kanwulia,Chaircover nd Efemenaxy....Na these names I fit remember now.

Oh yes o!
We dey kamkpeeeeee!!!!
No sssssshakin!
7 years and counting!

Depends on the individual ladies.
Some are sharp and can survive the streets.
Others? Sitting Ducks!

Hmmmmm!
The pikin go don sabi read newspaper ke!

Not always.
You SNOOZE, you LOOOOOZE LOZA!

We are still waiting for the second-KUMMING O!
Na so-so bad and EVO we dey see o!

Over to the "MEN-childs" of NL!

Serves you right!
You be real JJC!
He is right!
You have not just a mental problem, BUT MANY!

Get help fast!

Ahem! Private tots!

*going home after "doing" my hair and facials. . . To chop my husband's fresh-fish/shrimp pepper-soup with HOT EMA and some chilled pammy in preparation for real SHUKULI this night jor! Wetin be dat movie WEY we watch today? "The Judge". . . . Fantastic Drama Movie!*

iykedare:
WHO CARES? WOMAN MOVE THE HELL OUT MAKE I SEE ROAD

Hmmmmm. . . . The return of the E BADU BELLE ATI E JOLOSI NAMAS OF NL!!!
To think that you ain't even the OP?
See frustrashun?
A lot from the hole of a NL assssss that dun kia!

Na me you wan take flex?

Ijjjjjjiota!

Primitive concerns for PRIMITIVE PEOPLE!
Una dey forbid electricity for Nigeria like normal 'kauntries'?
More gadgets to cause cancer ni!
Oya kontinu!

*2 more days off and loffing h-it. . . .Back to bed jare. . . .My H-Agnostic Gawd Bless My Darling H-America H-Always jare*

I don pass that stage! I meet all my needs MYSELF!
I ain't looking.
Even if I were single. . . I STILL AIN'T LOOKING.
Not innarestid. . . .

Na una time. . . . The Young Shall Keep Growing. . . . .I don waka pass!
Amen!!!!!

Nothing to do with places, BUT THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE INDIVIDUALS!
Couples can meet anywhere. . . but how compatible they prove to be is a different matter!