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CircleOfWilis:
Kanwulia

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The 'God' of EBOLA made it possible o!
Not by my power o!
I am humbled!

armyofone:
I miss ema.
Ema with real native spices from my iye and odede's kitchen.



Op, get your own grooves on even if you have to fake it.
It is going to be a long haul.

. . . .And 'bushmeat' with 'ABULA VALUS'!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2cMd5o7l5Q

iykedare:
lunatic 1 of nairaland. stoopid f00oo,l

Mu ha ha ha ha ha
How stoopid can a fool be?
Na me be your 'flavor of the month'?
Happy 'H[size=20pt]E[/size]LLOWEEN' to you darling!

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lunatic

Definition of LUNATIC

1
a : affected with lunacy : insane
b : designed for the care of insane persons <lunatic asylum>


2
: wildly foolish <a lunatic idea>
— lunatic noun

Na for dia you dey work?
Oya! Kontinu!

*na ooo be dis 'STALKER' biko kwa nu?. . . .abi love na by force ni? mtchewwwwwwww*

Errrrrrrm. . . . Nothing!

Edykul:
Pickabeau1,Thorpido,Egopersonified,Greatgod,Aisha,Kanwulia,Chaircover nd Efemenaxy....Na these names I fit remember now.

Oh yes o!
We dey kamkpeeeeee!!!!
No sssssshakin!
7 years and counting!

Depends on the individual ladies.
Some are sharp and can survive the streets.
Others? Sitting Ducks!

Hmmmmm!
The pikin go don sabi read newspaper ke!

Not always.
You SNOOZE, you LOOOOOZE LOZA!

We are still waiting for the second-KUMMING O!
Na so-so bad and EVO we dey see o!

Over to the "MEN-childs" of NL!

Serves you right!
You be real JJC!
He is right!
You have not just a mental problem, BUT MANY!

Get help fast!

Ahem! Private tots!

*going home after "doing" my hair and facials. . . To chop my husband's fresh-fish/shrimp pepper-soup with HOT EMA and some chilled pammy in preparation for real SHUKULI this night jor! Wetin be dat movie WEY we watch today? "The Judge". . . . Fantastic Drama Movie!*

iykedare:
WHO CARES? WOMAN MOVE THE HELL OUT MAKE I SEE ROAD

Hmmmmm. . . . The return of the E BADU BELLE ATI E JOLOSI NAMAS OF NL!!!
To think that you ain't even the OP?
See frustrashun?
A lot from the hole of a NL assssss that dun kia!

Na me you wan take flex?

Ijjjjjjiota!

Primitive concerns for PRIMITIVE PEOPLE!
Una dey forbid electricity for Nigeria like normal 'kauntries'?
More gadgets to cause cancer ni!
Oya kontinu!

*2 more days off and loffing h-it. . . .Back to bed jare. . . .My H-Agnostic Gawd Bless My Darling H-America H-Always jare*

I don pass that stage! I meet all my needs MYSELF!
I ain't looking.
Even if I were single. . . I STILL AIN'T LOOKING.
Not innarestid. . . .

Na una time. . . . The Young Shall Keep Growing. . . . .I don waka pass!
Amen!!!!!

Nothing to do with places, BUT THE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE INDIVIDUALS!
Couples can meet anywhere. . . but how compatible they prove to be is a different matter!

African women like wahala sha-sha!
Lady! You need to grow some thick skin!
No man in this world has only one woman he talks to!
Go and make your own friends!

Marriage is only a continuation of DATING!

Instead of whining about the situation. . . LEAVE!

Simple!

I looooooooooooooove WHITE PEOPLE toooooooo much!

The only kind of justice in this world that answereth by FIRE is KARMA!

Have a safe delivery dear Uche!
Your h-ememies and their 'abortion' rumors will swallow their solid saliva of gossip!
You are looking great!

Hopefully he will meet a woman that matches his psychotic levels of phantasmagoria and get killed FIRST!

The kind of sentiments you will never find in the North.
I pity Southerners!
Tufiakwa!!!

Ruth OKOCHI FROM DELTA STATE. . . ARE YOU A NAIRLANDER?
Please, respect yourself and go and claim your children!

The fruits of your womb are calling you oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Nice!

Is he gonna reimburse the school for the 8 years?
How many other children did he 'produce' that he abandoned somewhere. . . for the next 8 years?

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!
Father 8-8 years!

Hmmmmmm!
What a 'kauntry'!

If a normally confrontational person becomes reserved. . . I would be worried myself, and vice versa.
Oh boy, move to another room ASAP!
Don't eat or drink anything in that house o.
In short, MOVE OUT!

Very true. . . until you encounter a useless man aka birth control!
All African women dream of having kids even in ABJECT POVERTY!
In the Western world. . . .women think twice!

Jah bless my darling USA!

Only by a husband material!
You can only afford to attract what you are!

crackhaus:
Too bad I'm just seeing this, I would have whipped your ignorant assertions back into shape. I wonder who the six people are that felt your entire ball of nonsense and blatant show of empty-headedness was worthy of any likes.
You know nothing of the Bible, else you won't be typing this pile of crap you call a comment.

So all the strong women in the Bible by your own deduction were Delilahs and Jezebels? This is what your moronic IQ figured?
No wonder women like you feel that the best way to be seen as strong is to be b1tchy, loud, unruly, and uncouth. Pity!

This is a list of some strong women in the Bible, all upstanding and virtuous women if I may add:

Jael - A heroine who killed a general named 'Sisera' using a nail driven by a hammer into his forehead. She did it for God's people, Israel.

Deborah - The only female appointed judge over Israel.

Esther - Queen of the great Persian empire.
Beautiful, ravishing, and very smart young woman who was scheduled to be killed but was spared after using her intelligence to win the heart of the king of the Persian empire, Xerxes. She is directly responsible for releasing her people (Israel) from slavery in Persia.

Hoglah - One of the daughters of a man who died - she fought for the right to inherit her deceased father's property. Yes, she won.

Athalia - Queen over Judah for five years after the death of her husband.

Ruth - Lowly woman who was able to overcome all odds after loosing her husband.

etc, etc, etc...

Next time when you want to make a show of yourself, type just one or two sentences, at least that way your terrible lack of knowledge could be forgiven.

Hmmmmmmm . . . .how "Auspicious-Suspicious"!
Mtcheeeeeeew
Back in to my "Revenge" series jare!

Eating my "Tatamashe" rice and plantain in peace!
Too much pepper mehn! Very sweeeeeet! Time for some more!
What was that movie I watched with my darling husband last night again?

"Jack Sointin" . . . . ."John Wick"? He likes all those kinds of "shoot-out" movies. I liked this one sha. Too much "bloooooodzzzz shairrrrrin"!

They should feel free please!

Till then!

Nothing o!
It is "a nakyura sointin"!
Make e nor wound sha o!

What did he show up for?
Dem mama go show up too?

Anoda wan don come o! It is only Monday. Chai! Chai! Chai!

I do likewise from time to time when I am pissed off! If your God or Satan says it is your time, then do the necessary! Curses are only meant to annoy you. If you believe them, then they will stick.

If a woman is frustrated to the point of curses, the man should understand the woman is SUPER FRUSTRATED!

One of every man's goal is not to allow a woman cross over to that side!

Most of YOU MEN deserve the curses and SOME CHANGE!!!
The fact that she is NOT praying means she is doing ALL THINGS RIGHT! I love people who use their brains instead of PRAYERS to move mountains and DRY RIVERS!

Please, bring her to NL to tell us HER own side of the tory!

Tank you sah!