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naptu2:


Happy new year!

Long time.
Same to you.

BITTER, BROKE, PSYCHOTIC, FRUSTRATED SINGLE PEOPLE ALWAYS HATING ON WHAT THEY CAN NEVER HAVE!

Especially THE MEN!
Every woman na “hoe”, including the mama wey born am-leave am to go do beta-beta ASHAWO work.

Good one DAKORE!

Shame go “GBASH” pipo!

*muchechechecheche*

If you want to make YOU and Nigeria proud, LEAVE NIGERIA.

Congrats young lady.

dangotesmummy:


Mrs nobody ke?

Olorun maje

Good to see you.how your family?

Shey cold no dey finish you like this?

We dey manage o.
We have all battled bronchitis and flu.
The worst is over. We are all doing great.
Thanks for asking.
Best wishes to you and family too.

dangotesmummy:
omg I've missed you o.good to read from you again and happy New year by the way

Happy New Year baby sis!!!!
I thought you had become a “Mrs NOBODY”!
So goooooooood to see you again.

BigotMan:
lolz Tpia/Kanwulia-etc ive been on nairaland since 2009 and with different monikers

Are you sure of this Tpia/Kanwulia metamorphosis theory?
You mean I am Seun?

Very interesting!
Preach on sister-bro!

Lawyer for what exactly?

BigotMan:
Kanwulia-Jara & Kanwulia-Extra

You are only a woman amongst a den of vicious men out to settle old scores with the help of federal might.

No one will hear your cry!
Besides, you are working with the political arsonists.

Everything has a price.

No.
Children take time nuture and raise. The fact that they take up all the women’s time does not mean the children are loved more than the husbands.

Who does most of the raising of the kids? THE WOMEN. Sometimes, the women have to work too. Who pampers the women with all these stressors? Instead of the men to take time to be supportive and attentive, they often add to the stress by resorting to “infantile needs” of food and sex. Shhhhhheeesh. Communication breaks down and the couples begin to drift apart.

When the children are all grown and out of the house, the old age romance can continue. Children can be the GLUE or SOLVENT in any marriage depending on how well the parents play their parts as a TEAM.

Unfortunately, men also have needs and often do not exercise the necessary amount of understanding and support when the wives are stressed with raising a family. Instead of working as a team, husbands usually seek attention outside the home and things continue to fall apart.

The men are rarely around to help domestically and would rather spend more time with friends and OTHER WOMEN.

Well, you sow what you reap, and you reap what you sow.

Shikena!

blank:
How about the owner of the original BLAZAY? Thought you guys got married at a point or were you just dating?

Sorry, my husband is not a NLander.
I was married before I ever joined NL.
All Blazay IDs belong to me.
Happy 2020!

It is easier for the unmarried to discuss marriage because they have all the time on their hands.
Married people who are really knee-deep have no time to discuss what is PRIVATE.

On NL for example, there are more active single members.

Married people do more and talk less.
Single people have unrealistic views of marriage, hence they can always speak out of lack of experience. They can only fantasize.

armyofone:
So true and very well said!!
Soon he will start checking his madam phone to find out unfindables and suspicion galore.

Happy New Year KanwuliaExtra!

Happy New Year sis.
May this New Year be filled with uncountable blessings. Good to see ya.


You know this marriage of a tin nor get manual of operation, so e dey very easy for pipo to misfire and over-step boundaries.

Life in itself is a spiritual warfare.
The constant war between:

good and evil
right and wrong
men and women
life and death


. . . . .constant battle. . . . for spiritual supremacy.

I have NEVER seen or witnessed any form of 'paranormal activities'.
No one has ever 'pressed' my nose or arssse in my sleep. AMEN.
I know nothing of the kingdom of ritualism, witchcraft , religion, paganism, or exorcism.

What ever you don't believe in can NEVER disturb you.
I only believe what I experience. I don't believe in TESTIMONIES THAT ARE NOT MINE.

Bottom line?
I believe in the HERE and NOW.
Anything else does not interest me.

What a story.
The most genuine love.
What a blessing.

You have admitted she is socially awkward.
She just needs to go out a little more.
Loving her means accepting her the way you found her and loved her.
Just make sure she does not have an underlying mental disorder.
She should be encouraged to get a job to develop some social skills.
Simple therapy.

Next time, invite her sibling or familiar relative of hers' to go with her to large gatherings.
That should help her to break the ice a little.

A time will come, you will miss this side of her.
People do change you know.

Just visited Nigeria.
Abuja Airport is the airport to land from outside Nigeria.
Lagos na no go area. Will not fly through Lagos for anything in the world.
Lagos Airport na Naira Marley Airport ke!

Who wan kill 88 year-old man for crying out loud?

Dem wan take style bring this dude under radar.
As dude dey mind im bizzness, e still dey painment dem.
Haba!!!

Orji Kalu never even don for pot.

At a farm!!!

At a winter wonderland.

Which Buhari?
About JUBRIL?

See craw-craw for leg!
Chai!!!
This wan don hunt grass-cutter with leg taya for bush I swear.

Kpakororo!

See you in 2020!

Nmeri17:

chai! I missed you sha. happy holidays. how chichi dem? I wish there was a way to compress your sagacity and experience into one ingestable pill or injection and administer once and for all. I go dey alright

Hahahaha!
Chi-Chi dem dey fine o.
Happy holidays to you toooooo.

mrblessed:
So much emotion in defence of a miss-step.

It will not be a bad idea to face the topic at hand.

I can always understand the level of acrimonious envy against super-extramarital choppers on/off NL against those who can stay married and still CHOP and CLEAN TINZ!

E easy?
Go try na.

How do we do it? Arrrrgggggh!
By skillful and CONFIDENT CHOPPING of better market OBOKUN.


Unlike those of you who got married on NL with all your ITK, you use your mouth and fingers to gossip all over your villages and social media. Everything is subject to discussion and validation from nonentities. How can you last even 10 years in your so-called Christian holy-holy marriages, because you have never learned to mind your business?


Now, here is the REAL MISS-STEP!
I can NEVER-EVER discuss ANY of my friends with my husband and vice-versa! You all will keep learning the HARRRRRRRDEST ways.

Oh! What hypocritical novices!

Izzyovercomer:
I am not surprised in your comment. Are you not the proud and unapologetic two-timer? Moral debasement is the order of the day in our society today.

Proudly so! The reason I only keep friends LIKE moi of equal ranking with status of expert club-members of “chop, clean mouth+nyansh, STAY HAPPILY MARRIED AND SUPER-EMPLOYED” PLC! Not jobless, swagless, Christo-Sharia housewives with woman-wrapper husbands!

E dey pain you?

Go and get married AND STAY married for 20 years ++++, then come back to address me.
Your rusty, diabolical , NIGERIAN, moral compass of stinking hypocrisy I could surely do without. Please, step aside.

If the head of the fish is ROTTEN. . . .

Good health, peace, joy and happiness.

On what grounds?
He does not deserve it.