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BusinessRe: Abokifx Suspends Exchange Rate Updates After CBN Blocks Accounts by KaptainAfrika: 12:52pm On Sep 18, 2021
"We sincerely hope this suspension will lead to the Naira appreciation from next week."

GBAS GBOS !
PoliticsRe: Fani-Kayode: "I Will Never Leave PDP Till Thy Kingdom Come" - Throwback Video by KaptainAfrika: 9:34pm On Sep 16, 2021
Thy Kingdom has come already. grin
PoliticsRe: I Would Rather Die Than Join APC - Femi Fani-Kayode (Throwback) by KaptainAfrika: 9:34pm On Sep 16, 2021
That means he has died already. grin
PoliticsRe: Abdulrasheed Bawa Slumps In Aso Rock by KaptainAfrika: 2:39pm On Sep 16, 2021
E dun happen !
BusinessRe: Anthony Stimler Turns On Colleagues In Massive Africa Bribe Cases by KaptainAfrika: 4:52pm On Sep 15, 2021
No wonder Bubu decided to be Petroleum Minister...he wanna loot too.
FamilyRe: My Neighbor Has Been Cheating On Her Husband With A Bike Man by KaptainAfrika: 1:34pm On Sep 15, 2021
1. Is she busty, has a big ass or both?
2. Is the bike mans c0ck thick or long?
3. Did her husband cheat?


Kempinski:
Good morning guys , there's this woman in my neighborhood who has been having an extramarital affairs with the bike man that normally use to come and pick her children to school in the morning, she has two kid, a boy and a girl, but her cheating spree is out of this world...

Her husband is a nice person and works in one of the big bank in the country on the island, due to his nature of his job, he leaves for work early and return very late...

This crazy woman has been using this to hit her children's bike man on severea occasion, there's was this day I was at home working on my laptop early in the morning, the window of her bedroom shares the same as mine only a fence blocking us apart, I kept hearing heavy moany and repeated thrust sound coming from the bedroom,

This man in question is a cool headed gentle man, easy going in the estate and doesn't deserve this kind of trouble and heart wenching action the woman is taking him through, I don't preay he finds out and I need help on how to tell the woman to stop doing this and at the same time I don't want their marriage to crash....

After knacking, this woman goes to her shop and pretends as if nothing happens.....
Christianity EtcRe: Poverty Is Why Many People Are Religious And Churchy - Reno Omokri by KaptainAfrika: 10:22am On Sep 15, 2021
Very true.
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If You Find A Used Condom Wrapper In Your Matrimonial Bedroom? by KaptainAfrika: 3:37pm On Sep 14, 2021
Always get rid of the evidence LOOOL.

There's never a good reason for having a condom on you, if your legal babe is not aware of you having it.

A woman was once given a condom as a means of Birth Control, she innocently asked the doctor to show her how to use it. He obliged. Nine months later, she returned with a big bulging pregnancy.

"I did everything you told me." the woman said.

"Are you sure?" the doctor asked.

"Yes. I put the condom on the stick and then bent my buttocks while looking at the condom on the stick while my husband fvcked me - doggie style like you showed me." the woman said sighing and rubbing her big tummy.

cool cool cool cool cool
CrimeRe: CCTV Captures Old Man Stealing Mobile Phone At A Pharmacy Store In Abuja by KaptainAfrika: 4:36pm On Sep 13, 2021
One part of CCTV people keep ignoring especially in Nigeria is MONITORING ! SOMEONE IS MEANT TO MONITOR THE CCTV ALWAYS! So now you have seen the old man, if he does not come back, how will he be caught?
TravelRe: COVID-19: FG Relaxes Restriction On Foreign Travellers by KaptainAfrika: 11:01am On Sep 13, 2021
ALLOW EMIRATES TO FLY INTO NIGERIA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Guinea: Conde Detained As Government Is Dissolved In Coup (video) by KaptainAfrika: 5:19pm On Sep 05, 2021
Bubu is probably having nightmares.
CultureRe: Ayiri Emami Offers Coke, Fanta, Sardines And Bread To River Goddess -photo by KaptainAfrika: 4:33pm On Sep 05, 2021
goddess wey dun japa go Canada since.
PoliticsRe: How President Broke The Jinx At NNPC - By Femi Adesina by KaptainAfrika: 8:37pm On Sep 03, 2021
This government is full of lies. 44 years i.e 1977.

In 1977, Nigeria was way better than it currently is, all refineries were working, our currency was strong and standard of living was high.

In 2021, and after two recessions and a weak currency and the lowest FDI in history - Buhari and his gang wants Nigerians to believe NNPC recorded a profit...they don't even bother to make the lies makes sense.
Foreign AffairsRe: Second Kabul Airport Attack Likely In 24-36 Hours - President Biden by KaptainAfrika: 10:05pm On Aug 28, 2021
Trump is bad, Trump is bad...Biden is not only a supplier of weapons to terrorists, but now he is also their announcer.
PoliticsRe: Kunle Olawunmi Wanted By Defence Intelligence Agency Over Channels TV Interview by KaptainAfrika: 9:00pm On Aug 28, 2021
Someone that might have already left the country...
PoliticsRe: Imo’s Uzodinma Breaks From Southern Governors On Anti-Open Grazing by KaptainAfrika: 1:28pm On Aug 26, 2021
He is only obeying his masters wishes...
WebmastersRe: Onlyfans Reverses Ban On Sexually Explicit Content by KaptainAfrika: 4:46pm On Aug 25, 2021
Oh yes! I mean Oh no this, this is not good at all.... cool
PoliticsRe: NDA: Personnel On CCTV Duty Were Not Asleep. Search For Major Datong Is On - DHQ by KaptainAfrika: 4:45pm On Aug 25, 2021
If they were not asleep, it makes it worse because that means the guards were awake and this happened...
PoliticsRe: Ishaq Akintola: Taliban Fighters Must Be Allowed To Settle Down (MURIC) by KaptainAfrika: 4:44pm On Aug 25, 2021
This MURIC man is high on weed.
TV/MoviesRe: Tribunal Orders Multichoice To Pay 50% Tax Backlog Before Hearing Appeal by KaptainAfrika: 4:43pm On Aug 25, 2021
Please DSTV increase your subscription fee, give a great reason to stop renewing your sub.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Saudi Arabia Holds Recruitment Exercise For Nigerian Doctors In Abuja (Videos) by KaptainAfrika: 8:19am On Aug 25, 2021
Be a Doctor, no O I want to follow my passion, see now...

I am a Doctor of Passion...

So sad to see Doctors leave but omo go to where you are appreciated.
FamilyRe: What's That Most Annoying Thing A Visitor Has Ever Done In Your House? by KaptainAfrika: 2:48pm On Aug 23, 2021
The person mess. it was a terrible mess, so terrible the Spirit of Konji left the room.
PoliticsRe: Pantami: FG To Deploy 5G Network Soon by KaptainAfrika: 3:09pm On Aug 22, 2021
I wonder if Christ Embassy members will use it ?
PoliticsRe: PIA: Military Talks Tough As Niger Delta Youths Threaten Fresh Hostilities by KaptainAfrika: 8:48am On Aug 22, 2021
If the military is well-equipped, why are they then giving amnesty to terrorists in the North ?
PoliticsRe: Ortom: Buhari Turning Nigeria To A Cow Republic by KaptainAfrika: 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2021
That's how FFK was talking, today he is at kano hoping to get plate of jollof rice and a bottle of non-alcoholic wine from Bubu.

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