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CrimeRe: 14-Year-Old Zamfara Bandit, Sani Suleiman, Who Rapes Female Victims Arrested by KaptainAfrika: 1:09pm On Feb 10, 2022
The equivalent of putting a small stick in a well...castrate the little r*pist.
PoliticsRe: Ortom: Several Attempts Made To Eliminate Me But God Kept Me by KaptainAfrika: 8:16pm On Feb 09, 2022
When you realise this man owes salaries like no mans business...

Speak against evil but also pay peoples salaries.
FamilyRe: I Caught My Brother’s Wife Having Sex With Another Man In Their Sitting Room by KaptainAfrika: 5:00pm On Feb 04, 2022
Did the man use a condom ?
NYSCRe: OGFZA Rejects Corper Ejiro Kpolugbo For ‘Lacking Political Connection’ by KaptainAfrika: 10:37am On Feb 03, 2022
SCRAP NYSC.
RomanceRe: Don't ask What We Bring To The Table, Women Aren't Suppose To Bring Anything by KaptainAfrika: 7:53am On Feb 03, 2022
Women bring that b00bs and vagene...which is a good cumpensation for all the headaches they cause.
RomanceRe: Pastor Michael Onoyume Accused Of Impregnating Married Woman In Sapele by KaptainAfrika: 11:14am On Feb 02, 2022
One thing is for sure, they started with head, I mean see the woman's lips...
RomanceRe: Lady Dumps A Guy After Using Him, Blocks Him On Social Media by KaptainAfrika: 5:39pm On Jan 28, 2022
Awww dude must have been falling in love and hoping to use love to get more knacks. Its like guys can't grab that some women just wan knack and move on, its not only guys that want to knack and move on...for real. He should manage the one time knack, maybe he paid for it and came too early...hmmmm
BusinessRe: Inflation, Why Do Traders Do These Things? by KaptainAfrika: 2:44pm On Jan 27, 2022
You think you are "suffering", wait until government starts putting price controls, you will begging to buy the goods at the price you are complaining about because it would be scarce and only gotten on the black market.
The economy is bad, the factors that affect production has gone to hell since 2015. You are complaining about price what of the businessman that has made his investment in getting the goods to you?, is the person running a business or a charity?
Face your elected government officials that keep on making senseless economic decisions everyday and leave the traders alone, was there not a time you could comfortably afford what you are crying about, if una like re-elect APC again.
PoliticsRe: Timipre Sylva: Fuel Subsidy Will Last Another 18 Months by KaptainAfrika: 2:04pm On Jan 25, 2022
Did they say 18 months, sorry it will be one day after the election results have been announced, bookmark this.
PoliticsRe: How Kano Hisbah Oppresses And Brutalizes The Poor by KaptainAfrika: 1:40pm On Jan 25, 2022
Southern Nigeria has nothing in common with Northern Nigeria, so why are they so eager to maintain this illusion of one Nigeria? You want sharia and the benefits of secular laws...any good that has come to Majority Muslim Countries has always come from them accepting secular ideas such as tourism, investment, business friendly policies, as soon as they begin to adopt sharia as main way of doing things, they begin to regress.
PoliticsRe: Zamfara: Bandits Rape Our Wives, Daughters For Failing To Pay N2m Levy by KaptainAfrika: 6:51pm On Jan 23, 2022
Bandits...planting their seed to replenish lives lost. If you ask any of the c^ckold husbands, they will say its the will of God instead of demanding that their elected officials do more to protect them, that's until a non-muslim is their President.
HealthRe: Help! My Penis Hole Is Tearing by KaptainAfrika: 6:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
Picture for diagnosis.

JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults
Foreign AffairsRe: Coup D'etat Or Mutiny In Burkina Faso: Heavy Gunfire At Several Military Camps by KaptainAfrika: 6:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
Coups in Francophone West Africa, hmmm, there is more to this - Russian and Chinese involvement?
PoliticsRe: Should Swiss Woman, Nwanyiocha Be Made A Commissioner In Anambra? by KaptainAfrika: 6:41pm On Jan 23, 2022
Nairalanders can be funny, what is Afonjanistan... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Obi Cubana Parties With BBNaija's Erica (Video) by KaptainAfrika: 7:59am On Jan 21, 2022
Good thing the pvssy can stretch.
AgricultureRe: Latvia's Iconic Blue Cows (Photos) by KaptainAfrika: 2:33pm On Jan 20, 2022
A group of herdsmen from a certain tribe are getting a hard-on right about now...
Foreign AffairsRe: US Threatens Russia With "Decisive" Response Over Cuba Deployment Plans by KaptainAfrika: 3:25pm On Jan 14, 2022
Cuban Crises Part 2.
FamilyRe: Having A Male Child by KaptainAfrika: 12:39pm On Jan 10, 2022
The gender of a child is determined by the Father (XY). So this is the way to have a male child - Forward, forward, back, back, forward x4, don't look in her eyes, press the right breast, twist the left nipple, deep thrust, poke left, poke right, when cumming imagine carrying a male baby with your eyes shut. Nine months later, thank me later.

okine4real:
Fathers and Mothers. Pls ohh. Myself and my wife, we trying to have a child this year, and we want a Male child. Male Child or nothing else. In fact i just Pray this time it works because trouble FIT dey.

Now my question is, as anybody in the house every tried the method of making love to you wife on the day of her Ovulation and the sex happens to be a Male child?

I have read to much article and the one that got my attention the most was, IF YOU WANT A MALE CHILD, MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WIFE A DAY TO HER OVULATION DAY OR ON HER EXACT OVULATION DAY. Please whom have tired this method and what is the success rate? I nor get money for IVF, so dont tell me say make i go do am ohh, because i heard its not cheap.

Regards

Abeg help save this marriage.
EducationRe: The Current State Of Toilets In UNICAL Hostels by KaptainAfrika: 10:49am On Jan 07, 2022
Ayade the alleged Professor is doing well.
PoliticsRe: Panic As FG Prepares To Downsize Federal Civil Service by KaptainAfrika: 10:01am On Jan 06, 2022
More hands in ze Pharm.
PoliticsRe: If Not For Corruption, This Is How So Many States In Nigeria Will Look Like by KaptainAfrika: 10:00am On Jan 06, 2022
If only you people were farming, in the farms, doing agriculture.
PoliticsRe: Mami Water Power, Powerless Power ​– FFK Shades Estranged Wife, Precious (Video) by KaptainAfrika: 1:40pm On Jan 05, 2022
FFK the man that the cabal are using to play PING PONG.
Foreign AffairsRe: Soleimani: The Muslim Nation Will Revenge Against Trump - President Raisi by KaptainAfrika: 5:41pm On Jan 03, 2022
Iran wants to turn into I-Ran away when trouble comes knocking.
PoliticsRe: APC Convention ‘shaky’ As Cabal Plots Consensus - Daily Trust by KaptainAfrika: 5:20pm On Jan 03, 2022
Dear Lord do your thing.
PoliticsRe: Modupe Odele: FG Confirms That Mocheivious Was In Kenya On An Expired VISA by KaptainAfrika: 4:39pm On Jan 03, 2022
Hold up. Whether you are pro or anti-apc, you are first a Nigerian, and the Nigerian government's duty is for safety and well-being of her citizens, in saner climes the government does not ask your party affiliation before intervening on your behalf.
Also, when a Kenyan visa expires, you can apply for an extension for a small fee while still in the country. BTW is this not the same Kenya that MNK was abducted. Hmmm.
Foreign AffairsRe: New Zealand Officially Enters 2022 by KaptainAfrika: 2:23pm On Dec 31, 2021
Hallelujah.

razzydoo:
Can't waste all that. That ripple effect is therapeutic. The laws of rebound and the backboard comes to mind.
Foreign AffairsRe: New Zealand Officially Enters 2022 by KaptainAfrika: 1:14pm On Dec 31, 2021
Abominable deeds like using Doggy-style instead of the Divinely ordained missionary style.

razzydoo:
They're corrupt doing abominable deeds.
CrimeRe: Bandits Are Gang Raping Us ⁠— Zamfara Women Speak by KaptainAfrika: 1:48pm On Dec 29, 2021
The awkward moment when the woman starts moaning...

SAI BABA.

There's peace in the North.
PoliticsRe: Amendment: NASS Dismisses Report On Collection Of Signatures To Veto Buhari by KaptainAfrika: 9:47am On Dec 29, 2021
They're not this slow when it comes to approving loans.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19 In Aso Rock: Infections Traced To Yusuf Buhari's Coronation As Talban by KaptainAfrika: 7:18pm On Dec 27, 2021
Whatever happens the WILL of God WILL prevail WILL it not...it WILL.
BusinessRe: Drone Footage Of Next Cash And Carry Supermarket Fire In Abuja (Video) by KaptainAfrika: 7:16pm On Dec 27, 2021
This is Arson.
TravelRe: Terrorists From Mali Planning To infiltrate borders, Attack Abuja - Immigration by KaptainAfrika: 7:59pm On Dec 23, 2021
Are you guys sure there will be elections in 2023 ?

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